jingh:
oko re

oko nio.. abeg go check out ur guy oko maybe it's still dey intact oooo

candycrushsoda:
There's always one person a shy guy will be comfortable or let loose with.

yea hmmm hmm ur head dey dere wit ur ass.na only talk sense for here. .

tanku ma

sunshineV:
Oshogbo weed na baba

I'm guilty of 1. nd dt expecially during the Xmas time. . but my gal will just chill..she wouldn't say anything she go wait till January she knew am still coming back to beg .... At last we end up the relationship some how.. cos she can't endure it but now things have really change .. Thank god for that

damn ! I can't stop laughing. . must dem do makeup ...shai what a disgrace. . Please are dey really a celebrity or what

thanks .. Please when are you going to talk about igbos monster. .looking forward for dt

gypsey:
eeeeww! how did you know? Have you smelt his dick before? Just wondering

yeah m grandma told me how badly his dic smell. . tel im to always scrub it wen bathing nd if he doesn't he should stop fuc kin m grandma

vybzkartel:


You have armpit odour

hmm yeah ..u too have dick odour

products has expiring date so with love. .
she : elkon why you don't wanna see m again
she: elkon why u don't pick m call anymore
she: elkon where did you put dt love you dt meant for me
she: elkon I miss I ur touch

elkon: Vivian I did all dt cos I don't wanna take expired products anymore
she: elkon you have started with your funny tins again
elkon: nop am serious
she: please be serious
elkon: Vivian d last time I went for huspital check up d doctor warned me to desist from taken expired products
she: are you kidding me den what is dt expired products
elkon: e.g you
she: yeh so u mean I'm a product.
she: ahhh ahh man
elkon: ah women
she: ah



watch out for season two..next summer

are you saying all of our gals has odour. . hmm I don't blame you ... anyway m advice for you is to jump into lagoon

cos I never see a women dt can suck m dick..

Orikinla:
Iya Fatimo for Shomolu has bigger Manchester united and Arsenal backyard.
Yoruba women have the biggest buttocks in the world.

see dis one. who say so u or who.. na igbo women get am pass shai.. ah Yoruba for where. .abeg free m

shai if dis gal can make it by showing d world wat she gat why can't I. I think dis is d good time for me to start making it by showing d world wat I gat. It gonna be like dis.( the longest nd biggest joystick in the west Africa) please guys where should I start from

not love but lust... anyway its depends on the age sha nd d maturity. .. for m I love m life nd I can't allow one bitch just cum nd downgrade m.. If I see dt m joystick need services I go kari olosho wat else

abegi who d motherfucka wey dey disturbed me with dis shit thread. . seun wetin you dey do wey all dis boy dey make noise for here. . u are playing with ur salary

brother me I don't know ooo ..I only heard you said joystick .. anyway wy are you guys playing in d dark .shey u guys dey do dodge and fire.. I wish to join u

blueskies:
Does onions improve the whitness of the eyes?

yeah its does. by slicing it or grinding and u just open ur eyes nd apply to the eyesball .it work like hell.. u can even add malam pepe to it to get the quick results

im afraid to say dis.. dt no.1 nd 3 is for m.. If I spit out d details for u guys u go do yeh.. anyway am about to run for m life.. kolewark

dis make m remember my time with m bestie (winnie) back den. d best among d rest. we dey Bleep she said she can't date m but she loves me nd I asked her if it's because of her boo said nah but she can't just date m .. we dey Bleep until she fly to d state. till now we still dey tights. . so guys don't dul ur sef even she might end up with you

yeh see how dis gal just spoilt m mama month for me. . November.. If I catch you ehn ..na my mama month dey look like ojuju ...

hmm its a nice car. .even d design is awesome. . anyway how much does it cost cos am gonna buy it for m mama as birthday gift. . I wish m mama happy birthday in advance. Please help say happy birthday to m mama by clicking likes. .God bless you all

grad2012:
I think most prefer thick women.

yeah babe's u gat it.. thick babes like u.. I don't just like fanta colour much I would have pick u

nd silent mess dey smells like pig poo nd sometime its gonna do u as if u wanna faint..anyway d only tin u can do is soak alom (smallest particles) into d water nd give her to drink. .Its gonna wash all those dirty inside her down nd squeeze bitter leaves with water nd drink. . above drink alot of water. .

hmm I have had a lady with those characters before. . I don't know d gal was just pretending. . above all she told me she was a virgin..I don't know she was just bobo m..anyway she was happily married now nd blessed with a daughter. .but like dey say once bitten twice shy. anyway her friends have taken over d golden man.. lol

nonsense. . I don't know why dis guy like showing us his so fvckin chest or six nonsense. . its local.. its high time for him to change dt style

hey! kids are you joking or what. .u better be joking with dt ur post cos if u are serious I will have to say something is wrong with ur sense. damn 300naira..even ur friends sef dem b mumu.. my guys are just laughing at ur post for here. .lol ..anyway 10ks for making me laugh

bro .I don't have much say about that .. i would hav take it as a lie but it has happened to me too but dt was before buhari regime. .Boys are not smiling

hmmm nice write up..but does some guys still have time for such things. . Dis how I made things work with gals. .nice smell. neat clothes..sense of humour. . Don't scared her with too much of grammar ooo cos some we just dey look at u or make dem run .. just b cool with ur English or it will be better u make use of ur local language to make things look cool