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Romance / Re: I Am A Side Chick And I Am Happy Is That A Bad Thing? by fart: 5:33pm On Jun 26, 2017
kennygee:
That is a complete display or low self esteem and lack of self worth.

I am happy and feel content in life tho even tho i feel bad for the married woman but love is love. put urself in my shoes
Family / Re: Check Out These Stunning Muslim Sisters by fart: 5:26pm On Jun 26, 2017
but they are showing their hair. i can see their hair is nobody going to talk about that?

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Romance / I Am A Side Chick And I Am Happy Is That A Bad Thing? by fart: 5:24pm On Jun 26, 2017
I fell deeply in love with this married man in 2001. He has 8 kids but He has money which is what attracted me to him in the first place. We go out to eat in very expensive places, we travel alot together. I think he tells his wife that he is on business trips but that is not my concern. The truth is im not actually the side chick. It is the woman that is the side chick even though she is married to by boyfriend because I met him before he met her for some reason he chose to marry her but I stuck with him for his money. I like that there is no attachment. Im not lacking anything so what is the need for marriage? In fact if I want a child I can still have it with him, he will care for the child. The only thing the woman has that I dont have is the wedding ring but I dont care I can have him buy all the rings I want. Girls I hope you are taking note. Just use the mans cucumber and money that is the key to happiness.

UPDATE: for those of you bashing me I dont care. So what if I am just a hole to him? he is just a cucumber and money to me. in fact he put my name in is will. what does that tell you? I am an important part of his life. so good bye haters
Properties / Re: Nigerian Landlord Found Prepaid Meters In A Village in Ghana (Video) by fart: 2:50pm On May 27, 2017
I wish I was from Ghana. I disown Nigerian. F

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Religion / Re: Which Of The Following Do Not Give Offering In Church? (PHOTOS) by fart: 1:30pm On May 21, 2017
Please what is the definition of offering? Are we offering money to the pastors pocket?
Religion / Re: Christian Dressing: Is There A Model Way Christians Should Dress? by fart: 1:27pm On May 21, 2017
People are talking about dressing. It is also about who you are inside. Is your heart modest? Some women will wear long gown during church but walk about naked Sunday evening
Religion / Re: Christian Dressing: Is There A Model Way Christians Should Dress? by fart: 1:24pm On May 21, 2017
No if you like walk about naked.
Religion / Re: Ten Richest Pastors In Nigeria 2017 And Their Net Worth by fart: 1:11pm On May 21, 2017
Jesus was the poorest man in the world but this pastors are rich. Should they not be donating their money to the poor? Please open your eyes and stop worshipping demons
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Reportedly Dies On A Flight To Malaysia by fart: 9:27pm On May 19, 2017
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Romance / Nigerian Man Reportedly Dies On A Flight To Malaysia by fart: 9:15pm On May 19, 2017
His wife is now lamenting that she is a single mother and has to raise a child alone. Who will now pay for the childs education? This heavy burden could have been easily avoided if only the breadwinner of the house had protected his childs future. Moral of the story, do not be like this man. Think of your family in case you pass away. An easy way to care for your childs education is through Custodian's Education Endowment Policy. This policy provides benefits for the payment of the school fees of the policyholder's child and other incidentals at any chosen level of his/her education- Primary, secondary, tertiary level. Through this arrangement; a parent can start to provide for the education of his child immediately, and so dispel all the worry of uncertainty and the strain of not being able to fund his child';s education in future, The policy guarantees the education of your child(ren) whether alive or dead.

The benefits of this policy are: Education of the child is guaranteed, tax advantages, bonus declaration enhances the benefit, and systemic saving vehicle.
A young Nigerian man has reportedly died while on a flight back to his base in Malaysia.

According to reports, a young man identified as Oguadinma Somtochukwu, was found dead while on a flight back to his base in Malaysia.

Oguadinma was reportedly on his way back to rejoin his wife and kids who he left behind when he came on a short visit to Nigeria, before his death.

Facebook user Princess Bonita Bolingo, wrote a tribute to him saying: "A kind hearted guy.

Full of life.

But the evil ones wouldn't let him live long.

Died yesterday on his way back to his base in Malaysia.

Died in plane.

Still hard to believe.

Sleep on Somy nwanne m.

God bless ur soul."



(Gossip Naij) https://gossip.naij.com/1090971-nigerian-man-reportedly-dies-a-flight-malaysia.html
Romance / Re: End Time Lady Share Photo After She Had Hot Sex On Facebook -see Photo by fart: 9:11pm On May 19, 2017
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Health / Nigerian Man Reportedly Dies On A Flight To Malaysia by fart: 9:09pm On May 19, 2017
A young Nigerian man has reportedly died while on a flight back to his base in Malaysia.

According to reports, a young man identified as Oguadinma Somtochukwu, was found dead while on a flight back to his base in Malaysia.

Oguadinma was reportedly on his way back to rejoin his wife and kids who he left behind when he came on a short visit to Nigeria, before his death.

Facebook user Princess Bonita Bolingo, wrote a tribute to him saying: "A kind hearted guy.

Full of life.

But the evil ones wouldn't let him live long.

Died yesterday on his way back to his base in Malaysia.

Died in plane.

Still hard to believe.

Sleep on Somy nwanne m.

God bless ur soul."

His wife is now lamenting that she is a single mother and has to raise a child alone. Who will now pay for the childs education? This heavy burden could have been easily avoided if only the breadwinner of the house had protected his childs future. Moral of the story, do not be like this man. Think of your family in case you pass away. An easy way to care for your childs education is through Custodian's Education Endowment Policy. This policy provides benefits for the payment of the school fees of the policyholder's child and other incidentals at any chosen level of his/her education- Primary, secondary, tertiary level. Through this arrangement; a parent can start to provide for the education of his child immediately, and so dispel all the worry of uncertainty and the strain of not being able to fund his child';s education in future, The policy guarantees the education of your child(ren) whether alive or dead.

The benefits of this policy are: Education of the child is guaranteed, tax advantages, bonus declaration enhances the benefit, and systemic saving vehicle.

(Gossip Naij) https://gossip.naij.com/1090971-nigerian-man-reportedly-dies-a-flight-malaysia.html
Romance / Re: I Want To Share My Story. Some People Can Not Be Loved by fart: 11:04pm On May 17, 2017
Freewoman your brain is made of frozen gutter water. See how your mouth is smelling like my moniker.
Romance / Re: List Those Bad Atittudes Your Spouse Might Have To Cope With When You Marry by fart: 8:11pm On May 05, 2017
FreeSpirited:
Here, we call it moniker instead of ID...thank u

I dont care where we are. I call it id. thanks for trying though...
Romance / Re: List Those Bad Atittudes Your Spouse Might Have To Cope With When You Marry by fart: 5:56pm On May 05, 2017
forMom:

shior
which fart does not smell

YES? HOW CAN I HELP YOU? WHY ARE YOU MISS USING MY ID? angry angry angry

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Business / How Do I Sell My Goods On Etsy? by fart: 5:33pm On May 05, 2017
Please has anyone here sold good on etsy.com successfully? I need someone to tell me how to see my goods successfully on that website please
Romance / Nigerian Actress Coming Back To Nigeria After 7 Years by fart: 2:33pm On May 05, 2017
Politics / Re: Why Buhari Sacked Jim Obazee, FRC Boss – Fayose by fart: 3:07am On Jan 11, 2017
kjhova:
My humble heart bleeds on this matter. The dimensions that political jobbing and religious jingoism has elevated such straight forward matter to. Apparently, in the absence of intellect, emotions take over. And boy, haven't Nigerians waxed emotional on this already far more than anything else.

To those who hate president Buhari, this a most juicy topic such that even when their folly is shown, they hang on so tenaciously still.

Fayose asked (albeit through his jaundiced mouthpiece, "Lere Paimo"wink why Buhari hadn't acted as fast with the communal killings in Kaduna as he did with sacking the FRC boss. This is a question designed by the mindless for the truly brainless to chew on! This question is a no brainer as it is akin to wondering why it was faster for me to fire an insubordinate staff than to find out who stole the 6-pack of coke in the office fridge.

By the very nature of life, some things are always gonna be easier to implement than others. However, since Fayose and his ilk are adamant on their rhetoric that Buhari is a fanatical Fulani islamist with a Salafi agenda, we can only pity them for viewing all development in Nigeria through that trapdoor. That understood, we may then go on to engage the rest of us in more educative discuss on happenstance in Nigeria after politely asking Lere (Fayose's own version of Wike's Owoh) to excuse us and go fart outside.

To my dear Christians who are being led to see this matter from a religious war point of view, I dare ask you this question; are Fayose, FFK et al the model warriors for Christ? Whose side is he on? This same Fayose who co-imposed Ali Modu Sherrif on PDP, who was in cahoots with Dasuki, Obanikoro, Agbele and Aluko to divert monies for the war on Boko Haram to rig Ekiti elections which he eventually "won"?

The chicken will come home to roost one day and these charlatans shall be put in their proper place.


Yes? How can I help you? what are you calling me for? Why was I notified of this nonsense post? angry angry angry angry
Romance / Re: Photo Of Woman & Her Daughters Has Gone Viral On Internet. Everybody Is Talking! by fart: 10:24pm On Jan 07, 2017
the last one is the mother. her tummy is big. maybe from childbirth
Romance / Re: Beautiful Bridesmaid At Wedding by fart: 10:21pm On Jan 07, 2017
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Family / Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by fart: 10:17pm On Jan 07, 2017
greatgod2012:
Lol........even this evening, we still used fart fart do competition between ourselves.



Na when you still dey court/date, you go dey form


nonsense. please leave me out of this
Events / Re: Pretty Edo Lady Weds Her Oyinbo Man In Edo State(photos) by fart: 10:16pm On Jan 07, 2017
I want to marry oyibo too oooo please connect me. I am tired of black man pomo
Family / Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by fart: 8:19pm On Jan 07, 2017
RadicallyBlunt:

Lol your monicker sounds like fart already.

Which nonsense is this? Please dont quote my moniker. thanks

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Fashion / Re: Beauty Pageant: Is It Still Relevant? See The Defence Of Pageant Association by fart: 10:39pm On Jan 05, 2017
beauty pageant is still relevant they are helping the cucumber business

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Politics / Re: Buhari Wished Obama 'Happy Retirement'. Lady Replies Him After His Tweet by fart: 5:11pm On Sep 21, 2016
No chill
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Charged With The Murder Of Congolese Lady & Her Nephew In The UK by fart: 5:02pm On Sep 21, 2016
Nigeria has finally joined Kenya in stupidity
Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma Acquires M.sc Certificate From Scotland University (Photo) by fart: 6:38pm On Sep 20, 2016
I made page 0. God is good

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Celebrities / Re: Khoudia Diop Charcoal Black African Model Who Doesn't Believe In Bleaching by fart: 6:35pm On Sep 20, 2016
Ultimate Gulder
Family / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by fart: 12:27am On Jun 29, 2016
women grow out of shape after marriage for the same reason men grow out of shape after marriage

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Pets / Re: I Find It Difficult To Keep These Birds As Pet, Help by fart: 11:00pm On Jun 28, 2016
DO NOT KEEP BIRDS AS PETS FOR CHRIST SAKE. ****

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Pets / Re: I Find It Difficult To Keep These Birds As Pet, Help by fart: 10:58pm On Jun 28, 2016
****BirdS are free animals! They should not be caged! Leave them alone. ****

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Science/Technology / Re: JSS3 Student In Anambra Manufactures Keke by fart: 11:21pm On Jun 26, 2016
nonsense. did he make the keke for rats to drive?

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