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From sexual harassment to downright wickedness, the list goes on and on. Based on the fact that they are rarely supervised and the cries of the students are often neglected, these people seem to have nothing to fear when they taint the futures of the young Nigerian student. It is incredibly appalling to see them in action, without a care in the world as they wreck the lives of people for no proper reason but to sate their ego and feed their pride. Below I am going to list the different types of lecturers in the Nigerian university and give you a typical example of how they operate and handle different situations. 1. The attendance freak These ones are the lecturers that come early to class, after a few minutes of them in the class, they close the doors and do not allow people to come in. They talk about the 70% attendance or no exam rule all the time, but never seem to be able to keep it. They try to come up with new ways to frustrate your life if you don’t come to class. My lecturer even makes us sign our signatures on the attendance list and verifies them to make sure that another person does not sign for you. They talk about how there attendance would give you marks, and so on and so forth. These guys to me are just very petty and a huge pain in the backside. 2. The strict Lecturers These sadists are an embodiment of wickedness, pride and unhappiness. They are the ones who send people out of the their class for stupid reasons, give tons of assignment to be submitted the next day by 8 in the morning. They take the matriculation numbers of people and promise them failure and worse of all, set questions out of nowhere in exams and test. These are the worst humans on earth and do not deserve sympathy when met with bad occurrences in their life. What kind of joy does it profit a man to tell someone to come again next year for an Exam? It just goes to show that these people should have their mental health checked before giving them the job of grooming the leaders of tomorrow. I am sure these people have a huge role to play in the level at which our country has fallen. With mentors like these, progress is never going to be possible. 3. The lazy lecturers These lecturers never come to class, they only appear a week or two to exam, and finish a semester of work in a day. 4. The womanizers If you are not the type with female friends, you will not know these guys even exist, but trust me they do. They ask female students to see them in their office for no proper reasons at all. They try to woo them into bed with them with promises of good grades and other things. I even have a friend who was given the questions to her exams weeks prior. These good for nothing men are disgusting and are mostly married. 5. The dumb lecturers. As a student of engineering with solid courses that need absolute understanding and grasping, this one hits me hard every time I come across it. These are the lecturers that try to look smart by coming to class , dictating notes that are not comprehendible, cannot give a decent answer to questions to students, and to top it all, they set the most complicated questions in examinations and tests. I wonder how these people got their jobs because it is clear that they have no idea what they are talking about. post from https://japahow.com/types-of-lecturers-in-nigerian-university/ 3 Likes |
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MY IFEOMA STORY “Oh please!!! Don’t tell me our neco exam has been postponed?” Exclaimed ifeoma uche an ss3 student of Saint savior secondary school, I couldn’t help but admire her perfect dentition. She was with her friends’ ewere and nkechi who were no match for her unimaginable beauty. She was light skinned, average-heighted, curvy and very intelligent student of great charisma. Being the first child in her family of four, nineteen year old ifeoma had a younger brother Solomon who was only 8(eight). Their parents pastor and Mrs. Uche was well known at that time, as there weren’t many pastors as of then. So being a child of one was likened the being the child of a “governor”. “The neco exams has been rescheduled, it begins in two weeks. At this time I want you students to form studying groups before the exam commences (something we ought to have done way before now, I thought frowning). She continued; this year’s system of marking would be different, we don’t want to have bad records “the principal said. Go back to your classes.” I smiled as I returned to class ‘finally’ this would be my opportunity of speaking to Ifeoma. I sat at the back seat in the class with this thought all over my head, I shivered in disbelief, Ifeoma was one girl I admired but got no guts to approach. I somehow summoned up courage, as I rose to meet her at the front sit, I walked sluggishly thinking of what to say to her. I tapped her gently on her shoulder; she turned lovingly smiling at me. (ohhh my God what beauty ). I stood puzzled I had nothing to say. The only thing I could remember was “nothing” before I could make an utterance, she cuts in; “do you want us to study together?” (This girl must be “marine”, how did she know what I thought to myself) nodding my head in affirmation, although I knew I appeared shy. “Its okay with me” she confirmed .”so where do we meet?” The class room i suggested being a cool guy.I knew she detested studying in class because it was always noisy. “Why not come to my house?” She opined,” my parents would be at work and my younger brother Solomon should be in school; my place is very quiet” she said. This was a dream come true for me as I nodded in affirmation; it’s okay with me. I spent the long weekend in anticipation. That Monday morning, I woke-up early probably more earlier than when I had classes to attend. I rushed my house chores, took my bath and put on my best set of clothing. That was the first day I used powder on my face. I waited hopelessly for 10 o clock, it seemed like forever. Just at 9:30am I started this memorable journey, it was a long one along a bushy part, as I walked, I admirably starred at my ironed slim fitted shirt and the skies as though they were smiling back at me. I unknowingly stepped on a thorn; my sweet walk fast became a nightmare as all the smile and good look I had mustard had left in second. I leaped in pains, on reaching ifeoma’s house I knocked gently on the door. The door opened slowly; There stood ifeoma; she tied a towel suggesting she was about to take her bath; a white piece of clothing well above her kneels. This was the prettiest thing I have seen in years. “Hello”! She said smiling, “welcome (adjusting her towel) you look hurt, What happened?”. I stepped on a thorn I said pointing at my feet. “I am so sorry” she humbly said as she ran into the kitchen and got a piece of cloth and hot water with which she would used on my foot., she asked me to sit down and took another stool and sat down in front of me, exposing her fair thighs which were almost red. Suddenly!!!!all the pains in my foot vanished, I was lust. Her cleavage were enchanting. She asked me to stretch-forth my legs which she placed on her laps, how did it happen? She asked. I began narrating my journey; hardly did I know that I was touching her thighs. To my delight she didn’t protest as I continued my journey down her thighs, I leaned forward and kissed her. Her lips were as soft as wool and her body; tender as silk. She showed me into her room and locked up the door. Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, This was my first Christmas I celebrated in JULY. Story continues here on Jambito>>> https://jambito.ng/my-ifeoma-story/ |
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That the announcement of School resumption Nationwide will cause and instill Shock Panik maybe even Joy amongst the Young Scholars is Understandable. Many have travelled far and wide, probably have forgotten their Matriculation numbers �. This post Illustrates the Possible scenarios with the impending Nationwide announcement of the Reopening of Schools. In no Particular order: 0. Shop owners, repairers, Okada, Taxi and Keke Napep drivers. Around School premises ![]() Please resume…Things are hard 1. After the Announcement, the News is everywhere. Twitter, Facebook, Radio, Newspaper even in WhatsApp group. ![]() ![]() It is finished. 2. How Serious Students React. ![]() ![]() Finally…let’s go there 3. Simple questions becomes very tough. ![]() Hwfar na it just 3months 4. Lecturers waiting with Exams and Handouts. ![]() ![]() It’s not our fault 5. Spacing in Exam halls. ![]() Nor be here 6. The babes you used to Eye before will Mature over Night. ![]() ![]() 7.Sex for Marks Lecturers ![]() As you can see I am not dead 8....at Jambito>>> More from: https://jambito.ng/expected-scenes-when-school-resumption-is-announced/ Cc Lalasticlala Ishilove Semid4lyfe Obinoscopy 11 Likes 2 Shares |
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I dont know if you guys may agree with it. But it just as i saw it. Do you agree? Hip Hop, RnB, fans where you at? 21.Selena Gomez – Boyfriend 20. Charlie Puth – mother. 19. Arizona Zervas – Roxanne. 18.YNW melly – Sucidal. 17. Harry styles – Adore you. 16. Meek Mill ft Justin Timberlake – Believe. 15. Dua Lipa – Don’t start Now. 14. Lil Nas X ft Nas- Rodeo. 13. Da baby -Bop on Broadway. 12. Doja Cat ft tyga – Juice. 11. The Weeknd – In your eyes. 10. Lady Gaga – Stupid Love. 9. Halsey- You should be sad. 8. Justin Bieber ft Quavo – Intentions. 7. Lewis Capaldi – someone you loved 6. Drake – Toosie Slide 5. Billy Ellish – Everything I wanted. 4. Future and Drake – Life is Good. 3.The weekend – After hours. 2. Justin Bieber – yummy. 1. Roddy Rich – The box. https://killatunez.com/best-songs-of-2020/ |
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https://killatunez.com/these-2009-songs-will-never-die/ ![]() ![]() As there are many Musicians, Rappers, Singers and music genres so are there different music tastes and reception by the fans or listeners as you like it. Music didnt start today, it can be traced back to the early years of the primitive Man, well thats if you believe in that version of the Creation theory. Even Biblically, it was recored that Lucifer otherwise known as Satan was the leader of the choir in heaven. That was obviously before he sinned against God. This clearly shows that Music began long ago and that God had his music preference, so certainly does his descendants. That said, if you were old enough by 2009 and were a fan of the Popular Hip-hop, Rnb, Pop genres, you may agree with me that 2009 was the best. I consider a few musics/ songs produced in this year as ever green songs. Like many say today,” when music was music, when Rap was rap. hahahaha” So i will not be wasting your time needing your reading my whole jargon Bullshit. I will just jump into the List of Songs if possible the Hip-hop, RnB, Pop Songs that made the year two thousand and nine 2009 a memorable one. I promise that you will find this post really insightful. So here we go. In no Particular order: 1.Knock you down: Keri Hilson ft Kanye West, Ne-yo, 2.Sweetest Girl: Wyclef Jean ft Akon, Lil wayne, Niia. 3. 911 : Wyclef Jean ft Mary J Blige 4.Bartender: T-pan ft Akon 5. I’m so paid: Akon ft Lil wayne, Young Jeezy 6.Whatever you Like: T.i 7. Whatcha Say: Jason Derulo. 8. OMG: Usher ft will.i.am 9.Work it: Missy Elliot 10. Fireflies: Owl city 11. Beautiful liar: Beyonce, Shakira 12. Rehab: Rihanna ft Justin Timberlake 13. Halo: Beyonce 14. Ayo Technology: 50 cent ft Justin Timberlake 15. Meet me half way: Black eyed peas 16. Love is wicked: Brick and lace 17. Cry me a river: Justin Timberlake 18. Hate that i love you: Rihanna ft Ne-yo 19. Like a Boy: Ciara 20. Hard: Rihanna ft Jeezy 21.Drop the world: Lil wayne ft Eminem 22. Ridin: Chamillionare ft Krayzie Bone 23. I can transfrom ya: Chris Brown 24. Hustlin: Rick Ross 25. Many Men: 50 cent. 26. Rehab; Amy Winehouse 27. Down: Jay Sean ft Lil wayne Curled from https://killatunez.com/these-2009-songs-will-never-die/ 1 Like |
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