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My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by juv1(m): 6:29pm On Oct 19, 2007 |
help help help! can u imagine? i saw this very beautiful babe @ the cinema yesterday, i couldn’t resist her beauty, so i summoned courage and walked up to her, as i started yarning, na so the babe begin laugh o , the next thing she said was; im sorry but this is 2007 and not 70’s, so please try another tactics, goodbye… i think i am kind of old fashioned in the whole toasting thing,please i need an advice… please whats the latest lyrics/rymes or ways for toasting babes of these days?? i go compensate the person wey get the most effective lyrics 1 Like |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by ThoniaSlim(f): 6:44pm On Oct 19, 2007 |
lmao, . una no go kill me with laugh. |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by kaymi(f): 7:51pm On Oct 19, 2007 |
lol, Very funny, Please, what did you say to her?I guess you need my grand pa to teach you all about that, |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by Busta(f): 9:08pm On Oct 19, 2007 |
exactly, why not tell us wat u told her or how u went about to toast her. were u like " oh baby, u wanna be my baby"?? |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by debosky(m): 9:11pm On Oct 19, 2007 |
Busta: I'm sure he tried the 'Ifeoma stylee' 'Ifeoma, Ifeoma, Ifeoma, I wanna marry you, gimme ya love, gimme ya loooove!' 1 Like |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by nana(f): 9:14pm On Oct 19, 2007 |
Lol |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by juv1(m): 3:22pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really wanna know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel cos i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Pls baby i really wanna be ur man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. pls what did i say wrong? U people are not helping matters cos u are not giving me any latest lyrics, 1 Like |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by ima1(f): 3:39pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
lick_69: lol thats the most wacked up pick up line i have ever heard, lol wats with the oh baby and uncompleted benz, oh boy ur line dates back to the 1920's not 70's, why don't u try getting to know her like talking about stuff like the movie she saw in the cinema, ask for her name what she does and listen to pick up interesting info about her instead of making useless promises, na u say u go buy her things she can't even pronounce, hope say u even fit buy things she fit pronounce, e.g recharge card. |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by niceuzor: 3:40pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
. . .lol |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by naira4doll(m): 4:04pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
hahahah, bros abeg come make i brush u up! |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by niceuzor: 4:06pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
Oga what's the meaning of that |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by otokx(m): 4:36pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
This is very interesting; which one come be uncompleted Mercedes Benz? You wan buy her wetin? Na you spoil show. Take it easy and don't ever plan what you will say. Start a chat up with something in the environment which you perceive will catch her fancy and never try to throw your money up in her face. |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by Nobody: 4:39pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
Guy, am in the same mood like you, right now too my own styles too,has pass me by i pray God gimmie more styles , lol |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by Babybee(f): 4:40pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
This topic is so funny, cant stop laffing here. ok, guys be honest, at least he is bold enough to come on here, so give him some honest advise, |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by Nobody: 4:41pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
lick_69: this not even 1920's style but but 16thcentury mode. Follow what ima1 said, its a better way try knowing her first not all those nonsense, Did you think you were acting a film ? |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by nazzyon(m): 4:44pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
Not a regular here. I always imagine what I will sound like on my first day. I know one thing for sure Nerds and Geeks always gets the best girls . So I don't have problems yet. |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by debosky(m): 4:45pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
mdsocks: another Nollywood star is born! |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by bagoma(f): 4:49pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
i laughed till tears rolled down my eyes. what! i still cant beleive anyone still uses lines / lyrics to "toast" babe these days. you must be living in the last century. what? oh my dayz. cant stop laughing. |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by sammy6(m): 5:02pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
LOL. I think what you mean by uncompleted benz is a convertible benz.The first lesson for you is to endeavour to say things the way they are.Second lesson here is that you shouldnt keep going on and on like a blaber.You kept going on that you even forgot to ask her name.Third lesson and most important,dont boast,let her observe for herself. |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by Nobody: 5:17pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
Keep with reality not fantasy, like you would buy her a flying Jeep you can follow these Don't fidget, look her straight in the face(make eye contact) talk about how the day as been or what you just watched, Is she still schooling,what university , Talk about the good /bad about the university and lots more Just make it interactive, (you must make her contribute) by posing questions that would make her reply, Please baby i really want to be your man Don't ask straight away that you wanna be her man, just friends Guys pls help me out, add more for the guy |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by saucekid(m): 5:18pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
@ poster, if you've listened to dj jimmy's album 'DA DEFINITION' ,you should be able to know the rhymes,lyrics and stylee to use or better still, register for my online babe toasting course N2500 registeration fee and i will give you the latest lines that make anything female (humans only) swoon remember N2500 will give you lasting love, think about it |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by Cyclone5(m): 5:20pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
mdsocks: This na advice? You think say na arrangee marriage dem dey do? The guy said he saw her at the cinema. Wetin he for take get to know am first? Google? My only surprise is that the girl was patient enough to wait for the guy to finish im lecture. I suppose she was dying to cut him with that put down so it was worth it. My guy (Poster), that kind P Diddy rap was crass when it was fresh so feel free to retire it O. |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by ifyalways(f): 5:28pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
Only on NLD |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by Nobody: 5:29pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
Cyclone5: @Cyclone5 do you think naija is like the UK, why must you rap like Musicians to get babes |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by Nobody: 5:31pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
this guy don break my ribs! haba! |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by ThoniaSlim(f): 5:33pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
lick_69: ok, this is one funny shit, couldn't help laughing, lmao |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by gilgee(m): 5:33pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
@ all Come guys, diz guy story na yawa. Nothing but a joke. Nobi only uncompleted Benz, na 12 doors golf. lol, I trust guys in the house, dem go teach u wella |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by somze(f): 5:37pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
one more reason to laugh up at nairaland. |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by Egavlas(m): 5:40pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
hahaha. You saw her at the Cinema(probably siverbird or the palms). And you still told her you ll take her places she has only seen on tv? come on dude! In this present times, anything seen on tv is not hard to get or visit. Anyways try and remember next time that a girl is not some kind of delicacy that u have to qualify with delicious and tantalizing. I think you have been listening to too much of that Fat guy that calls himself Big LO, the one that collabs with 2shots . He spits out wacky lyrics just like the one u used here. |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by 2old4that(m): 5:49pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
This is funny! i never knew winning over a lady requires a style . . . or perhaps lyrics. lol |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by lanresco15(m): 5:52pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
Hey Man, there is a 80% probability that I am not as old as u are but i can tell that all u said there was bullshit, i mean she has every reason reason to laugh bocs u gave her the reason to laugh, well, next time man, always b careful with her mood, walk up to her, ok for instance at the galleria, ask he if she enjoyed the film, what she thinks abt the film, tell her abt what u think abt the film and then switch into the facts of knowing her, u know like what she does, is it the first time she is coming to see a movie and u know questions come up and on and on and on see ya man and gudluck to the next person |
Re: My Toasting Tactics Are Outdated? She Laughed At Me! by juv1(m): 6:55pm On Oct 20, 2007 |
thanks alot people, i sure feel so much better with ur advices. I think after surviving this, i should right a book bout it sometimes in the near future. keep the advice coming, ciao |
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