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Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by Busta(f): 6:23pm On Oct 25, 2007 |
FactorChic: lmaooooooooooooo |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by penfold(m): 7:51pm On Oct 25, 2007 |
@poster this technique always works--------- Just walk up to her, Stand in front of her, Gaze into her eyes, and start removing all your clothes one after the other------ and i mean ALL your clothing o!! PS-make sure u are looking into her eyes while doing this o, or u might find yourself in Aro or Yaba left, but if u are looking into her eyes u have nothing to fear, HAPPY HUNTING |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by lorebobo(f): 8:19pm On Oct 25, 2007 |
well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics, are you kidding me? did you really tell her this? next time, ask questions depending on the environment. observe if she is receptive or not. as the conversation progresses, you can introduce yourself, exchange numbers and see what happens from there. abeg, no try wetin you do again. maybe next time, you'll be talking to yourself. |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by cecegorz(m): 2:32pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
wow, this guy must be an A-list comedian. i'm just having a good, deep seated laughter here. who says u need to enrol in a school to talk to a lady? but 4real, there are guys that will just freeze in front of a lady. why is that? |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by djcrucifix(m): 3:16pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
lmfao! did you go like ''excuse me, but your face looks familiar'' or ''your father must be a thief 'cos he stole all the stars and put it in your eyes'' just be cool, calm and collected plus not forgetting that you have to be a gentleguy or man or boy or whatever |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by habibi777(m): 3:24pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
my friend most gals in town now dont like toasting, the best thing to do is get her attension be urself, and be nice. trust me that sounds better |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by EmekaNaija(m): 5:17pm On Oct 26, 2007 |
Guy, dont mind these guys. Dem no know whats up. Tell the chic say: Infact, my name is [Your Name]. I am from [Your Place]. I am living the American Dream. Infact if you come to my house and eat, you dont need to wash the dishes because i have a dish washer. Finally, baby, baby, i love you, i love you, Please, talk your own. If that doesnt work out fine, then try get back to me, i'll think up something for u. Aight? lol |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by Builder: 4:41pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics, Lick-69, are you vietnamese by any chance |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by miky(m): 4:42am On Oct 28, 2007 |
well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics, bros u don kolo finish, you carry 2 SHOTS em song go they toast woman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6txMcowPeL4 |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by sweetberry(f): 7:38am On Oct 28, 2007 |
EmekaNaija: u re too funny |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by bigboy2006: 7:33pm On Oct 29, 2007 |
bros next time say i love u talk ur own simple as abc |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by FactorChic(f): 7:49pm On Oct 29, 2007 |
miky: LMAO , hahaha mehn u con put the youtube link here again, chei u no do am good at all, hahahaha LMAO |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by FactorChic(f): 7:50pm On Oct 29, 2007 |
penfold: LMAO, u be bad egg, I tell u, hahaha una too funny abeg |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by SAMFORTIS(m): 2:50pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
guy i think the best thing to do is to change your toasting techniques and put a face to your new way |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by juv1(m): 7:47pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
bravo bravo!! thanx y'all for the advices. though some people only made matters worse but some did say something very good. but wait a minute, Is there any single babe out there.pls hola @ me, Now this na serious matter, i need to showcase the new improved me |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by barikisu(f): 4:29am On Oct 31, 2007 |
guy u funny o! go outside go sample ur skills on real girls because u fit end up toasting boy signed up as girl on nairaland |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by seun001(m): 7:36am On Oct 31, 2007 |
lick_69: and don't forget to inform us of your latest experiment.overconfidence fit spoil your show oooo! |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by FactorChic(f): 7:21pm On Oct 31, 2007 |
barikisu:LOL true talk |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by kzzyjoe(m): 8:58pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
OMO iMAR NA REAL BOMBOCLA, U JUST BURST RYMES, |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by slimes(m): 2:50pm On Nov 03, 2007 |
Toasting what , a girl! is she bread or sand wich. Wooing her is the correct word. All the same. Ur approach in the real sense of it is outdated. Try making up an interesting topic nxt time like how the movies interest u. Girls want to know how interesting u can be with ur words. |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by davidif: 5:48pm On Dec 30, 2007 |
ouch dang, boy if i were you, i would be sooooooooo extremely embarassed, i would be sooooo ashamed of myself that i would go lock myself up at home, in fact, if i ever saw the girl again i would avoid her, man what an ego-bruiser. My guy if you like yourself, you better go sidon for house and watch some pirated VCD's and never go out to watch movies again. ONCE AGAIN A BIIIIIIIIIIG OUCH. |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by ariblaze(m): 7:50pm On Dec 30, 2007 |
@post now you are joking but here goes my take just tell the girl , hmmmm you remind me of my mommy |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by samsondavi(m): 6:57pm On Dec 31, 2007 |
this is funny post of the year 2007. very funny |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by Don1DeMaco: 7:19pm On Dec 31, 2007 |
though this seems a bit belated but i really don't see anything wrong with the poster's line the problem with him was he had no back up plan/ line i mean u see a girl for the first time and make her laugh, i bet her boyfriend hasnt achieved that in a while the problem was he needed to get serious after making her laugh just my thought and really i don't think there is any formula/ pick up line that really works for all girls its more like how u handle yourself when faced with such situations have u ever tried your best line and get insulted before? how did u handle it? did u just take defeat or u tried to manage the situation? though i tell u some girls are born nasty so no matter the line, u go still mess up |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by sucess001(m): 2:22pm On May 20, 2008 |
meeeennn!!! u guys are killing me!! nairalanders really have a good sense of humour. @ poster, tell the girl, "someone sent me a n mtn,glo and celtel recharge card and i use starcomms, do u mind if i give u a card? |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by mygee33(m): 2:38pm On May 20, 2008 |
I didn't know nairaland get this kind people here ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder what will become of these if the become President of this country, where the former one de BOSS in his own tactics. I can't stop laughing. i think i found myself a bus stop |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by MVuchy(m): 1:32pm On May 22, 2008 |
@ Don1 i agree with you. @ poster your f***k up no be your line, but na say u no get back up plan. for making her laugh thats 60% success, you 4 just follow up but this time more seriously. don't ever back up 4rm such sweet opportunity. one love |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by folanusi(m): 1:58pm On May 22, 2008 |
This is the funniest post i have ever read on NL. there are tears in my eyes. I go die ohhhh |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by lysaa(f): 3:42pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
folanusi: same here o, kai, this guy is just joking i know that sha |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by candylips(m): 3:49pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
Big boys like us don't toast cos all the finest babes in town can't stop running after us . |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by Lady2(f): 4:05pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
ROTFLOOOOLLLLL @Poster |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by noetic(m): 4:16pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
Don1DeMaco:yea right. but i still dont tink d scenario happened. d guy just want make us laugh |
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