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Education / Re: FG Probes 10 Varsities Over Fraud, Sex Scandals(see List)-daily Trust by eltweezy90(m): 9:39am On Dec 11, 2015 |
I never see Benue State University, makurdi for dia o. All those yeye lecturers for linguistics and theatre arts must confess... *koboko talktrue * |
Politics / Re: How Dasuki Shared N30b 'Loot' To PDP, Reps, Anenih, Senator Ayu - The Nation by eltweezy90(m): 9:34am On Dec 11, 2015 |
I don even loss count of the money wey diz guys share... Even my calculator d tell me out of range... Chai! Dasuki like say make I barber dat your bear bear before I go begin d flog you! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Idoma People Welcome David Mark Today In Otukpo, Benue State(pics by eltweezy90(m): 7:37am On Dec 11, 2015 |
After him come give people for Otukpo plenty salt, Maggi, rice and tomato... Why dem no go come welcome am... Nigerians will never learn. If him win again, I swear him must collect back all d money wey him use buy all those stuff. |
Crime / Re: Man, 26, Defrauds U.S. Citizen Of $35,000 (pictured) by eltweezy90(m): 7:12am On Dec 11, 2015 |
Any small thing police don arrest person. Comot dia! Nobi oyinbo wey bin take us into slavery? When person come take swindle small part of money wey him grand father bin go till land for US, police go just de rush am like small children Akara. Rubbish! And dat judge come put one million as bail post for d guy head... Na only d guy pocket una want use do budget for 2016? |
Politics / Re: Nigeria, Now A Research Field For Corruption? by eltweezy90(m): 6:54am On Dec 11, 2015 |
ibkgab001:Works cited From Ngozi Okonjo iweala's '' Abacha's loot and how it was religiously spent''2015. |
Politics / Re: Dokpesi: PDP Youths Protest In Front Of High Court Abuja, Demand His Release by eltweezy90(m): 9:42pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
Shebi una see those people wey d protest for there, all ladies wey wear hijab come d form protest.. Make una stand well o... If na for kano you for don hear twin bomb blast. |
Crime / Re: Jilted Woman Battles Ex-lover For Duping And Refusing To Marry Her by eltweezy90(m): 9:05pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
Oya Adaeze where the agreement wey him bin sign say if you borrow am d money him go marry you later- later?...Adaeze answers (moping)...Sir eltweezy90, there was no written agreement on paper, it was written between my legs in my paper book with his pencil... (eltweezy90 clears throat then answers) ha! Na once chance you enter so! Oya oga police give that guy 50lashes of cane and remand am for inside zoo where lion dey, him too greedy. |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by eltweezy90(m): 7:41pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
Fynestboi:Guy that Dr Jin na season wetin? |
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by eltweezy90(m): 7:39pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
I'm watching Empire season two, episode 8. The stuff is dapper. |
Crime / Re: Abiodun Egunjobi, 'Godogodo', Armed Robber's Fall (Photos) by eltweezy90(m): 6:54pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
I'll still pick Godogo over any of these Nigerian thieveriticians. Imagine one person carting away with Nigeria 's 30billion pounds...Godogo na just coins sha, plus him take style clear all these police wey de collect driver dem fifty - fifty card for road. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Governor Ortom And Wife Adopt Girl by eltweezy90(m): 6:43pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
Na because d little girl dey fair complexioned wey him come dark like charcoal nahim make him adopt for sake of say make him ma get yellow cici for him house. Rubbish! How that one come take pay my mum salary of October, November?... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Abacha Loot: Arms Are Not Roads, Electricity, Health, SERAP Tells Okonjo-iweala by eltweezy90(m): 4:23pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
OnankpaBa:Abi? But no b lie na |
Celebrities / Re: Koredo Bello And Tiwa Savage In Romantic Photos by eltweezy90(m): 4:16pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
Me think say na baby milk she want give koredo through that her net top sef... Tiwa's breasts doing back up for banks... Geskiya fa! |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Finland To Give Every Adult $10,000 Annually. by eltweezy90(m): 4:01pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
Ah ah, me think say na naija sef! This my hangover d make me daydream. Make I go toilet jare. |
Politics / Re: Saraki Rejoices As Court Of Appeal Upheld His Election by eltweezy90(m): 3:56pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
Saraki rejoicing? Why rejoice when you already oiled the wheels of the judiciary. Abeg! Make person hear word jor. |
Politics / Re: Abacha Loot: Arms Are Not Roads, Electricity, Health, SERAP Tells Okonjo-iweala by eltweezy90(m): 3:45pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
And somebody will come and be blaming GEJ, even people wey d work for world bank d divert money... How come person wey only work for Otueke(bayelsa) no go chop! See diz koboko wey dey my hand so, Ngozi okonjo if you no bring that money now now make dem use am pay unemployment allowances, I go peel your back today today. |
Politics / Re: Abacha Loot: Arms Are Not Roads, Electricity, Health, SERAP Tells Okonjo-iweala by eltweezy90(m): 3:37pm On Dec 10, 2015 |
SLIDEwaxie:When Governor Adams was calling her out to come and explain her participation in the arms deal, she alleged that Adams was always mentioning her name anytime a new corruption case Springs. See diz woman o! dia is God o. #... Crying... # 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Referendum: All FG Properties Will Go To Biafra, Debts To Nigeria - OEAS by eltweezy90(m): 6:30pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
OEAS? MASSOB? ... these acronyms keep springing up every day. Biafra or no Biafra I go still de go toilet. Mtchew! |
Celebrities / Re: Victoria Kimani Enters Club With In Bra (Photo) by eltweezy90(m): 5:16pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
captainflash:Baba you sure say you no dey hunger for dis kind thing? Talk true. Lol. |
Celebrities / Re: Fans Blast Phyno Over 'Help-A-Dog Post' On Instagram (Photos) by eltweezy90(m): 9:53am On Dec 07, 2015 |
Tonto dikeh has not taken her bath for one week ;come smell her armpit see na... Make I hear say person want donate food for dog! Na six solid strokes of bulala. Shikina! |
Crime / Re: Graphic Pictures From Bayelsa Decide. by eltweezy90(m): 6:42pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
Who said being a bit crude and bloody is bad? When you are going for the power, you have to go all out... And there are bound to be victims to manure the ground. My thoughts though. |
Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Nigeria From The China-africa Summit In South Africa (Pics) by eltweezy90(m): 10:34am On Dec 06, 2015 |
Welcome home baba, shebi you hear as these your governors don collect bailout pocket am for girlfrienicial use. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage's Fans Blast Her For Posting Pic Of Her Baby's Legs by eltweezy90(m): 10:21am On Dec 06, 2015 |
For all I care, you can hide the kid's face for eternity. Him even get bowleg sef, maybe the face get follow-come noseless face. Okada abeg drop me for front. |
Politics / Re: Biafra: Hausa In Onitsha Go Into Hiding- The Punch by eltweezy90(m): 9:53am On Dec 06, 2015 |
Make person hear word jor! Biafra is closed and dusted. If na for Syria (Assad) for don d squeeze dem already. |
Celebrities / Re: Harrysong Sings For Omotola Jalade Ekeinde (photo) by eltweezy90(m): 9:42am On Dec 06, 2015 |
At least you don sing for am, if na only guys like me out here, Harry song for no sale |
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