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Autos / Re: Clean 05/06 Toyota Avalon Reg Leather Thumbstart For Jst 1.480m See Pix... by Evilflye(m): 9:45am On Feb 16, 2018
Am making 1.1M offer on this ride.
contact me if you wanna deal.
Career / Re: Stop Criticizing Us; Female Police Officer Celebrates Her Colleagues. Photos by Evilflye(m): 10:46am On Oct 20, 2017
looseweight:
My question is y NPF officers use paper tape to hold two magazins. I don't see foreign police officers doing so

They are called fast mags. I cant say for sure if the police know why that is done but it is for extremely quick reloads. Very cool for long battles and when there is plenty ammo which is why it doesn't make sense to me seeing as they're usually just given those two mags.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evilflye(m): 10:04am On Jul 23, 2016
That awkward moment when you're wearing Nikes and you can't do it
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evilflye(m): 9:50am On Jul 23, 2016
I'll act my age when I'm 69........... wink

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evilflye(m): 5:53pm On Jul 22, 2016
I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evilflye(m): 5:31pm On Jul 22, 2016
Chemistry Teacher: Did you know Protons have mass?

Me: I didn't even know they were Catholics..... grin

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evilflye(m): 11:28pm On Jul 21, 2016
The cockroach watched the man roll up the newspaper, wondering how he'd be able to read it that way, then it hit him.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evilflye(m): 8:06pm On Jul 21, 2016
Eke40seven:

Wasn't it in the SOUTH OF FRANCE the terrorist attack took place, the weirdo with the big van? I mean is that NICE?

**Can anyone dig this?

The media are just sick.... there's nothing Nice about a terrorist killing people with a truck in France. They keep calling it the NICE ATTACK.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evilflye(m): 5:02pm On Jul 21, 2016
I've been trying to give up sexual innuendos but it's so hard

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Gaming / Re: Get Your Psp Problems Solved Here by Evilflye(m): 10:28pm On Oct 11, 2008
@ Infoseye You have done more than just help. You are a life saver
Gaming / Re: Get Your Psp Problems Solved Here by Evilflye(m): 8:17am On Oct 11, 2008
Guy,thanks a lot. I have created the battery and its working perfectly but i still dont know how to compress the files using winrar.How do i go about it.
Gaming / Re: Get Your Psp Problems Solved Here by Evilflye(m): 11:47am On Oct 10, 2008
You don't need to downgrade your psp before u create a pandora battery. I will post a link here how u willl be able to create pandora battery and unbrick any psp.

Thanks a lot.I'll be watching out for that,although,some sites where saying that a psp with CFW 3.90 M-33 cant create a pandora's battery.
I also have another problem.
I downloaded Burnout legends yesterday but it came in parts,12 to be specific.How do i get to combine the files.
Gaming / Re: Get Your Psp Problems Solved Here by Evilflye(m): 12:11am On Oct 10, 2008
Guys,i have some psp probs dt needs to be solved ASAP.
I have been tryin to create a pandora's battery but i have been having some probs.I downloaded a pandora file from psp hacks and followed all the instructions,but when i go back to my psp and try to create the battery'i see three files.One is the pandora battery creator,the other is the os pandora tool or something like that but the last file is always saying corrupted data.i use custom ware 3.90M-33,i think that i might need to downgrade it before using it to make the battery,if so how do i downgrade,i dont seem to be able to operate any of the downgraders.
Also,i'm tryin to create the battery to unbrick a friend psp.it comes on but the screen is blank and it cant be turned off.Pls,let me know if i'm right in thinkning that his psp is bricked,.
Thanks
Jokes Etc / Dull Soldier by Evilflye(m): 12:43am On Oct 01, 2008
There was a young soldier,who just before battle told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle."That's no problem,son,"said the sergeant.Take this broom.Just point it at the Germans and Bangety Bang Bang.
But what about a bayonet,Sarge? asked the young and gullible recruit. The sergeant pulls a straw at the end of the broom and attaches it to the handle end and says use this,just go, Stabity Stab Stab.Later,the recruiot ends up alone on the battle field when a German soldier charges at him.The recruit points the broom.Bangety Bang Bang.The German falls dead.More Germans appear.The recruit amazed at his good luck goes,Bangety Bang Bang,Stabety Stab Stab.He mows the enemy down by the dozens.
Finally,the battle field is clear,except for one German soldier walking slowly towards him.Bangety Bang Bang.The german Keeps coming.Bangety Bang Bang! to no avail.He gets desperate.Bangety Bang Bang!Stabety Stab Stab!He shouts.No use.The German soldier keeps coming.He stomps the recruit into the ground and says,Tankety Tank Tank

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