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Politics / Re: Sit-At-Home: South East Governors Condemn Killing Of Soldiers In Abia by flexs(m): 9:01am On May 31
I think this is intentional they want to cause violence in Abia state because Abia is experiencing peace and development ( Good governance ) they are finding a way to disrupt it. Abia state must move forward. This may be the handwork of the opposition parties.
Education / 2024 Utme Examination Result Analysis Performance Of The Marist Brother's Junior by flexs(m): 11:24pm On May 02
2024 UTME EXAMINATION RESULT ANALYSIS PERFORMANCE OF THE MARIST BROTHER'S JUNIORATE (MBJ) UTURU*
According to the Channels Television analysis on the POOR PERFORMANCE in the recent JAMB EXAMINATIONS RESULTS this morning (Thursday, 2nd May, 2024)

Health / Re: Help Me Confirm If I Am HIV Positive by flexs(m): 2:08pm On May 02
Dammycouch:
I had sex with this 19 years old girl raw after I saw her HIV negative result on March 31st, 2024 but this April, I’m already suffering from fever and fatigue. That’s my first time having sex in my life.

Am I HIV Positive or Negative?
Nothing is wrong with you man.
It's just playing football for the first time, the way you will feel for like 2days, you may even fall sick unless you play regularly for some period for the exercise to get use to your body.
Rest your mind sex is another form of exercise ok just see it that way.
Business / Re: CBN Bars MFBs, Opay, Moniepoint From Registering New Customers - Gazette by flexs(m): 10:03pm On Apr 29
fergie001:


SOURCE

Personally, this is rubbish this people are clueless, I guess the banks are behind this, because since the coming of this digital banks, most of our local banks that have been behaving like nothing will happen even when they have your money, now most youths prefer to bank with the digital banks because they seem to be more reliable.

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Politics / Re: Electricity In KWH & Minimum Wage In Nigeria, South Africa & Calgary, Canada by flexs(m): 7:15pm On Apr 05
socialmediaman:
Expanding on the argument (using N1,300 = $1 conversion rate):

Electricity in North Dakota (US) is N130 per KWH, minimum wage is N1.3 million naira monthly

Electricity in Texas (US) is N195 per KWH, minimum wage is N1.3 million naira monthly

Electricity in Nigeria is N225 per KWH, minimum wage is N30,000 naira monthly
When a good leader is in a position the masses rejoice
But when a bad leader is in power the people perish.
Foreign Affairs / In Mexico, A Member Of Parliament Removed All His Clothes During A Debate by flexs(m): 11:17am On Apr 02
In Mexico, a member of Parliament removed all his clothes during a debate: “You are ashamed to see me naked, but you are not ashamed to see your people in the streets naked, barefooted, desperate, jobless and hungry after you have stolen all their money and wealth" which of our lawmakers can be bold enough to do this?
https://twitter.com/creepydotorg/status/1774863728258785529?s=19

Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Arrested? Share Your Story by flexs(m): 12:15am On Apr 02
The second one was this year's match 13th.
That faithful day I went to see a friend of mine in his hotel after watching a football game while I was there he called the police that some people were constituting a nuisance, so the police came, why living I just followed them behind immediately I just stepped out of the gate of the hotel, the officer just asked me who are you before I go even say my name the officer just told me to enter the car, just like that omoo I no gree ooh I asked the officer why I go enter the car before I know nah hot slap, I still hold my ground ooh kon see beating, they all joined hands to beat me I still refused ooh I was holding the door of the car the officer then ordered one of the police to bring cutlass
Omoo nah so l comot hand for door he then used the cutlass to flog my back and used his knees to hit my chest , that one enter me the officer kon point me gun ooh, I just entered d van, only to see other 3 boys the time was around 11pm and it was Champions league match day.
Nah so I land for station ooh.
The other two guys they beg the officer with 50k for bail the police no gree. I I told the officer I need to make call, he just seized my phone the next thing he just told them to put us inside the cell.
The next day the officer in charge of our case called us out the other guys were begging with 50k I still told him I needed to make calls, he said the 50k was small and he kept me quite and told them to return us back to the cell. I had to ask the other guys what their offences was?
Those police dey ment big time.
According to the guys for the express the police car wanted to jam them, and them no know say nah police car because no police name or colour on the car, so they told their bike man to chase the car only for the police car to block them and ordered them to come down from their bike nah so them take enter station ooh. Even when them begin beg the officer say them no even know say nah police car them don collect some slaps already. Can u imagine the effrontery the officer say he intentionally pretend like say he wanted to jam them. But because the boy bike kon chase them dey decided to arrest them. Later that day my friend the owner of the hotel came to bail me. Nah their I for know say 99% of people in police cells are innocent citizens.ABK is a police brutality ground.

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Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Arrested? Share Your Story by flexs(m): 11:41pm On Apr 01
I have been arrested twice The first was 3yrs ago.
Police can never be your friend ooh. Then I was working in a hotel, so a friend of mine came to the hotel with his boyfriend they were in the hotel for 3 days and I also happened to know the guy too. So this faithful day after buying some things the POS machines were not functioning so out of trust she gave me her ATM card to withdraw the money from outside the hotel, from the look of things she didn't want the boyfriend to know her PIN code so she said I should give her my phone so that she can type her pin, so after withdrawing d money I gave her back her Atm card. She later left the hotel to return later, so when she left her boyfriend called me and asked me to call her girlfriend's PIN for him, I just suspected him, so I told him to call the babe to ask her for the PIN, so he told me he doesn't have airtime, Mumu me I gave him my phone to make the call.
He did not call the babe only to tell me the line wasn't ringing. Like 30 minutes later I saw like 6 police officers plus the girl, she just pointed at me that I was the one Wahala I was confused she said I stole her money before I go say Jack I was already inside their hillus nah so I take land for station ooh.
She said I was the only person that knew her PIN code I just had to explain to the police exactly what happened, but before then the boyfriend had left the hotel. We were still in the police station she received another debit 250k making it around 400k and the location was like warri in another town. She started calling her boyfriend the boy refused to pick the calls,
Before you know I don enter counter police say I was an accomplice nah so them thro me enter cell ooh
I started to make calls later before you know day don break I slept in the cell for one 1day ,I called my babe and she bailed me with 20k I was very angry.
I later called the girl that I was going to take up the matter for wrong detention, I just pitied her I left the case. After a week she called me that the said boyfriend was already in Ghana with her 700k

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Nairaland / General / Re: Money Or Wisdom, Which Is Better? by flexs(m): 8:48pm On Mar 28
Wizzy13:
i had a debate with someone and i want to bring it here money and wisdom which is the best and which rules the world
No need for long talk about MONEY
Money overall
I will choose money, everybody will go for what they don't have. 🤝
Literature / Re: My Madam And I (part Two) by flexs(m): 11:23am On Mar 18, 2020
This story is the bomb, am so addicted to it. I just hope u will finish it, and not live it half way.

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Crime / False Accusations Of Murder by flexs(m): 2:26am On Mar 14, 2020
A man spent 10 years in prison for murdering his wife, after serving his jail term only to discover that the wife is still alive, now his seeking for advice on what to do.

TV/Movies / Re: Name That Old Movie You Think Children Of This Generation Have Not Watched by flexs(m): 1:53am On Mar 08, 2020
StrikeBack:
Big trouble in little china
Ghost of Mars
. U sirbe watch movie
I love the movie trouble in little china
Food / Stop Calling It Ponmo See The Right Name For It by flexs(m): 1:06am On Feb 11, 2020
Ponmo is cow skin which has been processed for consumers to cook and eat like beef. Over the years cow skin popularly called ponmo has become an important delicacy that is eaten by everyone. When you order a plate of eba and egusi soup, you buy ponmo and meat.
We have all mistaken the name as it's often called Ponmo which is wrong see the right name here :
Dear Nigerians, it is not 'Ponmo' it is 'Cow Hide'

Celebrities / Re: Phyno Pops Champagne On Paul Okoye, Pushes Him Into Pool At His Birthday Party by flexs(m): 5:18pm On Nov 19, 2019
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Riversides2003:
Looks like these guys have been scamming us using football age. I can hear 40, abi na me no hear well?

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Religion / Re: Father John Chinenye Oluoma: Your Tithe Saves The Needy, You Haven't Robbed God by flexs(m): 10:46am On Oct 06, 2019
[b][/b]Asked your self who is the church.
Sheunma:
If you dont pay your tithe you are not going to heaven, full stop ... Pastor Adeboye , GO RCCG
Sheunma:
If you dont pay your tithe you are not going to heaven, full stop ... Pastor Adeboye , GO RCCG
Have you taken to ask your self who is the church
alBHAGDADI:
This is a pure rubbish teaching coming from a Catholic Bishop of gay kingdom.

Where did God order that we should do what this preacher said with our tithe? Nowhere. What God said in Malachai 3:10 is that we should bring the tithe to his house. He didn't say we should branch somewhere else with it.

Yes, the pastor's idea seems like a reasonably brilliant and kind one, but that doesn't make it right in God's eyes. Remember that the way man thinks is different from the way God thinks.

Man thinks it is a good thing to give the tithe to someone in need of it. But where did God say such about tithe? Nowhere. He only said to bring it to his house and from there it is distributed to the needy.

Think of it this way: You are on your way to the hospital with 100k to pay for your child's medical bills. Suddenly you found a needy man. Be honest with yourself, will you give the money to the needy man to the detriment of your child in the hospital?

I can bet you won't. So why do you now think it is right to give your tithe to the needy man? Remember, it is God's money and you have no right to decide how to help God spend it, especially when he gave you no such order.

Look, don't let people bamboozle you weird scenarios like the one given by the preacher. Always stand by God's command. The tithe is his, and the only thing you can do with it is to take it to his house, nowhere else.

They may even use your child as an example, saying what if your child is sick and the money needed for treatment is equivalent to the tithe money you have, which is your last dime.

What will I say in this case? Give that money to God because it is his. At this point many will be kicking against me. Little do they know that they are kicking against Jesus who said...


Mathew 10:37
He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

Why do you think Abraham is referred to as a friend of God today? Because he obeyed God by proceeding to sacrifice his son Isaac as commanded by God. He didn't think twice. But people who are not worthy of Jesus are the ones who will disobey him by doing the thoughts of their heart instead of his word.

Proverbs 3:5-6 (KJV)
5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.
Sports / FIFA React To The Death Of Issac Promise by flexs(m): 1:25pm On Oct 04, 2019
FIFA reacts to death of Isaac Promise
Don Silas Don Silas
1 hour ago


FIFA have reacted to the death of former Nigeria U-20 and U-23 captain, Isaac Promise.

DAILY POST had reported that the ex-Genclerbirligi and Trabzonspor striker passed away at the age of 31 on Thursday.



Austin Bold FC chairman, Bobby Epstein, announced the passing on Thursday.

“The greatest loss a team can suffer is not on the scoreboard, it’s the death of a fellow teammate,” wrote Epstein.

“It’s with shock and grief that we acknowledge the sudden death of Promise Isaac.

“On behalf of the BOLD organisation, we wish his wife, children and family strength and peace as they struggle to cope with his death.”

Reacting, the world football governing body in a tweet on its official Twitter page on Friday expressed sadness over the death.

“Our thoughts are with the family and friends of Isaac Promise.

“The former Nigeria striker, who helped the @NGSuperEagles claim silver at the 2008 @Olympics, has died at the age of just 31,” FIFA tweeted alongside a picture of the deceased.
Health / Re: Dealing With Severely Stained Teeth? 3 Options by flexs(m): 1:21pm On Sep 05, 2019
So make I use my teeth � smile
Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Wealth, A Yahoo Boy In Port Harcourt (Photo) by flexs(m): 3:40pm On Aug 03, 2019
Wealth hmmm
Celebrities / Re: Alex Unusual Threatens To Expose Her Debtors Today If They Fail To Pay Her by flexs(m): 1:58pm On Jul 31, 2019
E no go pas bleaching creams

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Celebrities / Re: AY Makun And Funke Akindele's 10 Years Throwback Photo. Then Vs Now by flexs(m): 1:15pm On Jan 17, 2019
Spell the for 6me
Celebrities / Re: Adediwura Becky Shares 1993 Throwback Photo by flexs(m): 2:30pm On Jan 10, 2019
Black n yellow
Black n yellow
Black n yellow
Women are like rainbow with different colors..

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Politics / Re: Ezekwesili Reacts As INEC Names Buhari’s Niece Official To Announce Presidential by flexs(m): 8:45am On Jan 04, 2019
This issue is gathering dust,which person eye e go enter.

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Crime / Re: Girl Used By Yahoo Boy Vomits Money In Warri, Delta State by flexs(m): 5:58pm On Dec 23, 2018
My brothers my sisters it's a confirmed Truth I saw it yesterday at jarpa junction. Yy boys are vexing.
Sports / Re: Man United Confirm Appointment Of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer by flexs(m): 10:45am On Dec 19, 2018
Not bad,d boss at d top u sharp ooh. Hope he will do well because EPL have changed.
Politics / Re: Second Niger Bridge To Be Completed In 2022, As FG Releases N33bn For Project by flexs(m): 3:47pm On Dec 06, 2018
Federal lies again

Politics / Re: Sign Electoral Act Amendment Now, Atiku Urges Buhari by flexs(m): 9:06am On Nov 30, 2018
True talk.
Bubu sign it.
Health / Reasons Behind Premature Graying Of Hair. by flexs(m): 9:58am On Nov 17, 2018
Reasons Behind Premature Greying of Hair
Whitening of hair is a sign of ageing. Some associate grey hair with wisdom and maturity, not when it occurs prematurely. Anyone who has grey hair before the age of 40 is greying prematurely. Is your hair going grey early, what could be the reason behind it?

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Melanin
Grey hair is formed when the hair follicles slow the production of natural pigment, melanin. As the production of melanin by your hair roots slows down, your hair loses colour and begins to turn white or grey.

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Genetics
The time at which hair starts to grey is directly tied to one's genes. If your parents or grandparents suffered from premature greying of hair, you may suffer from the same problem.

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Inappropriate diet
A balanced diet plays an important role in maintaining the health of your body which includes your hair as well. Lack of vitamin B12, excessive intake of tea, coffee, spices and fried foods may cause premature greying.

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Stress
If you are undergoing an emotional shock or turmoil, white hair may appear. Stress decreases the amount of pigment our hair receives when it grows. Try to keep your stress levels down to prevent premature greying.

Stress
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Copper deficiency
There are a number of nutritional deficiencies that can actually cause your hair to lose its colour, strength and lustre. Grey hair at a young age is one of the common signs of copper deficiency.

Copper deficiency
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Thyroid imbalances
Certain medical conditions can be the reason for hair to turn white prematurely. Thyroid conditions such as hyperthyroidism and hypothyroidism can also cause hair to turn white.

Thyroid imbalances
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Unhealthy habits
White hair can be the outcome of unhealthy habits such as smoking and drinking. Smokers are more likely to have more white hair than their counterparts. Do not smoke or drink alcohol excessively. A healthy lifestyle, proper diet and a positive attitude, can delay the process of hair turning white.
Celebrities / Re: Chioma, The Chef Chi Dancing To A Song In Mayorkun’s Album (Photos) by flexs(m): 9:22am On Nov 17, 2018
That girl doesn't look like chioma
Crime / Re: Blue Water Boys Hack Accounts With Voters' Card, Drivers' Licence, Debit Alerts by flexs(m): 1:53pm On Oct 30, 2018
Even to do G is not Easy it requires a deep thinker,time,patience. So g is not 4lazy youth.
Religion / Re: Pastor Uebert Angel: God Never Told A Woman To Love Her Husband by flexs(m): 12:33pm On Oct 25, 2018
Titus 2vs 4
KJV:That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
ESV:and so train the young women to love their husbands and children.
End time pastors

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Literature / Re: The Sugar Mum [An Inspirational Story of Love] by flexs(m): 2:52am On Oct 15, 2018
Well done,u have not said y steph is like her father ?
Could it b that they see things b4 it happens.

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Vs Tinubu: Who Is More Powerful And Influential? by flexs(m): 11:41pm On Oct 11, 2018
On point
tuniski:
Stop comparing local champion tinubu with global icon OBJ!
on point

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