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The Supreme Court upheld the death sentence given to three men for robbing a woman of N50,000 at gun point.
The convicts, identified as Kayode Babarinde, Akeem Haruna and Yusuf Nurudeen, had earlier been sentenced to death by hanging by the Kwara State High Court and the Ilorin Division of the Court of Appeal.
The three convicts were charged before the Kwara state High Court in Ilorin on a two-count charge of conspiracy to commit armed robbery and armed robbery contrary to section 97 of the Penal Code and Section 1(2) of the Robbery and Firearms (Special Provisions) Act Cap. R 11 Laws of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
The trio was alleged to have robbed Mrs. Ruth Alabi of the sum of N50,000, threatening her with a locally made pistol at Baba Oloya Street, Jebba, on August 18, 2007.
Each of the accused persons pleaded not guilty to each count of the charge.
The high court found each of the accused persons guilty as charged on each of the counts. They were sentenced on September 26, 2009, for two years of imprisonment on the count of conspiracy and death by hanging on the count of armed robbery.
Dissatisfied with their conviction and sentence, the trio appealed to the Court of Appeal in Ilorin, but their appeal was dismissed.
Still dissatisfied, they appealed to the Supreme Court.
In a lead judgment delivered by Justice Kudirat Kekere-Ekun, their appeal was found to be unmeritorous and was therefore dismissed.
"I find no reason to disturb the said finding and conclusions of the lower court. In effect the appeal lacks merit and is hereby dismissed," the Justice said.

SOURCE:http://m.naij.com/news/54850.html

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My wife and I got married recently after 5 years of courtship without sex.

I deflowered her a day after our wedding. The sex was not interesting as anticipated in the first week, being our first experience. However, there is improvement now.
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Embarrassed by Thursday’s attack on Bama Town in Borno State, President Goodluck Jonathan yesterday vowed to ensure provision of more sophisticated firepower for the military to deal with the security challenges posed by terrorists.
The president made the promise while decorating new generals of the Nigerian armed forces.
“We are being overwhelmed in some incidents. We will surely get over it. We will work with you to see what we can provide to make sure that you are in position to defend our nation,” the president said as he described continued Boko Haram attacks as a very worrisome challenge that ‘we never expected’.
“We will work with you to ensure you are in position to protect lives, you are in position to protect properties of Nigerians, you are in position to make sure that the environment is peaceful and that Nigerians can move freely from one part of the country to the other without being afraid that somebody would point the trigger at them”.
Service Chiefs and the Inspector General of Police had since been summoned by the president for an emergency meeting on the Bama attack.
Jonathan told the new Generals; “On behalf of your country and men and women, I congratulate all of you. It is not easy to wear two stars. That is almost the terminal position in the armed forces. Any other one is by the grace of God.
“And to be so elevated as two star generals; we know that you must have passed through storms, you must have endured several winters, both rainy season, dry season to get there. You wives must have also been well picked to survive this period. But we thank God that today you are being so decorated.
“But it is a very, very challenging moment. It is a very challenging period in this country and we expect as the saying goes that those to whom more is given much is expected. For those of you who are decorated as full two star generals, we expect that you bring your experience to bear.
“We must work together as a team to make sure that the armed forces are able to protect lives and property of Nigerians. If we don’t do that, then of course the reputation of the country will continue to go down.
Speaking further, he said, “A number of issues are being raised in the media which you know much more than I do, which are so much of a challenge on the armed forces and other security agencies of this country. All of us collectively must stand up to our responsibility and go the extra mile; we need to add the extra to see that as a nation we overcome these challenges”.
Jonathan also said he was impressed by the new way things are being done in the military now.
“I am quite impressed with what is going on in the services. I am seeing creativity and innovation in the three arms. From the army, I have seen a lot of initiative, creativity, innovation, in terms of their own equipment that before this time were all reconfigured or maintained abroad; which you are doing yourself.
“The same thing with the Navy, and Airforce. Not too long ago, in Kaduna, we were quite impressed with the unmanned aerial vehicle that we saw. We saw the people who did it, very young people from the Nigerian Air Force. This shows initiative, this shows creativity.
“We also saw the wind tunnel. We were told that they were imported into the country in 1984. My assumption was that the Shagari government imported them into the country. But only recently, they were able to couple it for use.
“So you have seen that for quite some time, probably, we at the leadership level of this country have not been doing things the way we suppose to do. I believe that the number of things that the Arned Forces supposed to have gotten over these periods, they don’t have.
Among the 46 Major Generals and equivalent decorated are Major General Adeniyi Oyebade, Brigade Commander, 19 Brigade Ikeja, Rear Admiral Ahmadu, Commander Central Pay office, Lagos , Air Vice Marshal Victor Udoh, Major General Sanusi Muazu, Major General Leton Wiwa, Arear Admiral Joseph Okojie and Air Vice Marshal Nahogo Nzokala.

Am confused!

Oga!

A young man is worried that the curse
his ex-girlfriend placed on him might
affect his future.

Hear him:

"I had a girlfriend for over five years
and she did more than six abortions for
me. Didn't think she could have any
children in the future that is why I
recently broke up with her. Abeg I
didn't want to waste time when I
eventually marry because I'm the only
boy in my family. I heard she got naked
and was swearing for me in her compound.
Please does it work. Can the swear catch
me?"



Readers, what do you think?

Big Brother Africa Host and
On-Air-Personality, IK Osakioduwa and
pretty Lavinia were pictured in a very
interesting pose at the Fayrouz fashion
event in Lagos.

Now that's one hell of a Pose. Its not
surprising because IK is known to be a
lively, fun and friendly person.

Lavinia was one time said to be Ice
Prince's girlfriend.



IK is happily married with two kids.

What do you think of the pose?

Want to become a famous singer, keep
these simple steps in mind and you will
be there in no time.


1. Be determined and persistent. There's
a lot of competition out there -
thousands of people want the fame and
fortune of a successful singing career.
Most successful singers spend years
working on their voices and playing
low-paying gigs before they make it big.
Don't lose sight of your goal, and
resolve to be patient.

2. Conquer your fears. Contrary to what
you might think, a lot of performers
struggle with severe stage fright. If
this is a problem for you, or if you're
too hung up on getting the approval of
others, find ways to confront your fears
and increase your confidence. Sing in
front of others often, whether it's in
the car with friends or on a stage, and
remember that others' opinions of you
are not what's important - what matters
is that you're working toward your
dream.

3. Start with one good song that you
sing great. Once you got that work on
your next best song. Before you know it,
you'll have a whole night covered, a gig
of good stuff.

4. Breathe, breathe deep, more air than
you will possibly ever need to do the
song. Don't run out of breath or power.


5. If you don't write your own songs,
pick good covers. A lot of singers don't
write their own songs, and that's OK.
Particularly when you're first starting
out, you want people to pay more
attention to the quality of your voice
than the quality of your songwriting.
Build up a "set list" of 10 to 15 covers
you know you can really knock out of the
park, and practice getting better at
them.

Choose a good mix of popular and obscure
songs. Just as you don't want to focus
on only Top 40 hits, you also don't want
to be singing only songs that no one
recognizes.


6. Sing in public whenever possible.
Book as many gigs as you can to get your
voice out there - you never know who
will be listening in the audience. Sing
at private parties, county fairs, store
openings, sporting events, talent shows,
karaoke nights, and anywhere else that
will have you, paid or not. Even if you
don't get spotted by a talent agent
right away, you're practicing your stage
presence and getting used to being in
front of a crowd.

7. Start a YouTube channel. Some people
have actually managed to become famous
through posting videos of themselves
singing on YouTube. (See Charice
Pempengco, Austin Mahone, Greyson Chance
and, most importantly, Justin Bieber.)

Remember: the Internet isn't always a
kind place. If you're not sure your
voice is great, it might be wise to hold
off until you have some more training.
You might get accolades online, but you
also might encounter people who are out
to tear you down.

Additionally, it's wise to keep in mind
that the things you post online will, in
a way, live forever. Only post work
you'd be proud to have anyone see, and
that you think you'll still be proud of
in 10 years.

Do not post on YouTube if you're
underage. If you're a minor, ask one of
your parents to help you post content.

8. Become a publicity hound. Eat,
breathe, and sleep attention. Look for
photo ops. Speak up. Swipe up any chance
to shake up the spotlight. Make yourself
known.

9. Network. Be in the places where
successful musicians/producers meet
(clubs, dance halls) and act like you're
part of the industry, even if they don't
know who you are.

Make connections with other musicians.
You never know who might want to
collaborate with you in the future, or
introduce you to an agent. Take the time
to be friendly and interested in the
other person's career.
10. Always show your best. When you're
on-stage or networking with industry
professionals, turn on the charm. Smile
big, answer questions, and sing with
enthusiasm, even if you're feeling
terrible. Part of working in
entertainment is being able to create an
atmosphere of fun and energy, as if
you're flipping a light switch.

Don't pull any diva antics on people who
become your fans. Remember that fans can
propel you from obscurity to fame. Sign
autographs, answer questions, and take
pictures after the show.

11. Learn how to handle criticism. Hey,
it happens - no matter how great you
are, some people just won't like your
voice. Even world-famous singers have
people who dislike them. Only listen to
constructive criticism if it can
actually help you improve your talent;
otherwise, ignore it. Don't get into
arguments or fights regarding your
dreams.

More

German Rolf Buchholz has a total of
453 studs and rings all over his body,
and has recently been acknowledged by
Guinness as the most pierced man in the
world.


The 52-year-old computer expert
discovered the world of piercing 11
years ago.

He got so enthusiastic that he has since
then had 453 piercings in various parts
of his body. Looking at him, you'd
probably think most of them are on his
head and face, but you'd be wrong...

More pics

President Goodluck Jonathan on Tuesday
in Kaduna unveiled the country's first
indigenous unmanned aerial vehicle,
GULMA, designed and constructed by the
Nigerian Air Force.

Speaking at the ceremony, Jonathan said
that the unveiling of the vehicle marked
another landmark moment in the nation's
history. He said that besides its
diverse military application, the vessel
would provide a range of benefits in
disaster management, power line surveys
and law enforcement. Jonathan said that
the vehicle would also be useful in
aerial imaging/mapping,
telecommunications and weather
monitoring.

"It is also rapidly becoming an
important tool in news coverage,
environmental monitoring, and oil and
gas exploration. "Considering the
potential impact of its benefit and
versatility, I cannot but say how proud
I am of the men and women of our Armed
Forces. "Apart from their commitment to
the protection of our sovereignty, they
are helping to keep our nation ahead in
military science and technology and to
keep their civilian counterparts on
their toes.

"Today, as we stand in appreciation of
the gallant men and women of our Air
Force, we are reminded that hard work
and diligence can break many barriers,''
he said. Jonathan commended the Chief of
Air Staff and all officers and men of
the Nigerian Air Force for the
achievement, noting that it would
strengthen the country.

He said it would also enhance the
nation's role in peace keeping and
conflict prevention. The president said
he was optimistic that this stride by
the Nigerian Air Force would mark a
turning point for indigenous technology
in every sector of the nation's life.
"Let me assure the Air Force of the
Federal Government's support for this
and all other research projects.

"We will encourage and assist private
sector concerns to key into mass
production of the project to achieve the
highest and best commercial use of this
prototype Unmanned Aerial Vehicle. "As I
said in my Independence Day address, our
nation is made great by the big and
small efforts of regular citizens.
"Indeed, indigenous initiatives remain
indispensable in achieving national
greatness.


"To retain the country's importance on
the global stage, we must continue to
produce leaders in science, technology,
and engineering, and invest more in
ideas,'' the president said. In his
remark, Supervising Minister of Defence
Labaran Maku said the development of a
surveillance aircraft by the Nigerian
Air Force was a bold statement of
government's resolve to provide security
for the Nigerian populace.

Maku, who is the Minister of
Information, said that the GULMA UAV
would potentially afford the armed
forces a window of immense opportunities
in its task of acquiring timely
intelligence and combating criminality.
"Although the UAV was a brainchild of
the Nigerian Air Force, it is important
that other services and security
agencies incorporate it into their
operations, if its potential is to be
fully harnessed.

"There is therefore, the need for a
comprehensive policy on UAV acquisition
and operation to optimise the employment
of GULMA UAV by all services and
security agencies,'' he said. Earlier,
the Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshal Alex
Badeh, had said that the GULMA was
designed to meet vast expectations and
needs.

Badeh said that the GULMA could be
employed by the armed forces and
security agencies for the protection of
the country. He explained that the air
force envisaged partnership with
agencies such as NEMA and the Nigeria
Air Space Management Agency for weather
forecasting.

"Furthermore, the GULMA, as a
qualitative, timely and reliable source
of information could serve as a powerful
tool for media practitioners. "To
sustain the current tempo of
development, the NAF would require the
assistance of government in
infrastructure and human capacity
development.

The National Bureau of Statistics (NBS)
has revealed today that more then 50 per
cent of young Nigerians were unemployed
in 2012.

The official data, which is contained in
the 2012 National Baseline Youth Survey
Report issued by the NBS and the Federal
Ministry of Youths Development, is the
most recent research on the Nigerian
youth by the government statistics
agency.

According to the survey, the population
of youth aged between 15 and 35 years in
Nigeria is estimated to be 64 million,
while females are more than males in all
age groups.

"about 54 percent of youth population
were unemployed," says the report.

Slightly more than half of these jobless
people were females.

The high unemployment rates among the
young people means that they cannot
attain their full potential, the report
warns.



As to the crime rates, out of 46,836
youth recorded against different types
of crimes 75.5 per cent were males,
while the remaining 24.5 per cent were
females, the report said.

"Among the 32 different crimes
committed, Marijuana (Indian hemp)
smoking has the highest figure,
representing 15.7 per cent. "This was
followed by theft and murder with 8.1
and 7.4 per cent, respectively. The
least committed crime was
Immigration/Emigration representing 0.04
per cent," the report reads in parts.

When comes to the marriage, the report
revealed that out of the group of young
married people, 68 per cent were
females, while only 32 per cent - males.
The rate of divorce and widowhood
follows similar pattern and is high
among the female with 70.9 and 71.8 per
cent.
The study was aimed at generating
empirical data to inform policy
decisions made by the by the Federal
Ministry of Youths Development and other
partners in the country. It also aimed
at providing government and other
stakeholders with the data that would
assist in increasing employability of
the young people.

Try with lagos danfo?...hahaha..dem born am well?...lolz

OP Fp tinz

FIFA U-17 World Cup winner, Kelechi
Iheanacho who left the Super Eagles camp
on Monday to seal a deal in England with
Premier League contenders Manchester
City may have not have his wish to
appear in the colours of the Citizens
materialise soon.

Iheanacho took the U17 World Cup at the
United Arab Emirates by storm, after
being named the Most Valuable Player at
the tournament. He scored six goals and
had seven assists in seven appearances.


His father, James revealed the news his
son would be looking to seal a deal with
ManchesterCity.

He said: "We prayed and, after talks
with family members, we came up with
ManchesterCity, believing he has a
future there."

But technocrats like Victor Ikpeba
repeatedly fumed against Iheanacho
moving to ManCity as offers came from
Porto in Portugal. Ikpeba said that the
young player was being misled, arguing
that he had a better chance of playing
first team football in Portugal and
developing in the Portuguese league than
moving to England where it may take him
a long time to find his feet.
Iheanacho's family and agents did not
heed Ikpeba's advice. But with the
latest development Ikpeba appears
vindicated.

ManCity plan to enroll Iheanacho into
their academy in Ghana where he will
wait until he earns enough caps to
qualify for a work permit.

Nigeria coach Keshi revealed Iheanacho
had been released from training to start
negotiations with City.

"I told the young man to go and do the
nation proud at whichever club he
finally chooses to settle down with,"
said Keshi.
Arsenal and Manchester United were also
thought to be interested in sealing a
deal for Iheanacho's signature, but look
to have been beaten by City.

SOURCE:http://m.naij.com/news/54528.html

300 million should be enough i think