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Politics / Re: Police Helicopter Threatening My Life- Fayose by EnglishPolice(m): 9:31am On Jul 19, 2018
If Fayose actually wants Eleka to be Governor, this is the best time to do it. Since he is unhealthy and incapacitated at the moment, he should resign, let Eleka become a substantive Governor, by so doing, Eleka will rule for about 60 days as Governor before Fayemi comes in.


Will Eleka forget Fayose for this? No. This will also make Eleka enjoy all the benefits of a Former Governor.

What do you think ? �

Sense no go kill me, walahi. Make I ��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂run comot before Fayose say na me wunjorr him for neck!!!

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Politics / Re: Meet Bisi Adeleye Fayemi: Biography Of Ekiti State First Lady In Waiting by EnglishPolice(m): 9:08am On Jul 19, 2018
If Fayose actually wants Eleka to be Governor, this is the best time to do it. Since he is unhealthy and incapacitated at the moment, he should resign, let Eleka become a substantive Governor, by so doing, Eleka will rule for about 60 days as Governor before Fayemi comes in.


Will Eleka forget Fayose for this? No. This will also make Eleka enjoy all the benefits of a Former Governor.

What do you think ? �

Sense no go kill me, walahi. Make I ��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂run comot before Fayose say na me wunjorr him for neck!!!

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Politics / Re: "Include My Ferrari In My Car Collection" - Dino Melaye's Fake Twitter Account by EnglishPolice(m): 3:14pm On Jul 17, 2018
When there is no rule of law

Where people gat no conscience


When the masses are blinded by religious and ethnic divide


When we are after political party and not the individual


When we can't call a spade a spade due to selfish interest


When we refuses to learn



THIS IS WHAT WE'LL GET AS A LEADER

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Politics / Re: "Include My Ferrari In My Car Collection" - Dino Melaye's Fake Twitter Account by EnglishPolice(m): 3:13pm On Jul 17, 2018
When ther
Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju Blames PDP And Fayose Over The Loss Of Ekiti Election by EnglishPolice(m): 9:05am On Jul 15, 2018
newbie2018:

but I am not even Nigerian... so?


You just confirmed you are a coward. Denying your kinsmen just like your coward forefathers Ojukwu and Nnamdi Cownu

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Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju Blames PDP And Fayose Over The Loss Of Ekiti Election by EnglishPolice(m): 8:52am On Jul 15, 2018
newbie2018:

but this is about yoloba people this is about ekiti... so why not?

I'm not disappointed cos I expect little from a flat headed pig.

The flatter head the smaller the brain

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Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju Blames PDP And Fayose Over The Loss Of Ekiti Election by EnglishPolice(m): 8:47am On Jul 15, 2018
shevchenko:
Yoruba people are like that
Political prostitues

No wonder Okadigbo called them proverbial cowards

While the yam legged pigs of potopoto land are very bad wailers.

I'm surprise you called Yorubas cowards, when you have people like Ojukwu and Cownu Nnamdi.

Stupid Developers

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Romance / Re: Conjugal Bliss Of A Niralander And His Angel!!! by EnglishPolice(m): 6:14am On Apr 12, 2018
The invitation



Lalasticlala

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Romance / Conjugal Bliss Of A Niralander And His Angel!!! by EnglishPolice(m): 6:05am On Apr 12, 2018
You are all invited...


Pls wish us best of luck and happy married life.


Mynd44
Seun

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Crime / Re: How They Tried To Dupe Me Through Recharge Card Scam by EnglishPolice(m): 5:56am On Mar 30, 2018
This same baba Olaifa with his horrible voice has duped me 5k.

Up till this moment I couldn't tell any of my close relatives cos they use to c me as one of the smartest guy around.

I mumu sha....

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Crime / Re: What Would You Do If Your Son’s Teacher Caught His Hands Off As Purnishment? by EnglishPolice(m): 12:37pm On Mar 29, 2018
I'll just stop imagining!


So I'll do nothing cos it will not happen.
Crime / Re: Husband Left Heartbroken As His Wife Goes Missing In Abuja by EnglishPolice(m): 12:32pm On Mar 29, 2018
[quote author=AllNews post=66257421]The worst part is she have a phone.

May she be found in one piece and in peace
Crime / Re: Car Wash Attendant Sells Client’s Car To Finance His Wedding In Abuja by EnglishPolice(m): 9:10am On Mar 29, 2018
See him face like monkey own.

The owner of the car should marry the said wife free of charge while the thief should enjoy his only (holy) matrimony behind the bar.
Romance / Re: Lady Removed Sex From Her Relationship For 4 Months And This Happened by EnglishPolice(m): 6:11am On Mar 29, 2018
It's not a crime to drink garri before beans done.

So in this case u are d garri.

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Business / Re: Name That Thing(s) You Bought And Later Regret Buying. by EnglishPolice(m): 11:15pm On Mar 28, 2018
fancy4eve:
sorry about dat, but wit tym u will get ova her ohk
Hope I can.... I'm getting married in the next three weeks, but I still can't get over her!

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Business / Re: Name That Thing(s) You Bought And Later Regret Buying. by EnglishPolice(m): 10:34pm On Mar 28, 2018
Used my hard earned money to cajole (buy) a lady into loving me. Now she has left me with a high bp.


Always regret knowing her

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Crime / Re: Rapist Freed After Agreeing To Allow Sister To Be Raped By His Victim's Brother by EnglishPolice(m): 6:05am On Mar 28, 2018
Can we call this an eye for an eye?

Just imagine the level of madness from a group of humans.
Crime / Re: Houseboy Burgles Boss’ Apartment, Flees With Workers’ Salaries (photo) by EnglishPolice(m): 6:00am On Mar 28, 2018
It was the devil's work. Oga has been very nice to me. I don't know what came over me.

That's their normal line and lame excuse.

No matter how nice you treat a pig it will still go to the dump site for dirty food.
Crime / Re: Is This Murder Or Suicide? (picture) by EnglishPolice(m): 4:58pm On Mar 27, 2018
It is morder cos a man on crutches will not use a stool to commit morder instead he will use crutches to move to the rope and not keep it beside the cupboard where it is.
More so the broken alarm on the floor near the scattered table shows that their is someone involved.
Crime / Re: Two Thieves Nabbed By, Almost Lynched By Angry Mob, Rescued By Police – PHOTOS by EnglishPolice(m): 4:40pm On Mar 27, 2018
Caption the guy on bike in the second picture:

He be like; ewoooo!!!! Na human being them beat like meat wey dem wan use do meatpie.


Pls others should give it their own caption
Romance / Re: thank you, guys by EnglishPolice(m): 4:09pm On Mar 26, 2018
Guy, you said she did not alow you to touch her? Then how is the smooching and kisses done without you guys touching each other? Pls buttress. Or is she a ghost or intangible?
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsman Caught Having Sex With His Cow In Kubwa, Abuja (Graphic) by EnglishPolice(m): 3:31pm On Mar 26, 2018
I just affirmed, certified and confirm that conji is surely and truly a bastard.
Later you'll be surprise to see a cow that is behaving like human, not knowing it was fathered by a conjiguized bastard.

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Business / Re: Entrepreneurship Is Not The Solution. by EnglishPolice(m): 3:29pm On Mar 26, 2018
babasolution:
wow! what a great write up,i love minds like this,i have always been saying this ,entreprenuership is not the solution,nigerias always look to america as a model of development that is why we harp so much on entrepreneurship forgeting other nations in europe and asia,what nigeria needs is skills for young men especially along with industries where the young men can practise this skills,from there as things go,eventually men will break out and set up their own outfits,that is where entreprenuership will pick up and the entreprenuers will set out well equipped with finance and experience.This idea of sme's and women empowerement is a scam to keep blackmen down,so blackmen will never be able to rise,this idea is sold to african leaders by the west and african leaders being stupid and selfish buy into it,it makes black men find it very hard to rise,tthey want to empower the women and keep blackmen down,in that way africa will never rise,cos any progress the women make the mass of angry incompetent poor destitute men will destroy it through crises and wars,keeping africa perpetually impoverished


Sir, you got the point.
Business / Re: Entrepreneurship Is Not The Solution. by EnglishPolice(m): 10:54pm On Mar 25, 2018
The campaigns for entrepreneurship by the developed countries to the underdeveloped and developing countries like Nigeria is a game plan to slow down our development.


Good Government policies are what we need.

Good leaders surrounded by good people with good heart is what we need.

Youths devoid of ethnic and religious sentiments is what we need.

Love and tolerance is what we need.


If we have all the aforementioned, subconsciously we'll have successfully private businesses all around.

People will be contented and happy.


Still me 5kobo!!!
Business / Entrepreneurship Is Not The Solution. by EnglishPolice(m): 8:27pm On Mar 25, 2018
What amazes me is, every time we talk about unemployment the first thing people talk about is enterprenuership, SME's, creating business owners. I always wonder if people understand that to be a successful enterpreneur 90% of the time involve failing numerous times. Are we going to expose masses of young men and women to failure?

Does anyone understand the disabling impact of failure. Not everyone has the inner strength to get up over and over again to succeed and thats what it requires.

The madness of SME development by the various governments in Nigeria is simply an expression of their inability and lack of creative economic skills at creating jobs for the masses, so they use these SME programs as an out.

Ladies and gentlemen, Chinese people were not created as manufacturers of the world a leader devised the plan.

The Indians were not created as developers, a leader devised the plan.

The Germans we're not created with natural engine assembling skill a leader devised the plan.

There is a reason 95% of people work for 5%. It's called fear of failure.

Pushing all.our young men and women into being SME's will not reverse that order.

It has been around before man himself. We will only manage to damage their psychic and that is why they are buying so quickly into corruption.

When you cannot succeed competing and playing fair. People turn to cheating. The fear of failure is a harbinger of bad things for our future as these young men and women are placed under incredible stress to succeed as enterprenuers they will resort to doing what they see around them as key to success , corruption and cheating.

Everyday in Nigeria the natural instinct of most is to cheat. I have never seen anything like it in my life. Be it family or stranger.

You hire people.pay professional services and they steel feel the need to cheat you on pricing , worse still they think it is the proper way to do business. We have a massive problem, the scope of which I don't think we understand.

Can we please do what most nations, who have achieve greatness did.

Create jobs, develop the mind of our young into good leaders and build a foundation that will help the nation be strong and vibrant in a manner that will help put the nation first, dissuade them from being corrupt, value hard work and develop a strong sense of patriotism. We cannot side step the fundamentals of a fair and equitable incorruptible society and think anything we build will last.

In Rwanda I saw people put their bad outside the door unattended and walk into ATM gallery without fear of their bags being stolen.

We are chasing ghosts, ignoring moral bankruptcy in the society as a major issue to be addressed. We are only worsening things with these massive SME programs. Let's create jobs forsf and give people hope not desperation that comes with pressure to succeed.

Can't build a house on a foundation of soil.

Can we also stop talking about or referring to the world Bank of any of these global .institutuonas if they hold a solution or some magic wand to our problems.

The only nations that have succeeded with massive socio economic changes never took advise from these institutions.

They looked internally at their own problems and with great leaders develop their own creative solutions.

Singapore
South Korea
India
China

Again just my 2 cents.
TV/Movies / Re: REVIEW: Why #mtvshuga Season 6 Is The Best Nigerian Content I’ve Seen This Year by EnglishPolice(m): 7:49am On Mar 25, 2018
Very educative. I'll always recommend the video to any adolescents that is just stepping into puberty. The characters are near perfect.
Politics / Re: FFK Accuses Reno Omokri Of Treason by EnglishPolice(m): 5:56am On Mar 18, 2018
Give @FFK some peel of 'yam', be assured that he will sing, dance and lick ur pee. An Ife politician that is only relevant on twitter.

How I wish he would wakeup one day and realise that all the people that followed him have unfollow him on twitter.

This will enable him read his trash alone.

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Fashion / Re: Okhueleigbe Ebosetale Set To Represent Nigeria At Miss Polo International 2018 by EnglishPolice(m): 7:48am On Mar 16, 2018
How I wish her character will be half even quatre of her facial beautiful.

I wouldn't mind spending my last kobo on her. I'll forsake anybody except my family and friends.


I'm already in love.

My first time of believing love at first sight.

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Romance / Re: Microcheating, What Is It And Are You Guilty? by EnglishPolice(m): 3:20pm On Mar 13, 2018
A nice piece. I guilty of it. As I'm typing this, I'm also waiting for a reply from my married ex. Cos I replied a message from her which also required an answer. I did dat just before typing this comment.

I think majority is guilty.
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Funny Reply by EnglishPolice(m): 8:47pm On Mar 11, 2018
In Nigeria, if you drive for about 2 kilometres and you did not experience any pothole. My brother, that means there is a problem. It's either a pothole has killed you and your spirit is already driving in another developed country or you are in d dreamland.

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Crime / Re: A Mystery Couple Disappears With Neighbours Two Children by EnglishPolice(m): 7:44am On Mar 11, 2018
This case is more serious than that of Chibok and Dapchi case combined. I blame Ayomide (6 month old) for trusting a total stranger
Romance / Re: What To Do When Someone Wants Your Man. by EnglishPolice(m): 6:40pm On Mar 09, 2018
Dear Op, I think something is seriously wrong with your brain. Why is it that your major problem is only on love, relationship, partner, seex, etc. Pls use ur time in a more productive way. My piece of 'akara'.

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