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Family / Re: Man Recounts How Wife He Married A Virgin Slept With 15 Guys After Their Wedding by Felimax(m): 7:41pm On Aug 06
LOVEGINO:
bro t0t0 na t0t0.

You are still a learner!
Just know that there are up to 6 types. It will take you like another 5 years to understand.
Family / Re: Man Recounts How Wife He Married A Virgin Slept With 15 Guys After Their Wedding by Felimax(m): 7:39pm On Aug 06
ObalendeCMS:


Can you please share the titles of those mafia books you read?

I go like read am too.

Bro read "The Family" and the "Sicilian" both by Mario Puzo.
Pay very good attention to The Family.

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Romance / Re: How Much Does A Guy Need To Have To Not Be A Broke Man and Ideal For Dating? by Felimax(m): 4:36pm On Aug 06
You don't need money to date. You need your head!


I was jobless and literally homeless when I met the angel I am married to today.

Remove money from your mind if it's because of dating, not saying you should be stingy

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Family / Re: Man Recounts How Wife He Married A Virgin Slept With 15 Guys After Their Wedding by Felimax(m): 3:55pm On Aug 06
JohnOkolo:


It’s a goal for you but not a necessity for me. I just don’t want a woman who is damaged and has lots of emotions tied down.


For me virginity is nothing, I have dealt with so many and have never disflowered a lady but I do not rate a girl or lady cause she is a virgin, never.

It's ok sir!
I respect your point of view. Myself I never envisaged getting married to a virgin but after reading some books on mafia and as a Mafia myself I could help but appreciate what God gave me in the woman I got married to.

It's not just if she is a virgin or not. She has to be a virgin in virtually all ramifications.

See I remain that yardstick she use in judging other guys.
You won't understand how complicated sha.
Politics / Re: Protests: Nigeria May Be Sitting On Keg Of Gunpowder – Obasanjo Warns Tinubu by Felimax(m): 12:23pm On Aug 06
Don't warn him please.
You have spoken to Tinubu enough.

They call him the master strategist so let him strategize now.

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Politics / Re: Protest: Tinubu Called For Revolution Against Jonathan In 2012 - Afenifere by Felimax(m): 10:53am On Aug 06
He as well called and championed it.
Family / Re: Man Recounts How Wife He Married A Virgin Slept With 15 Guys After Their Wedding by Felimax(m): 10:51am On Aug 06
Please if you have one at your disposal don't compromise.
A virgin is a goal no matter what most especially as a wife.



You won't understand sha!
Women are 98% emotional beings and as a man you should know how to take advantage of it. Not everything can be said.

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Politics / Re: Northerners Issue Stern Warning To APC Yoruba Wing by Felimax(m): 10:46am On Aug 06
We spoke in parables!
We told you about the implosion that will lead to a revolution!






You called us names!
Dinner is served so enjoy your meal.

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Politics / Re: #EndBadGovernance: Sultan, CAN President Demand Immediate End Of Protests by Felimax(m): 10:52am On Aug 02
When you have drums of fuel in your apartment littering you don't throw fire anyhow because if you do, if you do...



The remaining years of Tinubu administration will never remain the same.
Na now work wan start.

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Politics / Re: The Reality Came Back Louder, Faster And With A Big Bang by Felimax(m): 10:47am On Aug 02
Reality really came too fast!
Less than two years the country is already tired and dying.


Tinubu = 4 + 4.
Politics / Re: Don’t Bring Your Hunger Protest To Niger Delta, Asari-Dokubo Warns by Felimax(m): 8:53am On Jul 31
Asari your papa! Thunder fire your head come warri come talk am.
Romance / Re: . by Felimax(m): 11:43am On Jul 04
EreluRoz:
Let the mothers handle the fathers while the daughters handle their husbands

Daughters should not exceed their limits sneaking with their boyfriend's or husband phone looking for what is not looking for them.
Romance / Re: . by Felimax(m): 11:25am On Jul 04
EreluRoz:
Well, she loved her playboy with billions it's her decision. Someone like me can't be with such kind of man

Please don't forgive yours I beg. Better you stay celibate or you continue to increase your body count.

Polygamy is part of a man's thing. If she cannot stay she can get the hell out.

Women can tolerate from their fathers what they will not from their spouse.

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Politics / Re: 2027: North’s Plan To Unseat Tinubu Could Destabilize Nigeria — Shehu Sani by Felimax(m): 11:21am On Jun 29
NaijaCowFarm:
Okay ooo!
Tinubu is a goner anyway!
The North should not bother. We Southerners will remove him. He is a bad representation of what Southerners represent.

NB:
Since after the APC primary, the Yoruba-organized "Southern Governors" forum did not see a need to meet. Now that the North had decided Tinubu's fate, the Yoruba governors chose to resurrect the useless Southern governor's forum. Interestingly, the useless Igbo and South-South governors are joining them to further their selfish and tribal agenda. TRULY, IGBOS ARE NOT POLITICALLY SMART TO SEE THROUGH THE YORUBA AGENDA IN THE NAME OF "SOUTHERN GOVERNORS"

God bless your soul! You are a smart guy. Very few are around this corner.

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Politics / Re: Agbor Youth Remove Self From Ned Nwoko's Proposed Anioma In Southeast by Felimax(m): 11:12am On Jun 29
DMerciful:
Because I'm from Anioma and I do not want silly things to derail the pursuit of the creation of Anioma State

You call it silly because you are not taking a panoramic look at it. Look at it properly and go back history if you can place your hand on any.

We are peaceful this way because we refuse to tilt to some of their barbaric approach to issues. If not for the swift response and careful thinking most part of Delta will be on lockdown because some IPOB miscreants say so.

If created there will never be a time Anioma will be part of Southeast.

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Politics / Re: Agbor Youth Remove Self From Ned Nwoko's Proposed Anioma In Southeast by Felimax(m): 7:28pm On Jun 26
DMerciful:
Why are you fighting for south south or south east? They're not even in the constitution.

Ordinary local govt areas are in the constitution but these geopolitical zones are not so why should we be fighting for what will make the creation of Anioma State impossible?

When it's not your fighting so why are you bordered?

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Politics / Re: Agbor Youth Remove Self From Ned Nwoko's Proposed Anioma In Southeast by Felimax(m): 1:08pm On Jun 26
DomPerignon:


But what motivated Ned to think he can decide for an entire sub region in a state without due consideration ?

Ned should be schooled on what representation means.

Being a senator does not give one fiat to decide on the future of your constituents.

Delta north should consider a recall .

If Ned so much wants to be in the SE, he should move across the Niger to Onitsha.

I keep saying it that it will not be easy to fix Delta North with South East. They are Naturally separated

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Politics / Re: Agbor Youth Remove Self From Ned Nwoko's Proposed Anioma In Southeast by Felimax(m): 12:39pm On Jun 26
DomPerignon:


And so?

If you check well, it is possible you took their names and culture and not the other way round.

Today, many colonised people bear European names and imbibe their culture. They also outnumber Europeans .

Old English is basically Flemish which is exactly the same as German. But do you see Germans dragging England?

Same modern English has a lot of borrowed words and names. Christian names like John , Peter and co are common among Europeans but that doesn't make Jews claim that Europeans are their people.


Dutch language is similar to German but you don't see Germans claiming Holland as Deutschland .

Those guys has a lot to learn.
Anioma will remain a South South state. Period!

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Romance / Re: Advice To Every Young Man Out There by Felimax(m): 11:31pm On Jun 21
shortgun:
Choose your woman before you accumulate wealth.
Once you're rich you'll never have the opportunity to distinguish who loves you from who loves your possessions.

Once you accumulate wealth your wealth starts attracting virus and bacterias to you.
Politics / Re: Reprisal:pictures Of Nigeria Army Killing People In Bayelsa State by Felimax(m): 7:59pm On Mar 18
EmiloCorn:


This was exactly what igbos were shouting and telling the south south people who were laughing at them back then when the soldiers were burning their communities down cool

Isn't karma a very sweet b*tch wink

Common shut up that thing you call mouth! Must you trivialize everything?

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Celebrities / Re: VIDEO: Abia State Residents Cry Out, Beg NEPA To Take Their Light {WATCH} by Felimax(m): 12:44pm On Mar 08
Welcome to Naija!
Politics / Re: Rufai Oseni's Poll Reveals The President Nigerians Missed The Most (Pictures) by Felimax(m): 10:57am On Mar 03
Hahahahaha...
Naija enter one chance with APC.

By implications Obasanjo is the most missed and I can't help but agree.

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Agriculture / Re: Convert Abandoned Land For Catfish Hatchery by Felimax(m): 7:29pm On Mar 02
Following very seriously and jealously.

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Celebrities / Re: Solomon Buchi Lambast Asake For Giving Eucharist For Non-christian Music Video by Felimax(m): 9:50pm On Feb 29
Makes the Eucharist all the more supreme. The Eucharist is the main reason why Islam can never overtake Christianity.
Family / Re: My Ordeal In The UK With My Wife by Felimax(m): 9:54am On Feb 27
incogni2o:
This is a normal issue where you have to be a Man.

Pray for wisdom,caution and maturity.

Know Your Wife and Know Her cane.

Find an alternative, continue playing your role maturely, and leave her to her witts end.

She'll learn in time to run back to you.

Sense full your head!
Politics / Re: PDP To APC: Where Is Buhari’s Rice Pyramid, You Owe Nigerians Explanation by Felimax(m): 7:30am On Feb 27
Naija na scam!

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Celebrities / Re: "Don’t Marry A Man That Cannot Sexually Satisfied You On The Bed" - Lady Advice by Felimax(m): 11:44pm On Feb 26
Guys I kneel beg una!
Don't marry a woman who desires sexual satisfaction from a you. Sex nor be food!

If you like you can just have her somewhere in the archive if you know you know.
Food / Re: Iced Water Makes A Comeback As Price Of Sachet Water Skyrockets (pic, Video) by Felimax(m): 8:11am On Feb 25
UnstableFC:


I will make sure Tinubu is voted in here in Agbaro local government. We are already mobilizing all PDP men hands on deck .

Nigeria must scatter maybe una go get Sense by then

God bless you!
Anything to remove Tinubu will be grossly resisted.
Politics / Re: VIDEO: See How Igbo Youth Again Storm Market, Beg Tinubu To Serve More 12YERS by Felimax(m): 9:21pm On Feb 22
If you are an Igbo man or a Wiseman and you are not catching out please reposition yourself ASAP!

12 years will not be enough he should do 16 years.

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo May Soon Write A Letter To Tinubu by Felimax(m): 8:49pm On Feb 22
Trust me Obasanjo will never do.

I can bet my balls Tinubu will be the last person Obasanjo will write to. He told Tinubu not to contest but he refused.

Obasanjo will equally ensure that under Tinubu if the country want to collapse then it can.

Obasanjo is laughing very hard!
Laughing at INEC, Afenifere and the host of all the corrupt judges that brought the drug Baron as president.

Obasanjo is so happy all these are happening while he is still alive.

Obasanjo is seriously laughing at all those Yoruba bigots who for more than a decade keeps raining curses at him.

Obasanjo is like a bastard in Yoruba land. They don't regard him as anything and their Awolowo of Tinubu is seriously in soup.

Obasanjo is grossly laughing.
I am also laughing.
I don't know about you.

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