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How To Talk Dirty To Girls Over Text (and hopefully get some sexy shots)

WARNING: The following sexting examples are quite direct, and we don’t want to come across as offensive. We believe that a man should strive to be as much gentlemanlike as possible and treat every woman with respect and admiration. But when it comes to the bedroom, honestly, isn’t all about getting dirty?
Here you go:
Be Playful & Tactful, But Slow Down Until You Know Her
Now we talked about being thirsty and using tact to get her warmed up. You can throw all that out the window once you know a girl. Everything is situational and once you know a girl, you can get away with a lot more than with a girl you don’t know too well.
There is a fine line with slowly done thought. You don’t want to come off as a normal dweeb type of guy. You still want to be the exciting type of man she’ll text. Thus, you have to really be tactful, but playful at the same time.
For example, with a girl you had just met last night or the other day, you could start a conversation off sexually with something like this:
“Good to meet you last night… that sexy little bum of your is running through my mind… getting no work done today, you’re a terrible influence on me!”
This example is playful and she’ll enjoy the flirt. You’ll also definitely tell her you’re a sexual man , not some nice, boring dude – the type of guy she’s probably bored with.
However, if you already know a girl and had sex with her, you can really start things quickly. This is a good example of a quick conversation with a girl you already have been intimate with:
You: “Hmmm it’s Thursday evening, I’m off work and I’m so Hot when I think about you…what should I do?”
Her: “Get some ice?”
You: “Silly girl, that’s naughty. You weren’t blessed with hips like that for nothing… get the nice underwear, some red lipstick and get over here now!”
This girl is going to come over and spend a lovely evening ass naked with you, as long as she doesn’t have any too pressing plans. You were brash but humorous. You made her feel sexy and kind of dominated. You didn’t come off as a creep. This is how you dirty text.
Start From the Beginning
Now, the best way to start a dirty texting conversation is to start from the beginning. However, you can’t be a tactless creep in doing so. You can start a conversation with a somewhat sexual vibe. This is because many guys avoid being playful and sexual almost entirely.
Start with the light naughty stuff and keep going from the very first text. Then always try and turn things into a sexual innuendo, even if it’s a corny one. You don’t have to be talking about bending her over a desk in the dean’s office to arouse her.
For example:
Her: “Hey you, how’s your day going?”
You: “Oh hey gingersnap… a little boring to be honest. Need some excitement today…”
Her:“Really? What kind of excitement ”
You: “Idk, maybe a submissive maid who’s does everything I ask…”
Keep the vibe fun and flirty from here. You can continue sexting or you can push for a meetup.
You May Offend Her
You will eventually offend her. Or one of your “hers” will get offended. You will be dirty texting and she will get upset. This is fine. Just don’t be a huge bitch and begin apologizing in a needy manner. Take a chill pill and play things cool. She may just be testing you.
However, you need to give a small apology. One way to do so:
Her: “that was really rude”
You: “Ahhhh I didn’t hurt your feelings too bad did I? Ugghhh fine, you get one spank and that’s it…”
You accept and acknowledge she is upset, but you don’t bow down to her will. She still respects you and you’ve maintained her attraction.
Diving Deep – Dirty Texting For Experts
If you’re a virgin and want to stay that way, you won’t want to continue reading this. However, if you’re ready to take your sexting to the next level – read on.
Here are a few more expert dirty texting tips:
Running The Questions Game Over Text
You should already be running “the questions game” on almost every first date. It’s the easiest way to dive into deeper subjects and take a conversation sexual. Girls love that shit.
It’s also an easy way to take a texting conversation to a sexting conversation. Here’s the exact framework you should use:
You: “so wanna play a game”
Her: “Umm sure”
You: “Cool questions game. 3 questions each, but you have to answer honestly. No lies or BS. You can’t repeat the question someone else already asked”
Her: “Hah ok but you ask first”
You: “I’m a gentleman. Ladies always come first”
Now a majority of the time she’ll fight you on this. That’s fine. You can argue a bit back and forth. She may ask first or she may “make” you.
If she asks first, answer all her questions honestly and give her feedback if they are boring. If they are sexual, you’re set. If she gives you boring ones (and is a reserved girl) and you answered, you then mirror her questions while adding a bit of edge. Once she answers, give feedback and then go round two. She may begin to sexualize or she may not. When you get to you’re a second round, you do.
If she “makes” you ask first, you can turn it on her quickly:
You: “Well I was going to play nice, but since you’re being so stubborn…”
Don’t wait for her response:
You: “1. How many men have put their rocket into your she pocket?”
You: “2. Do you like being dominated in bed?
You: “3. What’s the one sexual thing you’ve always wanted to try but never had the nerve to do?”
These are the money questions. You have to get to these in the game. They are what matters. So – no matter if she goes first, you go first, the vibe isn’t sexual…
You have to get to these. She may be bashful, but she’ll answer. Jokingly call her out on anything that doesn’t sound true. Spitball a bit on her answers, then say
You: “Your turn”
She’ll ask you at least one or two sexual questions, usually all three. Answer honestly, but give warning to her if anything is “too” weird or crazy before telling her (example: you’ve had 200 sexual partners).
Run one more round and ask two sexual questions based on her answers (example: What turns you on the most? How do you usually come?). Throw in a question based on her childhood as well. You want it to be sexual, but light. Something like:
You: Did you ever get to kiss you biggest crush in junior high?
She’ll answer. After two rounds, you should have enough items to text about. Let the questions game aspect of the sexting die out.
After getting her heating up, you can ask for nudes if you think the time is right.
Texting Her To Orgasm
You can use this after the questions game or in a different situation. If you’ve got a girl who is sexual from the jump, a girl you’ve slept with before or a girl with whom you’ve properly escalated the convo, you can casually offer to walk her through an orgasm.
Once she’s a bit hot and bothered, from some type of sexting you can say:
You: If you ask nicely, I may just let you have an orgasm.
Her: Umm not sure what you’re talking about, but sure
You: Say please and remove your pants.
Her: Ok and please
You: Good girl. Now imagine I’m there…
You: On top of you. I’ve pinned you down against the bed. I’m going to take you while you squirm and moan in pleasure. You feel a tingle between your legs as my hand touches you. I grab a fist full of your hair and pull you close before kissing you deeply. My fingers run through your hair as we kiss.
You: Then I grab you and through your hands behind your back and bend you over. SMACK. You feel my hand give your ass a firm smack. You whence as you moan. You feel a sting, but a good feeling too. I take my belt and tie your hands together.
Her: oh wow
You: you want more?
Her: yessss
You: I shove your face into the pillow and pull my hand back to spank you again…this time hard. You yelp in pain, but the pillow muffles your moans. I tell you to shut up and take it like a good girl.
You: I flip you over and push you on you knees. I stand up and look you in the eye before making you suck my hard cock as I stand. You take my hard cock in my mouth as I forcefully grab your hair. I start to shove more of my cock in your mouth as you begin to gag.
Her: ahhh this is good
You get the idea guys. You just continue texting her dirty until she says she’s about to come . Then tell her you didn’t let her yet. After a few more sexts, you end one with:
You: “Cum. Now.”
The key is to warm her up before getting to deep, but tell her you’ll make her come. Once she’s warm, be very explicit and dominant in your texts. Then don’t let her come until after the climax of your sexual story. That’s when you use the final text.
Feel free to ask for nude photos, especially if she came.
Asking For Photos The Right Way
Some girls will just send you photos out of the blue. Some girls will never send photos. Some girls will only send photos to guys they’ve had sex with. Some girls will spam photos to everybody.
If you’ve heated her up through text, you are in a position to ask for photos. Once she’s heated, you can get away with just about anything as long as you don’t send “nudes” or something lame like that.
However, maybe you’ve had sex with a girl, but haven’t been sexting much. You want to get nude photos of her, but may not have the time to invest in a bunch of sexting. Plus, she’s not the type to just send nudes for no reason or out of the blue.
The next time you shag her, give it to her good a couple of times and be rough with her. Make sure you finish a bit sweaty and out of breath. As you finish, you’ll want to roll over and tap your chest. She’ll move her head on your chest and you’ll snuggle a bit.
Give her a light kiss on the forehead and slowly regain your breath. Then compliment whatever part of her body you want photos of, but say it in an exasperated way:
You: “God, you have a nice fucking ass.”
Or…
You: “Bleep, your tits are perfect.”
You then slap her ass and grab her tit. Gently. You don’t want to interrupt the postcoital snuggles.
And remember – the compliment has to be genuine.
She won’t forget it, especially if you bleeped her right.
Now, you may find she sends you a photo of her ass and/or tits within a week of this happening (again, depending on how well you bleeped her). If she doesn’t, you have set yourself up to ask for a nude.
Start a conversation. It can be normal, but make sure things are a bit playful. Then bring it up:
You: “For some reason that bum of just yours won’t leave my mind. It’s fucking tormenting me. I can’t sleep. I can’t eat ”
Her: “Haha that’s not my fault. You’re the naughty boy ”
You: Ahh well I can’t deny that, but I do know a pic or three of that bum may help with the whole eating and sleeping”
She may not send them right away, but she will eventually. Just because you asked nicely.
Final Note On Diving Deep Into Sexting
One key item to remember: if you’ve gotten to this point in the conversation with a girl, you can and often should, stack these dirty texting tips. For example, you can start by running the questions game to sexualize the conversation. Then offer to walk her through an orgasm . Once she’s finished, you could request a few nude photos as a thank you.

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2. Crazy in love!
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The Nigeria Centre For Disease Control(NCDC) has announced a new case definition for Coronavirus due to community transmission in parts of the country.
Recall that Akin Abayomi, Lagos State commissioner for health, had said that cases of community transmission were on the rise.
Community transmission means people have been infected with the virus in an area, including some who are not sure how or where they became infected.
The centre said in a tweet on Sunday that symptoms of suspected cases include cough and fever, but has now added to the list.
It also added that people with history of fever in the last 2 weeks with 1 or more of the following symptoms would now be listed as suspected cases of the virus.
Listed symptoms are ;
Shivering /shaking (chills)
• Body pain
• Headache
• Sore throat
• Recent loss of taste or smell
• Difficulty in breathing/shortness of breath
• Diarrhea/abdominal pain
• Runny nose/catarrh
• Fatigue (tiredness)
On the other hand, the NCDC said a probable case of COVID-19 include any person that presented any of the above symptoms in the last two weeks and died without a confirmatory COVID-19 test.
As of May 2, the country had a total of
2388 confirmed cases of COVID19.