PhillipPHD:
There’s really hunger in the land. I think I’ll do a giveaway on Monday morning.

I guess the smartest way of doing this is for people to drop their Sportybet ID’s so they can withdraw it to their bank accounts when I credit them. This will maintain anonymity and individual privacy and eliminate trolling with people’s government names.

Giveaway for five people on Monday morning. No requirements, just at random. Or should there be a requirement?

444701 bet9ja

Bestily ayaf a romm self con @ Ekosodin do you mind coming over

Bestlily:
Hello,any1 who has a bedspace 2 sell in hall 1 or 2 should pls quote dis post.

GREAT NAIRALANDERS! GREAT UNIBEN STUDENT!! GREAT. *Answers Self* *Mounts the podium with a Mic and coughs to see if its working*
Ahem! Ahem!! Actually Ayam a Student that is yet to be cleared under the Great Faculty of social science... Ayaf waited for this opurtunity to ehm *Mic stops working*

LATEST information reaching our news desk today, is that the National Universities Commission (NUC) management board, has totally scrap out the award of Pass Degree in Nigerian Universities with effect from the 2013/2014 academic session. We received this information today, and this particular decision was made known by the Vice Chancellor of the Usmanu Danfodiyo University, Sokoto, Professor Abdullahi Zuru during the school’s 2014/2015 matriculation ceremony which was held on the 4th of February in Sokoto. According to Professor Zuru, the grading system of students in the universities has changed, here’s his statement and we quote him below: “What this means is that the minimum pass mark for courses in all Nigeria federal universities will now be 45%, that is, D-grade instead of the previous 40 per cent which was E-grade. While the minimum class of grade to be earned by the students will be now be Third Class,” he disclosed. This is an improvement for the growth of Nigeria educational system.

HonourablePomk:


Told me? No just let me swear for you if you don't come early forget am

Honourable dem no clear me too OoO since on d 6th na wah OoO... I don waka tire dem still neva clear me... Wetin I go do... All my documents dey complete

Mcslize:


Effect weti? Did u fill correction form? If yes all u need do is to wait like a patient Dog. Be looking at month end o

My documents are complete BROSS! I just miss the date thats all

HELP! HELP!! HELP!!! I never still do my physical clearance OoO... NA on the 6th e suppose be *tears* and I don dey check online dem never still effect am... I even waka go auditorium the clearance officer pursue me, e say make I dey check online say na plenty people demstill wan clear... Biko make una HELEP me... People don even start Hostel clearance abeg My PEOPLE!!! *Cries and walks out pitifully*

Eghosagraviti:
Guy Uniben go clear all of una. Nothing fit affect any of una admission except na you wan differ am or you no get O level.Trust me,by d time u read this your post next 3 months when u must have been a Student of Uniben,u go laff yourself for this question wey you ask.E no bad as you ask sha.

Thanks Man... I don dey Laugh now self

HonourablePomk:


Log in if it's clearance started you have been logged out. After everyone? Explain? ( if after everyone guy you go old ooo)

Its showing me Clearance Requested Ooo... my Honorable Help me Ooo

Neldrizzy:
Team #SAA... U'r on the right track bro.. Fear not!!! If Bernard is still in school greet him 4me, I'd be around on Wednesday..

LoL... You even know Benard

Quatermaine:


No.. You're Admission will never be affected.. Tomorrow just carry your documents and go for your clearance, You'll be cleared except you've got some other issues..

No Issues at all Sir... All my Documents are for God's Sake complete.

HonourablePomk:


I was logged out by the same faculty man he didn't tell me he logged me out i used my brain and did what he wanted and used the opportunity to upload my original jamb result he said come back next year but i guess it's out of tiredness will be going back tomorrow to clear by God grace. Bro it won't effect online ooo go back there your date won't change

How did you know he logged you out... And moreover they said after every one must have cleared then we should come

My Physical clearance Wahala by SAA Einspiration...

My Clearance was actually scheduled for 6th January, I went there early and was told to bring my original Jamb result which obviously I don't have.... with the few cash I had, I rallied around with my #500 with faith to catch one of this RCF excos, Luckily I met one and he awoufly offered me #1000 And helped me with the print out FREE!!! I ran faster than Usain Neldrizy Bolt! But Reaching the Auditorium the clearance officer for Social science told me "Boy the clearance has officially closed for today" Tired and Painting as I was, I humble asked him "Sir what is my fate" he said" You will be rescheduled for another day" I murmured to his ear "will it be effective online" He shouted "Yes".....

Students will it truly be effected and will my admission be Affected...

SAA Einspiration.

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blackstreak:

How Far, You don do your Clearance... Asin Physical Clearance

blackstreak:
I look more like pounded yam

Gerrout of Here JoH

blackstreak:

Ok clearance continua Aluta Acerta Victoria Acerta

Chisos! Who be this Beans?

blackstreak:
what do these mean?

ALUTA CONTINUA VICTORIA ACERTA >>>> THE STRUGGLES CONTINUES BUT VICTORY IS CERTAIN

Ignorance kills faster than disease. We are fighting for the staff when:
1. The demolished building contained the already marked scripts of d former 200 and 400level students of mass communication. These scripts are yet to be recorded. Who is affected, Students or staff?
2. The demolished buildings were never the VC'S lodge. The buildings are properties of Uniben. And it's only a bastard dat will not protect his/her own property.
3. The same state government has come up with another filed document dat reads "Ekehuan Campus For Hand-Over To State Government". After which it will be demolished as well. Now, is Ekehuan campus meant for the staff alone?
4.Do u know dat it is a big slap on our faces if tomorrow, the state government also takes over the Ugbowo campus? Perhaps the buildings will not be demolished. Rather it becomes another state university whereby school fees will be over #100000 just as LASU and others?
5. Or is it when d main auditorium is taken over by d state government and we students will say "e no concern us? "
Rather we should appreciate that ALUTA SPIRIT HAS BEEN AWAKENED. Hence we will channel dis spirit to serving d students faster and better. Thank u and God bless the ever conscious UNIBEN STUDENTS! LOVE U ALL. ALUTA CONTINUA.............VICTORIA ASCERTA.

chue:
frndship onli if e pass dat stage ehn

You go call EKOSODIN guys for the matter

leemix:



Guy...what did u put as ur WAEC date??

Which one be Waec date kwa...

Finally Cleared!!!
































Online Clearance Over... Tomorrow to battle Physical clearance

Any scholar in the house.... What is a PYGMY

Merry Christmas My Great Freshers and Students* in Oshiomole's Voice* This Page is moving quite faster than we all expected and our AIM is 1000+.... The page is Moving, Uniben is Moving* in 3coins voice*

mesoade:
so,you're combining?

Yeah!

This write up is based on my observations during Christmas periods. 1.HAIR DRESSERS: Looking good is a sacrifice. This particularly goes out to my fellow women who want to look exceptionally beautiful. Majority of hair saloons are jam-packed with women either fixing weavons or braiding their hair. You often hear ladies asking among themselves "Have you made your christmas hair?" "What hair would you make for christmas? Ladies I lie?" 2.TAILORS: Tailors/seamstresses are often patronised this season. Most times if you don't book at an earlier date with the tailor,your cloth may not be made. And sometimes due to the pressure tailors have,they may not meet up with the deadline thereby disappointing their customers. 3.DRIVERS/TRANSPORT COMPANIES: Bus tickets,airplane tickets,reservations...etc are the words you keep hearing during this season because most people travel home to see their loved ones,family and relations. 4.FOOD SELLERS: Food sellers are not left out either. People buy food items like chicken,turkey,rice,cooking oil,coleslaw items,cooking condiments,drinks to celebrate the season. 5.CLOTH TRADERS: Before now, I thought kids were the only ones that crave for christmas clothes,but I was wrong. Adults too buy christmas clothes during this season cos everyone wants to look good and admirable. So, if you've not bought your "christmas cloth" yet,do so today. 6.POULTRY FARMERS: Due to the high demand for fowls,turkeys even ducks, poultry farmers are seriously patronised. Even before december most women have booked their chickens with the farmer. Na true talk,abi? 7.TOURIST CENTRES: This season is the time to relax,hang out with friends,enjoy the enviroment and appreciate nature. Most people visit musuems,zoo,game reserves,beaches etc. 8.MUSICIANS:Without music,the whole place would be dull. More reason why most musicians launch their albums during this period. You'd realise that their songs would reign/played frequently this season. Eg: P-square. Well i know their Game Over(2007) and Danger(2009) albums reigned during the yuletide season then. 9.GADGET SELLERS: Welcome to Naija were everyone wants to feel cool,flashy and classy. Getting the latest android phones,i-pad,blackberry etc is the in thing now, more reason gadget sellers slash down the prices of their goods so people can easily purchase them. Well,i've observed that most times,people buy these items to flaunt it when they travel to their villages...lolz. Na lie? Hehehehehe 10.FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS.

mesoade:
lol! . . Waec dey craze oo,no b smal . . . Hope u've had your english sha

Yes I got English, Economics and commerce previously and an F in Maths...