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Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Kim Kardashian With 2face And Dare At The LLAM Concert by EmperorSpecie(m): 11:37am On Feb 18, 2013
sammynaijaguy:
too bad for you you can even spell your country name well and you are here adivising a world citizen i shake my head for your parent smiley lipsrsealed

Guy, e b lik say U̶̲̥̅̊ worse Ooº°˚. Kettle calling pot black...SMh..!!!!
Car Talk / Re: Man Builds Light Aircraft In Bayelsa by EmperorSpecie(m): 6:47pm On Jan 29, 2013
yuzedo: And he learnt aerodynamics and all the complicated physics that goes into making a safe and functional aircraft from where?
This is jokes i tellya!
undecided

Sims U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt knw wat TALENT iz
Education / Re: Nicknames Your Teachers Were Given In School And How They Earned It. by EmperorSpecie(m): 11:44am On Jan 23, 2013
My physics teacher bck in d days ws called MR. JULIUS 'BEGGAR'. Omo, d man dy tax students die.
if him call U̶̲̥̅̊ enta lab, mk U̶̲̥̅̊ knw say U̶̲̥̅̊ must drop.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On 19th December 2012 by EmperorSpecie(m): 11:28pm On Dec 19, 2012
ezesun: Do you know something? I'v been viewing this topic and don't know what to post and when to post it. I think this is the right time to post whatever i wanted to. Stop abusing torex pls, stop abusing him. He had achieve what he wanted to. Let's face our problem.

Tel dem ooooo. A world cup winner, 2 euro winner's medals, champions league, fa cuP. Golden boot, 3rd best player in d world. Spain's 3rd highest goal scorer etc. Even d much cherished drogba wil b jealous of his CV.
So haterz bck up. Dt dude hs natin to prove to d world as lng as futbol is concerned.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds Vs Chelsea (1 - 5) On 19th December 2012 by EmperorSpecie(m): 11:19pm On Dec 19, 2012
dopeJemi: see d cheap goaL wey torres score and he dey happy anyhau



Smh
embarassed

Go ask yakubu. Den U̶̲̥̅̊ go knw wats up!! MUMU
Religion / Re: Is It Right For Jonathan To Kneel At Redeemed Camp by EmperorSpecie(m): 10:44pm On Dec 17, 2012
[quote author=pimp_lucious ]

I'm assuming u didn't read my earlier post... As a private citizen he can crawl on the road before any Imam or Pastor I won't make a comment of that. But, as my President, his religion and religious practice has to be his private business away from public glare. If he chooses to lick Adeboye's anus inside his Aso Rock room, that's not my business but not this rubbish in well-publicised religious jamboree as this. It's a very ridiculous sight to behold. It potrays a foolish President and an arrongant Pastor! The sensible thing would have been for BOTH OF THEM to go on their knees in prayers if indeed they were before God and not the President kneeling like some sacrificial lamb before a mere mortal!


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spirit world rules d physical world. spiritually, adeboye iz superior to jonathan ]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Juventus Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 20th November 2012 by EmperorSpecie(m): 11:15pm On Nov 20, 2012
chrisley024: Nw u c d wk of Mikel. Wen he left d midfield was neva d same n goals startd comin.

Shutup, if U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt kmw wat to say. Chelsea were 2 goals dwn already wen mikel ws tken off.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool 1 - 1 On 11th November 2012 by EmperorSpecie(m): 8:18pm On Nov 11, 2012
Saintsquare: Chelsea is in dare need of a reliable striker

Somtims I dy wonder hw som pple dy watch ball, U̶̲̥̅̊ dy blame torres bt U̶̲̥̅̊ 4get say mata, oscar nd mikel suppose kil d game with one-on-one wey dem miss. Infact tel M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ how many meaninful goal scorin opportunity our midfielders create for torres. Chelsea's problem aint torres, we jxt nid a sneijder/modric/alonso/gerrald type of midfieder wey if pick out torres runs, until den notin for us. Even if we buy falcao d same tin go happen to am.
Romance / Re: Things You Will Never Do In A Relationship Again? by EmperorSpecie(m): 12:12pm On Nov 11, 2012
dapachez: Will be less emotional,not showing so much care and be less open. Bottomline if anyone wants you to be part of their life you don't need to fight to be there they just make you part of their life.

GBAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Shakhtar Donetsk Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 23rd October 2012 by EmperorSpecie(m): 9:40pm On Oct 23, 2012
Keneking: FT cheskli lose

Not jxt torres almost all d chelsea players played badly. Anyway Up Chelsea.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Vs Chelsea (2 - 4) On Saturday 20th October 2012 by EmperorSpecie(m): 7:52pm On Oct 20, 2012
pro01:

A striker that consistently fails to convert clear chances is as poor as it gets. His job is to score goals, not to dance Spanish Makosa all over England. We have enough beautiful 'dancers' already (Mata, Oscar and Hazard). Make Torres go die abeg. The guy dey make me vex.

Akpa amu, U̶̲̥̅̊ aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ not a football fan. I jxt dislike chelsea fans lik urself!!!! El nino for life, danny, moses, falcao are no match for him anytime, anyday.
Giv d guy a brk, lst season he wsnt scorin una complain, nw I'm dy score U̶̲̥̅̊ dy open ur gutter dy yarn say I'm dy dance!!! FOOL!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Vs Chelsea (2 - 4) On Saturday 20th October 2012 by EmperorSpecie(m): 7:46pm On Oct 20, 2012
CFCfan: New stat: Mata scored more than one goal in a match for the first time since April 2011, when he did so for Valencia against Villareal.
Source: BBC

Guy shttappp abeg, U̶̲̥̅̊ no watch nordsjaeland vs chelsea. Mtcheewwww. U̶̲̥̅̊ wan com bobo us??
Romance / Re: Are Girls Afraid To Be Seen Without Makeup? by EmperorSpecie(m): 10:36pm On Oct 15, 2012
Orikinla: Lest we forget, using hair extensions is also part of makeup o.
Imagine the girls without their wigs, etc.

If U̶̲̥̅̊ wan knw fine chick, go her house veri early in d mornin wen she jxt wake up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: FC Nordsjaelland Vs Chelsea (0 - 4) On Tuesday October-2-2012 by EmperorSpecie(m): 10:37pm On Oct 02, 2012
fredoooooo:

dont mind the he.diot , he just hold on to the ball unnecesarily , delaying counter attacks all the time , so annoying angry angry

Torres had a hand in 3 of chelsea's goal today, though he didn't score he had a very gud game. Una no sabi watch ball at all. He is a better footballer dan Drogba.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: FC Nordsjaelland Vs Chelsea (0 - 4) On Tuesday October-2-2012 by EmperorSpecie(m): 10:35pm On Oct 02, 2012
fredoooooo:

dont mind the he.diot , he just hold on to the ball unnecesarily , delaying counter attacks all the time , so annoying angry angry

Sori to say, U̶̲̥̅̊ guys are FOOLZ, Torres had a hand in 3 of chelsea's goal today, though he didn't score he had a very gud game. Una no sabi watch ball at all
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Technical & Brain Teaser Questions Asked During Job Interviews by EmperorSpecie(m): 12:40pm On Sep 22, 2012
hardbody: I have tons of these brain wrackers in a compendium of Logic texts, although it is in soft copy. Any interested NLander can send an email and I will send a copy to them. Although I must confess I never read beyond the first few pages. Fortunately I am gainfully employed and so would not b needing those question and answer sessions. Before I forget, Accenture embarrassed me with one of those questions way back in time, I felt very stupid when I got home and realized I goofed.

aksegla@yahoo.com. Fank in advance.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Technical & Brain Teaser Questions Asked During Job Interviews by EmperorSpecie(m): 12:39pm On Sep 22, 2012
aksegla@yahoo.com
Celebrities / Re: Davido Flaunts His Gold Jewelry On Twitter by EmperorSpecie(m): 7:09pm On Sep 11, 2012
Kelvinj: well make una leave the boy make him display him fake gold nah....


Beefers, mk all of una go kpeme, d guy jxt tk ordinary pix una dy open una gutter dy yarn dust. Abeg M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ no see any qualms with him pix jor. Davido, natin do U̶̲̥̅̊ joor

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Politics / Re: Clifford Orji Alleged Cannibal Dies In Kirikiri Prison by EmperorSpecie(m): 4:54pm On Aug 19, 2012
patholaw: He waz even lucky 2 have lived dis long...
GBAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Health / Re: Using Tissue Or Water After Toilet, Which Is More Hygienic? by EmperorSpecie(m): 7:14pm On Aug 13, 2012
jamp: Hello house.
I want to which one is more hygenic as I see some educated people using water after toilet. There is dis man in lagos with all his education n money u can not see tissue in his house.

So house I need answer
Na H2O sure pass o
Jokes Etc / Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by EmperorSpecie(m): 7:12pm On Aug 13, 2012
[quote author=naturalwaves]Hi friends,I saw this funny question and just decided to share it;
The expression 'google it' has become a common and sometimes,sarcastic response to a random question.But really,what are those questions google cannot answer?
Here are some funny responses;

*Why is 'X' and 'Y' always missing in mathematics?
*Who ate the little piece of apple in iphone?
*Day and time of Jesus second coming.
*How many grains of sand are on planet earth?
*When will Chris Okotie win presidential election?
*Who will be Nigeria's dream president?
*What is under Jonathan's hat?
Feel free to add yours and continue the fun![/quote

Na wa ooooooooo!!!!
Crime / Re: Cultist Hacks 300 Level Student To Death In Warri by EmperorSpecie(m): 7:06pm On Aug 13, 2012
ortopazz: wish they were were pictures to really paint the story more

Abi oooOooo!!!!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend In My House Tonight (With My Parents) by EmperorSpecie(m): 6:41pm On Aug 12, 2012
Easykel21: Guys, what am I to do? My girlfriend is coming over tonight, and my parents are at home. Whenever we are together in such situations, we do romantic stuff, but now that I've got her in ma house with ma parents, what will I do?
Na inside one room apartment u and your pop man dey stay? Just curious!!!!!
Politics / Re: There Will Be No More Power Outages – FG by EmperorSpecie(m): 6:37pm On Aug 12, 2012
habumaks: In my area we have not had light for more than three days now. What are they saying?
na inside jungle u dey live? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Man City - (2 - 3) Community Shield 2012 On 12th August by EmperorSpecie(m): 6:32pm On Aug 12, 2012
Havilah93: lamps no dey see again?
shatap there

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