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Literature / Re: Five Novels By Nigerian Authors You Should Read by eljanfortis(m): 9:02am On Mar 13, 2018
tstx:
i have The secret lives of babas Segi's wives epub book on my laptop... if you need it drop your email... the book sweet die... infact it is the most interesting book i read last year ..

fortismanuel@gmail.com

thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why You Should Not Laminate Certificates And Other Vital Documents by eljanfortis(m): 7:34am On Mar 13, 2018
i remembered a time this business centre girls almost burnt a cert of my ......chaiii dat day shaaa
Phones / Re: How Do I Track My Stolen Tecno Phone by eljanfortis(m): 7:28am On Mar 13, 2018
to track a phone you have to go to tecno office and pay a sum of 15k and funny enough most police station dont have an idea how totrack phones with imei.A friend of mine went to a police startion yesterday on this same issue and he was told they dont understand

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Barcelona :UCL (1 - 1) On 20th February 2018 by eljanfortis(m): 9:09pm On Feb 20, 2018
please how can i stream d match on a laptop
Health / Re: Ask The Pharmacist (If you have any questions,(FEEL FREE TO ASK ME) by eljanfortis(m): 12:36am On Oct 12, 2016
Hello pharm.
For a ling time now say 2012/2013 ,have been hugely troubled by cartarrh and it really.messes.me.up alot at wrong places.It is so deteriorating i use upto 6 big hanky per day soaked with thick mucous(yellow at times ) and finish toilet rolls.i stay clear of cold things and dust but whenever my nose gets caught by it,it is hell(it so crazy some cartarrh go on for weeks with serioua headaxhes and thickened.mucous blocking my nostrils.)

NB:i have an history of bronchitis and asthma though the bronchitis has been cured,the asthma is very much contained.Thanks as i await your advice on what to do
Politics / Re: Wives Of Governors Attend Fundraising Dinner In Kebbi (Photos) by eljanfortis(m): 12:49pm On Oct 07, 2016
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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by eljanfortis(m): 9:31pm On Aug 25, 2016
oga harddon i salute yoyr work here and putting into practice has been fun has have seen from the new perspective girls relate with me vis a vis.But i jave an issur their os this girl on my dept we are just friends on academic grounds and now we are on holiday i wanna do her job via chats how do i go about it boss?
how chats are always hello?hi.....am fine
..how was your day etc.
please how do i break the ice and take it to a new level
Phones / Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by eljanfortis(m): 8:02pm On Apr 25, 2016
good evening people,please help for a long time now my phone has been failing to connect to a wifi and have done all things necessary even when other phones around me connect it doesnt itkeeps saying "the wifi network unilorincloud didnt respond.Try again later.
same thing it shows for other wifi network
Phones / Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by eljanfortis(m): 9:15am On Apr 11, 2016
cckris:

DATA SENSE >open limits > select UNLIMITED
just did dat sir,after checkinf for update it shows my phone aa been updates two seconds aho
Phones / Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by eljanfortis(m): 12:06am On Apr 11, 2016
darlingnuel:
Goto Settings, then navigate to "Phone update", hit d key. You ll be notified of available update. Ensure you are connected to a strong WiFi source
thanks sir,but i hVe a strong int connection and enougj data,what do i need wifi for?
Phones / Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by eljanfortis(m): 11:38am On Apr 09, 2016
khattab008:


Some phones are yet to receive W10 ( i think the L540 is yet to receive) and it could be that your phone is branded by networks outside the country (if the phone was bought from a U.K. or US network).
it is a lumia435 and i bout it new,dont understand what you mean by network brandin

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Phones / Re: Windows Mobile Naija Forum by eljanfortis(m): 1:54am On Apr 09, 2016
hello everyone,pls i have been trying to upgrade to win10 bt each time i open the upgrade advisor it shows this.please i need clarifications

Politics / Re: Support Fayemi's Nomination, Fayose Tells Ekiti National Assembly Members by eljanfortis(m): 10:04am On Oct 08, 2015
MadCow1:
Mtcheeeeew... angry


All these yeye South West states that contribute 100 thousand to the National Coffers only to come and take 100 million in allocation should not be allowed to hold ministerial positions in this Country.



Only states that are contributing well to the nation should be allowed to hold ministerial positions.


Ekiti state should be disbanded and sold on auction to other states to bid and use for poultry farming.

proudly ekiti boy jump into the lagoon if you are frustrated and stop putting your anger on us
bargerlizard
Sports / Re: Enyeama Explains Row With Oliseh, May Quit Eagles by eljanfortis(m): 2:40pm On Oct 07, 2015
Akbee:
Shut up there cos if u decide to hang your boot both at the club and international level,football will still be played in every nook and cranny of the world.infact the sports will even become more popular than ever.
Mr Oliseh might have bn wrong there but lets not be oblivious of the fact that he is the head coach of the national team which Enyeama happens to be the shot-stooper.The boss has the final say bros Enyeama n ur just a follower.
The fact that ur no more the team captain shouldn't make u want to take such hasty decision cos ur still the Mighty goal stopper we always know n one of the best as long as long as Nigerian football is concerned.
The capacity u serve in the team doesn't really matter but your output.


inconsiderate cow
Education / Re: Funny Events That Take Place In Night Classes In Universities by eljanfortis(m): 7:56pm On Oct 06, 2015
Yungmilio2:

nice thread
in Unilorin
during exam period
from 7pm
you see students in large numbers at each bus stop waiting for taxis n buses to get to PS

after getting to school
you will find out some are just there to download movies and games - wifi ( my first night class )
some eat and sleep ( my second night class ever )
some to charge
some follow follow like instagram
while the serious ones - study hard

i only go for evening classes
go around 6pm come back 9pm ( makes fresh )
rep CIS
chai,bro u don't come law faculty before some pole go just dey waka about from 9pm till 3am den dey sleep

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Politics / Re: Crocodile Discovered At Niger State Presidential Lodge - Thetrent by eljanfortis(m): 12:43pm On Oct 05, 2015
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 4th October 2015 by eljanfortis(m): 5:12pm On Oct 04, 2015
awa:
If Arsenal wins this game then na my Uncle Udeme cause it from village.

I had a dream where he was chasing me with cutlass after winning 5 million naira in my betting.

I repeat juju go follow this if I loose my ticket due to Man United.

Pls can Jose Murihno send the incompetent Chelsea Team of yesterday to finish this game for Man United.

My ticket no go tear ohhhhhhhh
grin
awa:
If Arsenal wins this game then na my Uncle Udeme cause it from village.

I had a dream where he was chasing me with cutlass after winning 5 million naira in my betting.

I repeat juju go follow this if I loose my ticket due to Man United.

Pls can Jose Murihno send the incompetent Chelsea Team of yesterday to finish this game for Man United.

My ticket no go tear ohhhhhhhh
did 1 na case closed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 4th October 2015 by eljanfortis(m): 5:05pm On Oct 04, 2015
[quote author=daveP post=38662403]Baba Fergie and ref Howard webb retire about the same year. Since then............


Jamb question-fill in the gap.

Mukina2[/quotwitches from ur village have been following man u
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 4th October 2015 by eljanfortis(m): 4:50pm On Oct 04, 2015
femi4:
fake result
Na ur hand the original result dey abi? grin
femi4:
fake result

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 4th October 2015 by eljanfortis(m): 4:49pm On Oct 04, 2015
awa:


Sorry Bros, I was sleeping but on turning my Chinese TV I saw 3-0 in favour of Arsenal. I needed to confirm if the Chinese TV is writing in Arabic way.

Hmmmm.. Ticket go burn today ohhh and juju go follow this.
But is it my Uncle Udeme that's doing this from Village?
Bro it 3 to zero ooo
ntin do ur tv
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 4th October 2015 by eljanfortis(m): 4:39pm On Oct 04, 2015
johnwizey:
Chelsea na team for ur mind
Go n Die
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 4th October 2015 by eljanfortis(m): 4:37pm On Oct 04, 2015
trapQ:
Lmao... CFC is worse now. Could be facing relegation soon.
so funny how pole want Chelsea to go down quick,we shall overcome this phase
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 4th October 2015 by eljanfortis(m): 4:35pm On Oct 04, 2015
KingTom:
Oluwa wake me up from this nightmare! cry
it gonna be a loooooooong 1 bro
grin
KingTom:
Oluwa wake me up from this nightmare! cry
it gonna be a loooooooong 1 bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 4th October 2015 by eljanfortis(m): 4:30pm On Oct 04, 2015
awa:
Abeg Nairalanders Arsenal vs Man United don start?
Noooo na prematch den dey play
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 4th October 2015 by eljanfortis(m): 4:29pm On Oct 04, 2015
Man U ni arsenal le ledi mor Chelsea be arsenal boss,anyday
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 4th October 2015 by eljanfortis(m): 4:25pm On Oct 04, 2015
Delay , martial abi na marshal ,Mata n Rooney aw market nah
she's defense dey @ all ;DDelay , martial abi na marshal ,Mata n Rooney aw market nah
she's defense dey @ all
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 4th October 2015 by eljanfortis(m): 4:21pm On Oct 04, 2015
:oreally!!!! :oreally!!!! egbe to GBE GBE gbe
Travel / Re: Why Most Nigerians Go To Malaysia Instead Of Europe And America by eljanfortis(m): 2:12pm On Oct 03, 2015
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