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TV/Movies / Re: Most Beautiful Lady On Second Chance? by firstborn: 4:31pm On Aug 05, 2008
YOU GUYZ ARE ALL WRONG.

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHICK ON SECOND CHANCE DOES NOT PLAY A PROMINENT ROLE.

SHE IS THAT MAID THEY CALL "MARITA". A LOT OF PEOPLE DONT KNOW THIS BECAUSE SHE IS ALWAYS AT THE BACKGROUND AND PLAYS A LESS
GLAMOUROUS ROLE. THE OTHERS MAY BE SEXY BUT THEY DONT MEASURE UP MARITA IN TERMS OF PHYSICAL BEAUTY.
Events / Re: Event Planners by firstborn: 12:35pm On Jun 02, 2008
Where you at the "Experience Concert 2007" or "The Star Mega Jam", did you see those line array speakers and the sound system that was paraded??
If you were or have heard, then you know what am talking about. We give you the kind of sound production that has never been heard of in this part of the World.
We are GQ Acoustics and Sound.

We can handle any size of event, Stadium(Calabar Christmas Festival), Indoor (Celtel West African Idol) and any mini or medium size show u can think of. We also have the "Backlines" to back it up.

Contact Eze on 07031188183 or ezeking@gmail.com
Certification And Training Adverts / Re: Autocad Training As Applicable To The Oil And Gas Industry by firstborn: 12:26pm On Jun 02, 2008
How Much is the training. Give all required info here so that ppl can verify.
Nairaland / General / Chat Section On Nairaland by firstborn: 10:25am On Jun 02, 2008
Oga Seun,
How u dey?
Am concerned that when replies to topics are supposed to address issues about the topic, people starts using the topic to talk about private matters like greetings , asking "how are u" to another member and stuffs like that. Me seriously thinks that its time Nairaland has a chat system, like yahoo messenger or msn messenger. This will enable people to concerntrate on whatever they want to do- either contribute meaningfully or chat as much as they like. Just my opinion but i think nairaland has grown to that extent. Peace.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Your Girl Is Drifting From You, Wat Do U Do? by firstborn: 4:23pm On May 30, 2008
What do u do when she is no longer feeling it for you but u(the guy) really love her and u truely know u care about her. i know most of u guyz will suggest it's because the guy aint giving her good sex, but that's out of the question because she confesses the guy is really good in bed and cares for her. The guy wants to win her her heart back, what does he do?
Sports / Re: Who Is The Best Goal Keeper In The World by firstborn: 6:01pm On May 12, 2008
Casillas is Number 1
Buffon is number 2
Cech is number 3

PERIOD.
Religion / Re: Drop Your Prayer Point Here. by firstborn: 6:15pm On May 02, 2008
I pray that God will grant everyone what he/she has requested.

My own request is that a breakthrough should happen in my career path. That i should get contract to supply quality sound at events. Amen.
Music/Radio / Re: Rock Music Is Satanic? by firstborn: 12:49pm On Apr 24, 2008
IGNORANCE INDEED CAN MAKE THE MOST EDUCATED OF MEN LOOK LIKE STREET TOUTS

, IF U CHECK THESE PEOPLE THAT IS PROPAGATING THEIR HATE FOR ROCK MUSIC, YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT THEY LIKE LISTENING TO GROUPS LIKES

NEWSBOYS, GWEEN STEPHANIE, ROD STEWART, TINA TURNER, SONIC FLOOD, DC TALK, AEROSMITH ETC, EVEN OUR OWN SADE PLAYS ROCK MUSIC LIKE "BY UR SIDE".
STUPID HYPOCRITES. angry angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Which Nairaland Members Would You Prefer To Date? by firstborn: 4:05pm On Apr 02, 2008
simply GAMINE

but for ordinary friendship reasons only.
Romance / Re: Where Did You Meet Your Fiance, Fiancee,girlfriend,wife,boyfriends, : by firstborn: 2:02pm On Apr 02, 2008
She is the One; The Special One.
Just made for me and no other.
And i met her in Church.
Isn't that Wonderful.
TV/Movies / Re: Kenny And D-1: Boring! by firstborn: 9:58am On Apr 02, 2008
chii:


You are all busy talking about Keke and D-1, I think who should take the 'king of all bores' should be ID ON THE STREET, he SUCKS

U JUST SAID MY MIND. BUT I TOO THINK KENNY SHOULD GO AND ALLOW D1 AND ANOTHER GUY OR TWO TO JOIN HIM AND FRESHEN THINGS UP. THEY ARE REAL FAKES TO ME.
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome: Is He A Man From The Devil? by firstborn: 5:41pm On Apr 01, 2008
I really do think that Oyakhilome's permd hair looks good on him. What i dont like are his followers who puts on permd hair because their pastor did it. Most of them dont look good with their jerry curled hair. Sometimes they put on too much cream that it starts dripping from their hair.But for Oyakhilome, it really looks cool on the guy.
Religion / Re: Christian Songs by firstborn: 5:18pm On Apr 01, 2008
Another Song By Rev. Chris Okotie

"Yonder Place"

Yonder Place, where the stars are shining bright
Jesus Christ, He'll make all things alright
In His time He'll make me really see Him
Otherwise, it really wont be right.

He's gonna put all my heart to rest x3
ohh ohh

He'll release me and direct me to the city up above
Theres no more sorrow, no more pain
There'll be no crying in this place
The darkness fades away, no more sorrow
There'll be no crying in this place

No more nights, no more nights in the city x3
Religion / Re: Christian Songs by firstborn: 11:29am On Mar 31, 2008
I must confess this is my most favourite topic in nairaland to date. Ave been going tru the songs for a week now. i know some and some are alien to me. There is these album i play most of the time in church b4 service starts in my church. I dont know know the name of the artists cos it was bubbed from a CD to a tape by another person. But since i came across the tape, i liked it so much that i want to buy the CD for myself.
 One of the songs goes like this,
                   
                           "I wanna be the kinda friend that Jesus will call; if He has telephone, Just to talk about His love"
                             I wanna be the type of friend He wanna be around,

another song in the album goes like this
                           "I,m growing, i dont like it;
                             I,m growing, and it hurts.
                             I love u, but am tired,

The third song is , "By the Agency",

  I really dont know if it all amkes any sence to anyone and especially to u  GAMINE. I really like that album to a fault. Please some shld help a brother here.
    Eternally gr8tfull.

Religion / Re: Christian Songs by firstborn: 11:26am On Mar 31, 2008
I must confess this is my most favourite topic in nairaland to date. Ave been going tru the songs for a week now. i know some and some are alien to me. There is these album i play most of the time in church b4 service starts in my church. I dont know know the name of the artists cos it was bubbed from a CD to a tape by another person. But since i came across the tape, i liked it so much that i want to buy the CD for myself.
One of the songs goes like this,

"I wanna be the kinda friend that Jesus will call; if He has telephone, Just to talk about His love"
I wanna be the type of friend He wanna be around,

another song in the album goes like this
"I,m growing, i dont like it;
I,m growing, and it hurts.
I love u, but am tired,

The third song is , "By the Agency",

I really dont know if it all amkes any sence to anyone and especially to u GAMINE. I really like that album to a fault. Please some shld help a brother here.
Eternally gr8tfull.

Politics / Re: Polls Shows Hillary Clinton With Solid Lead by firstborn: 11:01am On Oct 24, 2007
U can just chill, since u've gat nothing to offer in this matter.

Anyway my people, i just read that the gr8test threat to Hillary now is that anything can happen btw now and Dem convention. Even though she looks like she is cruising home, she really has to watch her body language and her speech. She should be decent and wise enough to know when to speak her mind and when to mind her speech. I am 100% behind her.
Politics / Re: Polls Shows Hillary Clinton With Solid Lead by firstborn: 1:13pm On Oct 19, 2007
@ Kobojunkie ,
What are u talking about?? Be specific!@#$%^&*()_+ undecided undecided
Music/Radio / Re: Lucky Dube Shot Dead In Johannesburg by firstborn: 12:14pm On Oct 19, 2007
i heard the news this morning while listening to CoolFm national and global update. it's really tragic. Johannesburg has confirmed itself as the crime capital of the world. i use to think it's lagos. But who cares, it can happen anywhere; afterall tuface barely escaped with his life 3 weeks ago. nowhere is safe.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / “dating Double Dutch” by firstborn: 12:07pm On Oct 19, 2007
Okay let me explain what “Dating Double Dutch” is:
It’s when you or the other person is kinda sorta feeling each other, but neither of you wants to initiate a major move out of fear of rejection or other surrounding circumstance.

What do someone do when he/she is in this mess?
Computers / Cisa Dec 2007 Tutorials/q&as by firstborn: 5:21pm On Oct 18, 2007
I have CISA Dec 2007 tutorials/Q&As. U need? Will cost u.
ezeking@gmail.com
Computers / Re: I Wan Buy Desk Top Computer Abeg Any Body Get? by firstborn: 5:15pm On Oct 18, 2007
To be candid, u need to add about N12,000 to N18,000 to get what u want. The CPU alone is about that amount. But what do u need PII for?? Go for P4. with about 30,000 u can get everything. Just try.
Politics / Re: Support Hillary Clinton For President by firstborn: 5:06pm On Oct 18, 2007
Its Clinton all the way. Most guyz who are rooting for Obama are doing so merely bcoos he is black. What has he achieved politically? Hillary has been into this a long time ago, from the first lady of Arkansas, to white house with hubby and now senator. she goes way back. Take a close look at the primary as they unfolds. When hillary takes a stand on issues, other democratic hopefull starts attacking her, whether it makes means to do so or not. This is sick. They should also lay down their own programs. Even Pres Bush said 2 weeks ago that Hillary will flaw Obama in the primaries even though it's early to predict. Obama might mean well and will shatter stereotypes if he gets elected, but what are his programs. i will feel very dumb with myself if i vote Obama because he is black. Another black man in the person of Dr Martin Luther King Jr said that we shouldnt judge a man by the colour of his/her skin but by the content of his/her character.
If Obama wants my kind of vote, he should tell me what he will do when faced with a a nuclear war threat by Iran/North korea, alternative to the war in Iraq after pulling out; immigration; job creation;etc and not presenting himself as the only "black" dem hopefull.
Politics / Re: Polls Shows Hillary Clinton With Solid Lead by firstborn: 4:47pm On Oct 18, 2007
She might have said so. I supported the invasion of Iraq, now i fully support withdrawal of troops.Why? Because the strategy is failling. What do u do if that is so? U retreat. Acknowledge ur mistake and look for alternative. Bush is saying that the plan is working even when other republicans, including Mcain has said that the strategy is flawed. That it was "grossly" mismanaged. Though he ddnt support wothdrawal because he is towing party lines.
Bush is behaving as if he is looking for another sadam Hussein in Iraq.
Politics / Re: MEND Threatens To Blow Up The 3rd Mainland Bridge by firstborn: 2:04pm On Oct 18, 2007
Please let us listen to MEND. A hungry and angry people like MEND can do anything. The government should listen to them and alleviate the suffering of the people. We dont need them to blow up bridges and people b4 govt can listen. A word is enough for all of us. God bless Nigeria.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Reasons Why Ladies Today Are Still Single by firstborn: 1:42pm On Oct 18, 2007
Please Ladies i need you to say if these assumptions are generally true.


Reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE

Reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE:
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with"
Jokes Etc / Tongue Twisters by firstborn: 11:59am On Oct 18, 2007
1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
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2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
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3.Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
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4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
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5 .Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
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6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
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7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
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8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"
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9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.

Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.
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10.She Sells Sea Shells On The Sea Shore , But The Sea Shells That She Sells, On The Sea Shore Are Not The Real Ones
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11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
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12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
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13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.
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14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
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15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue
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16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.
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17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw,
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U can add your own if u have any.
Politics / Re: Two Members of REP Have Collapse; One Dead by firstborn: 2:14pm On Oct 17, 2007
Etteh wants to be the judge in her own case!!!
TV/Movies / Re: What's Your Best Sitcom Ever? by firstborn: 2:11pm On Oct 17, 2007
Friends and cosby show for sure.
Politics / Re: Polls Shows Hillary Clinton With Solid Lead by firstborn: 11:21am On Oct 16, 2007
It's Hillary all the way oohhhhh. Not because she is a woman, but because she has the backing of her husband and former president, Bill Clinton. I don't support Oboma. A lot of ppl that supports do so simply because he is black, including whites. Me thinks that is ventilating political immaturity. Hillary is politically more mature than Obama. Obama will get very confused in some issues that Hillary will treat with dispatch.secondly, time is up for republicans. Bush has washed enough of their dirty linen in public. We need fresh air and hillary will bring that.
Celebrities / Re: Prefer Rihanna To Beyonce by firstborn: 11:09am On Oct 16, 2007
Beyounce has nothing more to offer me. I've seen her music, lifestyle and her body,(even her nude pic in the carreabean when she went on a holiday with Jay-Z). What else?, She shld go and rest abeg.

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