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Romance / Re: My Ugly Co-worker Just Blew Me A Kiss? by fart: 4:43pm On Nov 15, 2015
Give him a hot slap
Travel / Re: Trailer Accident In Apapa Lagos State This Morning! (Photos) by fart: 3:35pm On Nov 14, 2015
If you are not hearing of at least one trailer accident per day...you are not in Nigeria.
Celebrities / Re: Photos From DJ Cuppy's Birthday Party by fart: 9:37pm On Nov 13, 2015
How does this decrease the price of garri, matches, derricka, yam, house rent, BRT fare, inflation, aeroplane ticket, etc?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Entry-level Data Inventory Analyst In An Oil And Gas Company - (21 Locations) by fart: 6:11pm On Nov 13, 2015
I see now. There is someone who is invited at 10 and another person invited at 11 am. I think this assessmemt is based on a first come first serve basis
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Entry-level Data Inventory Analyst In An Oil And Gas Company - (21 Locations) by fart: 3:47pm On Nov 13, 2015
I think the name of the company we are applying for is Addax Petroleum
Career / Re: Feeling Used And Dumped! by fart: 3:27pm On Nov 13, 2015
Ehen? Your boss is tired of your loose p.u.ssy
Fashion / Re: Collete Nwadike For The Face Of Universe World Finals by fart: 2:43pm On Nov 13, 2015
Emmalaw10:
Only that miss Germany, Miss Dominican Rep and Miss Guinea can rival our own Collette for that crown!

Mis guinea? If I give you one hot slap, your eyes will somersault

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Fashion / Re: Collete Nwadike For The Face Of Universe World Finals by fart: 2:38pm On Nov 13, 2015
menabae:
I think miss Nigeria is the prettiest of them all if the competition is centered on face alone not sexiness,my #opinion thou#chai miss kenya,mali and ghana I comment my reserve grin

Shut up. Do you need flogging? Miss Estonia...chai fine girl
Fashion / Re: Collete Nwadike For The Face Of Universe World Finals by fart: 2:37pm On Nov 13, 2015
azeeza:
Abeg she better pass miss. Mali becos she looks bonny abi?

Boney is what oyinbo like. Oyinbo people like to see bone.
Fashion / Re: Collete Nwadike For The Face Of Universe World Finals by fart: 2:36pm On Nov 13, 2015
Which one is that? Has miss Nigeria lost her eyesight? All her African peers did not tie gele or even wear their native clothing. They know not to do that because oyinbo does not like it. Bet it. Nigeria will not win. Disgrace. Must we come last in everything?
Crime / Re: British Woman In Court For Marrying Two Nigerian Men - Photos by fart: 9:48am On Nov 13, 2015
Only an Igbo man can marry this type of woman

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2015/2016 Shell Petroleum Graduate Programme by fart: 9:41am On Nov 13, 2015
God is good. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2015/2016 Shell Petroleum Graduate Programme by fart: 10:06pm On Nov 12, 2015
SSpeter:
The way wey we dey comment for this thread and with the serious nd enthusiasm showed I hope we discover crude oil.... grin grin

Nigeria just found oil in Chad
Celebrities / Re: ★ Yemi Alade In Stunning Attire With Dj Spinall by fart: 8:40am On Nov 12, 2015
The picture is nice but why do African not like to consider minor details? There is tissue and broom stick on the floor. A classy photo now looks like trash. Please it is good to copy oyinbo sometimes. They have sense. Clearly the black man does not. mscheeewww
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested For Shooting Female Judge Handling His Case In US (pic) by fart: 8:43pm On Nov 11, 2015
NA WA. Nigerians are now misbehaving overseas oo. Anyway, why am I shouting. Nigerians have been disgracing Nigeria since 1603

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Romance / Re: Annoying Boyfriend Habits That Girls Hate by fart: 2:06pm On Nov 11, 2015
Cutehector:
I don't do relationships... smiley
That's my boy. Check my threads to see what I had to say about wanting to be single forever

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu's Son, Seyi Is Engaged (photos) by fart: 6:48am On Nov 11, 2015
shocked
Health / Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by fart: 5:00pm On Nov 10, 2015
seankay:
Soon some people would start selling sealed fart

Igbos
Crime / Re: Man Dies Few Weeks After Raping His Sister's Daughter by fart: 4:57pm On Nov 10, 2015
Karma ! God is in control
Career / Re: Why Do People Keep Their Salaries Secret? by fart: 4:15pm On Nov 10, 2015
satowind:
My wife has been hiding her salary from me. Even when we were dating thou saw it as normal till now 2 months into our marriage and she still refuse to tell me her salary but she knows mine.


Why do people hide there salary especially girls?

Just check her phone for alerts while she is in the bathroom
Food / Re: Entertained With An Hyena In The Village- See Pictures by fart: 12:02pm On Nov 10, 2015
Chai, they just put rubbish inside their system without knowing what it is. If it was a white man he will ask questions and investigate. But black man will just pick and eat, no questions asked. Monkyes.. angry
Romance / Re: When Your Girlfriend Denies You Right In Your Presence... by fart: 11:58am On Nov 10, 2015
Plenty women in this nation deserve to be slapped.
Family / Re: How To Deal With A Terrible Maid? by fart: 11:43pm On Nov 09, 2015
Since she is giving you stress, then give her hell too. You are a madam. Rudely command her about. Enter her room and destroy her property after all who can do anything to you? Show her pepper. is she the only one in the world who can be rude? Spit on her and walk away. Eye her to her face. When she is not caring for the grandfather, give her more work. If she had work she would not have the time to disturb you. So have her scrub every inch of the house clean. Even the roof must be scrubbed clean
Career / Re: CRIN Workers Strip To Underwear To Protest Against Management (photos) by fart: 11:32pm On Nov 09, 2015
Lol, these people are awesome
Celebrities / Re: What Rita Dominic Wore to AFRIFF Opening, Are The Trousers Not Too Long? by fart: 8:15pm On Nov 09, 2015
Cute kiss
Politics / Re: Police Urge Lagos Residents Not To Report Crime First On Social Media by fart: 6:31pm On Nov 09, 2015
Why not? They don't want us to expose their nyash? They don't want the world to see the true failures that they are? Nonsense.
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Evangelist Over Rape Of 13-years-old Girl by fart: 4:34pm On Nov 09, 2015
That evangelist is covered in the blood of the Devil
Travel / Re: We Are Not Leaving Nigeria - Virgin Atlantic by fart: 3:11pm On Nov 09, 2015
If you like leave, who is holding you. Mscheww
Investment / Re: MTN Must Respect Laws Of Host Countries - South Africa Deputy President by fart: 10:41pm On Nov 08, 2015
MTN should shut up and pay th money. When south Africans were killing nigerians in south Africa did it not occur that they would pay dearly for that? Also what about all the money MTN steals from us? If I make call for one minute they deduct 1000 naira from my balance. Fools. They must pay every kobo. Let us hear word. No body should feel bad for the company jare.
Investment / Re: MTN Must Respect Laws Of Host Countries - South Africa Deputy President by fart: 10:41pm On Nov 08, 2015
MTN should shut up and pay th money. When south Africans were killing nigerians in south Africa did it not occur that they would pay dearly for that? Also what about all the money MTN steals from us? If I make call for one minute they deduct 1000 naira from my balance. Fools. They must pay every kobo. Let us hear word. No body should feel bad for the company jare. .

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Investment / Re: MTN Must Respect Laws Of Host Countries - South Africa Deputy President by fart: 10:40pm On Nov 08, 2015
MTN should shut up and pay th money. When south Africans were killing nigerians in south Africa did it not occur that they would pay dearly for that? Also what about all the money MTN steals from us? If I make call for one minute they deduct 1000 naira from my balance. Fools. They must pay every kobo. Let us hear word. No body should feel bad for the company jare.

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Celebrities / Re: Miss Nigeria, Ezinne Akudo Causes Fashion Envy At Miss Nigeria Pageant Finale by fart: 10:17pm On Nov 08, 2015
I don't see anything enviable there. She should have put a ball of cloth in the bosom area to mimic breasts

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