Midehi:
only kid boys thinks this way! SMH

Am sure if u taste u too will have no option than to...

I don't know whether it by chance or coincidence almost all the girls I meet after I cook indomie and Egg for them, my getting to the Promise Land is guarantee.

Any other testifier in the house

They are four and the fourth one is ur STUPIDITY

On Nairaland God Fearing man, Joke of the day

She borrow the white vest na why she dey cry

Is Oluwaseun Osewa on Nairaland? If yes what is his user name

Guys how can I stop this addiction

crowther15:
I collected this pishure from a friend of mine. These are accounting students writing their first semester exams (2014/2015) session inside BLT . Did U think student will still not cheat with miles of spaces between them.

The poster of this post is so dumb. Am out of here

Who is this INTROVERT sef,?

You only care about the face if it is a long time thing u r planning but if na just banging oga forget face

MJEndow:
, i love this

Why wont u love it. Imagine that the guy there is ur dad/son would you still love it

INTROVERT:
that's kossyablaze....



money ain't everything sha.

For Nairaland girls money is everything

The next person that will comment will explain

deadZONE:
i hv gotten ban like one million times, i had to abandon that account.

What do I do to get ban

CICERO09:
nah it shows the post is full of copy and paste crap+ u re a d.i.c.k head

Dick head is still good at least I go dey enter puna but u r a piece of S. H. I. T

surestsam:
Trash!!!

It shows u r not romantic at all

CICERO09:
Sincerely i learnt nothing

It shows how empty ur head is

20 sexy messages to start a sexy conversation Keep your sexy text messages naughty and mysterious. It makes the exchange of texts more exciting because your partner wouldn’t know what’s on your mind. Instead, they’ll feel like they’re the one that’s building up the sexual texts by asking the right questions, when in fact, you’ll be the one who actually starts the whole sexy game by saying the perfect first line! Are you ready to get naughty while texting sexy? Just use these subtle and sexy conversation starters while texting and go with the flow. And remember to think sexy and talk sexy. #1 I can’t believe I texted you while I was peeing. #2 I’m feeling so cold even though I’m under the blanket. Hold on for a minute, lemme put on my clothes. #3 I wish you could be with me now. #4 I’m watching a sexy video of a girl/guy who looks just like you *link it to an explicit video with a really attractive person so your lover would be flattered*. #5 What are you wearing right now? #6 Can you guess the color of my underwear? #7 My legs are missing you in between them. #8 I just bought new underwear and can’t wait to show it to you. #9 If I were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you? #10 I’m watching porn. #11 My hands were busy, but they took a break to text you. #12 I’m imagining you’re with me right now… #13 I’m trying to sleep, but I can’t stop thinking about all the things you could do to me if you were with me right now. #14 I’m looking for intimacy gadgets online… #15 I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it… #16 Do you believe in kiss and tell? Cause I want you to kiss me and do things to me in your mind and tell me all about it. #17 I’m lying in bed and bored. Do you want to play Simon Says? #18 What would you want to do with me after our date tomorrow? #19 I can see two pussies humping outside my window. They’re meowing so much it’s hard for me to go back to sleep. #20 Wanna play a game with me? Once you use any of these lines as your sext text conversation starter, it’ll automatically get your lover’s mind racing into sexual overdrive.

Hardetutu01:
i've been on nairaland since 2012 but i dnt knw how to create a topic.dnt want u guys to abuse pls,jst help ur broda

Pls let me laugh first before we teach u LOOOOOOOOOOL

Cutehector:
this was ur first post op... Hian...

U dey form CIA abi, hence forth my eyes are on u and our two will start Meek mill and drake fight here

Mine was in the romance Session, where I lied

Before you Marry her wait see their mother you might fall in love with her

All the best

How u tey join Nairaland sef