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Politics / Re: The Bad Princes Of Arabia by fart: 9:34am On Oct 29, 2015
PappyMason:
[size=18pt]Saudi prince 'forced male aide to FART in his face during coke-fuelled orgy'[/size]



A SAUDI prince has been accused of forcing a male aide to FART in his face during a coke-fuelled orgy with prostitutes.
Prince Majed bin Abdullah bin Abdulaziz Al Saud also ordered the entire staff at his $37million LA mansion to STRIP as he wanted to see "naked p****" – according to court papers.

The shocking incidents were allegedly part of a three-day party – which ended with his arrest after neighbours spotted a crying, bleeding woman trying to climb out of his compound.

Three female servants are suing the royal – one of the late Saudi King Abdullah's 35 children.



The women claim they were imprisoned at the sheikh's Beverly Hills pad during a debauched party – at which he allegedly snorted cocaine and cavorted with "multiple" prostitutes.

One claims he threatened to KILL her unless she "partied" with him and attempted to URINATE on the trio – before a retainer dragged him away.

Prince Majed is also accused of forcing the women to watch as an aide masturbated him.

Serious
Fashion / Re: Meyiwa Omatsola, Winner Mr Universe Nigeria, 2015 by fart: 12:03pm On Oct 27, 2015
No nyash
Education / Re: Lesbianism Scandal Rocks Kogi University by fart: 9:33am On Oct 27, 2015
Durentt:
Smh. Naija guys be claiming their diicks is useful to naija babes or as if naija babes cant liv witawt diicks



I swear 85% of naija babes are lesbians and find ur dickks useless. Da rest 15% can manage ur diicks but still prefer their fellow ladies!! Wise up

Lies! I need di.ck o
Education / Re: Lesbianism Scandal Rocks Kogi University by fart: 9:32am On Oct 27, 2015
When sweet di.ck is not available wha do you expect them to do? Should that use cucumber?
Family / Re: Is It Wise For A Woman To Give Her Husband Part Of Her Monthly Salary? by fart: 1:45am On Oct 27, 2015
only a lazy nigerian man would ask this silly question
Celebrities / Re: Davido - Olamide- Wizkid's Fleet Of Cars And Their Worth [Photos] by fart: 9:26pm On Oct 26, 2015
I wonder what it is like to have three di.cks in one pus.sy
Politics / Re: Plateau: Tribunal Upholds Lalong’s Victory, Dismisses Pwajok’s Petition by fart: 6:14pm On Oct 26, 2015
I like that name. Lalong. Long what?
Romance / Re: Guys, Which Do You Prefer, A Beautiful Face Or A Banging Body? by fart: 6:06pm On Oct 26, 2015
I prefer sweet di.ck. kiss kiss kiss kiss

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Romance / Re: Guys, Which Do You Prefer, A Beautiful Face Or A Banging Body? by fart: 6:05pm On Oct 26, 2015
I prefer sweet di.ck

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Do You Do If You See This Message On Your Fiance's Phone? by fart: 5:17pm On Oct 26, 2015
There is no such thing as putting a curse of someone. That is for the Nigerian movies lol. So calm your tits and get married.
Celebrities / Re: Niyola Strips To Her Pant And Bra For A Magazine (Photo) by fart: 4:53pm On Oct 26, 2015
It looks like she has a di.ck. Since this made front page then I want the mods to tell everyone that my anus is black. Do people bleach their anus?
Celebrities / Re: Niyola Strips To Her Pant And Bra For A Magazine (Photo) by fart: 4:52pm On Oct 26, 2015
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Romance / Re: Advice For Singles Planning To Marry by fart: 3:33pm On Oct 26, 2015
Try the di.ck first before marriage. The di.ck must be sweet otherwise the marriage won't last or you will be using carrot or cucumber to please yourself.

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Celebrities / Re: Kcee Surprises Passengers On Air Peace Flight By Serving Them by fart: 3:11pm On Oct 26, 2015
See desperation. Attention seeker
Politics / Re: Donald Trump: ''Africans Are Lazy Fools Only Good At Lovemaking And Stealing” by fart: 3:01pm On Oct 26, 2015
donsteady:

Your point is?

Dont worry. Rest your head. Why don't you go back to your colouring books?

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Business / Re: Billionaire Wife Shade Okoya Dazzles In New Photos by fart: 2:55pm On Oct 26, 2015
So with all that money she can't use the money to surgically reduce that nose eh?.
Business / Re: Billionaire Wife Shade Okoya Dazzles In New Photos by fart: 2:42pm On Oct 26, 2015
So with all that money she can't use the money to surgically reduce that nose eh?
Politics / Re: Donald Trump: ''Africans Are Lazy Fools Only Good At Lovemaking And Stealing” by fart: 1:59pm On Oct 26, 2015
Black men are good for nothing. The only thing that is working is their di.cks. Nonsense. I encourage black women to marry oyinbo men only.
Politics / Re: Donald Trump: ''Africans Are Lazy Fools Only Good At Lovemaking And Stealing” by fart: 1:56pm On Oct 26, 2015
donsteady:
So this confused man that worth only $4 Billion calling Dangote a fool. As far as we are concern he can never be president. Foolishness is when you assume Donald Trump knows what he is talking about

Is Dangote the only one roaming the streets of Nigeria? What are others doing apart from scratching their dirty nyashs waiting for miracle?

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Politics / Re: Donald Trump: ''Africans Are Lazy Fools Only Good At Lovemaking And Stealing” by fart: 1:44pm On Oct 26, 2015
Ehen? He has spoken the truth. What is here to be offended about. I like this guy jare. He should even win presidenscy. The man is honest men. The truth is hard for many to swallow. Let's be real the guy did not lie

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Crime / Re: Confusion In Swahli Market As Man Was Alleged To Have Defiled A 12year Old Girl by fart: 8:14pm On Oct 24, 2015
I hope that man gets raped by a baboon

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Crime / Re: True Confession: I have slept with over 10 dogs by fart: 1:50pm On Oct 23, 2015
CharlyNick:
Please change your Identity. You ARE NOT from Akwa Ibom. Proof this or STOP TARNISHING OUR IMAGE

Accept your brother. He can teach you a few tricks. Now we know what type of relationship youband your people enjoy.
Crime / Re: True Confession: I have slept with over 10 dogs by fart: 1:45pm On Oct 23, 2015
I laughed so hard at this. My friend caught his security guard banging the guard dog. How can you people do such a thing? Don't you know that is how you get AIDS or even Ebola? Chai. You have hit rock bottom. Nobody wants to be you. God forbid
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Crime / Re: True Confession: I have slept with over 10 dogs by fart: 1:44pm On Oct 23, 2015
I laughed so hard at this. My friend caught his security guard banging the guard dog. How can you people do such a thing? Don't you know that is how you get AIDS or even Ebola? Chai. You have hit rock bottom. Nobody wants to be you. God forbid

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Romance / Re: I'm Scared Of Approaching A Girl Because I'm Broke by fart: 10:32am On Oct 23, 2015
You are right not to approach girls. Broke men don't have sweet di.cks only rich men.

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Celebrities / Re: 10 Photos Of John Dumelo That Will Inspire Your Dress Sense by fart: 10:08am On Oct 23, 2015
See this rich man ooo. His di.ck will be sweet
Crime / Re: Update on the armed robbery attack on Eko Bridge this morning by fart: 5:12pm On Oct 22, 2015
divinehand2003:
Pls take cover abeg, those relevant authorities will only arrive after the whole event has ended.

Do they come at all?
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Is Fierce In Cleopatra Inspired Photo Shoot. by fart: 10:49am On Oct 22, 2015
Which one is this? I beg she should not try to compete with Katy Perry. Ini looks like a house girl here #nothating

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Health / Re: #candid by fart: 10:46am On Oct 22, 2015
ledyedy01:
does any one know why morning pee come with fart?

Because you want to s.hit. Idiot.
Romance / Re: This South-African Lady Says All Nigerian Women Are Ugly by fart: 9:30am On Oct 22, 2015
See this one flapping her baboon lips. All South African women are uglier than the devils anus. Quote me anywhere. Ungrateful ashewo. I bet all her top clients are Nigerian men. Mschewww

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Is Your Take On Jobless Guys Who Chase You? by fart: 7:16am On Oct 21, 2015
Only If the di.ck is sweet

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