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Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Men Do This?? by ErnestR: 10:48am On Apr 18, 2021
MY GOD

Romance / Re: Only In Ashawo House Will You Hear These!! by ErnestR: 4:41am On Mar 28, 2021
lol
Romance / Re: Help! My Female Friends End Up Being Gay by ErnestR: 3:28pm On Mar 21, 2021
i am not saying you should become gay or hate women eternally i am not gay, i have fxcked and will still fxck by GODS grace but read more about women


download pdf format of tbe book "the manipulated man " by esther villar

visut www.miseducations.com

or nairaland.com/ubunja to learn more about women

YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW THESE GUYS NAIRALAND.COM/DPSYCHOLOGIST OR

nairaland.com/TheCharismaGuy
oga dont die because of pxssy ooo,

man wey bokoharam kill make sense pass one wey be simp oh

#MAYGODSAVEUS

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Romance / Re: Help! My Female Friends End Up Being Gay by ErnestR: 3:10pm On Mar 21, 2021
click this link and read
https://www.nairaland.com/6096237/red-truth/74#99903128

THE MOMENT YOU START SAYING "I WILL DIE FOR YOU"
OGA YOU DEY GO BE THAT OOO

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Romance / Re: Help! My Female Friends End Up Being Gay by ErnestR: 3:07pm On Mar 21, 2021
honestly the only thing women care abiut is the money in your pocket,

dont kill yourself about NIGERIAN women abeg

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Romance / Re: Help! My Female Friends End Up Being Gay by ErnestR: 3:03pm On Mar 21, 2021
so why are you using panadol for another persons headache?

na your TOTO?


the moment guys learn women dont care about them, the better life would be

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Celebrities / Re: I Don’t Think I Want A Child, My Vagina Won’t Go Through That Mess-shade Ladipo by ErnestR: 2:51pm On Mar 21, 2021
afi ki OLOHUN wa gba wa ni bayii
Celebrities / Re: I Don’t Think I Want A Child, My Vagina Won’t Go Through That Mess-shade Ladipo by ErnestR: 2:49pm On Mar 21, 2021
Freestainworld:
But your vagina can go through the mess of a dick

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Infinix Hot 8 Pro Available by ErnestR: 2:38pm On Mar 21, 2021
how much
Romance / Re: Delta Lady Deceives Lagos Boyfriend For Four Years. by ErnestR: 1:29pm On Mar 21, 2021
danietohbadt:
The future is female.

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Travel / Re: This is not Dubai, this is kano state (photos) by ErnestR: 12:56pm On Mar 21, 2021
please dont compare HIV with AIDS
Romance / Re: Woman Commits Suicide Because A Man She Loved Chose Her Best (photo) by ErnestR: 11:17am On Jun 14, 2020
Emotional trauma is very bad,

Its like too much jealousy in women, only me, only me, they always like to best attributes with God. Ajoke, awake, abike, arike,

No wonder many men lie that they are single after twenty children at home. When they meet the cold blood 25 year old girl and she asks them "Have you married?" They will reply : " I swear I am still single"

RIP to the dead

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Romance / Re: The Day A Man Raises His Hand Against A Woman by ErnestR: 10:02pm On Dec 30, 2019
its not good to beat your wife but women know how to provoke their husband, God said the man should beat lightly, with his cloth or not share bed with her, but since we both(the man and wife) don't follow the rule of God anymore, we are following our brains, that is why our society is in higgledy piggledy.

and marriage, love and marital life like patoranking sang in one song" this love e no be by force, if you no like make you divorce" . instead of them to be fighting everyday, they should divorce and stay in peace.

note I am not supporting divorce ooo, but as a man before you marry investigate, women even tend to know more about a man they want to date or marry than men, I met a girl at my work place and she has researched my life within a week like "what the hell?" am I an armed robber or higher killer? most guys don't check their babes background, you met a girl within a week and you are already sleeping with her, are you a dog?

marriage is good but terms and conditions apply. if you don't meet the criteria don't start to be creating a menace in the society, Rosul s.a.w said if you are capable marry, if you aren't be fasting to reduce your urge.

plenty children, plenty single mothers, plenty single fathers, divorce two months, one month after the wedding, it is not how far but how well. we all blame our leaders that they are stealing and looting our money, but in sociology, they said that the society started from the family, you meet her on the streets, slept with her on the bench ontop of the gutter and give birth to a child, who will be smoking marijuana , robbing people and causing trouble all the time like naira Marley, dino melaye, fayose, fani kayode and so on.

may be our leaders are not the problem, may be the seeds we planted are what we are reaping.

so take time to plant good seeds today. the woman you will marry is the seed, not a who.re from the brothel, like the holy bible said "a wise man builds his house on a rock but the foolish man builds it on the river side," when the rain comes, it washes it away. the woman is the foundation. no wonder the custody of the child, or the person to take care of the child is the father, after birth, breast feeding, weaning and till he reaches the ages of 7,8, till may be 12.



wee weee smokers everywhere like naira Marley (check your twitter he is even trending today self) , hoes, oloshoes slay mamas and orostitutes like tonto dike everywhere. they even said there is app now to order for home delivery now, you will just pay when she comes. imagine!!!!

lawless country, animal world, let me even spare the animals, a guy, I think here on nairaland , is it , I think its him he said " it is a disgrace to attribute madness to the animal kingdom, when it wasn't perpetrated by them" so may be the animals are even better!!!!!!!

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Romance / Re: Why Is Raw Sex Sweeter Than Condom Sex : ) by ErnestR: 9:35pm On Dec 30, 2019
if we Nigerians think more about development than we think about sex sex sex sex sex all the time I think Nigeria by now will be an advanced country

chai I am laughing like kilode!!!!! lol!!!!!!
Romance / Only In Ashawo House Will You Hear These!! by ErnestR: 5:10pm On Dec 18, 2019
Copied it somewhere, make una laugh for this week small..
Only in Ashawo house u will hear this
1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.
2. Oga do fast naa.
3. See ds osho free man, u like better toto uno wan pay money.
4. Make am 5k nah, i go Bleep u well.
5. U neva release? Haa!!!
6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch
my breast.
7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.
8. Customer, customer hw far naa.
9. Add 1k make i suck ur prick.
10. See ur small prick (chuckles).
11. Wetin naa. Since u dey do ds tin u nefa cum. Toto dey pepper me abeg.
12. Hw much u giv me wey u dey find
doggy?
13. Come I will do u well 2day.
14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.
15. Na ur mama leg u wan carry up. Abeg
respect ursef
16. Wetin u drink come?
17. Oga ppl dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.
18. No carry dat condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju.
19. Na talk u wan talk abi na Bleep.
20. Hian!!! Abeg i no dey kiss.
21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?
22. No dey turn turn me like dat biko.
23. Oga i swear if ds condom burst u must bring money for medicine oo.
24. Oga yellow, come Bleep better toto.
25. Fine boy come naa, i will do u frm back.
26. Abeg i no dey suck prick for 2k.
27. Wait make i see dat boil for ur prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.
28. Ds one don pass short time oo.
29. Oga abeg use condom, abi u wan share goloria giv me?
30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth 250, suckn breast - 300, short time - 1500, skin to skin- 10000. Overnight - 8000. If u wan me to suck prick u add 500 extra.
Why una the look me like that, no be me write am ooo
#COPIED COPIED

Credits @b0rn2fuck

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Romance / Re: What Are Your Plans For 2020? by ErnestR: 4:40pm On Dec 18, 2019
wanna be a millionaire
Romance / House Rent: As A Man What Will You Do? by ErnestR: 2:17pm On Dec 18, 2019
*A man rented a house and moved in with his family. After 2 years, the rent was increased from #400,000 to #500,000. He didn't complain because he liked the house. The following year, he couldn't come up with the money and the agent was on his neck. The wife saw what the husband was going through and decided to help. She borrowed the money and gave the husband to pay the rent. The husband was indeed very happy that his wife was so helpful and he paid back later. 2 years later, the house rent increased to #700,000 and the man became upset. So he begged the agent to introduce him to the landlord so that he could plead with him but the agent bluntly refused. The man decided to do an underground investigation to uncover who the landlord is. What he found out really shook him: The house belonged to his wife. The question is: What will you do if you were the man? Pls be sincere with your comment*

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