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Properties / Re: The Spiritual Nature Of Land And Why You Can Never Really Own It by Figger(m): 11:28am On Nov 25, 2023
Padipadi:
Na you know wetin you smoke o!
I hope you get help.
E be like say na latrine dis one smoke or aboki gum
Education / Re: Nigerian Man Graduates As A Virgin (Photos) by Figger(m): 4:58pm On Nov 22, 2023
What's a male virgin, I don't kinda get it

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Deserve To Be In Guinness World Records by Figger(m): 1:21pm On Nov 22, 2023
IamAtikulate:
He said he built Lagos from Zero, a former FCT and British crown colony.

Clown
E shock u abi?
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Deserve To Be In Guinness World Records by Figger(m): 1:17pm On Nov 22, 2023
Tinubu De Machiavellian
Romance / Re: My Fiancée Wants To Visit Her Ex That Came To Town. by Figger(m): 4:56pm On Nov 21, 2023
Stop playing, u already know what's gonna sup. So why disturbing our peace

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Crime / Re: My Husband Mohammed Bashir Chukwunonso Is Missing - Nigerian Woman by Figger(m): 4:33pm On Nov 21, 2023
UptownVibes:
This one dey like cross breed .. Mohammed inside Chukwunonso shocked?

Anyways may he be found..
Lol🤣 una no go Kee me for this nairaland

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Celebrities / Re: Come To Lagos, If They Born You Well - Portable To Charles Okocha (video) by Figger(m): 11:18am On Nov 21, 2023
OloYeOfEgbE:
Same ikotun born Charles okocha..

If portable no collect make i faint......all his igboland deals will first be shut down..but why do I feel this thing na publicity stunt

He just want to cry physically and emotionally
I wonder oh, Charles was born and brought up in Lagos na him this miscreant dey tell make him come Lagos. He must be on colos
Romance / Re: How I Suddenly Found Myself Under Oshodi Bridge After 21 Years In America by Figger(m): 3:08pm On Nov 20, 2023
TemplarLandry:
We all know you people's tactics. Always downplaying the spiritual to make gullible ones remain ignorant.

Anyone who says there are no witches n wizards is always a suspect.

Gbam!

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Celebrities / Re: Charles Okocha Responds To Portable's N20m Scam Allegations: Says No Agreement by Figger(m): 10:38am On Nov 20, 2023
I blame Charles in the first place for stooping so low to mingle with that dude. E shock me

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Romance / Re: I Am Tired Of Being Alone., Please I Am Heartbroken - Lady Cries Out. by Figger(m): 9:15am On Nov 20, 2023
All these teenagers, leave Facebook and face ur books

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Romance / Re: Are People Actually Suffering? Most People Seem Very Okay And Very Fine by Figger(m): 10:21am On Nov 18, 2023
It's called "suffering and smiling" u suppose know.

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Celebrities / Re: Hanks Anuku Cries For Help: "I Have Been Jobless For Years" by Figger(m): 2:37pm On Nov 17, 2023
Antoeni:
Any Time I See This Man , I Remember Majek Fashek,
Yea they so much look alike

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Celebrities / Re: Hanks Anuku Cries For Help: "I Have Been Jobless For Years" by Figger(m): 2:37pm On Nov 17, 2023
EdiskyHarry:
I thought all these actors and actresses are big time millionaires. Honestly was my believe.
This guy was and still one of the biggest Nollywood actors of all time.
May support and grace locate him.
During thier era, social media never blow as e dey now, secondly, piracy no allow them drink water keep cup. Unlike now, online streaming be the machine wey dey generate money.
Romance / Re: My Single Female Neighbor Has Been Giving Me Food. What Could Be Her Intentions? by Figger(m): 1:36pm On Nov 17, 2023
Nothing is free, my signature says it all

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Career / Re: Should Children Be Their Parents' Retirement Plan? by Figger(m): 1:19pm On Nov 15, 2023
Enemyofpeace:
you plan to go at 75 because you no get money. If you're rich and wealthy like us, you won't like to die self. Death no go hungry you at all.
It's not all about money, what's the point in having money but at that stage ur money won't give u joy again. Pvsyy u no go back, ur favorite meal would probably become ur worst poison cos doctors told u to avoid them, from one medication to another, etc. Money no be everything.

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Career / Re: Should Children Be Their Parents' Retirement Plan? by Figger(m): 11:59am On Nov 15, 2023
Old age can be scary, to those praying to leave long, life can be so miserable at that stage. Me I want to go at 75, nothing dey this life.

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Celebrities / Re: Leaked Audio Tape Suggesting Mr IBU Slept With Jasmine On Several Occasions by Figger(m): 9:48am On Nov 15, 2023
Adopted daughter adopted daughter, all na wash. I knew something like this must occur

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Sports / Re: Ighalo Slept With Bbnaija Star, Nollywood Actress’ – Estranged Wife, Adesuwa by Figger(m): 9:02am On Nov 15, 2023
FuckingMachine:
Women always think they are smart.
Auntie who you be to keep a rich man to yourself??

A rich man is licensed to Bleep any cunt he can.
I tire oh, u can't be rich and stick to one pvccy, it's not done. Ask king Solomon

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Politics / Re: The Only Reason Why You Should Still Vote In 2027 by Figger(m): 8:49am On Nov 15, 2023
budaatum:


It's actually time you woke up and democratically take back the country, since you can't exactly do force better than the Nigerian Army, and have the voting numbers if you can be organised.

But if you don't value your life enough, please go take your country back with force then come tell me how that's going.
that's the problem with Nigerians, it still boils down to the blunt assertion of Rotimi Amechi who said Nigerians rather commit suicide than take action against bad leadership. Nigerians are simply cowards. No peace without war. But since we're not ready, the politicians will continue to have a field day. I rest my case.

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Politics / Re: The Only Reason Why You Should Still Vote In 2027 by Figger(m): 8:49am On Nov 14, 2023
Democratic will of the people that has been constantly suppressed and trampled upon by the political hollygans and mandate thieves in power, how can u call that a democracy, it's high time the masses woke up and take back their country by force from these criminals in power, but no, people like u would always sabotage that effort.
budaatum:


I am certain op does not need my permission to breath. The evil you accuse me of supporting is the democratic will of the people, which went against my desired Obidience, but I suppose you might excuse that on me not being a competent Inec agent, I guess.

What I would love to know is, how many years did you live in undemocratic NIgeria? And if any, would you like to return then?

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Politics / Re: The Only Reason Why You Should Still Vote In 2027 by Figger(m): 3:57pm On Nov 13, 2023
budaatum:
I should report you to police for prompting "Extreme vawulence for vawulence!!"

Thankfully, many wouldn't bother reading what you've written here, and will vote, because they understand democracy better than you do.
pls allow the OP to breathe, na people like u dey spoil this country by not calling a Spade a Spade. Which democracy are u even talking about, u must be an agent of inec, supporters of evil.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu: The Next Uprising Might End Up Violent by Figger(m): 8:59am On Nov 13, 2023
Such can never happen as long as the person occupying that seat is not a Christian southerner. Besides, Nigerians rather commit suicide than protest against bad leadership.

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Celebrities / Re: The Account People Make Donations Has Been Hijacked By Jazmine - Mr Ibu's Wife by Figger(m): 8:48am On Nov 13, 2023
Guyman01:
That bitter woman continues to call Jasmine Mr Ibu adopted daughter, that's very wrong in Igbo culture because Mr Ibu has publicly declared her as his first daughter called Ada in Igbo culture which is a very powerful position in the family and she is an automatic member of Umuada in the community which warned Mr Ibus wife last time to stop disgracing her husband in public.

Mr Ibu has explained that after adopting her as a baby, he called his kinsmen and gave them all the rights according to customs and they accepted her as his first daughter and therefore the word "adopted daughter" should not be used in describing her but these stupid bloggers no go ever hear word.

Jasmine has virtually put her life at a stop to look after her father and she has the full support of her siblings but this woman is doing everything to distract them because she wants to control all the money, if she has control over those donations Mr Ibu will be abandoned to die and she will quickly remarry or go into oloshoism but Ibu is the only father Jasmine knows and we must commend her efforts, she loves her father dearly and Ibu is very comfortable with her helping to manage his health and has personally said so severally.

This is why men must invest in their daughters, na them go stand by you when you are down and defend you even from your wife and their mothers if they are digging a pit for you.
Please allow the man to recuperate in peace ✌️
Jazmin PR we sight u
Romance / Re: Things To Know About A Man Age by Figger(m): 9:55am On Nov 11, 2023
Those castigating the thread shows how naive and immature they are, many kids on this forum. All what the OP wrote up there is a pure blend of reality. Only mature minds can comprehend.

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Romance / Re: Lady Cries Out Over Being Unmarried At 39 & Battling A Spirit Husband (video) by Figger(m): 11:46pm On Nov 09, 2023
I beg to differ, I don't know about you, but I basically spend my day hustling, thinking and fantasizing about money or how to make more money, then why don't I always dream about money instead I keep having series of nightmares, dreams that don't reflect my day life activities. Most times I got frightened by the kind of dreams I usually have. U no go understand
Kobojunkie:
What you spend your mind's energy thinking/fantaszing/day dreaming about the most is bound to invade your dreaming. Those sexual fantasies you busy your wide with during your waking hours, do not remain limited to just your waking hours. Oh, no, they crawl into your dream and make their home there for as long as your mind is caught in the web of those particular fantasies. undecided

2. That na lie! Ask well and don't let anyone fool you. Many people who experience sexual dreams regularly also think of sex and even fantasize about such ideas during the day. When you eventually stop giving so much time to sexual thoughts during your day, after a while, sexual dreams move from being regular to maybe occurring once in a blue moon or eventually go away. undecided

3. Incubus & Succubus? Those are mythical creatures that don't even exist.


Those were European ideas which have long been abandoned by the Europeans. So how come you, a Nigerian, have taken to picking them up and wearing them as your lot? You no shame? undecided
Romance / Re: Lady Cries Out Over Being Unmarried At 39 & Battling A Spirit Husband (video) by Figger(m): 9:50pm On Nov 09, 2023
Pls how do u differentiate fantasies from dreams cos I to me I believe fantasies are things u visualize while awake unlike dreams that takes place when you're sleeping. This spirit husband/wife of a thing only appears in ones dreams to make love to them. google incubus and succubus for more insight.
Kobojunkie:
When and how did you meet your spiritual husband/wife? Describe him or her. undecided

2. So, fantasies are clearly what you term spiritual husbands/wives? I never knew people could be this afraid of even their own sexual fantasies. undecided

3. I had sexual fantasies of the kind you describe from my teenage years all through my early adult years. I have never met anyone who didn't have those. And to fight such fantasies, you simply have to adopt self control and self discipline which is what I did around my mid to late twenties. To hear that Nigerians have elevated such things to level of spiritual bullsheet leaves me thoroughly disappointed and wondering how I I even related to such people. undecided
Politics / Re: BREAKING : It Is Not Compulsory For Election To Be Held In Imo – NLC ( Pic ) by Figger(m): 4:05pm On Nov 08, 2023
U re very silly, stop defending evil, how did somebody who came fourth in an election be forced to rule against people's choice. Hope uzodimma is a thug and a killer, my good people of Imo don't want him. Salaries and pension s are barely not been paid in the sate and u're here trying to justify it simply because u're benefiting from the useless APC leg govt.
Afamed:


Ignore the silly Obidents noise here.



The only person that will defeat Hope is Hope himself
.
His only sin is because he's in APC

If Hope was to be in PDP or LP , they would have declared him the winner even before election

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Food / Re: When Was The Last Time You Ate Isi Ewu? by Figger(m): 8:48am On Nov 08, 2023
Lol. Very funny, me though I always make sure I remove the eyes first before eating, I wonder how comfortable some people can be eating the eyes, so disgusting.
Jewessgratitud3:
Hm... I'm not a fan of isi Ewu especially when I heard its prepared with the brain.

I remember the last time I came close to eating it in 2009.. immediately they brought it and I saw the goat eye in the motar, I told my friend I'm not eating. He then ordered for nkwobi and since then it's either nkwobi or ugba and okporoko.

If I'll ever try it again it has to be prepared without the brain and let me not see the eyes.

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Religion / Re: A Prayer For Deliverance From Temptation And Evil by Figger(m): 8:54am On Nov 07, 2023
Gileadquantum2:
Our Father in heaven, we come before You today profoundly aware of our utter dependence on You. We grieve that Your name is not honored, that Your will is not done, and we long to see Your kingdom come in power and glory.

Father, today we pray, ‘deliver us from evil.’ Our world is in turmoil. Deliver us from hate. Deliver us from violence. Deliver us from sickness. In our polarized society, raise up people of reason, wisdom, and goodwill. We sometimes fear that what we experience may be an outpouring of Your wrath, that You may be giving us up to sins we have persisted in choosing. O Lord, do not give us up. In wrath, remember mercy, we pray.

And lead us not into temptation. The roots of sin lie deep within us, so we ask that You will help us to watch and pray. Help us to watch our lives, and when the inclination to sin rises within us, help us, by Your grace, to deal with it early and decisively. We need Your Holy Spirit to do this, so help us we pray.

Father, we thank You that You are the God of all grace. Our hope is in You. In Your common grace, restrain the worst and promote the best in our community, our nation, and in our world. Where we are tested, give us special grace that we may be able to carry the load. Where we have failed, restore us, O Lord, we pray. You are our light, so help us to turn again, and to rise up.

Save people today, dear Lord, by Your grace and through Your Word. And hasten the day when our faith will be turned to sight. For Yours is the kingdom, and the power and the glory forever and ever. Amen.
Amen🙏
Religion / Re: My Parents Dont Want Me To Marry Her Because She Is Yoruba by Figger(m): 9:20am On Nov 05, 2023
No be lie, the Yorubas really betrayed the south in 2015 because they were sheepishly following and obeying their almighty deity "tinubu" they aligned with the north to dethrone thier fellow southerner "Gej" and foisted a monumental failure like Buhari. From that very year, my hatred for that tribe just began. Spits!
Omobude244:

i love how u are deviating grin grin
that unity that u so want that u are doing attachee with us will never come. after igbos gave our GEJ 99% of their votes, u now want us to leave them and aligned with people that betrayed the entire south to bring buhari that destroyed the country

just continue to be a mugu

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Religion / Re: My Parents Dont Want Me To Marry Her Because She Is Yoruba by Figger(m): 9:02am On Nov 05, 2023
Pure and undiluted truth
Omobude244:

actually it work then because OBI and TINUBU wasnt contesting for the same position. GRV has contested for positions before in lagos and nobody accused him of been igbo then.
Tinubu and the 2023 presidential election brought out the bigotry in yoruba to full display. u saw the election as a war between the igbos and the yorubas. and GRV contesting under a party where an igbo man is the presidential candidate, that automatically made him an igbo in you guys dictionary.
i bet you, if GRV had contested under APC, the igbo tagged on him would not had fly.
most of you are just slaves to tinubu and APC. I see how most of u guys attack Makinde and Adeleke everyday both here and on X simply because they not in APC and not answerable to Tinubu.
Family / Re: Why Do Most Breadwinner Wives Deprive Their Husbands Intimacy In Marriage? by Figger(m): 11:07pm On Nov 04, 2023
Good point 👍
Guyman01:
A broke man should focus on how to better his life and take his mind off sex except when the woman is in the mood and he fulfils his responsibility.
As long as you don't watch porn or go to locations where women barely cover their bodies such as brothels you won't be having constant urge for sex and for your wife to use it as a tool for blackmail.
When you have money your wife will be in her toes to fulfil her sexual obligations knowing that you can get it outside but a poor man has no business with constant sex as it worsens his condition by making more babies that are sometimes not wanted

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