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Family / Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by eltweezy90(m): 10:47pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
EYIBLESSN:Second part happened to me too. 1 Like |
Family / Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by eltweezy90(m): 10:45pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
I loved the look of the Reverend fathers and told myself that I would go to the seminary when I grow up but ha!... A niqqa did grow up and change lanes. I'm happily married. 5 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power List Of Selected Applicants Is Out by eltweezy90(m): 10:14am On Nov 21, 2016 |
Please someone should help me check, my phone number is 08136863283. |
Education / Re: 3 Male Teachers At St Saviours, Ijegun Beat SS1 Student For Attending A Party by eltweezy90(m): 8:03pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
The white undies suppose stain na, see as e still fresh. ... Kai I no believe this story. That's tattooed bottom. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2016 Police Service Commission Recruitment .. Apply here by eltweezy90(m): 11:24am On Apr 01, 2016 |
samjadinero:The website is something else. Been trying it since morning. |
Romance / Re: Guy Cries Out After Lady Tricked Him Into Giving Her "Head" While On Her Period! by eltweezy90(m): 4:56pm On Mar 05, 2016 |
Half of what is written out here is bullshit, the other half constitute of lies |
Romance / Re: I Thought She Was A Friend,now She Wants Sex in return for a Favour. by eltweezy90(m): 6:37pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
230k,just for submission of project? Oboy you be scam! Is like you sef want sleep with the woman, cos all the advice wey pipu dey give you, you dey only see reasons to bleep d woman. 1 Like |
Family / Re: 15 Lies All Nigerian Parents Tell Their Children by eltweezy90(m): 12:07pm On Feb 27, 2016 |
Ebayray:Not all parents tho. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Difficult Stages In The Life Of A Nigerian Graduate by eltweezy90(m): 10:40am On Feb 27, 2016 |
[quote author=Heineken post=43245791]Hahaha...ure lucky sef. I wish that Nysc na two years. No go finish everything for that store o guy [/quote Hahaha, oboy I don wise up. I know say if the store crumble na me go enter one chance. I d protect the store with all my life until I get job o. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Difficult Stages In The Life Of A Nigerian Graduate by eltweezy90(m): 5:07pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
Heineken:I swear! If no be dis provisions store wey mumcy open for me after Nysc, I for d chew grass now like Nebuchadnezzar. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: American Ginuwin Accuses Nigerians Of Scamming With His Name,Nigerians Blast Him by eltweezy90(m): 6:59pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
Stewpid boy or is he a girl. |
Agriculture / Re: The 4 In 1 Yam A Nairalander Harvested From Her Backyard (Photos) by eltweezy90(m): 8:14pm On Feb 20, 2016 |
Which kind new yam around February? Abi na irrigation una dey use? |
Romance / Re: I Can't Ask A Girl Out Because Of My Brown Teeth by eltweezy90(m): 8:47pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Diz kind teeth go resemble tinted glass. Brother you got to own up to yourself and ask her out. Even if e no click, you go gather experience for later things. |
Politics / Re: I Didn’t Know Why I Came To Rule Now – Buhari by eltweezy90(m): 10:40am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Bugatie:He would not have succeeded. Without America or even Britain, Nigerians were simply fed up. |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Steps Out In Camouflage Pants And Sneakers (photo) by eltweezy90(m): 10:43am On Feb 05, 2016 |
MeloGistDotCom:Na so em take panel beat Davido to pulp the last time. |
NYSC / Re: Corper Impregnated By JSS2 Student In Osun State (Snapshot) by eltweezy90(m): 10:23am On Feb 05, 2016 |
Damn! What else can one say... Water don pass under bridge already. Kopa ma don carry Belle already... Lesson learnt#intercourse no get class. E fit happen BTW jss2 boy and kopa girl or the other way round. |
Politics / Re: Ogun To Commission 40 Projects For The Commemoration Of Her 40th Anniversary by eltweezy90(m): 4:36pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
If Buhari comes to Benue today, he will have absolutely no project to commission. Not even a public toilet. |
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by eltweezy90(m): 4:27pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Damfostopper:What did you just do? Stupiiid! |
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell Him That I Am Not In Love With Him? by eltweezy90(m): 4:22pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Better tell him now before he spends bumper for valentine just cos of you. Why did you say yes in the first place, you hurt him from that moment till now. My advice is this 'marry him even if you don't love him, because I believe love doesn't come into play where you are involved'. |
Crime / Re: New Photos Of 4-year-old Boy Whose Eyes Were Plucked Out By Ritualists In Zaria by eltweezy90(m): 12:43pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
kennyman2000:Kai! Diz guy don enter me. Bless you too man. |
Crime / Re: New Photos Of 4-year-old Boy Whose Eyes Were Plucked Out By Ritualists In Zaria by eltweezy90(m): 10:03am On Jan 30, 2016 |
pjosh1:Only quoted part of your write up, never quoted you. |
Politics / Re: CNN Refers To Nigeria As A North African Country by eltweezy90(m): 10:00am On Jan 30, 2016 |
CNN seems to be on they period! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Photos From The Suicide Bomb Blast In Adamawa State Yesterday by eltweezy90(m): 9:43am On Jan 30, 2016 |
Insurgency is world over. Why do we keep wailing out there like this is only happening in Nigeria. |
Politics / Re: Photos From The Suicide Bomb Blast In Adamawa State Yesterday by eltweezy90(m): 9:40am On Jan 30, 2016 |
likila:Go on, keep blaming him, keep blaming PMB. One day you will blame him for not being able to get your wife pregnant. |
Crime / Re: New Photos Of 4-year-old Boy Whose Eyes Were Plucked Out By Ritualists In Zaria by eltweezy90(m): 9:35am On Jan 30, 2016 |
kennyman2000:Which one be customized wristband sef. Make person hear word jor! Abi here resemble Alaba abi Nnewi. |
Crime / Re: New Photos Of 4-year-old Boy Whose Eyes Were Plucked Out By Ritualists In Zaria by eltweezy90(m): 9:32am On Jan 30, 2016 |
pjosh1:You fit swap places with the boy o,since you dey happy for am. |
Crime / Re: New Photos Of 4-year-old Boy Whose Eyes Were Plucked Out By Ritualists In Zaria by eltweezy90(m): 9:30am On Jan 30, 2016 |
Atmmachine:See diz IPOB guy. Who is taking about geopolitical zone here. |
Family / Re: What A Husband Needs From A Wife Is Never Sex by eltweezy90(m): 6:31pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Sex is Indispensable, it's a major bedrock upon which marriage is erected. A real man wants fidelity and respect from his woman. Humility is also welcomed. |
Romance / Re: Why You Should Marry A Working Lady by eltweezy90(m): 2:25pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
nzeobi:Houseboy part is funny... Hahaha kikkiki |
Crime / Re: Woman Flees With Fiancé’s N295.5m After Drugging Him by eltweezy90(m): 2:09pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Fifthcolumnist:He should be arrested for money laundering. |
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo Steps Out In Style by eltweezy90(m): 1:56pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
PubLlcEnemy:How you take see her a$$ from there? I d wonder weda some boys get wireless eyes. |
Car Talk / Re: #KogiInauguration: Fatal Tipper Accident At Kogi Highway (Graphic Pics) by eltweezy90(m): 1:50pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
I blame Audu |
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