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Officially? Nah, I think we should wait for more votes! We could go a second round if you're up for it,

Po Deep

That was sick man! Niice one!

I actually expect to wipe my toilet seat with your ass. . .

Read carefully BolajiBrokeBackMountain, I wont refer to your lines like I said there - but you can bite mine for all I care. . .

@Bolaji

1. Rakim's line was
"Put my manliness in your ear/ Bleep what you heard" (but that line didnt originate from Rakim between, its a punchline from a joke about a prostitute and a news anchor)

2. The teletubbies line is all mine --- look up Teletubbie online fool and get back at me,

3. And I apologise if you wanted to drink your own Pap Smear dude, next time I'll leave it out of talk

No introduction nee-ded – I spray you with so much hard shit – that’ll you piss out rocks
My flow so current like electricity – it gives out shocks
If we was Siamese twins dude – I’d have the head
And this aint no Martial Arts movie, but sorry, your Sense is dead// (Sensei*)
With lyrics like bullet wounds – when steel bullets hit you – I sent-the-metal
My flow don’t miss a fool like you – they’re not sen-ti-mental//
Your punchlines forgot to sting me – do they got amnesia?
I Bleep a rap (Arab) b*tch up – like I’m from Tunisia//
When I changed the direction of my flow – this gay nigga called it a ‘turn on’
So when homo niggaz is home its Po’s Deep that they come on//
You want to put my d*ck in your ear boy? – So you can Bleep what you heard
Because I know you be like Britney – cause you love getting Speared! //
Now don’t you think its weird that you be the only queer here?
While real niggaz sipping on beer – he drinking the Pap smear, from Bolajis’ rear//
You heard I was a ‘hard nigga’ – then you got an erection -
So stiff it tore your gay partner a whole new other mid-section//
And Like im Tinky Winky – mehn I buLaLa this Po
And I don’t need to tell-a-tubby to know when a Dipshit hoe gotta go…

(that part in bold was changed by the thread automatically, )

No introduction nee-ded – I spray you with so much hard shit – that’ll you piss out rocks
My flow so current like electricity – it gives out shocks
If we was Siamese twins dude – I’d have the head
And this aint no Martial Arts movie, but sorry, your Sense is dead// (Sensei*)
With lyrics like bullet wounds – when steel bullets hit you – I sent-the-metal
My flow don’t miss a fool like you – they’re not sen-ti-mental//
Your punchlines forgot to sting me – do they got amnesia?
I Bleep a rap (Arab) b*tch up – like I’m from Tunisia//
When I changed the direction of my flow – this gay nigga called it a ‘turn on’
So when homo niggaz is home its Po’s Deep that they cum on//
You wanna put my dick in your ear boy? – So you can Bleep what you heard
Because I know you be like Britney – cause you love getting Speared! //
Now don’t you think its weird that you be the only queer here?
While real niggaz sipping on beer – he drinking the Pap smear, from Bolajis’ rear//
You heard I was a ‘hard nigga’ – then you got an erection -
So stiff it tore your gay partner a whole new other mid-section//
And Like im Tinky Winky – mehn I buLaLa this Po
And I don’t need to tell-a-tubby to know when a Dipshit hoe gotta go…

(that part in bold was changed by the thread automatically, )

Nice lines btw, been offline allday,

No introduction nee-ded – I spray you with so much hard shit – that’ll you piss out rocks
My flow so current like electricity – it gives out shocks
If we was Siamese twins dude – I’d have the head
And this aint no Martial Arts movie, but sorry, your Sense is dead// (Sensei*)
With lyrics like bullet wounds – when steel bullets hit you – I sent-the-metal
My flow don’t miss a fool like you – they’re not sen-ti-mental//
Your punchlines forgot to sting me – do they got amnesia?
I Bleep a rap (Arab) b*tch up – like I’m from Tunisia//
When I changed the direction of my flow – this gay nigga called it a ‘turn on’
So when homo niggaz is home its Po’s Deep that they cum on//
You wanna put my d*ck in your ear boy? – So you can Bleep what you heard
Because I know you be like Britney – cause you love getting Speared! //
Now don’t you think its weird that you be the only queer here?
While real niggaz sipping on beer – he drinking the Pap smear, from Bolajis’ rear//
You heard I was a ‘hard nigga’ – then you got an erection -
So stiff it tore your gay partner a whole new other mid-section//
And Like im Tinky Winky – mehn I buLaLa this Po
And I don’t need to tell-a-tubby to know when a Dipsh*t hoe gotta go. . .

(If you do not understand the last line, look up Teletubbies on Google. . . haha)

@ Mailmalc
Wat good homie? Nairaland is actually tight, so much drama than I expected - haha

@ Bolaji Broke-Back
Before I start ignoring you, I have a question - are you really this annoying in real life or are you just acting?

Well, I guess you should go first! And by the way, ignore Bolaji - he is a waste of thread space and letters

Im judging based on

Creativity, Punchlines and Humour

In Creativity - Po Deep took Bolaji back to school
With Punchlines - Po Deep knocked Bolaji out with basically a blow per bar (sometimes even 2)
Humour - Not counting Bolaji's stupidity, Po Deep's verse had me cracking up too

Winner - Po Deep by a margin of 3 to Nil

Po Deep, what do you say we go at it? Im respecting your flow, saw how you wiped the floor with Bolaji in your battle against him, impressive homie!!!

, like it explains how your life exists strictly between the confinements of Nairaland and Hi5 ,

Dude, I don't need a CV to tell how much you suck, Sadly, its written allover Nairaland

I can always try!
I noticed your name was not on the list of people I can beat with my 'weak lines', now why is that?

Well, it seems to be the only way to get peoples attentions on 'nairaland'

The dude is broke and has no money, deal with it. It's his loss, go find someone better lady, someone who loves you and is willing to do whatever it takes to let you know that,

when you're ready to teach me some 'sir', make the thread

Alexpissu, maybe you could prove me wrong homie

@Chiogo, good Battle Lady!
@Bolaji, why are you changing mouth now? A few posts up you said Chiogo should win disser of the year, and now you're clearly contradicting yourself.
@Everyone else, Especially WOrdsmith, Spottie and Hybrid X, Whenever you're around, I'm waiting,

you must be so happy now

Its funny cause the 'girls' here have more balls than the dudes, Where are wordsmith and spottie?

;Dby the way, I got my ass kicked by you, you shouldn't play the 'girl' card, it just makes your victory seem smaller lady,

Line referral would be if I said -
"you said I shud ask Reggie and Jamal, '
That wasn't a referral, that was more of just using your guidelines within the frame of reference

Listen - I can’t waste flows – take some straight punchlines so you can taste blows
I agree with one fact – you ARE the flyest – when we count the all ‘First-Placed-Hoes’//
Jog out quick – leave this thread – Im afraid, your flows are out of shape
Stop all the monkeying around – you looked better when you were an ape//
When I spit sick flows like toxic waste – you start loosing excess body weight
You heard that I spit ‘ill shiit’ and you went to paste your face with body waste//
Chiogo, your stupidity can’t be replaced, I set the basis of the pace you’ll be disgraced
I told you to save face, in the first round and just go on and throw the race//
Now there’s no way to escape – it’s futile – like racing against a clock
She going into shock – for *racing a *hard nigga – cause I *run the *block//
“I am he - who decrees to banish this banshee from ever be-ing an emcee”
It’s a sure guarantee you’ll be a victim of my slapping – as its sure you’re a bosom amputee//
This chick is on a ‘Free P*ssy Spree’ – she begs “Reggie and Jamal” to Bleep her peepee for free
Her legs so wide and full of debris – when men go in – police declare them ‘lost at sea’//
Your verse is really the shiit – impure and reeking deeply of manure
I really am not sure – how much more of this pummeling your poor immature self can endure…

You know, some of you Nairaland dudes, are 'all balls no show', like I've been asking for the best, but so far, im getting only ladies,

Niice, well I guess you're going first next round,

been waiting all day Chiogo lady, where you at

Goodluck Lady!

To all you cynics, and them critics of my lyrics BEWARE!
I’m ‘bout to heat Nairaland up out of this atmosphere//
But first I gota – swoop – as I scoop - my Chiogo beef soup out my plate
I spit shit impregnated with so much meaning, like Chiogo’s period – ITS LATE!//
You niggaz want punchlines? Don’t worry - I serve her up like its lunchtime
I’m greedy – So drop your forks! Pass me a spoon, this bitch is all mine//
Bleep ‘Global Warming’ its Doublo Warning this chick to cease
Go do some nail polish – ‘fore you catch slap epidemics like some freak disease//
Bleep rap – sing some *Sam Song – but I *knock ya – if you ‘Call My Name’ (Samsung*Nokia)
Like Styl Plus – in addition to being a chick with no game -//
You’re just clueless – useless, so I guess its best I confess -
Let me tell everyone here why you seem so excess in your chest//
You stuffing your breast! – Oh Yes! – cause like your head, they ARE compressed
But between your legs is a different story – its like a ‘Free Federal Express’//
They pass out, and pass in – each and every passing day
I won’t talk about your ass now – that’s a story for another day…


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