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Romance / Re: What Your Month Of Birth Tell About You? by Elssa(f): 1:25pm On Jul 08, 2015
jashar:
Proudly September born.
cheesy kiss THE BEST MONTH EVVVEEEEERRRRRR
Seconded cool
Romance / Re: What Your Month Of Birth Tell About You? by Elssa(f): 1:25pm On Jul 08, 2015
jashar:
Proudly September born.
cheesy kiss THE BEST MONTH EVVVEEEEERRRRRR
Seconded cool
Romance / Re: What Your Month Of Birth Tell About You? by Elssa(f): 1:23pm On Jul 08, 2015
onomeglo:
Chai chai,september said everything abt me hmmmmmmm ,so on point

Likewise cheesy
Forum Games / Re: Tag And Ask by Elssa(f): 1:27pm On Jul 06, 2015
HFOG:
God keep you safe. It's well.
Amen,tnk u dr.

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Forum Games / Re: Tag And Ask by Elssa(f): 8:25am On Jul 06, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Blast in Jos??

Chineke! sad sad

Gracile, Elssa hope you guys are okay? embarassed
Hmmm,Bomblast yesterday @Bauchi road and Dilimi. embarassed



By God's grace we are fine,tnks.

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Fashion / Re: What Is Your Best Colour!!? by Elssa(f): 9:14am On Jul 03, 2015
Teal & Peach smiley

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Romance / Re: 7 Evil Consequences Of Having A Boyfriend by Elssa(f): 7:56pm On Jul 01, 2015
MrOlai:


May God bless you for your response. In reality, there is nothing Godly in boyfriend/girlfriend relationship! The only Godly relationship we have is between husband and wife!
I rest my case.
Romance / Re: 7 Evil Consequences Of Having A Boyfriend by Elssa(f): 7:14pm On Jul 01, 2015
MrOlai:


I'm sorry ooo. I don't want to offend you. Do you have a boyfriend? If yes, don't you have sex with him?

Your answers to these questions would tell you the reality of boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.
I am against pre-marital sex.

& for the records i aint got no bf,atleast nt yet.

Anyways we get to learn new things everyday.
So pls since boyfriend to is a "Sex-mate" to you.What then do i call someone im in a "Godly" relationship with?
Romance / Re: 7 Evil Consequences Of Having A Boyfriend by Elssa(f): 3:13pm On Jul 01, 2015
MrOlai:


Check the meaning of boyfriend or girlfriend in the dictionary.
Yes,d dictionary defines it as a male/female friend in a romantic relationship Or a male/female friend.

So what then do u call someone you dating ?

Manfriend/Womanfriend i supose.

Its ur perception of things that matter.
If you see girlfriend/boyfriend as a sex mate,then so it'll be.
Events / Re: What Will You Do If You See This On A Lonely Road? by Elssa(f): 2:15pm On Jul 01, 2015
mryoungdon:
If you are walking on a lonely road and you see these people what will you do?

Quietly turn around

&

Varnish!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Elssa(f): 2:08pm On Jul 01, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Gracile will have to do hers herself. angry
Its gon be a belated birthday wish then.

Buh trust me,My wish is her wish also wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Elssa(f): 2:05pm On Jul 01, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Yea, I didn't get it.

Gracia. No teeth?? grin cheesy lipsrsealed
Hahahaha,Old man ni.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Elssa(f): 1:59pm On Jul 01, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Thou smellest well. grin
Hahaha,i supose u din't get by Birthday wish above.

Anyways Happy plus one.
Wish u Grey hairs and No teeth. tongue wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Elssa(f): 1:53pm On Jul 01, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Yours is remaining just one year nau. Don't mind that Gracile girl joor. grin
Course?
Biological science.

I smell birthday cake grin
Romance / Re: 7 Evil Consequences Of Having A Boyfriend by Elssa(f): 1:49pm On Jul 01, 2015
MrOlai:



grin grin All boyfriend/girlfriend relationships are unGodly! According to dictionary, boyfriend is a male partner you are not married to, yet you are in a "romantic relationship" with.

I disagree with u dr.
Its you who define your relationship.

You get to decide the kindof relationship you want.Godly or not Godly.

And a question for you: Since all relationships are not Godly to you,How then do you get committed to a life partner and Say "I do" without passing through a "relationship" or "Courtship".
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Elssa(f): 1:42pm On Jul 01, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Hahahaha bloody undergraduate grin grin
What level are you by the way? grin
300
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Elssa(f): 1:31pm On Jul 01, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Project defense for how many years? angry

Eerm, something like that. grin
Hahaha,Need not worry.Hopefully she would be done before Mid-July.


And nw she calls me Bloody undergraduate grin





And its ur birthday!!
Wsh u Grey hairs and no teeth wink
Happy plus one dr.(On bhalf of meself n Gracile)
Romance / Re: 7 Evil Consequences Of Having A Boyfriend by Elssa(f): 1:15pm On Jul 01, 2015
MrOlai:
grin Could you pls suggest a proper title?
She's right,your topic doesn't flow with your writeup...

Probably "Consequences of been in an unGodly relationship" would do.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Elssa(f): 12:44pm On Jul 01, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Elssa where is Gracile? sad
She's been busy with "Project defense"

Missing her wink
Celebrities / Re: The Effects Of Reading Inspirational And Financial Books by Elssa(f): 11:52am On Jul 01, 2015
chocolateme:
You are very much going to be positively affected because;
1: your mindset and thinking faculty changes
2: your attitude towards some life approaches reverts
3: you tend to always think of different strategies in decision making process and think twice before action follows.
4: you will always want to maximize and enlarge your coast thereby making wise spendings and utilizing oprtunities that comes your way.
5: you will start seeing yourself as unique and stop comparing yourself with others because it brings low self esteem.
Believe in yourself, read a lot because it has a way of shapening and reconstructing our being into something extra ordinary.
My friend once told me that she sees a lot of people selling success and financial books Like " rich dad poor dad" by Robert Kiyosaki and so many others books but when she sees them and their poor, beggars and hungry looks, she gets demoralized believing that they should have been wealthy from reading a lot from the priceless books they sell. Well here I believe that it is our mindset and views about life and whatever it gives is different, so make the best out of yourself today because what you give your inner being is what it gives u back.
True that.

Its not just having the knowledge alone,but understanding too.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Life Facts! by Elssa(f): 10:01am On Jul 01, 2015
AgapeCharis:
True that. Self confidence can be built.


To quote someone, click quote below the person's comment, write your reply and click submit. See screenshots below.
Giving it a try







And it worked!
Gracias smiley

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Nairaland / General / Re: Life Facts! by Elssa(f): 9:23am On Jul 01, 2015
Wel having Self-confidence is a mindset.
Build it,know ur worth.Work on ur fears n weaknesses n keep believing in you. smiley
#Obejoseph10



Having problems "quoting" any help? wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Life Facts! by Elssa(f): 9:20am On Jul 01, 2015
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Nairaland / General / Re: Life Facts! by Elssa(f): 8:42am On Jul 01, 2015
Thanks....


But Baby mama? @Obejoseph10
Nairaland / General / Life Facts! by Elssa(f): 8:14am On Jul 01, 2015
LIFE FACTS!
√ Don't educate your children to be rich.Educate them to be happy. So that when they grow up they will know the value of things not the price.
√ Best awarded words in London - "Eat your food as medicines, otherwise you'll have to eat medicines as your food".
√ There's alot of difference between human being and being human.A few understand it.
√ If you want to walk fast, walk Alone...! But if you want to walk far, Walk Together...!
√ 6 Best Doctors in the world...
• Sunlight
• Rest
• Exercise
• Diet
• Self confidence
• Friends
Maintain them in all stages of Life & Enjoy a healthy living.
√ If you see the Moon, you see the beauty of God...If you see the Sun, you see the power of God...And...If you see the Mirror...You see the best creation of God so, Believe in Yourself.
√ We are all tourists & God is our travel agent who already fixed all our Routes, Reservations and Destinations so trust him and Enjoy this "Trip" called Life...

Good Morning Y'all
Have A Blessed Month smiley

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Romance / Re: True Fact About Dark Skin N Girls!!!!ewwww by Elssa(f): 7:48pm On Jun 27, 2015
Ignoramus! cry
Family / Re: What A Woman Wants by Elssa(f): 4:00pm On Jun 27, 2015
Agree smiley
Religion / Beware Of Ants by Elssa(f): 2:21pm On Jun 27, 2015
AUTOMATIC NEGATIVE THINKING SYNDROME.

There are so many things that weigh us down, physical problems, financial issues etc.
I'll be talking about ANTS in the brain; the terrible power of negative thoughts. Thoughts have been proven to create physical reactions in the body. The way you think affects how you feel. Thoughts alter brain wave pattern (a medical fact) for example thoughts affect your heart rate, you can start thinking about something and your heart picks up. Thoughts affect your blood pressure, muscle tension etc. So you definitely don't need ANTS in your brain for sure.

ANTS MODE.

When challenges arises in your life, if you've got ANTS in your brain, you're automatically going to go into the negative mode.
You've got ANTS when;
•You begin to think everything is a downer. This is another setting for failure.
•You're easily depressed. You end up so depressed because you think yourself into depression.
•You forget God. You don't even remember the good things he's done for you in the past, the enemies he's won, the battles he's conquered. Not even a struggle over your faith in God.
•Automatically your brain goes into the negative lane. You think only the bad, only the worse, you see nothing good. A little cough and you're already saying you have tuberculosis grin . That's when you've got ANTS in your brain.

EFFECTS OF ANTS.
ANTS would make you waste days of your life worrying about stupid stuffs that amounts to nothing. It's so easy so you got to be careful about getting ANTS in your brain.

HOW TO OVERCOME ANTS/CURE.
INSECTICIDE : HOLYGHOST INSECTICIDE.
God knows best how to deal with ANTS. Grow up in the body of Christ. When faced with trials, we shouldn't go into ANTS mode, instead we should remember who our God is, how powerful he is, he wouldn't give you a problem bigger than you, it'll surely pass kiss

Keep believing, keep praying, keep worshipping, keep putting one foot in front of the other and see if God won't be faithful in time. The only thing between you and great Joy is Time. So whatever happens, don't let ANTS eat you up but ye be transformed by the renewal of the mind.
PHIL. 4 vs 6-8: Do not be anxious for anything (in other words, don't get uptight about anything) but in everything by Prayer and Petition, with thanksgiving present your requests to God and the Peace of God which transcends all understanding will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ.
FINALLY, WHATEVER IS TRUE, WHATEVER IS NOBLE, WHATEVER IS RIGHT, WHATEVER IS PURE, WHATEVER IS LOVELY, WHATEVER IS ADMIRABLE-IF ANYTHING IS EXCELLENT OR PRAISEWORTHY-THINK ABOUT SUCH THINGS.
STAY POSITIVE!

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why No Man Has Popped The Question Yet. by Elssa(f): 7:30pm On Jun 25, 2015
Hahahaha Aya clap for me wink @Charis
Romance / Re: Reasons Why No Man Has Popped The Question Yet. by Elssa(f): 5:59pm On Jun 25, 2015
HappyChilling smiley @Introvert
Romance / Reasons Why No Man Has Popped The Question Yet. by Elssa(f): 5:51pm On Jun 25, 2015
REASONS WHY NO MAN HAS POPPED THE QUESTION YET.
Are you still single while your friends are busy getting married every saturday?
Hmmm..its sure disturbing.I hope this write-up help you know where you're going wrong. And if you do something about it,you'll soon get many suitors as soon as possible. Read on cheesy
1. You are not appreciative.
He sacrifices for you, buys you expensive things yet you don't appreciate? Very soon he'll get tired of you sad

2. You ask for too much.
There are some things you need do on your own. Show him you can take care of the home when he's out wink

3. You are not submissive.
Are you a disrespectful and disobedient type? If yes then there's need for a change, men don't like such women. The earlier you give him some respect, the better.

4. You are looking for Mr Perfect.
Question here is are you Mrs Perfect?. I'm sure you're not. Nobody is, not me, not you. Get used to it.

5. You don't have a job or something doing.
You want to end up as a liability in his house? Don't depend solely on him. Learn to be independent. It's not pride but self respect. Get a handwork dear.

6. You look desperate. Your parents and friends always ask frustrating questions about marriage and you are so sick of those questions so you'll do anything to get the next available guy to marry. You need a man a man so badly. Well, truth is, the more desperate you are, the less attractive men find you.

7. You are bad with kids. You hate kids? Sorry for you! A womans beauty is captured in her ability to nurture. Learn!

8. You pay little attention to your appearance. You wear excessive make-up, your dressing is too awful, you don't have a good hygiene? Hmm.. I shake my head for you. 9. You're not supportive. The bible acknowledges the fact that you're a helper. A man wants a woman that can be there for him, helps boost his ego, listens to him and encourages him. So if you cant support him, forget the engagement ring.

10. You don't get along with his family. If you're not easy going with his family hmmm.. Marrying him is a dream that may never come true oh.

11. You form over righteous/Miss holy. Each time he talks about sex, you act like he has just committed a crime. Because you're a virgin or you don't want him to think you're loose. It'll only make him wonder how boring you are in bed. Feel free to discuss sex-related issues with him. It's important too, as a matter of fact, very important.

12. You're always mean. You're too boring, too rigid, you hardly smile...You hardly play, You're just too difficult. Learn to be a little romantic, it spices up your relationship.

Take it or leave it, these are most of the things men hate in women. What you do with this information is up to you. Contributions are allowed, have fun.
Family / Re: Watch Out For Little Character Tests In Life - Godwin C. Nwaogwugwu by Elssa(f): 10:26am On Jun 25, 2015
Educating.

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