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Music/Radio / Re: OFFICIAL Request Naija Music Thread!!! by FLOWSHOW: 5:08pm On May 06, 2008
tRoOE:

@FLOWSHOW
Am signing off now , but by the time I return the song better be here, if not hmmmmmmm you will see my other side oh


@trooe
here is ur song, http://rapidshare.com/files/112997598/9ice_alapo_meji_weddin_day.mp3
trooe sugar . i didnt feel any of those 5 lil wayne songs u gave me, i only liked daffle bag boy, pls recommend 10 other lil wayne songs 4 me thanks in advance
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by FLOWSHOW: 3:22pm On May 06, 2008
@knife , you are dead meat. check it

lyrically sick and auspicious ,flowshow delicious ~quick to rip jaws
flowshow multis wit no flaws ~watch me stand tall~ rip u till u fall ~word u with clause (claws)
success aint 4d lyrically weak~ because when i spit ill~u will get sick !
knife beating flow is like djs playing cds on betamax turntables
get ma swag on ~cut your typing fingers off ~turn u to an internet disable
with the sharpest of 'knifes'~ you still Wouldnt 'cut'~reason why? u so blunt!
this pussi lookalike sounds like a bitch with jerry cunt  (jerry curls)      
cut your beef into pieces~ with the same knife that u bring to me, **
dissect your vocal organs ~like its bleeping dissectomy**
lyrical highness ~flowshow 'the majesty'~make u lose your sanity
heard your rhymes are great ~damn right~ like vanity upon vanity
reap your head off~shut d Bleep up~ like dickss rippin virginities
knife's eager to battle flow ~like a girl coming out of puberty
flowshows sicker than ten talib kwalis**
i speak hard rhymes ~because am the cutest lyrically**
crush u like milk teeths ~smashing on sweet smarties
knife rhymes are flappy ~just like his mommas undies
sick and dangerous ~flowshows delectable
me beating u is easy ~like knife cuttin vegetables
flowshows metaz hard  like hot 'knife'  into butters
make your bars look foolish ~like ice blocks turning to water ***
comparing knife and flow ~is like digital to analog
you against me ~is like black & white tvs to lcds
multis n metaphors none hotter than how flow show thrusts
with the biggest of mics~ this orangutan wont just bust
with nameplays and metaz ~you stand no chance ~like a loser sittin on a thin fence
16bars of flowshow is hotter than hell's blast furnace~knife's hungry ~chop rice
knife is unable to respond like i told a deaf person a knock knock who is there joke
flowshow busts like a 'river' boat~ thats why mcs get carried away with my 'flow'
Rap Battles / Re: Ask For Feed Here by FLOWSHOW: 6:21pm On May 05, 2008
surgical operation on shaz verse vs dathreat , here it is

@Dathreat

Brid planted you against me, he prolly forgot that you'd need a bridge to reach me
You're just a threat, i'ma make you stretched, so pale, leave this bruva screeching
ur opener is like a continuing story, didnt really hit hard, line was kinda long tho.coulda been shorter wit a hard impact

Ma mind is BURN-VITA, rich, dark and best served hot
I'm very different from the mutherfucker bitch that u suck
nice creativity in that , but sounds an kiddy infant line

Your punchlines?? It's full of dawgshit
The only time you hit right is when u're rubbing your clit
punchlines full of dog shit? that dont connect, how does punchline and dog shit relate? word mixture is kinda poor.
hit right rubblin clit?? no connection really


this battle's not yours because i'd make blood bleed from your pores
dathreat - what a lame name, the only thing u threaten is a white doll
hmmm, words not really hittin hard,,,, rearrangement and word power is highly suggested

what i'm spittin will break you, i'm here to shake you
i'll just call the reaper up and get him to take you
rhyme scheme you-you, but nice short lines on the reaper linker

i'm baffled, just don't get it, u can't compete - you're nonsense
realise i'm sicker than projectile vomit after eating contests
good scarce rhyme nonsense-contest great thinkin. vomits like projectile in an eating contest great metaphor, but the first line could have been harder.instead of baffled dont get it?

'Datwretch' wouldn't respond. Why not? He ain't got shit planned
I'll keep hittin this ho till he can't stand no more, understand??
dont understand , whats ur point here really?

I'm so prim & grim, ma rapz dangle your head with a 'bar' like u were in a closet
ONE TIP: Before you drop, shut up, your mouth's dirty, bitch, Wash IT
hmm, grim reaper, ok? but dangle head in closet, remove the bar and put head str8 and rephrase does it sound ok? prolly does

Not really in the mood, but got drop some quick isht
explains why the verse wasnt as sick as we would expect , nonetheless u still won . i guess a queen is a queen for life .regardless thumbs up
if u had battled someone like tianshe or the 2 star generals you would have been floored real hard with a baby verse like this .the advice here is if u aint in the mood , dont even drop yet instead o droppin something below average. thumbs up anyway. respect
Rap Battles / Re: Ask For Feed Here by FLOWSHOW: 6:00pm On May 05, 2008
thanks shaz.   100% certified surgical analysis kiss
others can bring theirs for surgical operation

@shaz
if wanna ask if i could do a lil surgery on ur star wars verse , is its ok wit u?
Rap Battles / Re: My 16 Bars For "hybrid-x" by FLOWSHOW: 4:09pm On May 05, 2008
nice analysis shaz, can u pls analyse my own verse. its right here under

@MARKOLINI AKA MACARONI. HERE IS UR FINAL BURIAL!

i aint trying to win this battle ~ because am already declared the very best
am just here to show everyone~ that your the wackest among the rest
i come from naija land ~ where flowshow is blazin hot
u got a draw and u think u stinkin hot~ we all know u simply nut (not)(0)
even with your bullet proof vest on~my slugz will shatter your fcukin chest off
face first ~ stab your breast~cut your throat~ to make your lungs rest
multis and metaphors no other rapper can flip those
you is a fake 'drug' cus you lack 'dose
flowshow is the winner~ macaroni is the loser
i drop more beats than fruity loops producers
my flowshows come in convoys ~like punches delivered by oliver mccall
like dry lands on wet rivers ~ macaroni's punchlines 4ever lie fallow
u couldnt spit ill ~ because chocolate is the only bar u swallow
your rhymes are shallow~cus u grew horn like bufallos
my punchlines severe~ makes u catch cold ~ to make ya body shiver
flowshow is the soul reaver ~ you is the gay mister~ the queen of sheba
throwin punchlines for u is harder than nigerians flashin text messages
asking of u is like asking bout a boxer~ who never knew ali existed
your style might be fly ~ but am an eagle ~ your a fcuckin penguin
stick ya head into your mothers pussi ~ send u back to your origin
they call me flowshow the cobra~ but i think i am the stingin viper
markolini rhymes are nasty~ like uncleaned poops from his momma diaper
they said am the illest~ but i think i surpassed that
cut u to bits ~zip you up like mp3s in ipods
squeeze ya neck till u give up~turn your lungs to gizzards
because me beatin you ~ is easier than chinese eating lizards**
I want hiphop heads to record the time and date markolini turned to macaroni
with one single line i will have him shaking hands with makavelli, u wonder why?
dam nur u ekam lliw that enil a tog I esuaceb <<<-read this backwards***
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by FLOWSHOW: 12:46pm On May 05, 2008
@all emcees
flowshow is done with markloini, any mc who aint scared of the' flow', should holla .
better yet knife i am inviting u for a battle. holla in 24hrs. peace

@knife
sign in here if u accept my invitation. u got 24hrs bro. - flowshow the metaphorical punchliner .
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by FLOWSHOW: 11:22pm On May 04, 2008
@worldbest
thanks bro, why aint u up in this?

@hybrid
we waiting for ur judgement.bro. maybe on monday peace
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by FLOWSHOW: 10:47am On May 04, 2008
@hybrid
go ahead and judge markolini vs flowshow .
so that we can battle others .
Rap Battles / Re: Me Vs Saucekid by FLOWSHOW: 11:16pm On May 02, 2008
@shaz
i second you on that , they are both so wack

@sauce
thot u used to be ok in star wars 1, how come wackness now stinks all over you??
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by FLOWSHOW: 8:42pm On May 02, 2008
@MARKOLINI AKA MACARONI. HERE IS UR FINAL BURIAL!

i aint tryna win this battle ~ cos am already declared the very best
am just here to show everyone~ that ur the wackest among the rest
i come from naija land ~ where flowshow is blazin hot
u got a draw and u think u stinkin hot~ we all know u simply nut (not)(0)
even with ur bullet proof vest on~my slugz will shatter ur fcukin chest off
face first ~ stab ur breast~cut ur throat~ to make ur lungs rest
multis and metaphors no other rapper can flip those
you is a fake 'drug' cus you lack 'dose
flowshow is the winner~ macaroni is the loser
i drop more beats than fruity loops producers
my flowshows come in convoys ~like punches delivered by oliver mccall
like dry lands on wet rivers ~ macaroni's punchlines 4ever lie fallow
u couldnt spit ill ~ cuz chocolate is the only bar u swallow
ur rhymes are shallow~cus u grew horn like bufallos
my punchlines severe~ makes u catch cold ~ to make ya body shiver
flowshow is the soul reaver ~ you is the gay mister~ the queen of sheba
throwin punchlines for u is harder than nigerians flashin text messages
asking of u is like asking bout a boxer~ who neva knew ali existed
ur style might be fly ~ but am an eagle ~ ur a fcuckin penguin
stick ya head into ur mothers pussi ~ send u back to ur origin
they call me flowshow the cobra~ but i think i am the stingin viper
markolini rhymes are nasty~ like uncleaned poops from his momma diaper
they said am the illest~ but i think i surpassed that
cut u to bits ~zip you up like mp3s in ipods
squeeze ya neck till u give up~turn ur lungs to gizzards
cos me beatin you ~ is easier than chinese eating lizards**
I want hiphop heads to record the time and date markolini turned to macaroni
with one single line i will have him shaking hands with makavelli, u wonder why?
dam nur u ekam lliw that enil a tog I esuaceb <<<-read this backwards***
Music/Radio / Re: Solve These Nigerian Riddle by FLOWSHOW: 12:47pm On May 02, 2008
which nigerian rapper talk say him no fit do track with eedris and him still do am ?
Music/Radio / Re: Solve These Nigerian Riddle by FLOWSHOW: 12:46pm On May 02, 2008
you be real eedris hater
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by FLOWSHOW: 11:05am On May 02, 2008
@markolini
close call, draw. , waiting on u bro, you must go first this time. my verse is already ready, u got 24hrs bro. so get spittin

@hybrid
maybe pointing out examples and explaining/analysing the battle lines might be more interesting.
what do u think homie. just a suggestion though. thumbs up

@makavele
dont badge in, if u want to enter just ask hybrid.
Music/Radio / Re: Musical Beats Available In Hundreds by FLOWSHOW: 10:32pm On May 01, 2008
why should i pay u for a free beat, brandedben ko branded theif ni
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by FLOWSHOW: 7:44pm On Apr 30, 2008
@markolini

talk about street credibity ?flowshow's eligible
i aint the nigga 9ice but ama slap your 'face' lyrical
flow shows to ya head , ~i wont speak no adages
cover ur face in shame ~with ur pant as ur bandages
i don't do beef~ i let bygones be bygones
u beating me is like a blind man~ drawing with colored crayons
i attack like saddam~ when iraq (i rack )the bleeping mic
flowshows unbeaten ~my flows unbelievable
you been eating beef ~thats why u shittin vegetables
flowshows comes through~ to rip the jaws off your chin
u couldnt make a hit if u were the ruff ryder jin
macaroni spaghetti~you aint a rap indigene
send u back to your roots~str8 to your fuckin origin
when u see markolini ~go ahead encourage him
your style is bitchy ~like the gay ass missy
you whole life sucks ~just like monica lewinsky
you is the dustbin~ on ma windows desktop
don't step to me maca ~lest am all vexed up,
get out of here kid ~ you aint the bandicoot crash
you is like a recycle bin~ cos all u rap is trash
u never heard rhymes as sick as flowshow's?
i speak english nigga not linguistics
flowshow spitz ill ~ stray bullets to shatter ya face
if u were the plantation ~u wouldnt have no ''faze''

@hybrid
get him out of here
Music/Radio / Re: The King Is Back (eedris Abdulkareem) by FLOWSHOW: 6:30pm On Apr 30, 2008
abdulrasaq=eedris abdulkarrem. shocked
Music/Radio / Re: I Will Be Explaining Mastering/vocal Treatment: For Those Who Dont Know by FLOWSHOW: 6:29pm On Apr 30, 2008
@bamidele
all this is complex i have fruity loops.any tutorials?/?
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by FLOWSHOW: 12:43pm On Apr 30, 2008
HYBRID-X:

**

PLS NOTE THAT ONLY ONE -STAR GENERALS WILL BE PAIRED,TWO-STAR GENERALS WILL CHOOSE WHOM THEY PLEASE TO BATTLE,ALSO NOTE THAT AN INVITATIION TO BATTLE MUST NOT BE TURNED DOWN . . . You LOOSE A BAR IF You TURN DOWN A BATTLE,

ONE-STAR GENERALS WILL CHOOSE WHOM DEY PLEASE TO BATTLE,REMEMBER ITS A TABOO TO REJECT AN OFFER TO BATTLE


****FAILURE TO RESPOND WITHIN 48HRS EQUALS A DEFEAT


1.this is the part i like most, failure to respond in 48hrs (2days )=defeat,
2. turning down an invitation =lose one bar , respect hybrid


@hybrid
so u mean the 2star generals will just siddon and look. nawa o

@markolini
you have been running ur mouth helter skelter for the past 3 months. . oya come out now and show your worth!
Music/Radio / Re: Sauce Kid Finally Bows To Modenine! by FLOWSHOW: 10:55pm On Apr 29, 2008
@tosin
u sef dey here , odayanmo jo,
while saucekid is busy working hard and ruggedman is cooking new rhymes, mode dey there dey wait make ruggedman or saucekid collect award , make him come dey complain. even illbliss we be small pikin b4 don beat mode9. 9 just dey dull urself no go lock yaself for room make u sing slangs wey naija understand ,
slangs , saucekibaba ashalomo dasha funwon jo. swaggaristic fragaga, new chorus, jeun lo. lolly baba . ogba sogunro oluwole stand up ! recognise

watch out for ;;RA''new ogba rap sensation ! tosin , 2 fingers plus a middle finger for 8tas
Music/Radio / Re: OFFICIAL Request Naija Music Thread!!! by FLOWSHOW: 8:20pm On Apr 29, 2008
Music/Radio / Re: Can Some Please Post Photocopy By 9ice: by FLOWSHOW: 8:10pm On Apr 29, 2008
Rap Battles / Re: "star Wars Re-visited" Drop Em 16's If Its Hot . . . . . . by FLOWSHOW: 11:57am On Apr 29, 2008
@paddy_lo and tianshe
now i understand why wordsmith gives yall props. sick verses u both got. respect

@hybrid
respect hybrid , props for resurrectin nairaland hiphop,
omo no dull this thing, the hottest rappers are back and the new sch rappers are also back,
everyone is all eager , do the fixtures tonite and let the star wars begin!!!

@maverik
judge maverik , where u at?? , you are the last judge standing!
Rap Battles / Re: **Rap ~ Retrospection** by FLOWSHOW: 11:47am On Apr 29, 2008
@trooe and chiogo
am sorry am asking off topic, but b4 now i havent been a fan of lil wayne, his rap style kinda sucks to me, pls i heard duffle bag boy and i fell in luv with weezy immediately, pls can u guys recommend like 10 lil wayne songs of all time?

@chiogo
i know ur a huge fan of lil wayne . pls recommend 10 of his best songs ever 4 me let me download. kiss thanks in advance
Music/Radio / Re: I Will Be Explaining Mastering/vocal Treatment: For Those Who Dont Know by FLOWSHOW: 2:59pm On Apr 28, 2008
ok cool lets learn from u holmes , hows u doin?
Music/Radio / Re: Mode 9 & British Council To Host Wapi by FLOWSHOW: 12:36pm On Apr 26, 2008
where is this month wapi taking place?
Rap Battles / Re: "star Wars Re-visited" Drop Em 16's If Its Hot . . . . . . by FLOWSHOW: 5:40am On Apr 26, 2008
this african king sef you just dey mention flowshow like say we be mate for rap. u know know say i be your bros? sad no wonder u dey expect make i tasi you, and i no go tasi you, continue your tellytubby with saucekid. God bless you make hybrid fix me and you together u go hear am .
Rap Battles / Re: **Rap ~ Retrospection** by FLOWSHOW: 5:37am On Apr 26, 2008
eminem 5 verse renegade, i know say i miss am


which american rapper speaks and hears yoruba?
Jokes Etc / Yahoozee 419 Coaches Dupes Nigerians .come Inside by FLOWSHOW: 4:52am On Apr 26, 2008
these oyinbo coaches are 419 yahoozee specialist, so oyinbo sef dey do 419 check em out

Jokes Etc / Re: Ur Wife Fell 3 Times This Week! by FLOWSHOW: 4:43am On Apr 26, 2008
e- i cant sleep

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