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Health / Re: Am I At Risk Of HIV Infection After Sex In Imo Hotel? by Elena001(f): 12:35pm On Feb 08, 2020 |
The best thing is for you to go and flush your system oga.. That for prevention |
Jokes Etc / Funny Adult Jokes by Elena001(f): 8:03am On May 10, 2018 |
Jokes- The difference in words One day during the family lunch the youngest son Paul asks his father: - Daddy, what is the difference between potential & reality?? Daddy turns to his wife and gives her a question: - Would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million $? - Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity, - tells the wife Daddy turns to his teenage daughter: - Maria, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million $? - Surely! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room. Daddy turns to his eldest son Raul and asks: - Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million $! Eldest son thinks a little and replies: - Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money. So yes, I would sleep. Then daddy turns back to his youngest son Paul and explains him: - You see, Paul, potentially we are sitting with multi millionaires but in reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gay... ���
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TV/Movies / Re: Miracle Ikechukwu Wins BBNaija 2018! by Elena001(f): 9:26pm On Apr 22, 2018 |
Congratulation.....
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Travel / Re: Young Lady Dies After Tragic Accident In Port Harcourt (Graphic Photos) by Elena001(f): 9:11pm On Apr 22, 2018 |
Rip |
Jokes Etc / Re: 9 People You'll Find Where They Share Free Food At Parties by Elena001(f): 8:43pm On Apr 22, 2018 |
And the one who will form as if they don't like eating..... �� |
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