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Politics / Re: Nigerians Don't Like Each Other - A South African Writes by Elmander1983(m): 5:31pm On Jun 13, 2020
You must be sick to support rubbish. Come,
are you related to one of our leaders? [qquote author=CANDYDADDY post=90618082] .


I support that man,nothing like Nigeria it an illusion[/quote]
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi Faces Extradition From UAE To Nigeria by Elmander1983(m): 8:51am On Jun 13, 2020
They be like, come to us � puppy, let's have a taste of your money
RuudVanNisteroy:
Some EFCC officials and judges are about to become billionaires.

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Science/Technology / Re: A 50,000-Year-Old Lake In India Turns Pink And Experts Don't Know Exactly Why by Elmander1983(m): 1:33pm On Jun 12, 2020
Politics / Re: Buhari: All LGs Once Controlled By Boko Haram Have Been Recovered by Elmander1983(m): 1:32pm On Jun 12, 2020
Romance / Re: What's The Most Extreme Measure You Have Taken So You Could Avoid Having Sex? by Elmander1983(m): 10:22pm On Jun 11, 2020
Baddo
Chatflick:
Hmmm. I turned down seven stunning girls that offered me sex... In fact, one bin wan rape me but I no gree. Last last, one igbo girl use juju get me. Chai!
Romance / Re: What's The Most Extreme Measure You Have Taken So You Could Avoid Having Sex? by Elmander1983(m): 10:21pm On Jun 11, 2020
And ended up in same manhole after a while yeah?
paulolee:
m a guy thou...she was all over me stack naked dt i must sex her bt i dnt want to go down bcoz am a virgin dude, xo I jus told her i wana go buy c.d n viagra n dt was how I ran away from her dt day
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Be A Baby Mama. Says He's Scared Of Marriage. by Elmander1983(m): 1:37pm On Jun 11, 2020
Be glad he was sincere.
Confusedgirl869:
Hello everyone. This account is created for this .

This issue has been bothering me a lot and I am very confused on what to do.

We have been together for more than 2 years now and we hardly have issues, infact we are a perfect match or so I thought.

I am 26 while he is 35, we both working and I never disturb him for money, I take care of all my needs myself. He is very calm and peaceful, doesn't hit me and I really admire him a lot. I on the other hand is also good, hardworking, not materialistic and all that makes a good woman.

So after thinking of our relationship thoroughly some weeks ago, I realised that there is really nothing stopping us from getting married this year or next. I decided to hear what he has to say because he never talked about us being or getting married. I also noticed that whenever he sees or hears about bad marriages he felt lucky he is not in yet. This always makes me feel bad because I know myself. I also wasn't a fan of marriage before I met him because of so many bad men out there, but everything changed when I met my guy, he is what I want. The very first day we met, the first thought that came to my mind was 'this is my him' I don't know why I had that thought being our first time meeting.

Anyways, few weeks ago I decided to ask him what his plans are. Are we in on a long thing or not? I got the shock of my life when he made me understand that he doesn't want to be tied forever, he loves his space and the way nobody disturbs him. That he only wants a baby mama, he wants me to be the mother his kids but not in marriage. I was mad and I cried for days. He was even sounding like nothing is wrong with being a baby mama, maybe not but I just can't.

Well, I made him understand that I can't be a baby mama and it will also be hard for me to move on with another person. I've bonded so well with him and all that. And I also hate jumping from one man to another. I told him to talk to people who are in successful marriages and stop looking at the bad ones. Today when we were talking I asked him about it and he is still maintaining his stand on the mama.

I don't want to give birth to kids that have 2 homes, I grew up like that(it took me lots of self discipline not to become useless) and wouldn't want that kind of life for my kids, I want them to grow with their parents in ONE house. At the same time, I don't want to lose my good man and relationship.

I need your opinions please.
Celebrities / Re: Obiwon Celebrates His 43rd Birthday Today by Elmander1983(m): 2:50pm On Jun 09, 2020
I smell a player!!!!!
joearinze:

Had a GF called Onyinye that year and His song Onyinye, Hmmmmm I had to Master the song...
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Celebrities / Re: Obiwon Celebrates His 43rd Birthday Today by Elmander1983(m): 2:49pm On Jun 09, 2020
True square had a song but Obiwon had his too. Find below his lyrics...
Uuh huh uuh
Uuh huh uuh
Uuh huh uuh
Uuh huh uuh
Uuh huh uuh
Uuh huh uuh
Uuh huh uuh
Uuh huh uuh
It was late
October
At the local shop
Just stopping over
Met her there somewhere
In the heart of the east
Mother Nature's work of art
She's just a masterpiece
My eyes and my heart
Couldn't let her be
She just wore a smile
So unassumingly
Looking so innocent
And so sweet
Could this be
She's nature's gift
So young and so free
Onyinye!
You came and...
Stole my...
Heart away
Onyinye!
Don't make me...
Over
Baby... Onyinye
Onyinye, I looked into your eyes
I saw so much love inside
You promised to love me
For the rest of your life
Would you please let go
Of these worldly cares
Don't let the past
Come between
What we share
I'm far from perfect
But I cannot bear
If you breaking my heart
Over and over again
I'll give you one more
Chance, you're so young and so free
But please don't, move too
Fast for me
Onyinye!
You came and...
Stole my...
Heart away
Onyinye!
Don't make me...
Over
Baby... Onyinye...
Baby, lady
Yeah... yeah
Yes you are
Onyinye years later
You will understand
Don't be a hard rock
Cos you really are a gem
Onyinye you got the hearts of men
Right in your palms
Just like your name please stay
Heaven's gift to this man
Don't go away...
Baby
Cos you are a gift Onyinye...
Don't go away...
Baby
Cos you are a gift Onyinye...
Onyinye!
You came and...
Stole my...
Heart away
Onyinye!
Don't make me...
Over
Baby... Onyinye...!
Baby, lady
TheSourcerer:
was that not psquare
Celebrities / Re: Obiwon Celebrates His 43rd Birthday Today by Elmander1983(m): 8:59am On Jun 09, 2020
Remember this guy for his onyinye song that year. Hbd bro
lalasticlala:
Obiwon Turns 43 Today



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obiwon
Politics / Re: Buhari Cuts A Cake With Ojukwu During His 70th Birthday (Throwback Photo) by Elmander1983(m): 10:30pm On Jun 06, 2020
That na man. I mean MAN
ghettokid1:
This is an old photo of President Muhammedu Buhari, the then All Progressive People's Party (ANPP) Presidential Candidate in the 2003 Presidential Election with the then All Progressive Grand Alliance (APGA) Presidential Candidate, Dim Ojukwu and the then APGA National chairman, Chief Dr Chekwas Okorie during Dim Ojukwu's 70th birthday anniversary held in November 2003 at Dan Anyiam stadium Owerri, Imo State.
Politics / Re: Bodejo: The Fulani Will Rule Nigeria Forever Because They Own It – Miyetti Allah by Elmander1983(m): 10:27pm On Jun 06, 2020
Properties / Re: Sending Money Back Home For A Project: What Has Been Your Experience? by Elmander1983(m): 11:03am On Jun 05, 2020
She is lucky she got something done on her space. I had a bitter experience and after much spending, nothing to show for it. The dude I call a mistake rather than my uncle claimed he was swindled. Nice post though, hope people learn from it.
Josnac:
Good day Nairalanders.

To start, something happened some days ago, but before I go into it, let me say something most of us might have heard, like me.

Well, growing up in a typical Nigerian city (Aba) back in the days..I was privileged to listen to discussions or conversations about how someone based abroad (Ala-bekee) used to send in money for a building project in the village/city as the case may be; then after some years or over the duration of some months, would return to meet a practically empty plot of land. in some cases, the so-called land would even be nonexistent.

The type of wahala issues like this cause eh, to those who can bear it, they can simply let go since the culprits in most cases are always blood relatives/siblings/uncle's/in-laws etc.

In my line of work I've equally bumped into a couple of such projects..the most recent one being the reason for this thread.

So, some days ago, I was contacted to evaluate a building project; a supposed one storey building comprising of 4x3-bedroom flats. However, only the front flat had been done up to "their" supposed deck beam level.
The owner of this project is based in Philadelphia, U.S.A and is a woman well over the late 60's.
The project supervisor/executioner is an in-law (I think he married one of the woman's daughters based on the information I received)..

Now, the instruction was simple: "Build this house while I send in the funds, at completion you and your family would take one flat and stay as caretakers of the property".

In all honesty, what I saw at the site left me bewildered and I was just wondering the "version" of wickedness at work in the so-called in-law.. seriously!!

By the building regulation standards, a standard building height ought to be at least 3metres. To achieve this during construction (block work stage), we do what I called "4-5-1-3" for bungalow buildings and "4-5-1-2" for lower levels of multi-storey buildings above the D.P.C.
Breakdown:
Above the DPC.
4: the first 4-courses of block work leading up to the window sill.
5: the next 5courses of block works above the window sill leading up to the lintel.
1: the lintel, always having a depth of 225mm (9inches) which is the depth of all block sizes.
3: the final 3-course of block work above the lintel use to level up in readiness for roof work. In multi-storey buildings, this last 3-courses is replaced by 2-courses with the final block removed and a deck beam introduced in its stead.

For the structure under review, what I met was more like a "3-4-1-3" (as shown in the picture) kind of formation following the same format as explained above. Now me sef wey dey think say I short, I still dey bend to enter one of the rooms because the door opening will always hit my forehead, yes, that's how bad it was!
And this is supposed to be a storey building!!

Next, I equally noticed that the plinth beams (mostly referred to as "chaining" at the DPC level), were without stirrups; yes, more like the 3-12mm used were just laid round the areas they thought necessary with over-site concrete (German floor) laid directly on them. Wow! we too Sabi for this country!!!

Well, luckily for this woman in question, she happened to have returned during one of the ceremonies the Igbere people of Abia State is known for, The Igbotonma ceremony, as she was a participant in the 2017 edition, thereafter she was taken to see her project; rooms were too small, kitchen was too small, etc..the house just looked so unplanned. She was heartbroken thus ordered the job to be stopped.

Please our brothers/sisters in the obodo oyibo (abroad) try as much as possible to engage professionals to do these things for you and while at it, endeavour to come in at least once to see the project by yourself and note any peculiar landmarks or something you can use to identify your site from a photograph, before them go begin send photos of Mr Okonkwo's site go give Mr Clinton. Insist on photo updates every 2-days, if not daily or at worst every 3-days..these stories are painful and they don't just touch the heart, the touch the spinal cord too.

Well, for this particular project, discussions are ongoing and a redesign is on the way..by God's grace a follow up thread will be available to show the updates and progress made when the job starts.

Have you experienced anything like this before??
Talk to us so that others can learn.

Best wishes,
Josnac.

cc: Lawyer

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Travel / Re: Ibom Air Acquires New Aircraft, Fleet Number Increases To 4 by Elmander1983(m): 12:53pm On May 06, 2020
In time to come my brother, oil will no longer be relevant. Look ahead and in the future and understand what the state is trying to achieve.
Take the less from the vision u wrote and know they are seeing farther than u think
GreatResearcher1:
Great job though! I heard the citizens of that state are suffering. Was the new acquired aircraft necessary at this time where aviation is struggling to stand on its feet?


Vision less leaders everywhere

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Sports / Re: Arsenal May Sell Up To Six Players To Fund Pepe's Remaining Transfer Fee by Elmander1983(m): 11:01am On May 06, 2020
At least you know how to make money while sitting home
Abilistic:
Selling upto 6 players to buy just one player, is he that important?

What do I know sef cheesy

During this difficult period of Lockdown I make money sitting at home, check my signature
Celebrities / Re: Kodak: Police Question Clarence Peters Over Dancer’s Death by Elmander1983(m): 10:25am On May 04, 2020
Well said bro
EzzyCarter:



Safety first anytime of course. We can't over emphasize the need for safe charging which also includes using specified chargers only... Kodak's case is quite saddening but then, there are always two sides to a story, unfortunately we can't have hers. God is all seeing tho, even when we humans have no idea what the real story could ever be...
Celebrities / Re: Kodak: Police Question Clarence Peters Over Dancer’s Death by Elmander1983(m): 7:26am On May 04, 2020
Dybala get Coro oooo
Lilshorecords:



Lol, ah don correct am

Badguy
Celebrities / Re: Kodak: Police Question Clarence Peters Over Dancer’s Death by Elmander1983(m): 7:23am On May 04, 2020
You've made your point so, stop being biased.
Truth is, many have died from electrocution while charging their phones and operating it.
People need to know that it's wrong to operate phones while charging. If you are one of the many who do so, Pls desist from doing so else there will be no tales to be told from ur end. Like u said, autopsy would reveal the cause of death. Nature can't be cheated anyways, so it's just one from the thousand ways to die. "Phone roasted" in Nick's voice. Rest in peace kodak
EzzyCarter:
I smell a rat with the whole story... unfortunately, dead men women tell no tales... If she was murdered, only an autopsy would be able to prove that(provided it's not tampered with afterall, this is Nigeria) sad
Sports / Re: Sani Kaita Celebrates His 34th Birthday Today by Elmander1983(m): 11:29am On May 02, 2020
That dude is 47 already... We dey one side dey watch
pyyxxaro:
This guy when de craze


When just go collect red card for nothing


This guy don pass 34yrs shaa , at least he should be 41yrs



HBD shocked
Family / Re: How Can I Win My Wife's Heart Back? by Elmander1983(m): 12:22pm On May 01, 2020
Simply be the fool you was when u was dating.
Kingsleyyx:
I love my wife but I have been hurting her for years. In fact I had make her look like a devil in the eyes of my parents and siblings. I will not hide any truth from you because right now, I am trying to find a solution on how to win my wife's heart back.

I womanize a lot. I have a particular side chick that my wife is even aware of down our street. I love this girl with the whole of my heart. Anytime am with her I feel contented. I sponsored her through school with her younger brother and I also set up a provision store for her mum. I so much love this girl and infact I stopped having numerous chicks because of her. She is everything a man can wish for. She pampered me like a baby and she is an expert on how to sex a man and make him draw spits. I invested alot on this lady and never cared for the mother of my children.

The first and the last time I beat my wife was the day she called my girlfriend to insult her and I was with the girl that night. She put it on speaker. I went home and beat my wife blue black. Though I regretted my action and apologized to her.

Since then I didn't hide my extramarital affair from my wife. My girl will call and I will speak freely in the presence of my wife. She won't say pim. I wanted this girl to be pregnant but she just wouldn't be.

After, I started frustrating my wife so that she can leave the house and the girl can move in, but no matter what I did to my wife, she will never talk. I stopped having sex with her and and she never for once complained. I started taking my girlfriend to family function in place of my wife, still my wife was not affected. I siezed her shop key and gave to this girl as her graduation gift. My wife did not talk and she didn't leave my house. I planned all evils but she wasn't affected by it.

This my side chick is now pregnant with another man's. I have threatened her to abort the baby that I will forgive her and marry her, but she said am too old for her. When she and her family was collecting and spending my money, she didn't know that I am too old then.

Now am tired of fighting for someone that can never be mine. I want to face what's mine. Can you imagine that I just realised that my first born will write WAEC this year. Am so ashamed of my self. My wife has become so old and very slim. I wanted to hug her, but I don't know where to start from. It's been years we last had a physical body contact. We don't even sleep in the same room. The kids are looking at me like a stranger. I can't even crack jokes with them.

Please help me, how do I start and what should I do to win my family love back? I promise to do whatever you tell me to.
Politics / Re: Ben Ayade Wearing Ankara Face-Masks by Elmander1983(m): 11:04am On Apr 23, 2020
Meanwhile some NL gals are drooling over his swag already grin lemme come and go. I need fight corona face to face... Where is Seun sef?
Olarewaju89:
All na wash.. grin
Politics / Re: Abule-Ado Explosion: Lagos State Government Presents Cheques To Survivors by Elmander1983(m): 6:52am On Apr 23, 2020
What will knowing the figure do for you?
Ikem11:
How much?

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari And Geoffrey Onyeama In The 70s (Throwback Photo) by Elmander1983(m): 10:48am On Apr 20, 2020
The shoe is a fine. cheesy
sarrki:
Late Chief of staff to President Muhammadu Buhari mallam Abba Kyari and minister of foreign affairs Mr Geoffrey Onyeama in the 70s




Health / Re: COVID-19: Jack Ma Donates 500000 Test Kits, 300 Ventilators To African Countries by Elmander1983(m): 10:38am On Apr 20, 2020
Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill 105 Boko Haram/ISWAP Terrorists In Buni Gari, Yobe State (Graphic) by Elmander1983(m): 10:35am On Apr 20, 2020
Even the joystick surrender grin... Keep the good job up Nigeria army
Xbee007:
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Politics / Re: Wike To Buhari: I Don’t Take Orders From Abuja But Rivers People by Elmander1983(m): 11:26am On Apr 18, 2020
Lol
cjfavour:





Wicked Wike is ok for him.
Politics / Re: Wike To Buhari: I Don’t Take Orders From Abuja But Rivers People by Elmander1983(m): 8:13am On Apr 18, 2020
How about a change of name to this dare devil. Lyon Wike
Nwodosis:
Is Wike not right on this? They are just after the oil and care not about the people that Wike governs!
Science/Technology / Re: Thousands Of Dead Fish In Rivers State Washed Up On Shoreline (photo) by Elmander1983(m): 8:08am On Apr 18, 2020
Coro enter water.
ijustdey:
......Govt begins investigation, warns against consumption



https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/04/17/thousands-of-dead-fish-washed-up-on-rivers-shoreline/
Family / Re: What Does It Mean For Babies To Be Looking Through Their Legs? by Elmander1983(m): 11:21am On Apr 17, 2020
Some say it's another baby on the way. It sure happens from where I come from. Guess what u believe comes to play
tk4rd:
Okaay..
I will search out more, and seek more opinions too.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Starving - Dino Melaye Shares Video Of People Scrambling For Bags by Elmander1983(m): 1:42pm On Apr 16, 2020
And what have u done Mr luxury man?
LifestyleTonite:
Nigerians are starving - Dino Melaye shares video of people scrambling for bags


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On5qQN9qhbI&feature=youtu.be



https://mobile.twitter.com/dino_melaye/status/1250750369157779458
Health / Re: White Tongue After Unprotected Sex: Please Doctors In The House I Need Your Help by Elmander1983(m): 8:56am On Apr 15, 2020
Do a liver test and diabetes tests too. Wish u quick recovery.. Be calm and don't connect it to the unprotected sex u had. Quick recovery man
Scaredd:
Good day everyone,

I'm the guy that likes to flirt with women (trying so hard to change). Sometime last year November, I hand some sex encounters with 4 different women (2 unprotected) and by first week of December I started experiencing some symptoms which include;

1.White tongue
2. Occassional diarrhoea (watery, oily and formy stool ever since then. I feel sudden need to ease like twice or thrice a day).
3. A gradual weight loss (I eat very well, mainly fruits and proteins with carbohydrates on average)
4. Occasional hand tremor.
5. Occasional body vibration and fast heart rate.

I used to smoke marijuana and take alcohol, but stopped. I also masturbated for about 5-6yrs, then stopped last year which added to flirting with women. I've not masturbated since then, but still take alcohol (mainly vodka).

I went to a university teaching hospital, met with the consultant and explained to her just as I'm doing here (she was wowed!). She then directed me to do HIV test (came back negative), H. Pylori test (also came out negative) and another test (I've forgotten the name).

She then prescribed, nystatin oral suspension and vitamin B Complex which I've finished taking, yet no change. Meanwhile, I've taken fluconazole, antibacteria and probiotics of late.

I'm waiting for the lockdown to be lifted to go back, but before then, (who knows when this whole problem will end) felt i might get some help here.

Please Doctors, what could be wrong with me. Especially this diarrhoea and white tongue. My stomach is always rumbling after eating. Please help.

Thank you.

Pictures of my tongue before and after brushing
Politics / Re: Aisha Yusufu: Nobody Has The Right To Call Nigerians Poor by Elmander1983(m): 8:23pm On Apr 09, 2020
No. She is simply saying you should grow up and stop being a baby in memes grin Chai! Wetin musa no go see for gate? Catch groove abeg
Christian07:
Are you saying we are a rich country

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