An educated mod pushed this to FP.
We are in trouble in this country.

I am scared of ordinary swimming pool

Lol

The thing called election in Nigeria is just a show. BVAS, IREV are inconsequential.

INEC should stop deceiving themselves and Nigerians.

Summary:

Pastor Tobi Adegboyega, founder of SPAC Nation, has been ordered by the UK immigration tribunal to return to Nigeria after his appeal to remain on human rights grounds was rejected. He overstayed his visitor visa from 2005 and later sought permission to stay, citing his marriage to a British citizen and his community work.

Despite his claims of helping troubled youth through intervention programs, safe houses, and food banks, the tribunal found his contributions exaggerated and unsupported by evidence. His flamboyant lifestyle and allegations of financial impropriety further complicated his case. Investigations previously led to the closure of his church due to financial misconduct.

Adegboyega dismissed the ruling on social media, asserting his resilience and success in the UK, while hinting at plans to appeal the decision within the required 28 days.

Ganduje removed Sanusi
Ganduje likes the previous Emir
Ganduje + Tinubu = Padi Padi = Federal might.
Seems Sanusi and his throne is now ordinary

Husband probably infected wife with an illness and does not want her to visit the hospital as it may reveal the reason behind the sickeness

They don’t work on weekends na!

PressMyButton:
Enemy of the state A: PH refinery is only blending pms, it is not refining.

Enemy of the state B; PH refinery is only selling old stock stored 3years ago.

ME: Why are you confusing thunder?.. Today, PH is blending pms, tomorrow, PH is selling old stock. Stay in one direction, thunder loves to strike at a particular direction.

-Oil Marketers are commending NNPC for the commencement of PH refinery. There is no oil marketers that has come out to say PH refinery is not working, IPMAN, DAPPMA, PETROAN, have not come out to debunk the news but some headless mob who does not know the colour of a gate of a refinery are the one spreading senseless rumors.

After God, na Tinubu 💪 God bless Nigeria

What APC cannot do does not exist.

APC did a paint job on an airplane that Nigeria does not own and flew it EMPTY to deceive people. We are still waiting.

You had to wait for Dangote refinery to start, continously have issues with Dangote, and then boom PH refinery is now functioning after how many years?

So you don't want us to be critical of a party that painted an airplane that does not belong to them?

Please!

Most people think marriage and their mind goes to the money they need to spend during the ceremony.

Well, it goes well beyond that. Even me wey no spend still dey talk, had I know.

You can get married sha, but you see having kids, let that wait till you are very very settled. You can survive with a reasonable woman in a self contain, but you see those kids, let them wait till you are settled.

It is not funny dragging children and entering keke or bikes.

Just 80billion? I was expecting something close to 500 billion for the 8 years he ruled.

Hour long? What are you preaching in an hour?

15 or 30 minutes max is more than enough for you to pass your message

Certificate of approval to loot more

This is great to know.

Is the attached image neccessary?

After his tenure.

I am surprised they are buying votes when they can just write the results as they usually do.

IGBOPROMISE1:
How Edo can have the options of Olumide Akpata and Asue Ighodalo, yet end up with this man (kinda mirroring what happened at the national level last year), this typifies why Nigeria is not getting anything right and would continue in its downward spiral for the foreseeable future!

You will be naive to think the electorate matters when it comes to elections in Nigeria.

Your votes does not count!!! Election is a hoax in Nigeria.

Well, now we know why Elon Musk bought Twitter. I will not be surprised if Trump also has a stake in Twitter.

LtChisom:


Is it she was whoring in OSun state?

Not a fan of Tinubu but this is way out of line.

A self identified cultists who confessed to being a tool for the government to rig elections.

Elon musk no fit reach there?

yarimo:
Nice one from Governor elect of edo state senator Okpebholo, Edo state will now witness Alot of good governernce

Just dey play

My son would be 4 years mid next year and we are experiencing same issue.

We also have a 9 month old.

We noticed recently, he comes home wearing a different cloth from what he wore to school. When my wife checked, it smells of pee. We were very very shocked. When he got home, we changed him into his house clothes and in a matter of an hour, he peed again. We noticed he refused to use the bathroom when pressed. Even when you ask him if he is pressed, he will always deny it because he is engrossed in whatever he was doing.

Today, we observed him holding his crotch and asked him to use the bathroom immediately. He ran there and before he could completely take off his pant, he peed mostly on the floor.

For now, we have calmly cautioned and lovingly advised him but if it continues, we may need to spank him.

Bovis:
Corruption is fighting back through this man

They have seen that their lawsuit against EFCC is about to crumble, they now want it disbanded instead of reformed

Even if you dress a pig in suit, it will still return to the mud.

EFCC will always be EFCC until there is true intent of change and honesty.

JagabanB:

I am more valuable to this country than u, I'm 100% sure of that, I have contributed in various facets to the growth of this country and the people in it than u have ever done, I'm more of this country than u because I live for my country, I spend for my country, can u say the same about yourself?
We all know the answer, u are part of the category of people who believes in "japa", I'm 100% for staying in and building my country and yes, Nigerians react to govt if their preferred candidate won or not.
That's just how most of u are.

You are very delusional to think your contribution as well as that of your "preferred candidate" as growth. You and your preferred candidate has plunged this nation below the lowest of lows.

The hopeless mentality of "it is now my turn". Like a child laying claim to something they believe is their right when it is obviously not.

In a saner clime, your preferred candidate will not smell the corridor of authority or power, but with clowns like you and other just like you, they will sure get a chance because you are too retarded to smell the coffee around you and make a discerning judgement.

You are officially ignored.

JagabanB:

Police is performing their duties as federal agents not "protecting bàd governance" like u are claiming, I'm sure if it was ur preferred candidate that won, u won't tag the police with this tag and u won't accept that ur candidate is leading bad governance.

Preferred? Are we still down with this BS? You sound retarded.

These are the type of people we share this country with. These senseless people.

Very commendable

I have tried to understand this dispute between Israel and Palestine but I am not able to comprehend the whole situation.

Can't they just live in peace without all these unnecessary wars and genocide?

No matter how you see it, everybody losses.