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Business / Re: Binance Executive, Tigran Gambaryan Collapses In Court by Emma09(m): 4:33pm On May 23
Nigerians have taught him all the SAKAMANJE! Well done sir.
Crime / Re: Police Officer Struggles With Uber Driver in Moving Vehicle (Video) by Emma09(m): 2:45pm On May 23
God knows the amount of times he had been extorted by the evil men in Uniform. The guy decided to put an end to it that day. But, it was a very reckless and Scary thing to do by the Uber driver. I hope the Police authority arrest the polican and bring him to book.

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Travel / Re: Abuja Metro Rail To Operate Free For Two Months by Emma09(m): 2:16pm On May 23
I pity the passengers that would board the train. Bandits would soon attack it again and kidnap scores of people. Abuja people, make Una be careful o. Lolzzzzzz.
Autos / Re: 2009 Toyota Camry For Sale In Lagos by Emma09(m): 12:34pm On May 23
Hmmmmm. To buy motor these days be like a cow passing through the eye of a needle. Nice ride though and happy sales.

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Sports / Re: Atalanta & Lookman End Leverkusen's 51-Game Unbeaten Run by Emma09(m): 11:02am On May 23
Records are meant to be broken. The Bayern Leverkusen I watched yesterday was not at par with the Atalanta players. Atalanta wanted it more and they went for it. Congratulations to our very own Ademola Lookmon for the record.

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Politics / Re: Breakdown Of Federal Government 54k Minimum Wage by Emma09(m): 3:02pm On May 22
As a Government worker, I for don hear am if I no buy My korope in 2021 whey I still dey take hustle for night till date. Bus is still in perfect condition. I no carry am give one idiot why for don condemn am for me. In fact, dem Neva open the engine since when I buy am na just service, change of coil, plugs and Nozzles I don do since I buy the bus. Na my side hustle dey sustain me and family till salary come. I just pity who no get side hustle as a salary earner.

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Crime / Re: Caleb Onyemaeachi Chidera Detained, Tortured By Soldiers Over Banex Plaza Issue by Emma09(m): 4:27pm On May 21
E be like say the guy no read Wetin happen for Delta community. How could you honour Army invitation just like that? I just pray he comes out alive. Nigerian Army no dey forgive o. Dem be like cult slogan of forgiveness is a Sin. Na only civilians dem dey flex their power on. If Bandits show now, dem go dey piss for body. I now saw the reason the Villagers stood their ground when the Army wanted to go away with their elders which eventually lead to the death of the Soldiers.
Car Talk / Re: Man Crashes His New Car As Soon As He Got To His Village To Celebrate (Video) by Emma09(m): 11:56pm On May 20
IS 250 is a very wicked car. U press am small, na so E go just dey go. Village people finally caught him.
Sports / Re: Kenyan Arsenal Fan Commits Suicide Over Inability Of Club To Win EPL Title by Emma09(m): 5:08pm On May 20
It's a lie ooooooo. Na hook dem take hook the guy jersey for back.

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Sports / Re: Guardiola Is The First Ever Manager To Win Four EPL In A Row by Emma09(m): 10:37am On May 20
One of the few lucky coaches to be exceptionally brilliant. There's is a difference between being a successful coach after your footballing career and failing also. U might be a good player and become a bad coach if u become one. Ask Rooney, Lampard and co. Congratulations Guardiola!

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Religion / Re: I Struggled With Pornography – Pastor Isaac Oyedepo by Emma09(m): 8:47am On May 19
Once struggled with the addiction too. Thank God for his deliverance and determination to end it. I stopped it over 4yrs ago.

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Crime / Re: Police Deploy Officers As Soldiers, Traders Clash In Abuja Market by Emma09(m): 6:44pm On May 18
A reprisal attack by the soldiers is looming soon. I just pity the innocent traders and customers that would be there on the day of the reprisal.

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Romance / Re: When She Tells You, No Sex Before Marriage by Emma09(m): 9:10am On May 18
Thank God say I finally escaped one that year before I remarried. Babe capitalized on my being single again after 5yrs of separation. She say no sex before marriage, no be say I be sex addict o, I say no wahala. But, my instinct was telling me say this girl dey lie. On top am she too dey demand. Na so I just surprised her one day when she say she dey around wan see me na so I replied her say I dey with my woman say I no get chance to come see her for where she dey. She was shocked. Today, I am happily remarried.

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Pets / Re: Man Struggles To Catch And Tame A Very Large Snake by Emma09(m): 8:47am On May 16
One of the strongest species of snakes in the world. A python! Though non venomous, it kills its prey by squeezing them and eat them a whole. That man would have been in a great danger if the snake has curled around him.

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TV/Movies / Re: When The Epic Cartoon, Voltron Made Its Debut (Throwback) by Emma09(m): 11:19am On May 15
No episode of Voltron I didn't watch. Good old days!

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Crime / Re: Abdulwahab Magaji: Customs Officer Found Dead In Abuja Apartment by Emma09(m): 3:17pm On May 13
Maybe Nemesis caught up with him. Note, I don't have anything to do with customs cos I don't get myself involved in contrabands. But, with reports concerning these armed men, they are one of the most wicked to ever had encounter with. Well, make I kukuma type my RIP cos that human being die. RIP Officer!

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Education / Re: Kawthar Shehu Toro: My JAMB Scores Success Story – Gombe Top Scorer by Emma09(m): 1:45pm On May 13
Make Bandits sha no kidnap her and turn her to Mama pikin o. This publicity to me isn't necessary.
Politics / Re: Wike's Men march Against Governor Fubara, Visit Assembly Quarters by Emma09(m): 8:28pm On May 12
All of una dey mad.

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Phones / Re: Nokia 3310 Makes A Return After 25 Years With A New Look by Emma09(m): 10:11am On May 11
Slawormii phone. I nor know Westin e dey take the phone do sef? Maybe na keyboarding sha. Lolzzzzzz

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Autos / Re: Registered 2005 Acura MDX For Sale @ 4.8m by Emma09(m): 10:57am On May 10
9ja used car for over 4 Million? Nigerians, make Una fear God nah?

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Autos / Re: Old Model BMW 3 Series by Emma09(m): 9:57am On May 10
mycece:
Rare 3 Series
Manual
Buy & drive.
Selling as is
Inspection - Ikoyi
Price- 2.5m asking
Call 07032720592
Wicked Nigerians cashing out on this evil economy. Oga bros, abeg carry this car go owode onirin make dem butcher am. How can you put this Methuselah here for 2.5M? This is wickedness. Lolzzzzzz.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 1) On 8th May 2024 by Emma09(m): 8:46pm On May 08
How I wish this would be a repeat of the 2013 final between Dortmund and Bayern so that they can revenge against Bayern and win the Cup for a second time in Thier history.

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Sports / Re: Man Brings Calabash To Bet Shop So He Can Win A Bet (Video) by Emma09(m): 8:42pm On May 08
Idiot! Baby na ur mate? By the time Baby deal with u, I go even chop gbese set and Cashier go seize Ur calabash and phone. Lolzzzzzz

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Business / Re: What Happened To Me At The Bank Today by Emma09(m): 12:24pm On May 04
Similar reason made me to Abandon my First Bank account. I received a message saying my name doesn't match and they said my Account would be blocked. Ma so I sha comot all the money wey dey inside come go the bank. I was to to go do a news paper publication of am error that was made by the Account officer when opening the Account. BE spelt twice. O have been using it like that not until I was messaged. When I heard news paper publication, na so I just said to myself say Account number remains dormant. Na so I go open Access Bank account immediately I comot for First Bank. No time for Nonsense!
Crime / Re: Okechukwu Osuji Extradited From Malaysia After Being Found Guilty Of Scam by Emma09(m): 1:27pm On May 03
Say no to TRIBALISM. Same headline before now with a New caption. Nairaland, Una no dey tire for tribalism?
Career / Re: Lady Earning N360K Sacked For Not Meeting Monthly Target Of N300M by Emma09(m): 12:42pm On May 03
This is seriously serious.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Extradited From Malaysia Convicted For $6.3m Fraud In US by Emma09(m): 11:57am On May 03
As I hate tribalism which is one of the bedrock of this Noble forum, I hereby say that Okechuckwu Osuji is welcomed to the US where He would meet with his Colleague in the person of Hush puppy in prison. Happy days in prison.

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Politics / Re: Repentant Boko Haram Members Invade Police Station In Borno by Emma09(m): 11:42am On May 03
I fear the headline o. Invade keh? To do what exactly? Lolzzzzzz. Very misleading headline.
Crime / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Toheeb Eniafe Shot Dead Over Argument At Petrol Station In Lagos by Emma09(m): 6:03pm On May 02
One thing I said to myself about this current fuel scarcity is that I will park my vehicle not until the madness is over. This is what I have done since Monday. I cannot come and be killed by an UGM in this Lagos. Lai lai.

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Health / Re: Help Me Confirm If I Am HIV Positive by Emma09(m): 1:18pm On May 02
Pédophile Everywhere. Spots!
Politics / Re: He Will Need An Interpreter As Gov – Shaibu Shades PDP Candidate, Asue Ighodalo by Emma09(m): 9:15am On May 02
Sore looser. E still dey pain u bros.

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Technology Market / Re: Post Your Scrap/dead/faulty Phones For Sale Here by Emma09(m): 3:03pm On May 01
anungangampu:

Lol Wetin I wan use am do.
Aboki condemn don buy am 1k. Lolzzzzzz. All these London used phones wet be say dem be risk. Most of them na refurbished for here. I don buy new redmi 13C sha.

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