What about now?

DandeNumeruno:


Why do you people set yourselves up for mockery??

Mulan hasn't been released and won't be released until Covid-19 has run it's course.

I'd rather have all the food and money without sex for a year.
I don't know why a lot of guys would do anything to have sex, like it's an accomplishment.

TheGidRedpiller:
STOP OVER-EMPHASIZING ON S£X!!
STOP PAYING FOR IT!!

This is not what i intended on talking about today, but someone i know said something that really triggered me.
We were having a slight discussion on what is more important to a man to keep himself alive and a question poped out of the discussion, it was like this; Would You Rather Eat Very Well, Have Enough Food No Matter The Weather For A Year WITHOUT S£X.....Or, Have All The S£X You Want For A Year Without Enough Food?

Now, although this simple question is not something that should trigger anyone no matter what he knows or has experienced, as a matter of fact, we all agreed that we would rather go with the food; I couldn't sit comfortably knowing that this young man just put food and s£x in the same level probable importance!

MEN!! LET US STOP HYPING THESE BIITTCHES FOR CHRIST SAKE!
S£x is not and will never be that important, that shiit is free if you play the game right!

A biittch would feel cool if she was around right?

Still Typing...

How to get away with murder.

Dpsychologist:
Being a kid was the most fun part of my life. It was also the time when i believe alot of dumb things which i later realise in life were all false. Some were spread by my parents, relatives, siblings, and friends to make us afraid or control us.

When I was a kid I used to believe that

1. Rubber band sucks blood

2. That fish swims in one's belly upon consumption.

3. Lucozade and maltuna are for sick people.

4. I believe when you take mango and at the same time drink garri it will kill you.

5. When i eat food in the night, i am eating with the devil.

6. Wen I swallow gum it will tie my intestine and I will die.

7. If I swallow any seed the tree will grow on my head

8. There is grinding machine in my stomach that digest the food i eat.

9. I thought trees moves backwards wen you are in a moving car.

10. If i wash my school uniform on sunday, it won't dry at all

11. God usually comes down to collect offering.

12. Any food that falls on the ground is already eaten by the devil.

13. If lizard see my tooth that is missing it will not grow again

14. If u bite me and I mix chicken shit n red oil all your teeth will remove.

15. That women gave birth through their navel.

16.If u point burial ground. Something bad will happen to you

17.If u drag a stick on the ground while walking. Your mama will give birth to snake.

18. I use to believe all pot belly men are rich.

19. I use to think that all black people will go to hell because devil is black and White people will go to heaven because Jesus is white.

20. Satan was right under my feet.

21. Any time u mistakenly cut ur self and blood is coming out you should start sucking it so that your blood will not finish.

22. I use to believe eating head of ice fish together with the eyes will make my eyes big as well.

23. If u jump/cross me,I will not grow again.

24. If u flog a girl with broom,she will not marry.

25 when i was a kid i used to think the moon follows me wherever i go as i was getting older the Story changed that all streets have there own moon lol.

26. When you dont go to church on sunday and u stay alone at home satan will come and steal you.

27. I believed everyone who stays in the village is either a witch or a wizard. I vowed never to visit any village.

28. if a cat spits on you death awaits you

29. Older people never Excrete

30. I use to think that as a flower boy, the flower gal was my babe o lol.

Over to you. What are the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?

I used to think we were the leaders of tomorrow.

Beorn:


Disney studios.

Indeed.... What's the address?

DandeNumeruno:


Why do you people set yourselves up for mockery??

Mulan hasn't been released and won't be released until Covid-19 has run it's course.

Thanks for the info. It was quite helpful.

Who has the link to download Mulan?

johnw47:


hypercrite:





and i don't evangelize to pigs - satans mob, try and get at least one thing right

pig, i you want to argue then stick around
and don't go running away again for four days like a cowering dog with his tail between his legs


Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before pigs, .... Mat_7:6

Someone is pained
Ignorant Fool.
I pray for you to have common sense.

unlimitedesq:

Please can you explain the issue of national ID card better

It's not something difficult.
Once you've done your National ID card before... At some point, you'd have dropped your account details.
That's the details they'll use to send the supposed "Quarantine money"

johnw47:


i don't enlighten pigs-satans mob:

Mat_7:6  Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

your destiny is set out:
Rev_20:15  And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

And this is how your pastor taught how to evangelize.... By insulting.?


You know, you are way worse than I am.

jeswinner:


I am not aware of the National ID issue. Some banks are notorious for always paying salaries late (1 week or 2 weeks late in some cases) while others pay very early.

True though... But when you get paid.
Pls do let us know.

johnw47:


sorry about insulting your god satan - not


fallenangel thread:


he is, he is your god

Yh... He is... At least I have proof he exist.
What's your proof that your "God" exists?

Fynestboi:
Let us know the movie you are currently watching now, be it a Yoruba movie, an English, Hausa, Igbo, Ghanian, Indian, Korean, Chinese, British, American or even Anime etc or Home video, TV Series (season movies), what episode?

Any kind of movie you are currently watching now just post the name and if possible a little summary.

...let's keep the ball rolling..!

The Witcher.
Supernaturals... I bet you wouldn't even finish it.
Banshee.
Shooter.
Start-Up.


When you're done with those series... I'll give you more.

I challenge y'all to finish those series.

viccipedia:
Ignorant lot!

Maybe he wasn't talking about March 27th 2020... Maybe 20××...
Fake Pastors everywhere.

Have Common Sense!!!

johnw47:

you can't insult satan, anything bad you say about him is true

he is a lying false accuser, true
good if he take it as insult, but he probably smirk

This is how Dumb, brainwashed Christians talk.
So sad.

jeswinner:
People using Uba and Access in my place just got theirs

That's probably probable... Because someone using Zenith Bank where I was receive his and not the afore mentioned bank.


Heard the qualification to get the money is... You simply need to have your National ID card.

masterP042:
We have always heard a one sided story, from God and the bible. We've not really heard from the other side. So OP u may be right, there might be a probability that satan is God. Considering the fact that all the other religions are against him yet against all odds, he's still here and active. Also his followers are the rich, influential and the ones that rule this world.

Besides even from the one sided story of God from the bible, I don't really trust that guy, from how he commands his followers to invade people's land, kill and enslave them, and take their virgin daughters as wives etc to how he kills the whole humanity in a gruesome way by drowning them, to impregnating a young betrothed virgin to give birth to his supposed self etc.. That guy is just so complex and psychopathic. He is even a villain in his own story.

Dude... You get my point...
You deserve a cold beer!
You drink?

falcon01:
Religion gives the hopeless false hope, it makes them feel as if there suffering ain't for nothing. sometimes I think its a tool created to prevent poor people from protesting.

Exactly ��

falcon01:
Lots of normal things aint ok with Religions

A wise man once said: "Religion is a tool used by smart people,to control a certain amount of lost,confused or ignorant people".

So... Anything about religion is false.

Goldencheese:
ITo answer your question succinctly: The fact that there are counterfeit currencies only points to one thing: there is a genuine one out there. The blueprint to find that one true original is embedded within the warm alcoves of your very beautiful ❤️.

No Offence... But this analogy doesn't apply to what I post earlier or religion.

So you are insinuating that the Occultists, Satanists, Illuminati, Native doctors who carry out human rituals/sacrifices, rape, witchcraft manipulations, sermoning demons are serving the true God?


What I'm saying is... There's no God.
Just "Right" and "Wrong" decisions.

comshots:
I didn't spend on you,does that mean I am broke?

YES.

Just as the topic goes... Let's just for a moment... Imagine Satan is God and God is Satan.?
Think of it.... All religions not matter how weird or bizzare,admit there's one Satan.
But there are different Gods.
And according to the "Bible"... The Lord never Changes (That means, he's constant).
And that's what Satan is.

Well.... I'd like y'all to throw more light.
No insults.
✌�

.Take note; I'm not talking about the fallen angels who were defeated in battle by the Arch angel Michael. I'm talking about demons, witches and wizard. Let's go to the book of Genenis chapter 1 vs 21.

Dude... Don't talk about me behind my back �

Vampires/Witches/Demons ?

Aliens/UFO/Extra-terresterials ?

Above mentioned are real. They exist.


Tomorrow, make it a deal. I wont fail.

Dude has watched so many "Vampire Diaries" "Originals" and "Supernatural" ����.


Get a Life bruv.

comshots:
Las Las, valentine na scam.

Dude... Just say you're broke �