lol, u need a job

hmm*blushing*, he was a studentn teacher then, just few yrs older than I was, gosh! he had d cutests eye balls, LOL, yeah I told him how I felt but it was too late cos I told him, t hen 2 weeks later I left d country, he felt d same way too, so that made me feel good , we're still friends, we still keep in touch

na both of una dey waste time, I think she likes what u do in bed, and d other guy dey give am goood money, u get 2 choices, keep sleeping with her, get caught by d other guy wey fit kill u or not, or make u leave am go find someone else, u dey sleep with person, she say she no fit leave d other g uy, u con tak say u no fit eat, u never see better food be dat

;Dorisirisi

arshy:

@poster

this is a very simple case, just put yourself in her shoe, if u can take that from her.
She is only trying to protect what is dear to her, she is not wrong in anyway my friend.
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Try and cut down the number, all that glitters are not gold.
Have a nice day

MAY GOD BLESS YOU FOR THAT COMMENT!

Protection , or because it sounds so cool to be with d baddest guy in d street uhhh spooky

I'm sorry, UR FRIEND TURNED GIRL? what d heck does that mean? , she u sed to be a guy, now she's a girl?

penfold:

@poster
this technique always works---------
Just walk up to her,
Stand in front of her,
Gaze into her eyes,
and start removing all your clothes one after the other------
and i mean ALL your clothing o!!

PS-make sure u are looking into her eyes while doing this o, or u might find yourself in Aro or Yaba left,
but if u are looking into her eyes u have nothing to fear,

HAPPY HUNTING

LMAO, u be bad egg, I tell u, hahaha una too funny abeg

miky:

well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics,

bros u don kolo finish, you carry 2 SHOTS em song go they toast woman


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6txMcowPeL4

LMAO , hahaha mehn u con put the youtube link here again, chei u no do am good at all, hahahaha LMAO

lame post!

see fake christians o
so una no dey read bible?
Jesus said, If a man slaps you on the right ear, TURN THE OTHER CHEEK"

LMAO, abeg person wey slap me go know say God no get tribal mark, na Slappage I go giva am back, slappage!
like dis one, make una click dis link see d kain dirty slap dem give dat guy http://youtube.com/watch?v=UbWiANSsuQE

na SLAPPAGE be dat! LOL

uhmm NO!
agewise, girls are smarter than d guys, if u want to know what I mean, contact me I go help u do research b4 una begin attack me, a 21 yr old lady and a 25 yr old guy to me be d same age, cos dem go think alike, again, go do research to know what I'm talking about,

Guys are not worth it abeg, it's his loss, PLS move on and forget about him

enough of dis bull fuk abeg, a guy telling u he still loves his girl who is HIV positive, gimme a break!!!!, DON'T! abi who tell u say condom dey 100% effective?

I'm not saying she'll "RUN" after you, if she's d kind that u see all d time, there's a chance u'll get what u want, don't just push it too far, but if she's d one u met at soem place, start up a nice onversating like I said, no relationship BS on d first day, phew!

I'm not saying she'll "RUN" after you, if she's d kind that u see all d time, there's a chance u'll get what u want, don't just push it too far, but if she's d one u met at soem place, start up a nice onversating like I said, no relationship BS on d first day, phew!

I know what u mean, dat's just how it is lately, especially around black people

Black women want to get married and raise a family. I look at the situation and feel like crap. They call themselves "MEN" but they can’t cover women and even worse women now have to go elsewhere to look for love. What a slap in the face, ur greatest treasure, ur prize, ur Queens have no Kings willing to be Kings and be responsible for the race.

Men have to realize to rebuild and to progress it means finding that queen and building with her. I know it is like 10 to 1 out here and black males want to procrastinate and “shop around” or just play around as long as they can being selfish. The consequences of our lack of forethought and concern for the big picture have us in this state of influx and crisis.

They cheat on the good women we have trying to entertain “sides” when God has blessed us with a gracious “entrée.”, Stringing women along for years with no intention of marrying them, Being insecure and afraid to deal with and build with successful woman, it's a shame!

LOL, not trying to brag or anything, I'm 5'9, see guys wanna do me, daddy's wanna do me, homos wanna do me too! ha! , I've met lots of people that are crazy about me o , I no dey form o, and who I have right now, we be same height and one of d reasons him like me na because of my height, so me I don't know about guys not crazy about tall ladies, cos I've not met one

u meet wan wey wan suck all ur money for bank account, and u meet another one wey better, no disturbance, did u even have to ask? abi e get something wey d other girl dey give u wey u no wan leave am, as yoruba people dey talk
oun ti o fe je, soun ni ko je o gbon? abeg wake up! abi na when she turn u to church rat u go realise say she no be d one for u?

Uche2nna:

@ alabiyemmi

LMAO

What of a dude that does not own an esaclade, gucci clothes talk less of gucci handkerchief. Wetin You wan make we do naw

OH MY GOD!!!! , u dey crack me up, gucci handkerchief, LMAO

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ghahahahahaha, u dey go recite lines u heard from a movie, LM AO if na me be d girl, I go yab u, spit on ur face then walk away, lol No I won't do that, but I will definitely laugh at u

I be female o, but I fit teach u how to toast,

You don't meet a girl for d first time and then ask her out, I think it's wrong!
See, d way u go look d girl (not lustfully), let her know say u like am, just walk up to her, comment on her hair or her show or something she's wearing, then walk away, I tell u d girl go wan chase after u sef, she will want to know more about u, from t here u go start, a little conversation, nothing that has to do with relationship, make her feel co mfortable, infact na she go give u her number, and u know d rest


don't just walk up to a girl and start quoting bible verses from teh Songs of Solomon, thinking she go like u abeg,

there are arab christians?

That is so lame, see I always say, when I get married, the first year and half, NO KID!, yeah, cos everything might be great when u guys are not living together, but the first year of marriage u begin to see d other side of him that's u've not seen b4, then u want to get out of that marriage b4 it's too late but u can't cos u guys have kids already, it's hard to separate, guy wey tell me say I must get belle b4 him marry me na thunder go fire am!

I don't think any lady should agree with such a guy because she no wan lose am,

I don't see why guys make such a big issue about a lady's age, it's like 'out there' now, a lady enver tells her age , lol just kidding

Have u been TRUTHFUL to her tru d whole 2/3 yrs y'all have been together? answer that honestly, if not, u know d rest,
and it's just a number, u still have feelings fro her cos if u don't, u won't even waste ur time putting up dis post, u'll just forget about d whole thing,

omena555:

wait oh! don't u guys think it is romantic to receive a slap from a babe??   especially one u've been dying for!  
just imagine her soft, beautiful  and gentle hand falling on your face and then u see stars going round your head. isnt it romantic?    

LMFAO I feel u girl, dat's very funny, but na true talk o, lol, and d guy will even fall in love more and more, lol


if guy slap me, I no need to slap am back, I go just waka comot face, next day una go hear say d guy get accident, cos I go pour pepsi inside his gas tank, nonsense and ingredient, LOL who am I kidding, person slap me, I go give am quadruple back!  

You don't have to ask, Faze Independent has my vote!

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Cosby Show, or whatever it's called
Girlfriends
Living Single
Soul Food
My Wife & Kids
Friends
About A Girl
, infact d list too long