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Travel / Re: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by enuk80(m): 11:18am On Jan 21
Good morning everyone. I have been given visitor visa as tourist since September. When I did my research, I discovered that it's not really easy to convert your visitor visa to work permit and even if you seek for asylum, it's not easy as well and someone may be deported back if you don't have strong claim. My question is.. how do one go about converting your tourist visa to work permit? Or should I just go through school by applying for study permit...
Travel / Re: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by enuk80(m): 11:13am On Jan 21
Bro, you are very right. I have been given visitor visa as tourist since September. When I did my research, I discovered that it's not really easy to convert your visitor visa to work permit and even if you seek for asylum, it's not easy as well and someone may be deported back if you don't have strong claim. My question is.. how do one go about converting your tourist visa to work permit? Or should I just go through school by applying for study permit...

House34:
Most people here are new applicants or agents trying to recruit clients with bogus stories. If you are an applicant, do not take any advice here as professional immigration advice. Do your own research because I live in Canada, and many people get banned and later have to look for a lawyer, which is not cheap or even just a wasted effort. People should stop attaching sentiment to immigration matters and follow the rules to avoid being banned, not relying on somebody else's friends and family storylines. I just corrected another man on another forum claiming a cleaner earns over 100k in Canada, which is 100% lies. This kind of misleading fake story makes people sell property thinking it's all rosy here in Canada. Let's be patient, do your own research, and know that some just share different fake imaginary stories here for different reasons. If you are an applicant, focus on other aspects of your life, not just online, because IRCC timelines differ. I see many planning to stay back on visitor visas, but that's another episode itself. Jobs are highly competitive in Canada due to over-immigration, so start learning the right skills that will be useful in a competitive market. Most young Nigerians arriving in Canada now lack the needed skills and struggle daily for jobs.
Romance / Re: Ever Poo-ed On Your Body When You Are Out? Share Your Experience by enuk80(m): 8:21pm On Mar 12, 2022
My experienced was back in the uni. I went to visit my school ex babe in her one room apartment with no toilet. Though, it was around 9pm and we were about having fun when I got the signal. My stomach was rumbling me and I thought I could hold on to it. My ex gf was just all over me and to be sincere I couldn't control myself again because the poo was almost coming out. So, I lied to her that I needed to go to my hostel and get something. While I left, I'm was looking for either bike or Keke because I couldn't walk any longer. If I make any slight move, the pool will come out. Thus, I saw a Keke and as soon as I wanted to enter the Keke, the poop was coming out. I told the Keke man to go and I had to poo on my body while on the road. I couldn't even walk close to people because I was smelly poo. It was a very bad experience for me.

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Romance / Re: Just Escaped Prison After Sex Now by enuk80(m): 3:23pm On Mar 06, 2022
It happened to me too. My ex gf almost died while we were having sex. I thank God i was able to survive that day
Romance / Re: Please Help! I'm Going Crazy! [photo] by enuk80(m): 7:50pm On Dec 20, 2021
Truvelisback:
I hope WP is not the cause?

Mine was as a result of woman problem. I was trying to impress my GF while trying to displeased myself. My mind was playing big game within my heart. It was a long story.

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Romance / Re: Please Help! I'm Going Crazy! [photo] by enuk80(m): 7:31pm On Dec 20, 2021
I had similar issues. Sometimes you can't stop those thoughts from coming. All you need is to have faith that nothing can happen to you. I experienced same as a result of being a fearful person. I have always been fearful and this creates negative thoughts into me. I went to the hospital and the doctor told me I'm fine. Deep down i know I'm fine but because i have excessive anxiety, i will start thinking the other way around.

I think the issue has to be loneliness, being too emotions and having some sort of anxiety performance (doubt). All these create negative thoughts and negative imagination

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Romance / Re: How To Tell If Someone Is Your Soulmate Using Math Test by enuk80(m): 9:30pm On Nov 20, 2021
It works with any number. Very fake

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Romance / Re: Help a friend to solve his family palava by enuk80(m): 9:19am On Aug 22, 2021
Op admit you are one and not your friend. Once you admit, we will all give you our advise.

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Romance / Re: Imagine What Happened Today when I Saw My Ex-girlfriend by enuk80(m): 8:19am On Jul 07, 2021
Op ur song get Cain leg o. You are trying to sound like fella, burna boy, daddy showkey and the rest of others. Try to be unique in your own way. The lyrics if the song makes no sense. There is repetition of words and the beat is off balance. Try to improve more on yourself.
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Advice by enuk80(m): 1:19pm On Jun 10, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
Listen and Listen very good,

According to your story, you're Lamentating about how your Ex Boyfriend Cheats, ... Cheating in Men means nothing to them, why, because a Man knows where his Heart Truely Lies.

Men mostly Cheat for "Sex" and thats just it, a man can have a "Diva" as a wife or girlfriend and still cheat with a woman of "Lower Status" that cannot even be compared side by side with his "Diva Wife".

A man Having Sex with another woman outside of his "girlfriend" or "Wife" is not Cheating in a man's dictionary as long as he's still performing his Responsibilities to his Family, his "Wife" or "Main Chick",..... The Real Cheating only comes in when that man starts transferring his Affection, his attention, his time and Resources to the other woman that's when "Cheating" comes into play.

Alot of Experienced Older women know this Fact I just stated up there.

Alot of females don't seem to get this, you have to have unique qualities, characters and traits for you to be ranking number one in a man's Mind to the extent that no matter where that man finds himself and even if he decides to "cheat", in his mind, the woman he cheated with, he'll start comparing her with you and those your unique qualities that captured his heart.


Haven't you asked yourself why those men that "Cheat" alot still come back to their wife and still Stick to their wife like super glue? .... it is because those "ladies" he cheats with outside have no unique character/traits that can be compared to his wife's own unique character/traits, that's why despite being a "Cheat", he still comes home back to his Wife and still performs his Responsibilities.


If you doubt what I said, if you have a good relationship with your mother ask your mother "how many times your Father Cheated on her since the got married", ... If your mother is honest, she will tell you the truth, and tell her to Educate you more on what I said above.


Alot of Married Women know their Husband Cheats but as long as the man performs his duties and Responsibilities in the Family, the have no problem with it.... It's only when the man stops performing his duties and responsibilities in the family, all Hell breaks Loose grin grin grin


Everything I wrote up there is Reality.
If you choose to continue in "Fantasy", the choice is yours.

This is so true. When a man cheats with another woman, he doesn't attach emotions to it. He sees it as normal fun and nothing more but he treasures the one he loves most and he doesn't joke with her.
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A Mad Woman : Am I Mad? by enuk80(m): 5:12pm On Mar 27, 2021
Very interesting. Bro abeg continue
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A Mad Woman : Am I Mad? by enuk80(m): 4:00pm On Mar 22, 2021
Nice write up. Continue
Properties / Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by enuk80(m): 2:00pm On Mar 12, 2021
Continue bro. I promise to surprise u at d end of d story

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Romance / Re: How Do You Feel When You Remember That You Will Die Some Day? by enuk80(m): 3:03pm On Dec 22, 2020
czarr:
I only imagine the grief my loved ones left behind would face, the pain of loosing me is of more concern to me than my death. death is just like sleep, you wake up in the morning as of you were not dead in the night!!!

I used to tell people that death is just like sleep. When we sleep, our spirit leave our body and wonder through the world (dreams). When we sleep, we dreamt and our spirit roam through the world. We wake up from sleep either when we encountered bad dreams, or we feel the urge to urinate, or someone distract our sleep or we are tired of dreaming or sleeping.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Feel When You Remember That You Will Die Some Day? by enuk80(m): 2:57pm On Dec 22, 2020
DonroxyII:
Death is not painful once it kicks in .... You will just be feeling lighter till you become emptied.... You will know you are dying but the body will automatically respond to fight the emptiness by trying to resuscitate (Re-Energise) !!


Sniper will make your death Painful ooo ... as you will pass through phases where your body will be fighting against the sniper poisons ... All hands on deck as your liver will be detoxifying the sniper until she collapsed due to overwork and can't detoxify no more ... Your intestine will move rapidly trying to eject the poison as your kidney Is also trying to sieve sniper from blood before your brain eat bad thing ...... Once your brain cells eat the sniper .. you lose sanity and Death Kicks in except with instant medical intervention.... grin ...

Dude, you will die but you go suffer as that's the point you will know the Body itself doesn't wanna Die grin ... She is a Fighter !!

Na that fight go dey make death dey pain you grin ...

A straight Bullet to your skulls will just make all your brain neurons to disintegrate in a seconds but I can't tell if you will lose consciousness instantaneously even when you seem lifeless due to the fact that your brain could no longer hold your body together .... grin ... You can't still say you feel no pain for seconds before all neurons die !!


Anyway, Death just feels like you are getting emptied. ....... Try carry 50kg of water and be pouring it in a bucket or ground ... U see that feeling when the 50kg is reducing, it becomes lighter , lighter, lighter till it got emptied ......

That's how Death feels to me when I oversmoked weed ... My Near Death Experience grin

it wasn't painful, I was just getting emptied, lifeless and all energy collapsing ... Some Drips brought back life anyway and we Movee grin

#SayNotoDrugs !!

Very funny bro. I love your assertion

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Romance / Re: How Do You Feel When You Remember That You Will Die Some Day? by enuk80(m): 2:49pm On Dec 22, 2020
This is a very powerful question. I sometimes think of this and it creates fear into me because I don't wanna die now. I sometimes think what happen after death. I wish there will be no death. I pray for long life and everyone says the same prayer

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Romance / Re: Y Do Young Girls Who Haven't Bear Any Child Av Saggy Boobs? by enuk80(m): 6:29am On Dec 01, 2020
Too much abortion does not cause sagging breast. I know of a girl who has done 4+ abortions but her breast is still firm and not sagging
Romance / Re: Sex During Period, Yay Or Nay? by enuk80(m): 6:39am On Nov 27, 2020
444crop:
Sex in general is meant to b messy.....medically, there are women who ovulate during menstrual flow and if they are the type looking for a baby, that's advisably the best time to have sex....the whole spiritual thing, me I no know

Big lie. Women do not ovulate while on period. Get your fact right
Romance / Re: If God Is All-powerful, Why Doesn't He Destroy Satan ONCE AND FOR ALL by enuk80(m): 9:35am On Nov 26, 2020
Mrscarter:


I think because he gave us free will.
He wanted us to choose him over Satan. He didn't want to force us to love him(or give us no choice)
Without evil how could we choose?
This way god knows who truly loves him of their own free will?
That's wat I think

If he wanted us to chose him over Satan, who is Satan then? This means there is more to Satan as compare to other angels in heaven. Man didn't cause the fight that broke out in heaven but we are the one who is affected today. Why should God give the earth to Satan and allow Satan to control the earth? When Christ came to redeemed us, Satan also tempted him and promised to give the earth to Christ if he bow down before him. This shows that Satan is the one controlling the earth. If so, Satan is more than an angel. Maybe Satan was also son of God just like Christ. Satan was never after God but after Jesus. He wanted to take the position of Christ
Romance / Re: If God Is All-powerful, Why Doesn't He Destroy Satan ONCE AND FOR ALL by enuk80(m): 8:05am On Nov 26, 2020
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Romance / Re: If God Is All-powerful, Why Doesn't He Destroy Satan ONCE AND FOR ALL by enuk80(m): 5:35pm On Nov 25, 2020
So many questions about God without answers.
Romance / Re: What Are Ten Truths Everyone Should Accept In Life? by enuk80(m): 11:49am On Nov 22, 2020
So true
Romance / Re: Married Man In Makurdi Sets Himself & Side Chick Ablaze by enuk80(m): 10:39am On Nov 16, 2020
According to vanguard report, the lady is dead. May her soul RIP
Romance / Re: I Want To Leave My Boyfriend For A New Guy. by enuk80(m): 5:47pm On Jul 31, 2020
Bro, I like your assertion. You nailed the truth. Girls are the most confuse creature on earth. They don't really know what they want.

donstan18:
If you are a Guy reading this, please pay attention.



You see this?



You see this?


And this?


And this too....

You see those 4 parts I highlighted? They should be the reason why you should never expect much from GIRLFRIENDS, they are just hoes parading as Girlfriends.

The earlier you understand this the better for you. Thanks!!

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Romance / Re: She Lied To Me On Her Rape Experience And This Is Happening by enuk80(m): 10:34am On Jul 25, 2020
No one is even talking about the hepatitis B she has gotten. Hepatitis B and C has no cure and it destroy the liver which lead to cirrhosis.

Op, don't ever have sex with her because of her STD. If you get hepatitis B from her, your own is finish.

I will advise you should go and test yourself for hepatitis B because you can get it through other means from her aside from sex. Once your test is negative, please take the vaccine and run for your life.
Romance / Re: She Frustrated My Life And I Sent Her A Breakup Message by enuk80(m): 9:57am On Jul 25, 2020
Op, leave her alone. Don't let your emotions eat you up. She knows you love her more and she is manipulating you with your emotions. She is seeing someone else since you said she hasn't been picking your calls and giving you excuses. You are just her option but not her choice. Someone else is doing the work better than you. And also, it seems you are this commanding type. It seems you are this kind of person that want things to be your way.

Just free her for now and don't call or text or reply her WhatsApp chat. If you call her back now of text her back now, you will lose your respect and value because you have already sent her a break up text. So, it wouldn't be nice if you call her because she will use you like football.

Just stand on your text and move on.

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Romance / Re: I Recently Got Married,i Love My Husband,but My Ex Is Better On Bed,am Confused by enuk80(m): 6:27am On May 06, 2020
Na wa o

franklingud:

Am damn serious bro
Romance / Re: I Recently Got Married,i Love My Husband,but My Ex Is Better On Bed,am Confused by enuk80(m): 7:27am On May 05, 2020
Are you serious or you are just joking?

franklingud:
Maybe it's that my ex am talking about.

The one that I fvck almost 3 hours yet she left me and got married.

She even confessed to me that she cum many times, yet she left me

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Romance / Re: Help Please My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by enuk80(m): 2:19pm On Apr 25, 2020
Na wa o.

Does coke prevent pregnancy?

Millenniumlady:
Why didn't she take coke immediately after sex since you didn't use cd ?
Romance / Is It Good To Marry Out Of Pity?please I Need Your Opinions by enuk80(m): 7:34am On Apr 16, 2020
Hello everyone,

Please, is it advisable to marry a lady out of pity provided you love her?
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Woman Who Has Been Circumcise? by enuk80(m): 2:42pm On Apr 09, 2020
Because I never wanted to waste my time. Since she doesn't have sexual urge, I saw her like a log of wood. Besides, it will take me time to try to put her in the mood. I don't want too much stress because of sex

Demor123:


You couldn't do anything with her because she was circumcised. Really?
Romance / Re: ... by enuk80(m): 11:52am On Apr 09, 2020
She may like you but she does not see you having sex with her. She enjoys how you make her feels when you touch her vital part but she does not see herself having sex with her. You are off her league in terms of sex. Such kind of girl is selfish because she is just after her sexual gratification and she does not give a damn if you cum or not.

All what you have written, has happened to me too. Though, I force myself having sex with her by all means even when she right her legs. After the sex, I told her how selfish she was.

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