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Education / Re: Beautiful Aerial Pictures Of The University Of Benin by eghesman: 10:27pm On Mar 14, 2020
Were OFOLOR BASEMENT?

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TV/Movies / Re: Name That Old Movie You Think Children Of This Generation Have Not Watched by eghesman: 8:54am On Mar 09, 2020
Samurai x
Sumurai jack
Power puff girls
Dexter laboratory
Godzilla
Voltron
Ben 10:alien force
Pinky and the brain
Adams family
I am weasel
True Jackson
Hannah Montana
Marvin Marvin
My best friend is an alien
Fat dog
Orgy and the cockroaches
Victorious
Big time rush
I Carly
The evolution
Dino squad
Power rangers ninja storm
Power rangers : Jungle fury...

Abeg I don tire to type joor... I really enjoyed my childhood, ahswerugad
Phones / Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of February by eghesman: 6:26pm On Mar 01, 2020

Music/Radio / Re: The Worst Lines Ever Used By Musicians In Songs by eghesman: 7:18pm On Feb 26, 2020
mantosa:
Lyricism and songwriting are the most outstanding qualities ever shown by musicians but there are still hideous and erroneous feats made by the so-called musicians in songs. You would wonder if those songs were properly vetted by mixers and A&R executives before they passed on to marketing and licensing departments of record labels. Independent and upcoming musicians making these blunders in lyrics is forgivable but when superstars make these errors, we should stripe them off charts, awards and achievements especially if there is an expectation behind the brand. Recently, we have seen trolls on the rise about how superstar musicians have messed up a good song just because they were not apt in their lyricism. In rare cases, flops are allowed in lyricism if the song is unfinished or a comedic type.

Missy Elliot

Missy Elliot is still one of the best female hip/hop breakouts in the history of music. At a young age, the female rapper struck relationships with the best songwriters and producers in music especially Timbaland but that did not stop her from embarrassing herself on ‘Work it’ as she shrieked these lyrics confidently: “Take my thong off and my ass go boom!”. This is definitely an incoming tsunami.

Naira Marley

The Nigerian Popstar had a great year in 2019 but in that same year he made lines which found their way into the Nigerian pop culture notably one that music lovers can remember from “Soapy”:

“Inside life, go to the five 5 alive.” It is forgiven as the song became a nationwide hit even with the controversy surrounding the singer.

Coldplay

“Lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones.” Did Coldplay ask fans to ignite their bones? Did the lead singer tell fans that the lights will lead them home after a show? So many things must be going through your mind also. But “fix you” is a hit nonetheless.

R.Kelly

Music lovers have cancelled Robert and we are here to remind you about one of his lyrics we can never forget – this same line brought traces about his sexual crimes from “You remind me of something” and here it is: “Girl you look just like my car, I wanna wax it.” How on earth did a girl end up looking like a car? Was she made in Vietnam?

Davido

Davido’s attempt to flow in rhythmic pattern in revival single “If” failed and we are still shocked that none of those people in the studio failed to correct this line: “My number one itutu sipping burukutu”. David’s lover must be a drunkard.

source - http://tushmagazine.com.ng/the-worst-lyrics-ever-used-by-musicians-in-songs/

Apart from naira Marley and davido's own which we all know does not make sense... It takes a beautiful mind to understand those lyrics especially Coldplay's own and r Kelly's own
Foreign Affairs / Re: Brexit: United Kingdom To Exit The European Union On January 31 by eghesman: 8:46am On Jan 31, 2020
Story... Before we know Na next year go be brexit
NYSC / Re: We Want Skirts Included In NYSC Uniform - Serve With Skirts Movement Protests by eghesman: 3:25pm On Jan 18, 2020
As Muslims dey emphasise on covering dia whole body, Dem no dey protest against trouser
NYSC / Re: We Want Skirts Included In NYSC Uniform - Serve With Skirts Movement Protests by eghesman: 3:23pm On Jan 18, 2020
Like say wearing of skirt go determine dia place for heaven
Agriculture / Re: This Is The Snake Killing My Chickens & Tampering With Their Eggs In My Poultry by eghesman: 12:18pm On Jan 15, 2020
Okpa042:

Food wey don done don done grin grin

It must be eaten grin

Ahswerugad
Agriculture / Re: This Is The Snake Killing My Chickens & Tampering With Their Eggs In My Poultry by eghesman: 12:41pm On Jan 14, 2020
Okpa042:
I hate snakes but I can never hate orochimaru sama..lalasticlala himself grin grin

Pepper soup a land i ala...cheee..nnukwu te enjoyment sarambara grin


Buh u fit chop kabuto�

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Celebrities / Re: Marlians Cult: The Mother Should Be Blamed For Poor Upbringing, Not Naira Marley by eghesman: 8:21am On Jan 14, 2020
kiyosaki1:


Marley is an entertainer yes, he reels out what a moral police like yourseif, judges to be non conformity with the the norm of your so righteous society" which is very perfect" .The last time I checked, the control button is still on the dstv remote and ,as a parent you have the right to buy Internet enable phone for your wards or not to buy at all. May be you don't know parenting goes beyond providing for the needs of your children alone, but to whip them in line ,and to behave according to your set standards . America is a worst society where we have hundreds of naira marely , but we still have millions of teenagers that are not swayed by the so call bad influencers in the society, mainly thanks to good parenting jobs. Am not arguing about Wether marely is a saint or not ,that's not our cocern as a parent, but our main concern is to make sure that our wards are not sway by this so called wolf's out there ,since they would always be there.
If the mother does her duty well as a parent in the first instance, there are tendecies that her child can never, I repeat be swayed by the negatives out there, you can see now that the fault squarely rest with the bulk passing mum.

Abeg the mama dey follow her pikin go school abi make she no give her small freedom to make friends or associate U see it takes a village to bring up a child u know!... What we hear on the street cannot be controlled by one's parents, if not I for no dey listen to lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj and rick ross songs Wey dey about sex and drug trafficking when I dey secondary school.... Buh the environment Wey I for grow up teach me say all those things no dey pay... Peer pressure fit make her turn for the worst because she wan belong... Parents no fit choose who dia children dey roll with because the pikin get the sole right to choose who Dem go dey follow waka.. Abi ur P men run screening for ur friends?
Crime / Re: DPO Beats, Strips Sisters Naked, Arrests Mother In Delta (Pics) by eghesman: 8:04am On Jan 14, 2020
DonFreshmoney:
Olosho daughters.. why tying wrapper during the day? Just say you wanted the policemen Dck and stop blaming him.. is only in Africa that young ladies wear wrapper all through the day? Even if you wore wrapper, you ddnt put on common pant.. if to say you ladies were on Jean's or trousers, it wont have happened.

Next time you na go get sense
Ashawo


Is it written in ur consistitution not to wear something comfortable when resting at home
And that does not justify the fact Tha what the DPO did is right... Even if they ask for his d!(k dat does not mean he should naked Dem and beat Dem like a bass drum
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Islamic Supreme Council Issues Warning To US by eghesman: 10:26am On Jan 07, 2020
yourtotalneeds:
The Nigerian Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs (NSCIA) on Monday-07/01/2020 appealed to Muslim youths in the country to exercise restraint over the death of top Iranian military commander, Qassem Soleimani, in Iraq.

In a statement issued in Abuja by Head of Media of the council, Ibrahim Aselemi, the body....

details-here-https://yourtotalneeds.com/2020/01/07/nigerias-islamic-supreme-council-issues-warning-to-us/

Like say Dem fit do anything
Crime / Re: Australia Wildlife Fire In Pictures: Heart-rendering by eghesman: 10:25am On Jan 07, 2020
maasoap:
Very serious

If Na Nigeria... Na free food from God
Sports / Re: Ibrahimovic: I Want 70 Thousand Fans At San Siro, Otherwise I Won't Play! by eghesman: 8:44am On Jan 07, 2020
obembet:
AC Milan vs Sampdoria could be the challenge of Zlatan Ibrahimovic. The Swede will most likely play from the start, despite only joining the club several days ago and undergoing a few training session.

It is expected that 60 thousand fans will arrive at the San Siro to see the return of the attacker but apparently, Ibrahimovi himself has a slightly different ambition in this sense.

"How many spectators are expected at the San Siro tomorrow? 60 thousand? I want at least 70 thousand!"

"Otherwise, I won't play," the striker said in a joking manner to Corriere della Sera.

The San Siro Stadium is the home of AC Milan and Inter. It has a seating capacity of 75,923, making it one of the largest stadiums in Europe, and the largest in Italy. But for security reasons, usually, it won't be fully filled.

Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTmeTezgTqU

https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.allfootballapp.com/amp/news/Headline/Ibrahimovic-I-want-70-thousand-fans-at-San-Siro-otherwise-I-wont-play/2169160

How would the football world be without zlatan
Politics / Re: Iran: Shi’ites, Others Protest In FCT, Burn US Flag, Block Highway by eghesman: 8:38am On Jan 07, 2020
naptu2:


https://punchng.com/breaking-shiites-protest-in-abuja-burn-us-flag/

All these guys nor know weitin war be Na make body dey catch Dem...
Phones / Re: The Gallery (Mobile Photography/Art) by eghesman: 8:29am On Jan 07, 2020
Crownedjon:
overexposure cry

But its still beautiful
Sports / Re: Tottenham And Police Find No Evidence Of Racism Towards Chelsea's Rudiger by eghesman: 8:28am On Jan 07, 2020
ogbiwa:

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/51012632




I watched that match... It wasn't the only one that was racially abused when Chelsea was leading 0-1 in the 2nd half even Abraham, tomori and zouma then later odoi when he came into the match.. Which almost made the ref stop the match... And they even throw things into the pitch... So what da Bleep is going on here??

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Phones / Re: The Gallery (Mobile Photography/Art) by eghesman: 9:14am On Jan 04, 2020
atheistandproud:
This thread is a place for showing off your pictures. There's no competition. Just show off your pictures. If there's any room for improvement, I'm sure others will be willing to help you with it.

Accidentally shot with infinix hot 8

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Phones / Re: The Gallery (Mobile Photography/Art) by eghesman: 9:10am On Jan 04, 2020
atheistandproud:
This thread is a place for showing off your pictures. There's no competition. Just show off your pictures. If there's any room for improvement, I'm sure others will be willing to help you with it.


Shot with Nokia Lumia 925

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Travel / Re: Barack Obama Paddling Shirtless On Hawaii Beach by eghesman: 9:06am On Jan 04, 2020
Explorers:
Former President Barack Obama is enjoying an extended vacation in his home state of Hawaii, and on Thursday was photographed paddleboarding in black swim trunks in the Pacific Ocean.

Obama, 58, appeared to be enjoying himself in the water when he was photographed around noon on January 2, standing atop a light-colored paddleboard and paddling himself around, while wearing a 'shark deterrent band' around his ankle.

Not alone: A Secret Service agent in a bulletproof vest followed him nearby in a kayak and for added protection the former president was wearing a Sharkbanz 'shark deterrent band' on his right ankle.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7849319/Shirtless-Barack-Obama-pictured-paddleboarding-Hawaii.html?ito=social-facebook

The key is to enjoy yourself while u can because u can't come and kee urself by urself

Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Hints At Filing For Nigerian Citizenship. by eghesman: 9:01am On Jan 04, 2020
Tetehjewels:
American hip-hop star and mother of one, Cardi B, has revealed she might be kicking off the process to file for a Nigerian Citizenship as soon as possible.



Recall Cardi had the time of her life when she visited the West-African Country in December 2019 and she’s had nothing but positive reviews about the people and the country and it seems she may return anytime soon.



Her tweet reads ;



Cardi’s decision is coming after the U.S President, Donald Trump ordered an assassination that has been deemed as an act of war and might have repercussions on the American people.

https://www.yabaleftonline.ng/cardi-b-hints-at-filing-for-nigerian-citizenship/

Mynd44, Lalasticlala

I think mrs petty would also file for the Nigerian citizenship
Romance / Re: A Girl I Met On Facebook Chats With Other Guy by eghesman: 8:52am On Jan 04, 2020
MaxVee:
I Am Losing My Mind, Could This Be Love Or Foolishness?

Okay, I'd be quick and brief as well.

So about 6 months ago, I met my girl on facebook, And after months wooing her to date me, she finally agreed and we started dating..

Like everything was perfect and indeed I fell deeply in love with her even before I met her.

So along the line in our relationship she told she had a best friend who is a guy and they have know each other for like 4years..and that they talk very well (calls and chat) and that they tell each other they love themselves, but if I wasn't cool with it,I could break up she would understand.

As a guy I knew I had fallen for her and I embraced her telling me about the guy after a strong assurance from her that they were not into any sort of relationship with each other.

So my girl called me like let's say a month after we started dating that there was this her friend who she hadn't met and that wanted and she was going to see him, and I was like fine, she should just be fine.

P.S:- I hadn't met with my girl even till the point she went to meet the guy...I was in the west and she was in one of the states in the East..more like a long distance relationship.

Fast forward to days after they met I became uncomfortable with the relationship between my girl and the said new guy she met..I talked to her severally about it and she was at some point swearing not having anything to do with the new guy she just met.

Fast forward to the festive season I came back and I met my girl for the first time..indeed she was everything I imagined and we flowed amazingly well.

Long story cut short in the midst of one of our long conversations I discovered she have at some point had sex severally with her said best friend...so I was like since it was before we met I forgave her and we moved on..

yesterday I asked her if she has anything with the new guy and she swore again not having anything with him that the guy has been asking her out and she refused dating him.

She said plenty of things that convinced me into believing that nothing was going between them.

P.S:- before yesterday I told her to tell the new guy she has a boyfriend and she promised to..(from the actions of my girl I could tell she loves me.) She later told me that day that she told him and she had blocked him and stuff..and trust me I did believe her.

So this morning while she was sleeping I reaching out to her phone and went straight to her WhatsApp.. opened the chat with the guy and what I saw broke me..

She was reconciling with him over the break up she instigated of which was caused by something totally different not even because she told him she had a guy..what killed my spirit was a message she wrote to the guy saying "she left me for him even though I was far much a better option"..I confronted her and she has been pleading saying she loves me but she likes him and that they haven't had anything except kissing and caressing..that she loves me so much..that she started liking him when she started talking to him more frequently and I was far away. She hadn't know me..so she got fond of him and she likes him.

I love this babe so much, I told her I forgive her..but please I need your opinions..am I blinded by love or am being foolish..

How would you handle the situation. If it was you..
La La.. please help move this to front page
Am breaking every hour.

Fast-forward to present day.... We no need to tell u say she is in love with that guy's dick and u are just a bounce back boy
Celebrities / Re: Watch As Craze Clown Proposes To Girlfriend (her Reaction) by eghesman: 11:01pm On Jan 03, 2020
Centrans:
How na
Marrying isn't somethingbad right


Imagine Ade papa dey destroy my guy with slap and now step mama wan join d matter.... Infact he is dead
Celebrities / Re: Watch As Craze Clown Proposes To Girlfriend (her Reaction) by eghesman: 8:38am On Dec 31, 2019
Celebrities / Re: Davido's $30,000 Wristwatch Stolen In Ghana by eghesman: 8:36am On Dec 31, 2019
made4naijamusic:
Nigerian afrobeats star Davido went crazy last night after realising his USD 30,000 wrist watch had been stolen. Davido arrived for AfroNation and he decided to party at Acetantra nightclub in Osu first.

Before stepping out for the Nation, Davido decided to throw some cash to the hundreds of fans who were gathered outside to welcome and cheer him

But it ended in tears when during the money sharing a skillful thief managed to snatch his wristwatch.

Davido tried to fight back with the thief and stopped sharing the money but sadly the thief was long gone.

Watch the video below.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6eIt_qkqFM

Cc Lalasticlala
Cc MissyB3
Cc Fynestboi
Cc Seun
Cc Mynd44

If Na you nko If Na me enh!!! Na total lockdown

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Crime / Re: Man Threatens To Rape A Lady For Wearing Black Bra, Twitter Suspends His Account by eghesman: 8:25am On Dec 31, 2019
Nomannaz:
A man threatened to Rape a Girl..

https://mobile.twitter.com/bankusauce?lang=en


Then u go prison for 24yrs and go come gather mind dey blame devil � Wey dey chill for one side
Family / Re: My Wife's Wahala. Goes Through My Phone Every 3 Days by eghesman: 8:22am On Dec 31, 2019
Cheato64:
I got married in 2018, I love my wife so much and I know she loves me too but my wife is too dramatic.

She always claim she trusts me but mehn she doesn't let me out of her sight. I do everything and it's affecting me, we have a son and another is on the way, she has refused to learn how to drive on purpose, I take her everywhere, antenatal, market (hate this one the most), I drop and pick her from work, am forced to go church or other programs which I wouldn't like to go.

She goes through my phone every 3 days most especially at night. She noticed I snore I asked for a separate room, she will never let me, she Insists we sleep with light on.

Sometimes I pray for Nepa to take light. The day I called an ex that works in bank to assist me with transaction due to crowd, she went through my phone saw it, I had to explain out of anger she smashed my phone she does this very often she has smashed hers b4.

I feel like running away for a week but I can't leave my work or our son and she might go to my parents which I wouldn't want.

Pls I need help on how to tackle this wahala



Bros all I can say is DA LORD IS THY STRENGHT

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