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Religion / Re: South African Pastor Strips Members During 'church service' by Ezevajina: 11:41pm On May 21, 2015
It would have been interesting if it was muslims doing dis kinda tinz grin grin grin
every tv channel on planet earth would be showing this
Politics / Re: Chukwa Umunna Withdraws From Labour Leadership Race by Ezevajina: 10:27pm On May 15, 2015
MbaanabaraAgu:
shut up you child of hate and anger from the jealous tribe. Since you get liver tell me how many of your tribesmen in British Parliament if not to drive taxi in UK
Unless he is of british tribe, why would his tribesmen be sitting in British Parliament?
I don't know hi tribe but I guess you will find his tribesmen in Nigerian Parliament cool
Crime / Re: Nigerian To Die In Indonesia For Drug Trafficking by Ezevajina: 7:32pm On Apr 02, 2015
Immarshall:
We know the particular tribe responsible for spoiling our image,if you qoute me it means deep down you also believe so wink

Which tribe is it? grin grin grin please enlighten me

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Family / Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Ezevajina: 9:22pm On Feb 18, 2015
Arielkitten:
lol

grin grin grin grin
my wife knows unequivocally who is the alpha and omega woman in my life. She would never even think about raising her voice to my mum.
Culture / Re: Nairaland's Compedium Of Traditional Rulers In Nigeria by Ezevajina: 10:16pm On Feb 17, 2015
Where does Dokubo Asari rank?

I though he was the most influential traditional ruler in the world
Crime / Re: Man Held For Making Love To 98 Year Old Grandma by Ezevajina: 11:20pm On Feb 07, 2015
pDude:
I don't get. Why was he arrested?

The woman kept returning to his room to get her groove on so why the arrest? It was consensual embarassed

Some eediotos think people of 98 yrs old should not be allowed to have sex

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Romance / Re: Why We Ladies Sleep With Different Men - Student Opens Up by Ezevajina: 7:54pm On Feb 06, 2015
phransix147:
Shame

Lalasticklala has started this thread on a different name sad sad sad shame on him
Crime / Re: Mob Beats 61 Year Old Gay Suspect To Stupour In Lagos by Ezevajina: 7:23pm On Jan 28, 2015
very good

bun dem chichiman
Politics / Re: Who Is More Relaxed Here (GMB Or GEJ) In The Meeting With John Kerry by Ezevajina: 6:36am On Jan 27, 2015
With GEJ John Kerry thinks he is the boss

With GMB John Kerry clearly knows who is the boss grin
Romance / Re: 9 Reasons Most Nigerian Ladies Don't Get Married by Ezevajina: 9:27pm On Jan 26, 2015
Sparksfly:
The sooner you drop this mentality, the better.
Marriage isn't the ultimate achievement for Us.

Probably the sooner you stop believing your own lies the better cool
Romance / Re: 9 Reasons Most Nigerian Ladies Don't Get Married by Ezevajina: 9:02pm On Jan 26, 2015
This Oyinbo philosophy of one man for one woman only does not work for Africans. African women have to share their men. I know no woman likes that but that is the reality. Imagine the followings:-
A society has 100 baby boys and 100 baby girls.

1. Due to reckless life style of men, at least 5 of these boys will die prematurely
2. At least 2 of these of these boys are physically not capable of having sex. Its just a biological reality
3. At least 5 of these boys are sodomites who do not find women attractive. Its an ugly reality
4. At least 3 of the boys will be spending most of their lives in prison. Its a social reality
5. At leas 8 of these boys will be too poor to run their own lives, let alone running a family

Now we are left with 77 men for 100 women.

And on these figures I have done guys great favours. Realistically there is less than 60 men available for 100 women.

So sharing is inevitable ladies.

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Romance / Re: 9 Reasons Most Nigerian Ladies Don't Get Married by Ezevajina: 8:31pm On Jan 26, 2015
Is the OP a muslim with a hidden agenda against our Christian sisters?
Celebrities / Re: Maheeda Reacts To FG's Plan To Ban Porn In Nigeria by Ezevajina: 10:03pm On Jan 25, 2015
It is wrong to have babies with obodo-oyinbo women or men.
See now what these half oyinbo kids export to our sacred land of Nigeria
Fashion / Re: Queen Celestine Represents Nigeria At The 63rd Annual MISS UNIVERSE® Pageant by Ezevajina: 2:59pm On Jan 24, 2015
Oyinbo girl representing Nigeria
Health / Re: HIV/AIDS Drugs To Be Manufactured In Nigeria - UNAIDS by Ezevajina: 11:58pm On Jan 22, 2015
gen2briz:
Let me know when the drugs are available. Enough of all this Nigeria to, FG will etc.
good news for the randy nyigbos undecided
did desease has crucified dem far too much sad sad sad
Romance / Re: Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands by Ezevajina: 11:08pm On Jan 21, 2015
Lots of this is true. This is a stark reminder that the foreign ways of looking for husbands/wives is not working well for us Africans. We have replaced our ways with oyinbo ways cry
Its time we go back to our traditional ways of getting a wife or husband
Travel / Re: Nigerian Arrested For Registering British Couple As Baby’s Parents (Pictured) by Ezevajina: 10:54pm On Jan 21, 2015
they will be deported back their native enugu cool cool cool

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Health / Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by Ezevajina: 7:19am On Jan 21, 2015
Reserve it for your man only wink

There will be no filthy discharge from it.
Career / Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Ezevajina: 10:24pm On Jan 20, 2015
I am a barber and I'm also accused of lies..... angry angry angry
Education / Re: Drop An English Word That Will Make Someone Check The Dictionary by Ezevajina: 11:17pm On Jan 19, 2015
Igbo are jews undecided
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Becomes British Citizen by Ezevajina: 7:49pm On Jan 18, 2015
tellwisdom:
[color=#990000]Passport wey we dey take put akara, na em this wan dey jubilate about sad[/color]

Even though I don't understand what you have said there, but I was thinking exactly like you

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Crime / Re: Woman Commits Suicide After Son Caught Her In Bed, Sexing Co-Worker (Pic) by Ezevajina: 7:43pm On Jan 18, 2015
Wats rong wiv igbo women must you defile your matrimonial bed and open your legs to anotha man?
Politics / Re: APC & PDP Thugs Clash In Zamfara (Very Graphic Photos) by Ezevajina: 6:48pm On Jan 18, 2015
[quote author=ToyozzieTohBad post=29907917][/quote]
Because you support it undecided
Romance / Re: Can You Marry An Illiterate? by Ezevajina: 3:30pm On Jan 16, 2015
Tymax:
Illiteracy; is it relative or universal? I have always believed that it simply says a person can neither read nor write and hence cannot document and communicate ideas properly.

If it's relative then that means even with my degree I would be an illiterate in China. That's laughable. grin

Let us not stretch the meaning of this word. An illiterate is a person who is not formally educated. One who doesn't have the basic skill-set for communication and industry, which is obtainable in formal education.

Would I marry a woman like this? No.

The response given on this thread is enough to justify that boko is haram. This western education has made africans soooo stuupid.
According to these fools, germany is a nation full of illiterates bcoz they don't speak english.

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Culture / Re: 7 Stereotypes Of Igbos That Aren’t Always True by Ezevajina: 10:17pm On Jan 14, 2015
Cocaina.... "KWENU!!!!!"
Heroina.... "KWENU!!!!!"
Amphetamina.... "KWENU!!!!!"
Prisona.... "KWENU!!!!!"

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Culture / Re: 7 Stereotypes Of Igbos That Aren’t Always True by Ezevajina: 9:18pm On Jan 14, 2015
They invented smuggling drugs by swallowing drug pellets and hiding packets of drugs inside their rectums grin

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Culture / Re: 7 Stereotypes Of Igbos That Aren’t Always True by Ezevajina: 7:37pm On Jan 14, 2015
Can they speak without making noise like juvenile bonobos on steroids? undecided

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Romance / Re: Can Age Be A Barrier To Love And Marriage? by Ezevajina: 10:08pm On Jan 13, 2015
netizenbuzz:


You are a fool. I'm sure you are one of those who use women that way but then when it's time to settle down, you need fresh meat. I pray innocent girls don't end up with your type angry angry

grin grin grin Don't worry sister, if you are over 27 and single! There are always "local pastors" for you to share with other mature single mammas. Just keep ignoring the fact that the local pastor wont leave his wife for you as he know that you are a reject bread to only be eaten secretely in the dark. grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Ex-Banker Forces His 9-Year-Old House Maid To Have MouthAction With Him In Benin by Ezevajina: 9:55pm On Jan 13, 2015
[quote author=lalasticlala post=29762482][/quote]

Whats news here? Doesn't bible allow dis kinda tinz?

Good for Abraham, good for the banker undecided
Romance / Re: Can Age Be A Barrier To Love And Marriage? by Ezevajina: 8:10pm On Jan 13, 2015
You are the one who should be freaked out. Any woman over the age of 27 and not married yet is a no go zone. Men have not married her for a reason if not many reasons. (ignore her regular bull-crap of "I hadn't met my soul mate yet"wink
Chances are she has been used, abused and refused far too many times. Is that a kind of thing you would want your children to have for a mother?
Do your kids some justice brother....

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Religion / Re: Ibadan Church Bans Leggings, Mini Skirts, Open Bosom & Topless Outfits (Photo) by Ezevajina: 11:14pm On Jan 12, 2015
classicB:
I don't know of other Anglican churches, but My own Anglican church doesn't allow ridiculous kind of dressing either for male and female, if a visitor mistakenly dresses ridiculously self nobody will tell him or her bfr shame go catch her.
A church is not a place to display your latest mini gown, or all sort of off dressing.

I didn't know we have english people on nairaland angry
Religion / Re: Ibadan Church Bans Leggings, Mini Skirts, Open Bosom & Topless Outfits (Photo) by Ezevajina: 11:12pm On Jan 12, 2015
FrancisTony:
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Whoever has ears, let them hear.

#StillNoneOfMyBusiness

Christians are bit by bit becoming muslims

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