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Phones / Re: MTN Network Is Poor! by Emmxyl(m): 2:56pm On Mar 14
Very, very bad at my end o!
5G acting up and working less.
Autos / Re: Pictures From Nigeria’s First Keke Rally Organized By Stallion-Bajaj by Emmxyl(m): 12:08am On Sep 29, 2020
Kobicove:
In almost all the pictures the tricycles are stationary

Is it a rally or an exhibition? undecided

I was about asking the same question o!
Politics / Re: Pictures From Armed Forces Remembrance Day In Enugu by Emmxyl(m): 9:22am On Jan 16, 2020
NaijaOlosho:
cheesy

What's Father Mbaka Doing there??

You need glasses; seems you are the only one seeing him there. Go & hide, please.
Politics / Re: Olusegun Adeniyi Ambushed By Boko Haram by Emmxyl(m): 7:17am On Jan 09, 2020
KingAzubuike:
Theatre commander who took to his heels and run behind his seargents and warrant officers for protection is that one a theatre commander.

Be sure of what you write. Were you on ground to know he took to his heels?
Sitting in the comfort of your room and be writing what you are not sure.

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Education / Re: FUTO 2019/2020 Post Graduate Program by Emmxyl(m): 4:00pm On Jan 06, 2020
Please house, who knows when the institution will publish the list of successful students for the 2019/2020 Session, please.
Education / Re: Ugwuanyi Lays Foundation For Samuel Maduka's Entrepreneurial University by Emmxyl(m): 5:13am On Jan 05, 2020
Ndibunna:
Ugwuanyi is a loads of blessings to Enugu state.

Your senatorial seat is reserved for you come 2023.

Best Governor in Enugu state so far.
***Smiles***
Which part in your village are you reporting from to label him the best Governor in Enugu State so far.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Hoists The Red Flag Which Is A Traditional Symbol For War by Emmxyl(m): 4:58am On Jan 05, 2020
Vortex369:
America will shoot down the flag and nothing will happen. grin

They should start the war abeg.

Life is so boring without some war games.

You don't stand to gain anything in war though not sure you have ever witnessed one. No elder ever prays for war not for your country or any other country.
Politics / Re: Dangote Receives Governor Ihedioha In Lagos (Photos) by Emmxyl(m): 10:09am On Dec 04, 2019
Adaowerri111:


Guy is as useless as Rochas okorocha

For me, though not from the State but has visited the State a number of times recently; The Governor has really embarked on so many road construction projects.
I believe he is really working towards transformation of the State. All the people needs is to be patient with his administration.
Business / Re: Pos: Fuel Stations To Charge N50 On Product Sales From Dec 1 by Emmxyl(m): 8:36am On Nov 26, 2019
It has been on for over 3weeks or so at my location. It's no longer a new story. Just that the charges are becoming worrisome.
I prefer to buy with cash these days because the N50 can really scatter the balance on your account.

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Romance / Re: She Keeps Insisting On Having Sex Without Protection by Emmxyl(m): 7:11am On Nov 21, 2019
Fountainofyouth:



It really beats me that a guy, at the climax of arousal and urge, would really not have the sex raw, no matter the consequences.

You are very funny o! Which climax!
My guy don't do it o! It's a booby trap!

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Education / Re: FUTO 2019/2020 Post Graduate Program by Emmxyl(m): 7:04am On Nov 21, 2019
Jaydchukwuemeka:
I applied also.. No information yet.. They should please do and release list.

Let's hope that the institution will do the needful soonest.
Education / FUTO 2019/2020 Post Graduate Program by Emmxyl(m): 3:12pm On Nov 19, 2019
Who knows when the Institution will release the list of successful students for the program. I applied and yet to hear any news from the Institution.
Politics / Re: The Lies Against Enugu Governor Should Be Disregarded - Arc. Obinna Eneh by Emmxyl(m): 9:43pm On Jun 07, 2019
Darlenelove:
The problem in Nigeria is that whenever truth is revealed, those deceiving and manipulating this unworthy governor of Enugu state, a man whom i have seen to be a coward will first come to impound lies to deceive the gullible governor who seems, doesn't even understand what is governance. Enugu state governor, Ugwuanyi remains the worst governor in Enugu state.

His administration is only busy sharing money among themselves, looting the treasury on broad day light including the incoherent governor who doesn't know how to manage the public funds and lay a good legacy.

Infrastructure is totally zero under this administration. Chimaroke and Sullivan both did a great job in making Enugu a great state. Go to Abakpa Nike, you will be wondering if this governor knows what he's doing self.

No single road has been developed in Abakpa Nike Enugu. I visited a friend who lives at a place where place places called Ifoh layout Abakpa Nike, i was shocked how badly the road is. At the back of Ifoh layout, is Emene Airport in Enugu. This governor could not think about linking up the road from Texaco through Ifoh to Emene and make a name for himself.

This governor is busy stealing lands even claiming Enugu state lands into private land. Enugu is in SHAMBLES under this administration. My understanding is that Ugwuanyi is not fit and prepared to govern. He lacks the intellect to usher new development in Enugu state.
God Bless You.

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Romance / Re: June Members by Emmxyl(m): 10:48am On Jun 07, 2019
frankkydee:









That's today oo, pls lets celebrate our brother here. Wish him a happy birthday. You also send him gift too wink
Thanks. It was a fun-filled day.
Romance / Re: June Members by Emmxyl(m): 8:57pm On Jun 02, 2019
June, 3rd
Abakaliki.
Properties / Re: Landlady Discovers Dirty State Of Toilet After Dirty Tenant Moved Out (Graphic) by Emmxyl(m): 7:17pm On May 27, 2019
This cannot be a living human being's toilet. It's an abandoned building, please..
Politics / Re: Stay Away From My Adoration, Fr Mbaka Warns Politicians by Emmxyl(m): 11:38am On Mar 14, 2019
Gandollar:
Mbaka is a fraud.

He just gazes the mood of the people and use it to fashion his stupid prophecies and claim God told him.

Well his prophecy about Hope uzodinma has exposed him for the fraud he is.

To finish the fool off, dig into his private life and fish out a sex video of him and his Eucharistic sisters.and boom!

Na wah o! How sure are you? Let's choose our words wisely o!

I might not be one of his fans but sometimes we can read and just pass-by, please.
Politics / Re: Stay Away From My Adoration, Fr Mbaka Warns Politicians by Emmxyl(m): 11:36am On Mar 14, 2019
Gandollar:
Mbaka is a fraud.

He just gazes the mood of the people and use it to fashion his stupid prophecies and claim God told him.

Well his prophecy about Hope uzodinma has exposed him for the fraud he is.

To finish the fool off, dig into his private life and fish out a sex video of him and his Eucharistic sisters.and boom!

Na wah o! How sure are you? Let's choose our words wisely o!
Career / Re: Enrollment Into The Nigeria Institution Of Safety Engineering by Emmxyl(m): 9:22pm On Feb 13, 2019
How can one enrol at the moment, please?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Data Collection Agent by Emmxyl(m): 10:48am On Jan 10, 2019
paschalmemos@yahoo.co.uk
Sports / Re: Man Slams Chichi Igbo: "You Don't Have A Dick, So You Can't Be Us" by Emmxyl(m): 11:05am On Feb 03, 2017
Na wah o!...Her body even tight pass mine o!...except she ain't gat a d**k wink
Sports / Re: Man Slams Chichi Igbo: "You Don't Have A Dick, So You Can't Be Us" by Emmxyl(m): 11:04am On Feb 03, 2017
Na wah o!...Her body even tight pass mine o!...except there is no d**k

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Romance / Re: Dirty Sex Phrases To Turn Your Man On by Emmxyl(m): 10:00am On Jan 14, 2017
Paulpaulpaul:
Men are always on, just flash him your firm boo.bs

We really don't need the phrases smiley
Education / Re: Important Abbreviations You Might Not Know by Emmxyl(m): 5:13pm On Jan 13, 2017
Wow!...Most of them I don't know o!...Good Job
Romance / Re: How Do You Tell A Girl U Want Sex without saying sex?? by Emmxyl(m): 2:28pm On Jan 12, 2017
FreeSpirited:
Maintain very strong eye contact, give some sexy smile, let your eyes shuttle between her eyeball and lips...don't ever look away....focus on the eye contact....soon she will start losing concentration on what she's saying, she will start chatting offpoint..she will get heat up...get closer and proceed with action coupled with sweet words and sexy manly voice....the end

Na lie o!...That one na for babe wey be Ajibo o!...If e come be local champion, nko?

The question go be, "Why you dey look me like that!"
Romance / Re: How Do You Tell A Girl U Want Sex without saying sex?? by Emmxyl(m): 2:26pm On Jan 12, 2017
Mcowubaba:
1) Baby stay naa, don't go it's already late (when she comes to visit you and she is about going nd you have not seen any Skin except her face, hands and legs)

2)she calls you on phone, you tell her "baby I have just been missing you so much, I don't understand self, I love you so much, when will you be free, let us hang out"

3) Invite her over to your house, and present her a very good gift, this works like magic, she will be wet immediately, she will initiate Coitusss without interuptussss, she will ride out your life.

4) This one works more than Magic, just propose to her, as far as she agrees, my brother, my brother, you will be bangedd, I repeat, you will be banged, she will do Thesis work on top your body.

5) If you guys just started the relationship and she is still doing strong thing, Tell her you want to see her parents, probably buy something Nice for her Mother and loved ones, Master u will be given a f<ck.

6) Invite her to come and cook for you, when she comes, help her out with the preparation, then when she starts cooking, probably standing in the kitchen cutting something or putting ingredients, go to her back side, give her a grip (back hug) , back massage, remember with your joystick directly fixated to her bum bum, then whisper softly to her ear, "baby you're so hot, sexy, a wonderful cook, best cook I have ever seen, wow, I can't remember the last time I perceived such aroma, I really appreciate your love " then give her a kiss on her ear nd side cheeks, remember you're still at the backside location. Oga fu*ck is your only portion that day, but remember to bring the food down ooo, before Una start to avoid stories that BURN the heart.

If the above don't work, now listen attentively
Get down on your knees, place your left hand on your joystick then your right hand on your head. Say after me
"Any witch craft, any village person, any evil spirit, any ancestor, that has sworn I will continue to be among the Vaseline crew, die by fire, die by fire x7


Mehn what I'm even saying, this Jack Daniel's never clear for my eyes finish

You are too funny o!

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