body dey inside cloth

@ib
bawoni, how was church?

^{*in nollywood acting voice*}oh, see the cough's gone. . .i have to go give a testimony

mailmalc u too

nah, can u get me some antilieingfectant

i can see tkb's sniper gun pointin at ma window. . .wait another sniper, mogbe
kinimose?

^{*coughs, coughs again*} hmnn my sore throat again

toyin since u obviously want me dead, please let me kiss my family goodbye first

morenike09:

sureeeeeeeeee indeeeed

considering is 5 smileys from

toyin is infobabababy

@Gamers
First of all, there aint no way i'ma get a child by mistake.
haba bruv, there's like a hundred ways to protect, so if u weren't careful enough then u got it bad.
methinks havin a son is cool man, especially the fact that u have sumone ur responsible for. . .
but wiv the list u just showed, nah. . .i'll stick with the elder bruva and uncle job

thanks for sharin ur experience though, at least u removed what's left of the pre-wedlock chilbirth from my mind
although now u got me speeding to gettin married

fear fear, i only said use ohh. . .i din't say shoot toyin, i meant shoot birds

@thuglife
u need to start learning to use the gun as soon as u see toyin arroud

@toyin
then u'll have to deal with my chief of security thuglife

@bouya
yeah agreed
but u gotta be able to work wiv mailmalc, my financial adviser

when will u like to start work

ok, have mercy
i will only tell fifteen pple includin dr ferlie

@bouyaya
i'm sorry i don't pay in dollars
and u got to settle wiv £50000 per story
deal or no deal

@toyin
don't push me
warned u already ooh, hmm

tell her what them means 'it's a plural pronoun'

u ever got that feelin of chinese at 1am? or is it only me

ibkaye:

urrghh, i like chinese food  

the hot dial on my phone is strictly chinese home delivery

@ib
don't skin me ooh
i just found out that it's the easiest way to escape

folahann:

what the f*ck is happening here

love triangle

ib loves ogre, ogre loves toyin, all round frontin

ogrebuga:


hehe!  

Jowka. You know is onli Toyin that is d suuga in my tea

oh lala, toyin why's u frontin now

rotf. . .toyin. . . it's ur turn to shine abi, enjoy urself

when i catch u ehn

@ogre
me too, where's ma cake otherwise

elderz:



@ogre
ssup

@bouya
u wanna join my own company, the nairaland vanguard
infact i'll make u chief editor

now let's get to work on toyin and * *

@toyin
sssshaaarraap dia, now u want to tell the whole of nland that ur older by three months

@boyaya


@ogre
ssup

@ib
come on will u shatap
have u forgotten i'm obj's mate

ib, please edit that. . . don't let * * or tkb see this one
haba don't kill eldee

morenike09:

abeg, answer kia kia jo. . .i hope you're letting her rest

haba, answer kini. . .

morenike09:

eldee. . . .how's ibukun?

she's up

@folahan
ssup, bawoni, av u settled ur stuff wiv jackal and fab4

@ib
abi 'cool' sef na cockney slang

@topic
no more cake

@ib
u alrite