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Crime / Re: Teenager Films Every Man She Sleeps With When They Doze Off by ElValiente(m): 7:32am On Feb 26
He may never see tomorrow. Ode. Many pastors sweating their πŸ‘– now grin cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Shares Video Of Burna Boy Begging Him For Cake As They Clash by ElValiente(m): 10:49am On Jan 04
You chaotic voice ruined everything. Ode
Crime / Re: Catholic Priest Shoots Boy Dead For Setting Fireworks On Church Grounds In Imo by ElValiente(m): 8:37pm On Jan 02
God giveth, father taketh. Rip to the dead.
Religion / Re: MFM’s Olukoya 2025 Prophecies: 2025 Is A Year Of Strange Battle by ElValiente(m): 10:59am On Jan 01
Yugoslavia247:
grin grin grin


Prediction

1x or over 0.5


For a country like naija na 1.01 odds

Under 1.5.. Otilo grin
Politics / Re: The Amazing Infrastructural Development Of Lagos (Pics) by ElValiente(m): 7:57am On Dec 27, 2024
DeLaRue:
Great.

But Lagos needs more trees and greenery.

Let's start with a million more trees.

Trees civilises an environment.

Partner with me. I'm a farmer in Epe.. I really want to do this 🌲 for the state that is giving me everything. Eko Tia.

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Nairaland / General / Re: To All Men Between 30-40, Name One Mistake You Have Made In Your Life . by ElValiente(m): 11:58am On Dec 26, 2024
Trust and carry my extended family for head too much. Learn the hard way.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Curses The Person Who Stole His ₦30k Fowl (video) by ElValiente(m): 8:20pm On Dec 25, 2024
Nazgul:
This is so sad. Only God knows what that pastor went through to buy that fowl only for it to get stolen.

Biko whoever took it should return it so that pastor and his family can have something to eat this Christmas.

He went through the pockets of the gullible.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: John Mahama Visits Offa, Kwara State Where He Grew Up (Throwback) by ElValiente(m): 8:25am On Dec 09, 2024
I love that town so much. I was born and raised there. Great people. Offa made my family. God, and good people of Offa. I say Thank You.
Politics / Re: Top Govt Official Backing MC Oluomo To Take Over NURTW – Baruwa by ElValiente(m): 10:49am On Nov 23, 2024
helinues:
So pe o ti lo

Baruwa will suddenly become the overnight hero of some people

They have no political direction, na anywhere belle face

grin cheesy

As long as the person is their enemy's enemy. πŸ˜‚

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NYSC / Re: FG Lifts Ban, Corpers Now Eligible To Serve In Banks, Others by ElValiente(m): 9:40pm On Nov 19, 2024
OlawaleBammie:
Ok

As a corper who will be serving in a bank, just know that u re going to serve as a marketer...unless u know Elumelu senior brother concubines grin

U go wake for sun finding customer for UBA tire grin

Something Uba do my brother in Ado ekiti that year. Women dey bank. Men dey street. Niqqa doing well now.. Servicing as consultant to multiple multinational companies. Life.

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Fashion / Re: What Cream And Bathing Soap Do You Use? by ElValiente(m): 7:17am On Nov 19, 2024
FreshGlow works magic. Team No cream.

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Politics / Re: Iconic Presidential Photos From Africa by ElValiente(m): 6:17pm On Nov 18, 2024
FerrariE:
Nice

Today is my birthday, pls say me a prayer.

Happy birthday πŸŽ‚ 🎈 πŸŽ‰ 🎈 May God bless you today and forever. Keep glowing in the Lord.
Romance / Re: Four Boys Banished For Life From Upper-Benin Over Alleged Gay Act (Photos) by ElValiente(m): 6:14pm On Nov 18, 2024
Nonexisting1:
Good riddance

Whistle πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ—‘οΈ
Family / Re: Is There Anything Wrong To Ask My Wife Weda She Messed Up While I Was Away by ElValiente(m): 8:37pm On Nov 16, 2024
You wife person wey you no trust. You be wetin. You be mumu. cheesy

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Religion / Re: Bishop Abioye Begins New Ministry After Retirement From Living Faith Church by ElValiente(m): 10:22pm On Nov 14, 2024
Blitzking:
Reminds me of the series TULSA KING

They banished my guy. He became a king in Tulsa. Love that series..

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Politics / Re: 2027: Kwankwaso’s Visit To Otti Sparks Possible Alliance by ElValiente(m): 10:53am On Nov 11, 2024
HeadNigga:
Kwankwaso is popular in Kano but so full of himself to deputize.

Deputised who? The Agulu liars. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚. True northern born will never fall for that scam. Rest abeg. grin

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Sports / Re: Sports Betting In Nigeria: Curse Or Blessing? Nigerians Speak by ElValiente(m): 10:52am On Nov 11, 2024
I was in the. It's a curse lane. Until I tried it. Paid my rent.. Bought my second car. Then I stopped. ;D2 years now. Never bet.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Botswana's First Lady, Kaone Boko, Kneels Down For Husband At Inauguration by ElValiente(m): 3:46pm On Nov 09, 2024
illicit:
Why do ibo women call their husband Oga?

As in ehn. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ The day one call her husband. Husband-man. I shock πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Moment Equitorial Guinea's Official, Balthazar Ebang Arrived In Court (video) by ElValiente(m): 8:02pm On Nov 08, 2024
The man, The myth and the Legend. grin aje

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Crime / Re: Police Affairs Minister, IGP, Udensi, Others In UK For INTERPOL General Assembly by ElValiente(m): 9:51pm On Nov 07, 2024
Blazetrailer:
That's to tell you he had a sleepless night with someone else



Equatorial Guinea πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³ πŸ˜‚
Crime / Re: Police Affairs Minister, IGP, Udensi, Others In UK For INTERPOL General Assembly by ElValiente(m): 9:51pm On Nov 07, 2024
[quote author=Ojemedad post=132771217]

Na hunger grin, T-pain still follow am reach abroad [/quote

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Crime / Re: Police Affairs Minister, IGP, Udensi, Others In UK For INTERPOL General Assembly by ElValiente(m): 7:33am On Nov 07, 2024
Niqqa just wanna sleep or go home grin

Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe, Peter Obi’s Former Campaign DG Visits President Tinubu by ElValiente(m): 8:08am On Nov 01, 2024
fuckJones:
obi will soon decamp to PDP

He has done it again. He can still do it. πŸ˜‚

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Attack On Chad Military Base Kills At Least 40 Soldiers by ElValiente(m): 4:17pm On Oct 28, 2024
EmperorCaesar:
angry

Terrorists everywhere

Worldwide Population regulation on a large scale
as covid no work. Terrorists mode activated. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
Business / Re: US Sent A Medical Aircraft To Evacuate Binance Exec, Gambaryan From Nigeria by ElValiente(m): 9:41am On Oct 28, 2024
Asquare84:
Wasted US government resource on only one single individual.
He's an asset. See High Hay. If you know you know.
Crime / Re: Opeyemi Mabawonku Caught Beating His Wife In Front Of Their Children by ElValiente(m): 9:26am On Oct 28, 2024
Try this with my daughter. And my catfish won't be fed for 2 weeks, till I dump your body into the pond.
Family / Re: Woman Abandons Husband On Their Wedding Night To Be With Her Lover (pic) by ElValiente(m): 9:25am On Oct 28, 2024
Zimbabwe πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡Ό and Kenya news ehn. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
Politics / Re: Alex Ikwechegh Slaps Bolt Driver (Video) by ElValiente(m): 9:22am On Oct 28, 2024
That side of the country ehn. Always see their domestic servants as goats. Sad.

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Sports / Re: Don Jazzy Launches Supremos FC, Joins Lagos Liga 2024 by ElValiente(m): 9:07pm On Oct 21, 2024
Great man.

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Properties / Re: Things To Avoid When You Move Into A New Neighborhood by ElValiente(m): 5:11pm On Oct 21, 2024
I don't have business with anyone. Make. Network dey, water and light plus nearby bar. Boom I'm Good.

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Crime / Re: Okada Riders Kill Policeman In Lagos by ElValiente(m): 9:03pm On Oct 19, 2024
post=132501014:
I'm Just Speechless, Back To Back BAD NEWS
Na your pay now. Remember you live bad news.. Werey of abuja.. A*s licker.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 19th October 2024 by ElValiente(m): 8:27pm On Oct 19, 2024
Mrwhite09:
my love I beg you in the name of God to unban Abba190. This is my friend,account i borrowed to plead with you. As a,loyal fan of this beautiful forum and arsenal Fc I didnt deserve a,ban till 2034

2000? And gini? πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ 34 omo πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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