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Business / Re: Alternative Means I Use In Getting Forex (usd,eur,gbp) For My Int'l Transactions by eferhia(f): 2:44pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
askefe2000@yahoo.com. please send to me |
Autos / 2010 Registered Toyota Venza (3.8million) by eferhia(f): 1:58pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
2 Months Registered Toyota Venza 45k miles please contact 07013596156
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Autos / Registered Toyota Venza 2010 For Sale (2 Months Registered 3 Million Negotiable) by eferhia(f): 2:43pm On Nov 04, 2015 |
2 Months registered Toyota VENZA for sale at N3Million Available in LAGOS Price Negotiable Kindly contact me on 07013596156
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Soft Copy Of Gmat Or Any Aptitude Test Format by eferhia(f): 12:16am On Jan 31, 2009 |
hello please could u send me same? my email is askefe2000@yahoo.com thanks alot and God Bless |
Career / Re: I Shouldn't Do My Master Programme Or: by eferhia(f): 8:27am On Sep 25, 2008 |
good for you dont throw away another opportunity, you can go for your masters and get a better job, please do you know of any school in Nigeria presently admitting for postgraduate and masters? i am in need ofsuch info, thanks |
Jobs/Vacancies / Nigerian Universities by eferhia(f): 7:27pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
Hello Guys Please I am in need of some infomation, are there any schools now selling forms for masters and post graduate studies? please your response will be highly appreciated keep up the good work |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Baker Oil Tool Jobs by eferhia(f): 12:04pm On Jan 28, 2008 |
hi guys actually that vacancy is old and the position has already filled but the website had not updated it. nice day all. please keep up the good work |
Jokes Etc / The Broken Bottle by eferhia(f): 1:56pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
THE BROKEN BOTTLE > > A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf, Of > course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of > the biggest house adjacent to the course. > > The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to > go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is > going > to cost us." > > So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm > voice said, "Come on in." > > When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass > was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side > near the broken window. > > A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke > my window?" > > "Uh, yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. > > "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you, You > see, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand > years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll > give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for > myself." > > "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and > blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." > > "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can > do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, > what do you want?" the genie asked. > > "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every > country in the world," she said. > > "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be > safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" > > "And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?" > > "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with > a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your > wife." > > The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we > both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" > She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're > right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about > you, honey?" > > "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same > for you!" > > So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest > of the afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After about three hours > of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and > asked, How old are you and your husband?" > > "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. > "NO SHIT." He said, "Thirty five years old and both of you still > believe in genies? |
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve vs Omotola vs Ini Edo vs Stella damascus by eferhia(f): 2:20pm On Aug 15, 2007 |
Ini Edo is too local and,Genevive Feels too pompus she doesnt ve nice legs, Stella D is beauty in its own way but her shape is somehow. OMOTOLA is a Queen in every sense of the word. |
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