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Rap Battles / Re: Back Like A Chiropactor (that Real New York Sound) by eldoublo(m): 11:37pm On Jan 31, 2008
Yo dude, are you into music? Check out my myspace www.myspace.com/olou1ne
Rap Battles / Re: Eldoublo Vs Sharn06 by eldoublo(m): 6:44pm On Jan 31, 2008
[b]In a cruel duel I’m fueled with a wish to make you play the fool
You should if you could take the next exit out before I waste you//
Half of the shit that I brew - too stewed – you can’t bite on this beef that I chew
There are only a few who knew how not to get stuck on my *ish like glue//
Too late, you not part of that class – you’re overdue like your hair - it needs shampoo
Let me imbued in you, things you ‘can’ and ‘cannot’ do//
See you’re a chick its cool – maybe after this you can be my boo
But you gotta hide your Winnie the Pooh do – or the best place for you would be the Zoo//
You’ve got no Power – you’re just *Puff* all the way – go let Bolajiabaok blossom your buttercup
You guys go take a shower – you can play rough all day – just bring your butt back for me to whoop it up//
I don’t need no punchlines to win it – I’m in it – like my pole was in your hole
But I heard your legs so wide and loose– so I should call it a “stroll in your bowl”//
I straddle you whole – you’re ridden over like I’m the P*ssy Patrol
You got the clit in your legs – like I got clits on my shoes – but I don’t need them to burst in your goal//
And after the story was told, and my glory was whole
I’m winning anyway you look at it – either from your mind, body or soul[/b]
Rap Battles / Re: Eldoublo Vs Sharn06 by eldoublo(m): 6:36pm On Jan 31, 2008
This was my first verse

[b]"Hehe… Lets roll lady

Lets call this ‘First Period’ – cause I bleed out the flows
And I know there’s no tampon that can fit – to stop the mouth running off hoes//
So - Lemme - waste some bars to *prove a ~point – like a *lawyer with an ~arrow
I’m a Nigeria boy, I don’t only do beef – I crunch the bones straight of your marrow//
Like Microsoft Word – your words a little too Soft for a hard nigga to Swallow
You gotta get a little more dense dumb b*tch – ‘fore they roll your corpse off on that wheel barrow//
And this no Cat and Mouse *ish – you’re just a flee – Call me ‘Raid’, the spray
I don’t have to make no contact when I fleet, for m’force to blow you away//
This landslide going to be bloody and one sided – like its a half menstrual clitoris
I’m fluent at turning serial killers to milk and cereal so there no worries//
You stupid cause you used misconstrued words annulled to abuse
So now you gotta choose if you want to lose or leave now with a black and blue bruise//
Don’t let me get you confused, Imma reduce you first like you was a stewed goose
Well that’s what you get when you use your views to ignite a loose fuse//
You can call this first verse a muse produced to seduce you
into falling - take a clue – before I strike like I’m Zeus on your boobs and permanently excuse you…"[/b]
Rap Battles / Re: Jessica Vs Sharn06 Battle Of The Flyest Spittin Honeyz by eldoublo(m): 6:28pm On Jan 31, 2008
Wordsmith, I wanna go against you
Rap Battles / Re: Eldoublo Vs Sharn06 by eldoublo(m): 4:53pm On Jan 31, 2008
Lady's First
Rap Battles / Re: Eldoublo Vs Sharn06 by eldoublo(m): 4:00pm On Jan 31, 2008
Well, if the vast majority think so, no problem cheesy, Anyone up for a Battle?
Wordsmith and Spottie, I heard you're the best
Rap Battles / Re: Eldoublo Vs Sharn06 by eldoublo(m): 12:01am On Jan 31, 2008
In a cruel duel I’m fueled with a wish to make you play the fool
You should if you could take the next exit out before I waste you//
Half of the shit that I brew - too stewed – you can’t bite on this beef that I chew
There are only a few who knew how not to get stuck on my *ish like glue//
Too late, you not part of that class – you’re overdue like your hair - it needs shampoo
Let me imbued in you, things you ‘can’ and ‘cannot’ do//
See you’re a chick its cool – maybe after this you can be my boo
But you gotta hide your Winnie the Pooh do – or the best place for you would be the Zoo//
You’ve got no Power – you’re just *Puff* all the way – go let Bolajiabaok blossom your buttercup
You guys go take a shower – you can play rough all day – just bring your butt back for me to whoop it up//
I don’t need no punchlines to win it – I’m in it – like my pole was in your hole
But I heard your legs so wide and loose– so I should call it a “stroll in your bowl”//
I straddle you whole – you’re ridden over like I’m the P*ssy Patrol
You got the clit in your legs – like I got clits on my shoes – but I don’t need them to burst in your goal//
And after the story was told, and my glory was whole
I’m winning anyway you look at it – either from your mind, body or soul
Rap Battles / Re: Eldoublo Vs Sharn06 by eldoublo(m): 10:16pm On Jan 30, 2008
Let Sharn go first, Bolibaok, chill out dude! Sharn can speak for herself homie,
Rap Battles / Re: Eldoublo Vs Sharn06 by eldoublo(m): 8:40pm On Jan 30, 2008
Hehe… Lets roll lady

Lets call this ‘First Period’ – cause I bleed out the flows
And I know there’s no tampon that can fit – to stop the mouth running off hoes//
So - Lemme - waste some bars to *prove a ~point – like a *lawyer with an ~arrow
I’m a 9ja boy, I don’t only do beef – I crunch the bones straight of your marrow//
Like Microsoft Word – your words a little too Soft for a hard nigga to Swallow
You gotta get a little more dense dumb b*tch – ‘fore they roll your corpse off on that wheel barrow//
And this no Cat and Mouse *ish – you’re just a flee – Call me ‘Raid’, the spray
I don’t have to make no contact when I fleet, for m’force to blow you away//
This landslide gonna be bloody and one sided – like its a half menstrual clitoris
I’m fluent at turning serial killers to milk and cereal so there no worries//
You stupid cause you used misconstrued words annulled to abuse
So now you gotta choose if you wanna lose or leave now with a black and blue bruise//
Don’t let me get you confused, Imma reduce you first like you was a stewed goose
Well that’s what you get when you use your views to ignite a loose fuse//
You can call this first verse a muse produced to seduce you
into falling - take a clue – before I strike like I’m Zeus on your boobs and permanently excuse you…
Rap Battles / Re: Eldoublo Vs Sharn06 by eldoublo(m): 1:19pm On Jan 30, 2008
ARE YOU SERIOUS SHE IS A GIRL Haha, M'Bad, I guess I'll chill and let her go first! My first verse is canceled
Rap Battles / Re: Eldoublo Vs Sharn06 by eldoublo(m): 8:09am On Jan 30, 2008
Sharn06 This one for you mehn

Let me straighten this nigga out like the starch on ma clothes
This thread is for freestylers - we dont want no double clicking from hoes
gay niggaz be - double dicking your nose - yeah I know - Im slick with ma blows
Clean with the punchlines - but foul, like them free throws
Can't you feel the commotion when I move? - Nigga why you diggin your tomb?
Let the electricty of my lyrics shcok you like you got amped in the womb
But we can leave the science shit out - cause the facts be real
I dont need no experiment to prove that you about to get killed
Play with a skilled lyrical assassin - and you gonna get sniped
I heard rumour this boy been playin with homos, and his ass been getting piped
It’s all good, it’s grand, I’m gonna end this quick
Quicker than Sharn06 can reach down his pants and start to suck his own d*ck
Quicker than quicksand, my lyrics bury you alive
Cause you got a wack buzz – n I’m the King bee in this hive
Nigga its game over – there aint no more Need for Speed gee
Im taking you out like Chinese food – yeah you could say that I’m Gree-dy

(the last post, the thread changed D*ck to privates for some reason, LoL)
Rap Battles / Re: Eldoublo Vs Sharn06 by eldoublo(m): 8:05am On Jan 30, 2008
Sharn06 This one for you mehn

Let me straighten this nigga out like the starch on ma clothes
This thread is for freestylers - we dont want no double clicking from hoes
gay niggaz be - double dicking your nose - yeah I know - Im slick with ma blows
Clean with the punchlines - but foul, like them free throws
Can't you feel the commotion when I move? - Nigga why you diggin your tomb?
Let the electricty of my lyrics shcok you like you got amped in the womb
But we can leave the science shit out - cause the facts be real
I dont need no experiment to prove that you about to get killed
Play with a skilled lyrical assassin - and you gonna get sniped
I heard rumour this boy been playin with homos, and his ass been getting piped
It’s all good, it’s grand, I’m gonna end this quick
Quicker than Sharn06 can reach down his pants and start to suck his own dick
Quicker than quicksand, my lyrics bury you alive
Cause you got a wack buzz – n I’m the King bee in this hive
Nigga its game over – there aint no more Need for Speed gee
Im taking you out like Chinese food – yeah you could say that I’m Gree-dy
Rap Battles / Re: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by eldoublo(m): 12:21am On Jan 24, 2008
I bleed it from my spleen/
Since Smeka was a teen/
When - shining like a beam/
And - Admiring all them B.M.Dubs/
Ive done seen em thugs/
Guess who get more love?/
When push turns shove,

Courtesy of the Great OLou

www.myspace.com/olou1ne

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