Girls who tax their bf to paint their nails for N2,000 when a bucket of house paint is N1,800 will ruin your life if you marry them.

Curfew was declared while some guys went to watch match and met the soldiers on their way…. The soldiers decided to flog them according to the numbers on their clothes (jerseys)…
The first guy was wearing chelsea jersey 12 Mikel Obi… he was flogged 12 strokes
and the second person was wearing 50cent …they gave 50 strokes…on the process the third man started crying from afar…Guess what?
He is a fulani man wearing “Vote Buhari 2015“….
What do you think will happen to him?

A lot of us use blackberry without knowing the expiry date until when we get the text that it is about to get expired. This is not good in terms of planning and control. What if you were chatting, browsing etc. something urgent and behold you get the text that your BIS has expired.
Today, I will show the simple tips in knowing the expiry date of your BIS in Glo, Airtel, Etisalat and Mtn to enable you plan effectively for it.
How To Check BIS (Blackberry Internet Service) Expiry Date On MTN, GLO and AirtelNigeria Networks
For Mtn Users: Text the word “STATUS” to ‘’ 21600
Glo BlackberryUsers: Text STATUS to 777
AirtelBlackberry Users: Text the word STATUS to ‘’ 440 or you can dial *141*712*0#
Etisalat BB users: Dial *228# to check expiry date of Etisalat Internet Service.
I hope this tips will be able to help you to know the expiration date of your Blackberry Internet Services

A man was found murdered in his house
on a Sunday evening. The Police came and
asked all the people at home one question.
"Where were you when the murder
occurred?"
Wife: I was sleeping in the house in the
uppers tires
Gardener: I was cutting the flowers behind
the house.
House girl: I had gone to pick the kids
from school.
Gate man: My boss had sent me in town to
buy news papers.
After listening to all their answers, the
police arrested the murderer. Who was the
murderer?
Comment with a reason...

In the meantime, what is the naughtiest thing you did of recent?
Mine: I put a lizard in a girl's handbag.
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She came back to narrate to me (she didn't know it was me) that she dipped her hand to bring out her purse in the bag when she was in the bus.
On feeling and seeing a lizard, she screamed so loud and hard that the bus had to stop, passenger had to scatter her things on the ground (alongside her sanitary pads and used weave-ons) to kill the lizard (it escaped on landing),
And she became the topic of discussion till she got to her destination. She said that embarrassment almost killed her.
I asked her to take heart, that God is in control.

As a student, u flashed ur 'so called' parents' they flashed you back, my friend, u need no DNA test o. U were adopted

A governor attended a church service. After the pastor had spent hours preaching on repentance, he made an alter call but nobody responded. He made the alter call again and this time, only a young lad raised up his hand ready to receive the gospel
Surprisingly, the governor stood up, went to the altar and wrote the young lad a ten million naira check for his courage. He then advised others to summon theirs.
After advising the congregation to do the same, the whole church raised up their hands to give their lives to Jesus. When he turned to give the pastor the mic, he was surprised to see the pastor raising his own hands too!

POLICE: HEY mr man park the
car there....PARK I SAY
PARK
DRIVER: OFFICER GUD
Morning SIR,
POLICE: what is gud about the
Morning?
DRIVER: officer abbeg i no
well......
POLICE: u are stupid, how that
one take concern
me....
DRIVER: OGA, u no the pity
persin ni.
POLICE: no waste my time let
me have ur particular.
DRIVER: OGa as the tin dey
disturb me well, well i
leave my particular for house.
POLICE: Wetin be dat wey the
disturb u wey go make
u leave ur particular for
house? Park well
DRIVER: OGA, E BE LIKE LIKE
LIKE LIKE SAY NA E' E'
BO
POLICE: EBO WHAT? WAIT WAIT
WAIT.
NO COMPLETE AM MAKE E NO BE
WETIN I DE TINK
OOOOOO....,CARRY AM GO THE
NEXT CHECK POINT AND
COMPLETE THE REMAINING
2 LETTER WORDS THERE
DRIVER: officer manage this
five thousand naira
abbeg no vex
POLICE.: AH ,AM A GUD
SAMARITAN U STILL DEY
HERE? GOG GO GO GO GO
DRIVER: MOVEEEEEEEEEEEE
E
POLICE:YEYE, THANKGOD SAY U
NO GIVE ME THE LA,
NA THAT ONE DEY KILL PEOPLE.