pls I really need advice from you guys..
a friend of mine broke up with his gf last week for no just cause, the babe came to us (his frnds) to help talk to him, our frnd keep insisting that she didnt do anything except that he noticed ever they started dating things have been going from bad to worst for him. he asked around and he was told that it is because of d person he is dating that their luck is not compatible. although i dont believe in things like this but i av been thinking if it is really possible cos am facing a similar problem now. things was going very well for me when i was still dating my ex but since I started dating my current gf earlier this year, things av been really tight for me..
pls I need real advice cos am also thinking of letting her go ( my gf)

Chrismario
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Hello bro,,, where d u reside? Re u a farmer or middleman? I need buyers

ogun state...
am a farmer that knows where u can sell your product
what do you want to sell?

add me up pls 08068913174

my area of specialisation is cassava , maize,pepper and garden egg..also has a good and profitable market for all agric produce
whatsapp 08068913174

danxzy:
it depends on what they committed

noise making

Guess the school?

We have different radio stations in nigeria that r doin a great job in entertaining us.programs on radio r very entertaining, educative and informative some serve as comic relief. This thread is opened for us to name our favourite radio station and a particular program they air dat makes you choose them as ur favourite......... Mine is brila fm 88.9 and my fav program is popula side with murphy ijemba nd d A team........oya, over to you

Buhari be like; i don dash u minister nw u no say thnk u,,

ingige b like; baba no vex, i go come see u later....

Person wey no get money, must knw hw 2 Bleep

u can't b useless in everything.......

Any agric student here? Letz talk on whatsapp.... Grew up in aiyetoro nd was given forestry nd wildlife .... incase anyone need help on accomodation or any other thing dat has got 2 do with aiyetoro contact me on :08068913174

Pls when wil they start verification?

Buy zobo. Cabin biscuits nd sweetz call all d little children together, tel dem it's ur birthday,they wil happily sing 4, u den share ur biscuit nd zobo........

Hlo guyz, thnkz 4 all ur help.... I was given forestry nd wildlife instead of med nd surgery... I'm thinkin of changing my course after d 1st yr but i dont knw hw possible it wil be... and also is it advisable 4 me 2 jst do d forestry nd wildlife?

falconey:
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both? Whr do i do it in lag?

Pls, i rilli need help 4rm my fellow nlanders.... Jst gotten admission 4rm one of this state uni, part of d requirment made was dat i provide tax clearance certificate nd also state of origin cert, but i don't knw hw 2 get dis certificate cos am based in lag but am 4rm imo st wil i go all d way 2 my state 2 get d state of origin cert or is there anywhr i can do dat here in lag nd hw much am i likely 2 spend 2 get both?...... Pls ppl, help me!!

Elede a de oyo.....

Scored 34% med/sug; any hope?

Football club Barcelona
more than a TEAM,
Brighter than a BEAM
we wear the colours lyk a CREAM
Injected right into our BLOODSTREAM
We can't help but give a loud SCREAM
We support a TEAM
That is everybody's DREAM
More than a club,
Football's MAINSTAY
Rivals drool when we PLAY
But to their utter DISMAY
We serve football on a golden TRAY
And take their breath AWAY
More than a club
The world SLING
We run rings round european KINGS
Leo maý be a short-looking SLING
But be careful, he STINGS
More than a club
Detractors look FORLORN
They greet us with SCORN
We are a THORN
Our philosophy is INBORN
As unique as a UNICORN
At our feet, the world ADORN
They can't help bút blow our HORN
More than a club
Supported like a RELIGION
Even by many LEGION
Call us the CATALAN
Not even fifa's arbitrary BAN
Can stop our success SPAN
More than a club
Carved out of GLORY
They admire our treble STORY
An epitome of amazing HISTORY
Wrapped in bronze
made of Gold
crowned with IVORY
In the historic Ampitheatre
Camp Nou
Roar cules in one VOICE
It's not a matter of CHOICE
In it's pride, we REJOIÇE
We all we d blue nd SCARLET
Blow oúr CLARINET
La blaugrana is our SOBRIQUIET
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Raise the bar as high as ROCKET
Our flag seals our BROTHERHOOD
Azulgrana runs in our BLOOD
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Rivals plunge into DESPAIR
There is a NAME
That rules d GAME
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dayojags10:
your uncle mumu,simple!!!

if na u, u go dey form james bond infront of gun abi? monkey.....

My uncle who works at ajah usually leaves home very early in the morning because of traffick, he sometimes leaves home as early as 4;30am every day. Last week,he left home early in the morning as usual, the bus he entered has six passengers in it including the driver; a man sat in the front with the driver, two elderly women sat with the conductor directly behind the driver and another woman carrying a baby sat behind them, my uncle sat with her.; after abt twenty minute he boarded the bus, the two elderly women started telling the conductor in yoruba that 'they shld manage this one (refering to my uncle) since they didnt see more unfortunate people'. The conductor brought out a gun and pointed @ my uncle commanding him to drop all that is with him including his wristwatch; my uncle drop his wallet containing five thousand naira, two atm cards and his two phones, after they open the wallet and saw the amount in it and two atm card, they started cursing him before the woman carrying baby suggested that since there is an atm card, they shld stop along the way and withdraw money with the card. One of the atm card belong to my uncle's wife; the driver stopped at access bank headoffice in v.i after maroko junction, the man in the front came down and ordered my uncle to provide the pins for both card which he did, after withdrawing abt one hundred and forty thousand, they realise that morning was fast approaching, they carrried my uncle to the bus and later push him out of the moving bus along the way... This matter cause alot of problem at home because, his wife was shouting that why did he took her atm card with him when going to work......

I travelled home 4rm sch during d eid (salah) celebration, when i got home, everywhr was some hw boring, one of my frnd called me when he heard dat i was around, he said i shld meet him at his uncle's place.His uncle happens to be a doctor working at d general hospital. On my way there, i met one of my sec sch mate (female), she insisted on goin with me which i gladly accepted hoping dat we wil have a nice time 2gether.when we got there, we greeted my frnd's uncle he answered warmly by offering his hand for a shake, i shook his hand innocently but he hesitated in releasing my hand, i didn't count it as something serious. He told my frnd 2 offer us something while drinking,we were jst discussing randomly when he jst stood up all of a sudden and said he wants to take us out.. We were so happy,when we got outside, my frnd insisted dat he wants to drive i was thinking his uncle will sit in the front with him but instead, his uncle said let the only girl in our midst sit infront let me come sit at the back with him. i was somehw confuse but i sat down anyway. On our way, he requested for my numba whc i gave him, he then asked if he was free to call me anytime ,i answered in d affirmity whc he playfully touched me on my laps to show his happiness, he was drawing imaginary lines on my lap in such a seductive way dat i started feeling cold after sometime, he asked if i liked it, i jst smiled and said nothing luckily we got 2 whr we were goin, he ordered for pepper soup and drinks for us. while we were having fun, i noticed that he was jst staring at me,his stares made me really uncomfortable i was jst thinking of hw to leave, luckily for me, my mum called me ön phone, she called to inquire whr i was but i used that as an opportunity to run away, i told them i was coming back that my mum wnts to see me, he offered to drive me home whc i politely decline. ì hurriedly left there. On my way home, i was jst sayin ' i covered my bumbum with d blood of jesus' til today, the man is stil callin me on phöne..

Midehi:
so girls should just jump into marriage abi!

i didn't say so. Jst knw whr 2 draw d line. Over shakara is detrimental 2 u gals shikena....

This attitude of some girls is sooo disgusting... After when dem reach forty without any guy 2 call their own, they start running 4rm pastor to alfa seeking 4 spiritual help!!

The fear of ebola.........

Is this the meaning of yahoo plus?

Fabrolistic:
Too daft!!! Becareful not to repeat such mistake again @op.

is there anything that is not too daft for idiot like u?

[/quote] is it only people that were against him in the past that has got skeleton in their cupboard?

In as much as i admire pmb for his doggedness and never-give-up spirit; it really pains me that this one bad trait of his might end up overshadowing nearly every good thing he ever was or would be. as a very religious man he is trying to portray himself to us nigerians, he should stop bearing grudges and victimizing people who has one time or the other been against him. Since he was ousted out of office in 1985 by babagida and co, and he eventually won this year's presidential election against gej, he has been victimizing all those that were against him both as part of the coup plotters or as gej loyalist which is not fair. I am not a muslim, so i don't know if there is somewhere in the quran which supports unforgiveness especially when it is from someone alot of people look up to both religious-wise and who he is to us all; 'HE BELONG TO EVERYBODY...................' remember, it is not compulsory for everybody to like you; our different choices and preferences in everything is what makes the world such a wonderful place.........

Sorry ma'am, it's either ur v*rginal is irritating him or the thing is too large 4 his small joystick... No offence tho