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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Is God Selective In Blessing And Grace ? by Figger(m): 11:24pm On Jun 24, 2023
Is there any reward for poor people in the after life? Cos I don't get it
Education / Re: Students Kick As UNIBEN Increases School Fees By Over 100 Per Cent by Figger(m): 8:59pm On Jun 21, 2023
drugBaronTINUBU:

My school
Chai
I paid 40k for clearance and 40k school fees as a year one student
From year 2 to year 4 I paid 10k as school fees
Year 5 which was my final year, i paid 14k

I say big capital NO to the increment
It's so painful that people that enjoyed relatively free education are the ones championing for heavy increment in school fees
Perfect example of cutting the ladder after crossing
During my time in UNN 2006-2010,
1st year= 31,000
2nd year=27,000
3rd year=21,000
Final year=18,000
Faculty of business administration.
A plate of food on campus was N60 later increased to N80. Naija don cast finish.
Romance / Re: Nigeria Ranks 44 Globally With Largest Penis Size Of Men by Figger(m): 2:09pm On Jun 20, 2023
Joey4321:
This erection was rigged
goto court
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Refusing Me Sex Cuz I'm Broke At The Moment by Figger(m): 12:03pm On Jun 20, 2023
UptownVibes:
The same woman that can't be with you,when you are broke,will want you to be faithful to her,when you have made money.. Rubbish!
help me tell them

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Politics / Re: IPOB, MASSOB, Kanu Family, Lambast Asari Dokubo, Call Him 'creek Pig' by Figger(m): 5:03pm On Jun 19, 2023
A disgusting one(pig) at that, there's no comparison at all. He's simply fighting for his stomach which even Tinubu himself knows.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help, Between 18k Job And Being A Waiter by Figger(m): 4:38pm On Jun 19, 2023
GodWrites:


Destiny helper indeed. That's what all these scam pastors use to get you to pay offering. You want a destiny helper? Make yourself valuable, then hop onto LinkedIn, IG, TikTok, or even YouTube. Attend networking events and maybe you will meet that so called helper. But if you expect to sit on a VIP lounge hoping to meet your 'destiny helper' you will die a wretched man full of regrets.

Your so-called destiny helper has a gateman. A cook. A cleaner. Are they not human beings that he or she can help? You think they see you but all they see is a robot and nothing more. That they smile at you doesn't mean shit. We have seen people work in 7 star hotels for years and their life is the same.

These are people who meet Presidents, A-list celebrities and business magnets on a daily basis yet their life hasn't changed.

It's now someone that working on a barely 1 star hotel that will meet his destiny helper on a VIP lounge.

If you don't use your brain, someone else will use it and drink garri with better evaporated milk. No need talking too much. Life will teach you all a lesson.

When people share the bitter pill the first thing you dumbos do is to start hauling insults. I'd rather sleep and never wake up, than get up everyday to make 18k a month.

In fact the moment your 'destiny helper' discover you work there, they will lose total interest in you. Someone with prospects wouldn't stoop that low making peanuts when there are better things to do.

Life is unfair. Swallow this hard truth with water if you can.
no be lie, I remember how I turned down jobs of 50k in Lagos years back and instead, I ventured into market hustle called "osoahia" in Igbo language or "baranda" in Yoruba language, it really helped me, paid my bills comfortably and was living better until I decided to travel out. Salary work is sh1t, especially if u're paid peanuts.
Crime / Re: NAPTIP Arrests 2 Human Traffickers, Seizes 28 International Passports, Others by Figger(m): 1:25pm On Jun 16, 2023
sunkieisland:
Do you think that if someone trafficked me to the US 10 years ago, I won't have gone?

Sometimes, the trafficked are always wiling participants in the trafficking....

Country no easy my brother
You're right, majority of the trafficked persons consented to it
Nairaland / General / Re: My Neighbour Is Loud All The Time by Figger(m): 10:09pm On Jun 13, 2023
Extroverts can be so annoying sometimes
Education / Re: We Were Abandoned In Cyprus & Dropped Out Of School - Dancing Security Guards by Figger(m): 8:26pm On Jun 12, 2023
No start wetin u no go fit finish

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Politics / Re: Amobi Ogah, Rep-Elect Who Praised Tinubu Apologises To Labour Party by Figger(m): 10:36pm On Jun 09, 2023
Mrfixiit:
No one cares about your thought. Tinubu is a mandate thief and deserves no praise
gbam!

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Politics / Re: Lagos Indigenes Against New Law To Protect Them by Figger(m): 5:51pm On Jun 09, 2023
Mrfeel:

The real indigenes of Lagos are not up to 3 million you Yoruba's from kwara ekiti ogun ondo Oyo migrants in Lagos beating your chest about Lagos a time will come when the real owners of Lagos will stand up for their city and people like MC oluomo who is from kwara state won't be claiming Lagos indigene
that's the issue, who actually are the indigens of Lagos if I may ask, cos virtually all the Yorubas in Lagos migrated from other neighboring Yoruba states. But they're quick to claim indigens of Lagos.

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Food / Re: Chef Damilola Adeparusi begins 120 hours cook-a-thon to break Guinness records by Figger(m): 5:11pm On Jun 09, 2023
Ismael97:
Nawao.. I'm sorry to say this, even if this girl cooks for 40 days and 40nights, not many people will notice her cos she is not as Beautiful and elegant as Hilda Bacci. She looks swaggless
She's just wasting her time. No level

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Car Talk / Re: Innoson Produces CNG Vehicles, Asks Nigerians To Say Bye To Petrol by Figger(m): 10:02pm On Jun 08, 2023
Henry22:
Children of hate and envy over to you, it's masturbation time grin, I sell very cheap Vaseline for your masturbation pleasure.
Lwkmd 😃 no be small thing

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Food / Re: How Much Is A Plate Of Food In Your Area Now? by Figger(m): 9:43pm On Jun 08, 2023
HacheNoire:
You make orders according to your needs.

40 Naira rice
20 Naira spaghetti
5X20 Naira meat

5 Naira pure water.
That's exactly the normal amount we used to buy it on campus back then in 2006/07, sweet old days. APC really messed Nigeria up.

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Politics / Re: Ifa Backs Subsidy Removal, Predicts Better Future — Traditionalists by Figger(m): 9:27pm On Jun 07, 2023
TakeNigeriaBack:


Great point!
pls when next u try to quote me, don't edit my write up, I take God beg u.
Politics / Re: Ifa Backs Subsidy Removal, Predicts Better Future — Traditionalists by Figger(m): 8:57am On Jun 07, 2023
festacman:
Once upon a time, Niger Delta bowler hat was the currency in corridors of power in Abuja.

Then, came a time you need to have a hand-crafted tall Hausa cap or get turbaned somewhere in the North to gain political weight the corridors of power.

Now, it is time for Yoruba fila - the bent cap - in the corridors of power. If you are still in doubt, check out the picture of two Niger Delta heavyweights James Ibori and Nyesom Wike during recent visit to Pres. Tinubu below.

One day, one day, Igbo red cap will beautify corridors of power in Abuja.

For now, it is Yoruba time. So, let Ifa speak as loud as it's voice can carry.
Stomach infrastructure, everyone is now bending their cap to lobby. As for the ifa, where were they when Gej removed subsidy in 2012, nepotism wan finish this country.

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of NLC President Ajaero & Oshiomhole At The FG & NLC Meeting by Figger(m): 10:19am On Jun 06, 2023
Benwallt:
Ajaero has taken his own share n left wailing for the Wailers. Tinubu calls the shots
Tinubu, the only cleptomaniac who believes with money all things are possible. He probably must have bribed the NLC president.
Politics / Re: Ibo man Joe Ajaeran from Imo state Declares War On Tinubu Government by Figger(m): 5:57pm On Jun 05, 2023
Acekidc4:
This Man is Playing with Fire that will consume him. A willing tool in the hand of Obi the Chief Mandate Seeker.
If u supported or took part in the 2012 subsidy removal mass protest under GEJ, u're nothing but evil and an enemy of Nigeria. Bigot

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Spotted Sleeping On Duty In Office (Photos) by Figger(m): 2:42pm On Jun 02, 2023
Rayban25:



No wonder why remi is always around him because she is afraid that shettima will kill him when he sleeps off
lwkmd

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Politics / Re: How Much Is A Liter Of Fuel In Lybia by Figger(m): 2:42pm On Jun 01, 2023
Fuel is almost free in Libya
Politics / Re: (Reactions) Remi Tinubu’s Presence At President’s Meeting With Emefiele & Kyari by Figger(m): 11:20pm On May 31, 2023
Thekaghan:
So she should be hiding in her room ? You can’t compare her experience in politics to that of Aisha Buhari. You people have been looking for a reason to kickstart your 8 year long wailing campaign grin
Such a dumbass
Politics / Re: INEC Rejects Certified True Copies Of Documents Tendered By Atiku, PDP by Figger(m): 11:04pm On May 31, 2023
Rayban25:


Nothing concern God for this matter...Nigerians must learn
please tell them, God cannot come down to chose for u the right leader, he can only grant u the wisdom to make the right choice while exercising ur freewill. But no, tribalism and religious prejudice won't let us see road. This is just the beginning.

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Politics / Re: Serious Fights Erupt At Filling Stations In Ibadan And Ogun State (Pictures) by Figger(m): 10:51pm On May 31, 2023
rapheal5:
for ur mind obi is nigeria Jesus right, tell me wetin obi do for anambra compare to lagos
yen-yen-yen, abeg shift. Why do u people always attribute other governors' achievement to tinubu? Tinubu build Lagos Tinubu build Lagos,Did tinubu rule Lagos state from 1999 till date? By the way, which state is the richest in Nigeria, Lagos isn't it? does Anambra have a mega revenue generating establishments like Lagos? Remember Lagos was former capital of Nigeria. I remember how oshodi bridge used to be during tinubu tenure. Make una try get sense small.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Daughter Changes Twitter Bio To "The Iyaloja General Of Nigeria" by Figger(m): 12:01pm On May 31, 2023
hisexcellency34:
I will only take her seriously if she can go to Kano and seal a market there
LWKMD
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Officially Assumes Office (Video, Photos) by Figger(m): 10:40pm On May 30, 2023
It baffles me how some people really think this man has anything to offer. Time will tell tell.

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Politics / Re: American Presidential Delegation With President Tinubu. Pictures by Figger(m): 8:11am On May 30, 2023
Rodimi20000000:


I can see so many Nigerians here insulting their country,this will happen because the west has provided a false abode of security for them where they can hide behind their phones to talk down on their fatherland. The eastern part of Nigeria is where my studies told me those perverts reside just like the people of Benghazi in Libya,they spread hatred about their country and their leader until the evil west came in through them to destroy the once most prosperous country in Africa. Now these venomous people of Igbo extraction if I am not mistaken are here slandering their country just because their man didn't win an election where he came third. These are the people who misrepresent Africa especially Nigeria wherever they go. They deal in drugs,rape, counterfeiting of anything including medicine Which consequences are dire for the users. Anyone need to find out about the Igbo ethnic group in Nigeria,they are behind most evils that happen to Nigeria because they can be bought at any price to destroy their host community just like the juuus are the problems across the world today. They even claim to be juuu extract,like the swines in Ukraine.
if you're this fixated about the Igbos, why is it still difficult for adamant nonentities like u to let them go their separate ways. Is it by force to stay in an abusive union?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Does Nigeria Have an air Defense System? by Figger(m): 9:26pm On May 29, 2023
Any missile going straight to Aso Rock would have a field day.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Inauguration: Peter Obi Sends Message To Obidients, Others by Figger(m): 8:29pm On May 28, 2023
humilitypays:
If Tinubu is truly God's will for Nigeria and he didn't foist himself on Nigeria through Buhari and INEC, I wish him a blissful, prosperous regime. But if Tinubu stole someone else's mandate, I pray divinity give him and his group/supporters a taste of the injustice and criminality they gave to his opponents.





Meanwhile, I don't see much coming out of Tinubu's regime, in fact, Tinubu will be worst than Buhari for the reasons below:


Tinubu is the only crop of 1999 Governors that is still in total control of the state he governed since 1999. Tinubu confiscated Lagos state and her treasury and turned it to his personal purse, he will unknowingly want to replicate the looting and reckless stealing he does in Lagos since 1999 in Nigeria.



Remember, it is Lagos state treasury that Tinubu confiscated since 1999, which was being looted dry to fund Tinubu's 2023 Presidential ambition by installing Buhari a failure to pave way for him Tinubu, so such huge investment must yield maximum return for Tinubu and his Lagos boys.


Secondly, Bola Tinubu is a one party politician who doesn't believe in opposition just as he murdered opposition in Lagos state since 1999, he would definitely murder opposition in Nigeria using all government institutions.


Tinubu will destroy every inch of progress made with electoral laws that makes Nigeria's election better, he would single handedly be selecting Governors, Senators, Reps, etc for the 36 states from Aso Rock, so if you want to become a Governor in your state, just go and lobby Tinubu through his son Seyi or his wife Remi or his Lagos gang members.


Tinubu's health is in very bad shape and for this, he will be shuttling between Nigeria and France and London for medical trips, so expect more "Presidency said" speeches and statements soon.



Because of Bola Tinubu's frail health, his Aides and his Lagos gang members will plunder Nigeria through so many means like people killing taxes, levies, etc.



Tinubu of today is a full time tribalist more than Buhari, so expect more tribalism, nepotism and mypeople mypeople and the haters kind of government which will reflect in his appointments and response to National issues by state and region.



Tinubu will never make any policy that aims at prospering all regions of Nigeria, all thanks to his sycophantic supporters who are deadliest tribal bigots who eat, breath and drink tribalism especially against Igbos.


Tinubu rode on the belief that he is larger than Nigerians and in fact anybody in Nigeria, and will definitely not be loyal to the Nigerian people. Tinubu will never respect Nigerian media, he will never respect the court, he will never respect any Nigerian institution that has a contrary opinion to his own. Tinubu's supporters will further worsen things for Tinubu by defending every of his soon to start evil with the excuse that Buhari did worst and Nigerians did nothing.




There will be too many Presidents under Tinubu from his 6th month in office.


Please bookmark this page today.
everything u just said is exactly as it's gonna happen, tinubu is gonna be Nigeria's worst mistake.
Politics / Re: Who Will Take Over From Buhari On May 29 If Supreme Court Sacks Tinubu? by Figger(m): 9:59pm On May 25, 2023
skj1377:
The case will be dismissed tomorrow as lacking in merit or better said agree with the judgment of the lower courts . Tinubu would have already read the judgment by now sef.
truly, Nigeria na animal republic aswear

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