Pussyisgud:
Can you knack?
Just incase madam needs hot fvck in the back seat of the tinted car in traffic, can you give head?
Lastly, can you compose and drive while madam bend low and sucks your sugar cane in traffic

I understand u catching cruise about but common this is 2024, grow up and get some sense!

If u need to catch cruise go to romance or joke section, ur mates are there.

Good evening house,

Please I need your urgent opinions about being a corporate driver. What do I need to know about the interview, what questions will be asked?

Please help out with ideas of what I might be asked or to do during the interview.

I don't have experience driving an individual but I once had a personal car.

The interview is tomorrow afternoon

Thanks

westlius:

Go and make nairaland proud
We expecting a nice testimony from you

I will. Thank u sir

tosbobby:
Best of luck.

thank u very much sir, God bless you. I almost lost hope. I appreciate it

Please I would appreciate any amount. Atleast I can honor one of these interviews

Here is my acct details

Chicagograduate:
What if it turns out to be GNLD?

it's not gnld sir.

I have done my assignment on both companies, one is an outsourcing company, the other is a restaurant

Good afternoon nairalanders.

Please I'm just trying to get myself back, God will not shame y'all..

I have an interview tomorrow at Victoria Island and also on Thursday at ikeja, but I don't have the funds to honor this interviews, pls send help.

I trekked every interview I honored since on Monday, shingbain is not in my pockets but I need to get a job soonest.

I pray both me and everyone who needs a job will receive their miracle soon.

jabolo:


PM

done sir

Stevenbright:


Tell her that the younger brother must leave your house now and that she too must fast track the process of getting her accomodation.

I'm working on it already. Thank u sir

hakeemhakeem:
Send that your bro in law away now now and if your wife insists she wants to go with him please allow her it doesn't end there more is coming if he remains with you, he most leave so that you face your challenges squarely.your son will look for when it's time because

hmmm.. I understand u sir, I will look into this

Lance008:

The only solution is massive success
Your story need to change

I hope it does change

tommy589:
See finish
The wheat is getting separated from the chaff. Never despair,your glory is on the way

hmmm.. Amen🙏

abdrazak:
I believe that they are pushing you to your glory which is coming soonest.

As for your in-law, behave as if they are non existent and do your best because of your son

thank you so much.

Danremmy:
Bro I can relate, Try to set more boundaries or else expect more insults. when I say boundaries I mean stop asking them for anything infact don't eat same food. Avoid them like a plague if u have somewhere else u can go, please leave for them till they are ready to go. Just know u are doing it for d sake of ur son. I hope help comes your way soon, it's not easy over here also.

noted sir I will use your advise

Lance008:
This one pass normal
U don get life connection with them which is ur son
U can't see ur son suffer Na why dem Dey do u like that
U are indirectly powerless

exactly the point sir, they are doing that especially because they knew I would do anything for my son

Before I came back from ikoyi prison my babymama wasn't living with me again but we were on good terms.

So before I came back she was already living in our house with her junior brother, my mom gave them a go ahead to live there because my son needed one of his parents meanwhile my babymama house was sold so they were sent out and she needed a place to stay with her sibling. So it was my mom's idea to let her come so she can be with our son.

Though I didn't have a problem with that because we were on good terms even if we weren't dating again.

Ever since I was back from prison it was not but I kept doing my best to find a job or business.

So on Saturday I got a message to come for a interview today Monday. This morning I reached out to my babymama to borrow me 1k to use as transport fare but she said she didn't have likewise her junior brother.

So I left for the interview, I trek to and fro, infact I haven't eaten anything. But to my greatest suprised when I got home this evening I met my babymama mother with them in the room.
She started shouting at me that I'm a thief and I stole her son money 13k. I was suprised because why would they even think about that kinda thing against me.

She called her older son who's a civilian staff to a military man to come with a military friend to come pick me up if I don't say d truth. In my own father's house oooo..

The embarrassment wasn't here that the whole neighbors came out and started begging the woman on top something I didn't do, I stood my ground that I didn't do it so I called my mom to let her know what was happening, and she came around.

My mom told the woman she disrespected me for accusing me for such thing, but d woman said she doesn't trust me again because I am broke and I just came back from prison. This is someone I was very good to when I was still well to do.

I explained to everyone that I trekked to work and I haven't eaten, which some other neighbours confirmed that I also came to them to ask for money.

Anyways they searched again and saw d money, the money wasn't even upto the said amount, but I'm vindicated.

I told my mom I don't want to see them again in d house because she's d one who brought them in but she pleaded I should give dem time to get a new place. Still because of my son, I don't want to take any rash decision.

But truth be told, I was so embarrassed something of such happened under my own roof from a mother in law.

I have cried my eyes out afterwards but I need advise if I should leave them or send them away. I decided to share here to get advise

BTW, no one takes me serious again, I'm just back from prison, I'm broke with nothing to show so if I talk they will just shun me.

I am still recovering, I didn't expect this type of allegation

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Kobojunkie:
In Prison? Or Jail?

egbami oo😢

Which one is prison or jail. I was sha in ikoyi correctional center for a year awaiting trial

Kobojunkie:
WOW! I mean you were convicted and sentenced to just 13 months and put in prison?

I wasn't convicted, I was there pending my bail was perfected

Kobojunkie:
Tell us, what is rehab? And how are those to partake in it chosen?

the rehab session takes place. They have a room where a particular warder talks to inmates, they sing together, learn musical instruments, do tech trainings.
I remember I wanted to partake but I was asked to meet a particular warder to pay a fee and also go through some other process so I lost interest.
Like I said in previous post, if u don't have money u will suffer in that place

Kobojunkie:
What did you all do when there was no church or mosque service during the day though? Absolutely nothing? No rehabilitation training?

there are two churches and one mosque in ikoyi prison, And they do worship everyday. And yes there is rehab, but I think they select those who needs rehab

Eskoba:
I have this two couchs(a double and single sitter) for sale. Body still very in perfect condition, u might need to wash or change it covers. Both Going for a mere 25k

still available. I can sell for 20k. I need the money badly

rdsco:

How do inmates smoke marijuana and the wardens no go smell ham?
Damn

they have been bribed, what do u think? That place has become a business hub for them

If u have 20k, pay. It's all yours

sheantip:
Your number

08110422299, I will sell to u for 20k

I don't know where I stopped, but story continues.

Like I earlier said, foods served in prison were so bad. Imagine government placing all inmates on 750 naira feeding allowances each and all the prison services could provide is a watery beans with no ingredients with stones as meat for breakfast, a stony rice with water looking tasteless stew or half made eba with egusi that tastes like vomit with no meat for lunch, and a raw garri with no provision for sugar and water for dinner. This food are what is respected everyday for inmates EXCEPT a church or Ngo or a rich former inmates bring a jollof rice and sometimes noodles to feed few inmates which not everyone is lucky to get, depends on smartness and orientation.

Did I forget to metion, anything u want to do in prison u must have money, Yeah u heard me right. If u don't have someone to send u money then u are done for in prison unless if u are a very unshy and hardworking person, then maybe probably u can do some work for some rich folks in prison and earn some little cash.
You will pay to come out of ur cell and get fresh air.

The craziest thing is some inmates already see the prison and a business place hence they don't want their freedom any longer. They are doing businesses in there and sending money to their families outside. You will see food sellers, little provisions store, marijuana sellers, ponmo sellers, pos and lots more.

The craziest part is, how do the marijuana sellers get their stuffs? Some of them got there due to hard drug business, meanwhile prison is for rehabilitation but why are they still allowed to do the business that brought them in there? I guess it's a Nigeria thing.

For the pos, some charge 10 percent of the amount ur family send to u, some charge 20 percent. Depends on who u deal with. Those all these are going on codedly.
Phones are not allowed in prisons, but I can tell u for sure that phones are sold in prison, lol😂😂. Those guys are crazy!

Almost all old inmates have a personal phone in there. And once u want to make call they charge u one way or another.

Did I forget to mention, they play baba ijebu in there😂😂😂 though it's an online thing. This particular uses a baba ijebu ussd code on his phone has is charged for every transaction made, same way he charges all who he plays for.

A whole lot of weird things happening in Nigeria correctional centre. I will come back to continue

Mu story continues today, sorry for keeping u guys waiting. I was trying to put my life in order

rdsco:
Sorry about your experience.

I'm guessing F ward is where H-money, mompha, white people, politicians, killaboi and other rich criminals are taken to where they use phones, "conjugal visits" and other amenities.

exactly

DesChyko:


What if you now swear for me? 🤔

I won't. I'm not trained like dat

DesChyko:
🤐🤐

say ur mind sir. It's a free world

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Location

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