A bitch wit no front teeths? How did DT happen? Was it a sucker punch to d face or wat? This is a horror story, I'll advise doggystyle when fvcking. Except u got a strong stomach

Oboy u no get work. This Ur mumu go soon do when u see say nothing comot for this Ur stupidity. Get sense and get a life. Gays and lesbians no be today. Wetin u no start no be u go finish am.

Igbo amaka...dem wan develop d mast

HomeWorldA:
Who has seen the video of them Eiye boys lighting those 3 Ayes boys in Lagos?

Drop link

Big upper body with tiny legs...what an improper fraction😆

Christistruth03:
All votes in Nigeria including in Abuja are equal

You just woke up and your fingers are on autopilot already. Tell me are you wiser than the people who drafted the constitution?

lilachiever:


I'm sure you won't say nothing if the phone blows up in your face for using a battery not initially built for the phone..

Get lost!

Guys using Umidigi bison/bison pro having bootloop issues just change ur batteries. Preferably another product batteries. That's the solution. Something these greedy/selfish axxholes selling the product won't tell u.

Nothing wey person never see before, e no get wey anything reach . If e go be make e be. Without war there can be no peace...

Deification of a drug baron, a chronic election rigger and a data forger. You see the combo of what makes up the yoruba new found god. With time Tinubu will be greater than sango or even oduduwa himself😁

GuyFawkes7:


My father na attention seeking castrated bastard

Ok

lilachiever:


Fv.ck you.

Did you come to my inbox and I refused to help?

Did you mention me on a post seeking for help and I refused to offer same?

If your answers to both questions up there are negative, then fv.ck you again. And na that Ogun go k.ill you.

I like as my post pain u. It shows guilty conscience. U want me to come to your inbox so u can scam me there u this online armed robber? Am i d only one using bison pro? Why dont u drop d solution here so other users can learn too? I dont need to mention u cuz i know u wont respond unless i come to ur scamming inbox. E no go better for ya mama as she no use black agbo take flush d sperm wey form u. Useless cretin, na to dey shout open box u sabi. Selling defective fones to naive customers. Make obatala strike ya papa wit madness if u no mention me again. Basstard!!!

I can't help but observe that there are two selfish, self centred louts on this thread who only care about selling Umidigi devices to nairalanders but don't care about helping out when those devices develop issues. To them, it's about selling the device and making money, any other thing is none of their business. I'll advice any intending Umidigi user to boycott this product. Because they'll readily sell to u all, but once any fault comes up, they turn deaf and dumb. Umidigi is a useless company with no phone repair centres available for their devices. One must not always order accessories from AliExpress for a product that is sold here in this country. As for those Umidigi vendors on this thread, na Ogun go kill una, ediots!!!

Emily22:



They don't have


It's a discussion thread, not buy and sell forum.

Check AliExpress, it's available there

Oga I asked about Umidigi bison pro battery and not Tecno or Samsung battery. Is this not Umidigi discussion thread? I wonder wether the same you that advertises Umidigi phones for sale doesn't know that it's a discussion thread and not a buy and sell forum? Better quit that thing you're smoking.

I asked for Umidigi Bison pro battery availability and price on here and none of the vendors has cared to assist with the info. So what's the purpose of the thread? Just to advertise and sell Umidigi phones with no interest to help out with it's accessories??

😅🤣😂😂😂

Number one man of what? Drop the full details. We don't owe u any link clicking obligations.

Emily22:


Not available

Ok. But how much is the battery going for if u have a clue, and when will u have it?

How much for Umidigi Bison pro battery? Cc Emily22

What Canadian loud cannot do does not exist

Litesanti:


Probably as d crowd gathered or maybe he/she is among d casualty too

Didn't u read the news?

Mennn this is bleeped up. And how the hell did the culprit escape? Did he disappear into thin air or he took off to safety with a flying saucer?

Bitch is frustrated. Guy forget her sorry ass and live your life. U don't owe her shit. If she like she should go and enlarge ur picture, put it in a frame and visit evil forest. It will only increase the volume of her frustration.

ManirBK:
pls in layman voice someone should explain to me how to download and play PSP game on my android phone.

Thiefnibu agbado cassava urchin don finally save 30k up buy android phone. Urchins shout alleluyah

Poverty plus local gun is a recipe for disaster

Enny2013:
U look lyk a man of God fah...

Those dimples on ur dp tho. Blowjób from those lips will have legendary ramifications

AllenforGOD:
what beleif are you,ok say this out loudly with a sincere heart openly.Lord Jesus i confess am a sinner and have left your path that leads to life,and i beleive am not worth to come to your presence but now lord i beleive you died on the cross and rose for my sins to be cleanse and bring intimacy btw i and THE FATHER lord i now beleive in my heart that you exists lord therefore come into my life i accept you as my lord and personal saviour lord pls give me your holy spirit that i may have a new heart and steadfast spirit father please lead me to your salvation so i can be saved,thank u for accepting and saving me in jesus name amen.get a bible and read psalm 51:1-17,and wanna know abt jesus read luke,john,matthew,about the creations of God read genesis,exodus may you be saved in jesus name amen.

You keep praying to urslf. Trust me nobody listens to that thing u call a prayer. If I should ask u what ur god looks like, u have no clue what he looks like, u just believe in an indoctrination that has existed before u were born and has been passed on by people who refused to think outside the box. Atleast an Ogun or Obatala worshipper knows what the deity looks like and when they incantate and perform rituals they get answers instantly. Can't say the same for ur god when u pray into empty space and yell in tongues and at the end of the day, ur noise won't cross the roof.

AllenforGOD:
where have u then heard of those useless and non -making sense god huh,i tell God the father in heaven lives and reigns perpetually,well to your own perspective who gave you perceptions or do you think u came to existence all your self?God exists he's my FATHER AND LIFE AND LORD,who made we and life compatible,this should be corroboration that OUR FATHER IN HEAVEN EXISTS AND PLUS READ THE BIBLE TO GRASP BETTER,but before u read accept Jesus Christ as ur lord and personal saviour,do u want to accept jesus now theres no tommorow it may be 2late accept him now<john 14:6,5:24,3:36>

Without sex between ur father n mother u wouldn't have existed so instead of thanking an imaginary being for ur existence u should rather pass the gratitude to ur parents. Trust me if ur father had worn a gold circle condom that day, u wouldn't be here trying to share the same lies you've been lying to urslf

Guy nothing go do u, I dey kick sacrifice like football for Ugbowo that year anytime my diabolical landlandy keep am outside my window. Once the nonsense start to decompose and smell inside, na to wear boot kick am like 100m away from my window

See as e resemble abobaku If care is not taken I for say e resemble ritualist