The suppose received message is at sender side .instead of receiver side.
You can't fool everyone....if you're smart enough you will understand what am saying.
This is all for fun.

DamnnNiggarr:
My Bossom childhood friend was financially down and needed financial assistance because his landlord was suffocating him with his constant nagging. So he contacted me as his old guy and and told me the situation on ground and requested for financial assistance from me. I didn't hesitate in sending him the money which he summed up with the one he had and cleared his house rent.

So, this afternoon, his wife texted me, and in her text, she thanked me for the assistance and requested to pay me a visit and and help me with some of my chores since my wife is in Bayelsa. From the very moment I set my eyes on that text, I haven't been myself knowing fully well that one thing may lead to another during her visit/stay.

That my guy is so dear to me and we treat each other with utmost respect so for this reason, I wouldn't like to loose that respect and trust. This woman is anticipating my response, according to her.

Please house, how do I discourage her from visiting me in my wife's absence without it looking as if I'm avoiding her? What does she want? Who has been in this type of situation and how did you resolve the issue without creating enmity?

UpInTheSky:
Her offer is unecessary and uncalled for. Just texting him to thank him should've sufficed. His dealings are with his friend, not her, so offering to come [her choice of spelling of the word is weird sef] over to help with chores is unecessary. OP is a married man and his wife can help him figure out all that, not her. Even if he were a single man, bachelors know how to take care of themselves without allowing their friend's wives over to their home to supposedly help do their chores. Weird.

If the husband isn't aware of this text, I doubt he would be pleased his wife wants to go to his friend's house to do whatever. OP himself has a wife and I doubt that she too would be okay with this. It's all shades of unecessary.

This is the most reasonable reply I have seen so far.. her text was a bit off.

I will this year ...I believe.
Not just believing, it's counting.................

I have been saving 1k everyday since January.. Lemme see if I can keep up till December.

The inner side of the pot says it all.... Nicely purchased.

Alpha team.. Do you read me? A soldier is about to go down, initiate plan B.. Improvise in 10 sec. Over and out..

At least you have a face... What a headstart.

zexy2030:

Just send an anonymous message using ur laptop bulk SMS; to the man, telling him, he should come home at the suspected time to see his wife. Just be a man with what you will findout.

From caring family, no intention to break your home but its fine you know what your wife do behind your back. Shalom

Jah bless you bruh

Elock1:

Make this babe no try this thing with person way get hot temper.

Even me way e no concern dy here dy fume.. And I no even get hot temper sef.

Bros mi... I tells you, you just said exactly what's on my mind.

Things have really gone deplorable.... Am Just wondering how what they've said will help better the situation on ground.

Indirectly asking fans to get her one.
Native sense.
Two things are Involve.

Hmmmmmm, it's alllllrrrright.
Two things are Involve.

She didn't even consider the fact you agreed to return the remaining money.
Just let her be.. Refund her money.

Whiteways:
Which game be that/candy crush or what?

Game na long tin is either u toast or negotiate.

I thought am the only one doing this ��

24brains:
rogger, alpha, juliet, mission aborted. I can't kill myself.

Welcome back to the safe zone captain... You did a hell lot of job.

This just a commdy skit ���

I was once like that... Now I just flatter girls for fun.
My secret is always making a decision to do opposite of what I could have done in any situation. It works like a charm.

I will do the same...Its called love.

SmartMugu:

No mind these scientists. They said we used to be apes until we suddenly became humans, shouldnt we see apes that suddenly become humans everyday? What changed and stopped today's apes from metamorphosis to humans? Lies everywhere.

Thank you joor

Just asking how they knew it was 68 million years ago.
Who actually kept the record 68 million yrs ago for them to know it was from then

babajero:
Tell me one state in Nigeria that is sufficient in providing all that it needs, then I will tell you why they shouldn't travel.

yeah you're totally right but our government has fail on their duties, who knows if this is the only means of catering for themself and children at home. Sending them back without test isn't the the best thing to do.

I wonder the next level this animals will upgrade their adventures to, firstly it ebola (bat) money pox(monkey) bird flu (birds) laser fever(rat).Now snake and his cohort are now swallowing million of naria, if this animals can help us swallow all these corrupt politicians i think naija go better small.

Soon they will launch operation mosquito strike

Just speechless