She said she wanted to watch tv with me, unfortunately I was watching 50 grey of shade

thank God not up to 10 mins her friend came to visit her and she quickly ran out.

This is not the first time. she keep telling me that one day she'll taste this thing that always swollen anytime I wear one particular boxer pant

pleas y'all should advise me. I'm confused

should I pack?

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# 1st of all what do you mean pack?
#You were watching 50 grey of shades OR 50 shades of grey?
(SMH)

#why is your thing always swollen anytime you wear a particular boxer,

# you have entered one chance.

#why do you keep opening the door to let her in if you are scared?? (i smell shawa fish**)

# their are 2 things involved; it's either you DO or you DON'T.

I rest my case

LOl Reeeally..... SICK...... JOKE

She borrow her house girl cloth wear

Dats how they'll be killing naija students abroad, i dont knw why, not long ago 2 naijarian students died of poisoning abroad.
I DONT KNOW whether its because we are OUTSTANDING and BESTEST in foreign schools.

Both of them no well.

Whats happening, even in America white cops laugh while shooting blacks,
Heaven only knows the legions of Demons that are hatched from hell to possess people.

God rewatd you for this write up

Shaka Zulu Fada Yansh !!

GEJ GO DEY THERE SIDON LOOK, 48hrS IS TOO SMALL....,

1. The Annual Register for 1760 reported the death of a 117 year old Cork man, James MacDonald. Not only did MacDonald’s old age gain him notoriety, but his staggering height of 7’6 at his prime allowed him to tour as a giant.

2. In winter of 1974, a young pregnant woman entered a maternity home in Trim, Co Meath to prepare for the birth of her third child. A lump on the child’s head while in his mother’s womb puzzled both doctors and nurses until the child was born when it was revealed that the so-thought “lump” was, in fact, the cap of a Guinness stout bottle. The mother commented, “I must have swallowed it,” offering the only known explanation for the medical oddity.

3. Thomas Anthony McGroarty and his sister Annie Elizabeth of Ballinamore, Co Derry are twins - but were born in separate years. The elder, Annie, was born at 11:30pm on December 31 1939, while her twin brother Anthony was born at 12:30am on January 1st 1940.

4. Daniel McCarthy of Co Kerry married his fifth wife, who was aged 14, when he was 64. The couple led a happy marriage for another 27 years, and bore an astonishing 20 more children before McCarthy’s death in 1752.

5. In the July 1731 issue of The Gentleman’s Magazine, it was reported that Belfast native Jane Hook, then aged 112, had “all her old stumps drove out by a new set of teeth; which were more welcome, because the account affirms her appetite, and other faculties are as good as when she was but 20.”

6. The oldest Irish mother on record is Mrs. Mary Higgins of Cork, who was 55 years and 69 days old when she gave birth to her daughter in 1931.

7. The Gentleman’s Magazine reported in October 1737 that Andrew Newton, then aged 117, was wed to a woman who was 19 years old. She was reported to be “big with child by him.” Newton already had a son who was at least 80 years old, and was described as “hail and hearty as any man of 50”

8. Turlough O’Donnell, The Lord of Tyrconnell, died in 1423 leaving behind 14 sons birthed to 10 different women. He had 59 grandsons.

9. Two Tipperary widowers, one 69 and one 63, entered into a unique pact in 1769 - they each married each other’s 18 year old daughter. The families merged and lived together under one roof and encouraged each other to procreate by betting 100 guineas to be paid to whomever’s wife gave birth first and made the other a grandfather.

10. Philip Yeomans spent nearly two decades looking for his long lost sister - who lived right down the road from him. Philip was placed in the care of his aunt at birth and upon her death, he spent the next 22 years searching for his sister, travelling 20,000 miles and spending 5,000 on travel. After Philip’s girlfriend Judith Woodward mentioned her partner’s epic search in passing to coworker Mary Sammons, Mary realized that she herself was Philip’s long-lost sibling. “We met and got on like a house on fire,” said Mary of their meeting.

Source: “Foster’s Irish Oddities”

1. The Annual Register for 1760 reported the death of a 117 year old Cork man, James MacDonald. Not only did MacDonald’s old age gain him notoriety, but his staggering height of 7’6 at his prime allowed him to tour as a giant.

2. In winter of 1974, a young pregnant woman entered a maternity home in Trim, Co Meath to prepare for the birth of her third child. A lump on the child’s head while in his mother’s womb puzzled both doctors and nurses until the child was born when it was revealed that the so-thought “lump” was, in fact, the cap of a Guinness stout bottle. The mother commented, “I must have swallowed it,” offering the only known explanation for the medical oddity.

3. Thomas Anthony McGroarty and his sister Annie Elizabeth of Ballinamore, Co Derry are twins - but were born in separate years. The elder, Annie, was born at 11:30pm on December 31 1939, while her twin brother Anthony was born at 12:30am on January 1st 1940.

4. Daniel McCarthy of Co Kerry married his fifth wife, who was aged 14, when he was 64. The couple led a happy marriage for another 27 years, and bore an astonishing 20 more children before McCarthy’s death in 1752.

5. In the July 1731 issue of The Gentleman’s Magazine, it was reported that Belfast native Jane Hook, then aged 112, had “all her old stumps drove out by a new set of teeth; which were more welcome, because the account affirms her appetite, and other faculties are as good as when she was but 20.”

6. The oldest Irish mother on record is Mrs. Mary Higgins of Cork, who was 55 years and 69 days old when she gave birth to her daughter in 1931.

7. The Gentleman’s Magazine reported in October 1737 that Andrew Newton, then aged 117, was wed to a woman who was 19 years old. She was reported to be “big with child by him.” Newton already had a son who was at least 80 years old, and was described as “hail and hearty as any man of 50”

8. Turlough O’Donnell, The Lord of Tyrconnell, died in 1423 leaving behind 14 sons birthed to 10 different women. He had 59 grandsons.

9. Two Tipperary widowers, one 69 and one 63, entered into a unique pact in 1769 - they each married each other’s 18 year old daughter. The families merged and lived together under one roof and encouraged each other to procreate by betting 100 guineas to be paid to whomever’s wife gave birth first and made the other a grandfather.

10. Philip Yeomans spent nearly two decades looking for his long lost sister - who lived right down the road from him. Philip was placed in the care of his aunt at birth and upon her death, he spent the next 22 years searching for his sister, travelling 20,000 miles and spending 5,000 on travel. After Philip’s girlfriend Judith Woodward mentioned her partner’s epic search in passing to coworker Mary Sammons, Mary realized that she herself was Philip’s long-lost sibling. “We met and got on like a house on fire,” said Mary of their meeting.

Source: “Foster’s Irish Oddities”

They are just admiring your body structure and nothing more, the one that stares @ u and wont look away is like ur fan, she probably just wants 2 be ur friend and nothing more..... Just try and say hi to her & stylishly ask her if she knows u frm somewhere, if she wants 2 knw why u asked tell her u noticed she looks @ u alot....,, dont be rude, just make friends and put dating aside for now.... *Often time i find myself in your shoes too* because of some features i have.*

SOW A SEED AND TIE THIS PROBLEM TO IT. AND FAITH IN GOD, HE WILL OWE YOU A DELIVERANCE FROM THIS CURSE.

To the OP and all that comment; all of you were once a child and now that you came together here you have become children, YOU DON'T HAVE SOMETHING MATURE TO TALK ABOUT, ITS LIKE YOU JUST ENTERED THE WORLD OF SEX 2 MONTHS AGO.. 4CKAHOLICS with limited understandings*

Dis is sickening, normal things dont happen very often. Dis is chronic effect of using drugs over a long period of time.

NEVER!.... i'd rather wish to be trey songz mother, chris brown is shameless and stupid.[quote author=grimripper post=32369572][/quote]

Is he not a nigerian?

USELESS CHILDREN LIVING A CARE-FREE LIFE.

ALL U NEED IS TO #GIVE IT TIME, TAKE OUT TIME TO CLEAR UR HEAD AND THINK, THEN U WILL DISCOVER WHAT EXACTLY U WANT.
If u overthink ur hair go turn dada.. #GIVE IT TIME.

What i will tell you is that ...................., u should open your minds eye, dont let worries cloud your mind. U should be able to see what is best for you thru Gods guidance.

Thank God for his divine protection

Are you a MAN @ all??, if she is too blind to see, your job is to make her see, tell her what the problem is, if she wants to be around all the time it means she does not only want to be your lover, she wants to be your pal and your homie., and i guess your problem is you cant comprehend the 2 together, over caring means she wants to be your mother and sister. WELL JUST LAY A COMPLAINT AND SEE IF SHE WILL COOPERATE.

What of phone battery charger?? Nokia pin mouth to be more precise

Lit a candle and put it in your butt and the FAT will MELT.

Are you close to your pastor? Let me give you spiritual advice, because everthing in life is spiritual.
-Put down all you want in a special note as *prayer points.
-Plan to seclude yourself from the world, lock your door and have a complete 3days fasting(no food for 3days), this can be done when you are on leave from work. During the fast pour your heart out to God, he will visit you and give you messages. You must do whatever God tells you.
*One thing i need you to know is that God loves you and it's not his plan for you to be this way, because the suffering is unnecessary, but the devil is out to destroy lives, God needs you to be closer so that he can heal and protect you.

I will not Thumb print, i will Heart print instead.

Thank God lives were not lost like d recent.......,

Lord you're amazing!!

I WISH WE CAN JOIN FORCES TO SUE THOSE NETWORKS THAT BULLY THEIR CUSTOMERS WITHOUT REMORSE.. Imagine mtn customer care telling me their is nothin they can do about d frequent msgs they send to my fone.

NICE 1, ABEG MAKE WE JOIN FORCES AMBUSH MTN because they have been harassin us wit irrelevant msgs and when u call them they'll tell u they can do nothin about it. STARTIN FRM 2MRW IMMA START HARASSIN THEM WITH CALLS AND I MEAN IT.

Lol....,

Ishilove:

She wants to wear it