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Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 10:09pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
shaz is actually dissaponited that u didnt win the insult contest . cuzz u started it and werent man enuff to end it .you go die.waka shegeya , the only insult u throw now is vermine . ode .consult ur thesaurus .ur dictionary don tear .waka shege to u and 140 and wordshit . una go run . by ow u shoul know that i am a oneman army . i take on u weaklings.easily |
Music/Radio / Re: Modenine Punches Ruggedman by FLOWSHOW: 10:04pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
upload the album.i am not in naija and i cant wait, punch rugged ke ? na beans |
Music/Radio / Re: Mode Nine Answers Your Questions Even About 'dis Baba Dat Baba' by FLOWSHOW: 10:04pm On Nov 23, 2008 |
inaaka fisamun modenine. wannafa ruggedman, kangali koi saucekid , nigeria hiphop kanjuda.sanjuma |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 12:06am On Nov 22, 2008 |
@a-40 and sauron i don talk am b4 and i go talk am again . ur mama na him go Bleep u.e no go better foram |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 7:03pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
your father couldnt out wit me in battle rapping so u decided to use the fastest way to run. , biting allegations , anyway i was lenient on ur mother b4 but now that u want to use anoda method , then ur bitch mother will walk naked on the streets of oshodi market, bastard sauron , now listen , this is ur final graduation verse. flowshow is a punchline general~ sauron its time for ur final funeral even if u rub 1000 perfumes in ur privates ~ u would still have smelling genitals niggas call me stone 'cold' ~ the way i leave ur whole body 'shaking' bitch battle rapping aint 'basketball'~ so there will be no 'faking' am the leader of the new nairaland sch ~so victory is mine for the taking i already got my 1st lady bitch shaz with me~ so there is no spot 4 u~no need asking sauron is a wack rapper thats why he is licking his own fragnance i aint a quack doctor so don't make me lose my patience in the beginning of this battle ~ it was sauron ,a-40 and chiogo now chiogo has been lyrically murdered~ even her momma knows shes an olodo! i used to think chiogo was a cute ass cheek until i saw her profile pictures but i was more surprised when i saw sauron and his family in ajegunle ventures bitch i drop rhymes faster than jaguar90 ~u fools can call me cougar cuzz no other mc has scared you harder than flowshow nairaland's freddy kruger when i call myself the illest mc ~ remember nairaland is only fictionary i think ahead of my rhymes~ unlike u~ i dont drop 1000 dictionaries who else but sauron would publish 5000 textbooks and still not make sense? cuzz u battling me is like u and ur momma having sex in public ~ total incest! my last lines are always as vicious as the street fighter kimbo slice even if u and A-40 toss a coin 100times it would give d same ugly picture like ur mothers' ass! |
Music/Radio / Re: OFFICIAL Request Naija Music Thread!!! by FLOWSHOW: 7:01pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
goddamint , my request in 2 minutes , unbelievable , lala thats why i call u the bleeping boss! only bolajibroke was this hot. respect , my cheek is now kissing me now , on the phone lol, respect all day !lalaboi in the motherfuckin building , its naija all day .respect. |
Music/Radio / Re: OFFICIAL Request Naija Music Thread!!! by FLOWSHOW: 2:38pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
special request from lalaboi and kcatera for my cheek ''mariam chasisflower the fantabulous moyo'' she is seeing this in naija guys make una no fall my hand pls upload '' azee ft 2face no be small thing '''' for her . thanks. special xmas request from lalaboi kcatera and the rest of the nairaland crew. pls convert this youtube videos to mp3 and upload cyrus the virus -1000 naira and lord of ajasa on jimmy jump off terry d rapman on jimmy jump off (youtube) to mp3 and upload in ur pages . thanks in advance cuzz yall neva failed me |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 5:06am On Nov 21, 2008 |
WELL SHAZ FEELS THE DEFEAT IS TOO MUCH ON YOU BUT THATS WHAT A-40 GET FOR TALKING THRASH I DIDNT DO.AND FOR MENTIONING MY MOMS TOO. THE NEXT TIME U TALK MY MUM U WILL GET IT TIMES 135. A40 DIDNT DROP ANY VERSE HE JUST COME TO DO MUD SLINGING . BUT HE DIDNT KNOW AM THE CURRENT MUD SLINGING CHAMPION, SAY THANKS TO SHAZ FOR BAILING U OUT , ANDNEVA MENTION MY NAME AGAIN A-40 BITCH BUT FOR NOW LEMME CONTINUE WITH SAURON NURSERY 2 CLASSES SO I CAN DO CONVOCATION FOR UR PRIMARY ONE CLASS A-40 I WILL SPEARE U ONLY because I RESPECT SHAZ. STAY OUT OF THIS BATTLE .CUZZ U CAN NEVA DROP ONE SINGLE VERSE .ON ME BUT THE NAME TIME U MENTION ME SWAGGARISING .I WILL COME FOR THAT INNOCENT WOMAN AGAIN. BE WARNED .NOW BACK TO NORMAL CLASSES WITHOUT SAURONS AND A-40 MAM. I AM NOT CRUDE OR MAKAVELE . THE BATTLE IS BTW SAURON AND FLOWSHOW S DONT COME SLINGING MUD ON INNOCENT SOULS, IF U DO U WILL DIE !THATS A THREAT AND A PROMISE SAURON LECTURE SERIES. NURSERY 2 INTERMEDIATE , NAIRALAND NURSERY AND PRIMARY SCHOOL. sauron bitch am insane like akala's son destroying p-square's party now u will say am using vernacular to rap cuzz u know nofing about it the difference btw you and me is u dont relate ur rhymes to current affairs nigga you and ur sistas are morons in rap thats why u both lack new ideas i bet ur father neva imagined flowshow would give u so much trouble nigga am ur king ~bow down to royalty~stay on the floor and dont fumble even shaz knows me~in real life ~ am so humble!see i rep the jersey blues ~remember i sting better than a bumble! bee nigga your rhymes are as slippery as the detergent~omo yous a bitch oochie ~another synonym for ur mothers pussi! hobo! sauron testesaurone~you sound like a dick~ all u do is bleeping suck nigga am a kingpin and all i do is bleeping rock! the flow is retarded like madmen smoking the hardest indo! yous a blabber ~ ur compared to an indian baby speaking hindu! i got ur honey A-40 researching about how i bleeped the illest mcs right now u will bow down and acknowledge flow as the illest in this when i continue sparing wit u ~ i actually want u to understand metas and punches so that u can be promoted from nursery to primary and deliver punchlines like me! lastly som one tell thats a-40 gay to drop a single verse on me this is battle rap and not a mud slinging contest. cuzz next time hes mom will be replaced with it pussi ass modafcuker~ my final metaphors are sicker than an epileptic plague nigga we are inside the same texbook ~ but bitch~we are not on the same page ! SAY THANKS TO SHAZ FOR SAVING UR ASS ON HER MEMORY CARD. |
Rap Battles / Re: Boring Rap Battle Thread by FLOWSHOW: 4:52am On Nov 21, 2008 |
Shaz: THECOLONEL IS AN EXAMPLE OF ONE DAY ONE INTERNET BOY . THE DUDE HAD INTERNET FOR JUST ONE DAY SO HE DECIDED TO POST THAT, HE ONLY HAS ACCESS IN FEBRUARIES AND NOVEMBERS , SEE HIM NEXT FEBRUARY. LMFAO. |
Music/Radio / Re: I'm Bored: Time For Artist Predictions by FLOWSHOW: 10:04pm On Nov 20, 2008 |
africankings will graduate from being a dish washer to selling fufu in new york streets .lmfao |
Family / Re: Her Husband Wants Her Back Home! by FLOWSHOW: 10:03pm On Nov 20, 2008 |
u girls are a bunch of numbskulls. so because the boy no get money , u wont show him love , what if he wins who wants to be a millionaire tomorrow u nigerian girls are so shallow minded. amd disappointed thats ur nigerians . lemme go and ask my girlfriend if she loves me or its my money he loves. ish |
Rap Battles / Re: Another Modenine Diss. Ghetto P Big Baby (3rd Modezero Diss Song) by FLOWSHOW: 10:01pm On Nov 20, 2008 |
lol |
Music/Radio / Re: Ghetto P--- (modenine Diss) Big Baby** Fire ** by FLOWSHOW: 10:00pm On Nov 20, 2008 |
lol |
Music/Radio / Re: Frewindz Album Launch;an Experience Not Worth Savouring by FLOWSHOW: 9:54pm On Nov 20, 2008 |
WHY THE Bleep ARE YOU BITCHING , NO BE SO ALL OF UNA DEY DO, U JUST HAPPENED TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END TODAY , DJ CHRONIC KO DJ FAGBO NI. LMFAO.NEXT TIME STAY FOR UR HOUSE , U SEF U Bleep UP U HEAR FREEWINDZ U THINK SAY NA FREE?THE BOYS IN FREEWINDS SEF NEVA CHOP BELEE FULL. |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 4:24pm On Nov 20, 2008 |
@sauron and A-40 aka black omo-ales ur fathers can say that again . this is hiphop and i can use swear words on ur parents , e dey pain you , oh sorry lemme say it this way . e no go better for ya mama for not aborting you , now let ur fada steal this lyrics.bitch eminem lyric stealer @sauron the rhyme repeater , fool because eminem repeated rhymes , u now think he should be ur role model .omo ale(meaning bastard black son ) who has a white rapper as a role model. when u repeated bite enimem style and rhymes u purposely demote yaself and ur mother back to nursery one back .now both of you listen fools. A-40 and sauron ~ur ears are hearing bad news like listenners at ur mothers wakekeeping who else but the homo a-40 looks for homonmyms? to present against sauron moda swaggadroppin disgraced by wordsmith/ this ibadan gorilla will b exhumed and re-buried like a zombie in the ibadan cemetery like pac and big~A-40 and saurons' family will rot in lagos~ the yaba penetentiary 'a style biter is a style biter~thats why sauron bites enimem by repeating rhymes and saying its ok am a w(rapper) like rizla~ like wordsmith the ''igboman''smoking ganga in the east freezing this idiot with rhymes n wordsplay colder than sean tero i will bury you and ur entire family beneath below the ground zero am a natural disaster for sauron ~ watch me flood th ring with his blood i change my style like the nigerian weather~ i aint a boxer but u can call me floyd my rap title is like a boomerang no matter how long u steal it .it keeps returning back to me A-40 heard ur moda ate beef ~whether its swaggajacking allegations she ate or not~am still bustin her tummy so she can mistake me for her boyfriend who bleeped her 9months before she gave birth to u and call me mummy i eat emcees like cereals~something like nigga please yesterday~ i ate baddest oat containing wheat a-40 and sauron are like two blind gays having sex ~ they just don't know who they are bleeping with ! sauron calls himself a kg2 rapper ~d only time your fans wil ever 'cheer' u is if i break your spinal cord the kannibal is an impotent animal~ he keeps jacking emimem's style like they castrated his rod when this battle is over ~i will make sauron the RoosterDrinker retire and leave the mic (mike) like jordan ur sista mistakes flowshow for a lady~ while eating yesterday i bleeped her so much that she started calling me madam ! with punches way above ur level~ama show u why nairalanders respect the hell out of me even if your father was an amputating medical doctor from luth or uch , u still wouldnt 'defeet' me last night i had ur girlfriend in d lobby~suckin on my cock banging me hard like she was 'bangkok i aint from bel-air but bitch asses yall can call me the fresh prince like i was will smith in hancock @SHAZ GET THIS ENIMEm WANNABE(BLACK OMOALE WHO HAS A WHITE ASSHOLE AS A ROLE MODEL , Grin Grin out of HERE THIS HAS DEMOTED YOU BACK TO KINDERGATEN 1 OF YOUR NURSERY ONE CLASS. THE FOOL SAURON AKA THE WORDSMITHS DISGRACED NAME CHANGING KANNIBAL HAS NOW BEN DEMOTED FOR BITING EMINEM RHYME REPATING STYLE. AND HE CALLS HIMSELF ORIGINLA. OMO ODE . A-40 U STILL BREATHING NOW RESEARCH THAT BITCH SAURON! AKA THE MASCULINE GENETALIA PRIICK TESTESAURON! |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 9:03am On Nov 20, 2008 |
@the bastard` A-40 when u talk about rick ross. how does this line resemble this? the turtle and shell line is used by battle rappers all over the world . i bet if u and ur mother have heard about murda mook and iron solomon. and the first wack ass u come up with is rick ross?, nigga while we are busting ryhmes this bitch is trying to search for synonmyms and homonyms that match words used by diferent artists, bitch swaggarising is not my hubby, maybe u should call ur mom to do so swo-swagga with her smelling big ass. @sauron the rhyme repeater , fool because eminem repeated rhymes , u now think he should be ur role model .omo ale(meaning bastard black son ) who has a white rapper as a role model. when u repeated bite enimen style and rhymes u purposely demote yaself and ur mother back to nursery one back .now both of you listen fools. A-40 and sauron ~ur ears are hearing bad news like listenners at ur mothers wakekeeping who else but the homo a-40 looks for homonmyms? to present against sauron moda swaggadroppin disgraced by wordsmith/ this ibadan gorilla will b exhumed and re-buried like a zombie in the ibadan cemetery like pac and big~A-40 and saurons' family will rot in lagos~ the yaba penetentiary 'a style biter is a style biter~thats why sauron bites enimem by repeating rhymes and saying its ok am a w(rapper) like rizla~ like wordsmith the ''igboman''smoking ganga in the east freezing this idiot with rhymes n wordsplay colder than sean tero i will bury you and ur entire family beneath below the ground zero am a natural disaster for sauron ~ watch me flood th ring with his blood i change my style like the nigerian weather~ i aint a boxer but u can call me floyd my rap title is like a boomerang no matter how long u steal it .it keeps returning back to me A-40 heard ur moda ate beef ~whether its swaggajacking allegations she ate or not~am still bustin her tummy so she can mistake me for her boyfriend who bleeped her 9months before she gave birth to u and call me mummy i eat emcees like cereals~something like nigga please yesterday~ i ate baddest oat containing wheat a-40 and sauron are like two blind gays having sex ~ they just dont know who they are bleeping with ! sauron calls himself a kg2 rapper ~d only time your fans wil ever 'cheer' u is if i break your spinal cord the kannibal is an impotent animal~ he keeps jacking emimem's style like they castrated his rod when this battle is over ~i will make sauron the RoosterDrinker retire and leave the mic (mike) like jordan ur sista mistakes flowshow for a lady~ while eating yesterday i bleeped her so much that she started calling me madam ! with punches way above ur level~ama show u why nairalanders respect the hell outta me even if your father was an amputating medical doctor from luth or uch , u still wouldnt 'defeet' me last night i had ur girlfriend in d lobby~suckin on my cock banging me hard like she was 'bangkok i aint from bel-air but bitch asses yall can call me the fresh prince like i was will smith in hancock @SHAZ GET THIS ENIMEN WANNABE(BLACK OMOALE WHO HAS A WHITE ASSHOLE AS A ROLE MODEL , OUTTA HERE THIS HAS DEMOTED YOU BACK TO KINDERGATEN 1 OF YOUR NURSERY ONE CLASS. THE FOOL SAURON AKA THE WORDSMITHS DISGRACED NAME CHANGING KANNIBAL HAS NOW BEN DEMOTED FOR BITING EMINEM RHYME REPATING STYLE. AND HE CALLS HIMSELF ORIGINLA. OMO ODE . A-40 U STILL BREATHING NOW RESEARCH THAT BITCH SAURON! AKA THE MASCULINE GENETALIA PRIICK TESTESAURON! |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 11:46pm On Nov 19, 2008 |
Hannibal is buff so let me kick this off, you can't believe your verse HARD That he probably got for sucking dciks on his knees HARD this nursery sch student repeats rhymes twice, what quality of an mc would repeat same word twice. complete disgrace. really u aint worth ,u aint on my level small boy , lemme eat first . i will reply your immaturity after eating, its obvious u ran outta words so u repeat hard hard hard . fool. i dey come.make i chop . thats more important than ur lame ass. |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 4:42pm On Nov 19, 2008 |
stupid goat sauron wants to battle~ bring along ur 'pupils 'so i can 'school' your eyes ! sauron is a bitch in a man's clothing cuzz when i said he got pussi he looked in btw his thighs sauron is exposed like a pussi without thongs~motherfucker go head ~chop my diick like uzi ur whole wack verse is stinking like chiogo's pussi~dont even keep em ~throw em in d jacuzzi bitch listen ~the 'flow' is vexing~ i aint started yet~am just microphone testing ful lessons~ coming like pure wessons~this fool is dissing ~yet he's still missing multis ill~metaphors sick~ punchlines real ~goddamnit flowshow is the real deal i let my gunz pop endless like scarface saying 'f' you~ look at ur face ~yous a disgrace one thousand bars `one thousand cyphas~yous is a broke ass ~neva had a thousand naira nigga blabs about himself not being in nigeria~i wonder why u got evicted from ur fadas area nigga i let my gun ride like my car throttle~my bullet proof vest got me feelin like a turtle shock you~some like deep space shuttle~drop you ~ into the last deep shuttle u wouldnt smell good even if u rub shit ~all i do is drop shit ~something for ur mothers yansh my punchlines stay on point ~ am not a democrat~so i wont beat around the bush sauron fool wackness rinks over you ~even quack chickens they now scared of you sauron is a slave in an american village~ this nigga is confused~ thats why he's changing names me flogging you is easy like me breaking a broomstick you beating me is hard like eating rice with a single chopstick bitch ass yous a failure ~ you neva used ur brain cuzz nobody told you to did they have to tell you that i bleeped your wife too? kannibal to sauron ~fool no need changing names~ even if ur named jackson ~ u would still be a wacko! i got no respect for any mc~ lyrically am tight like ur mothers pussi~ str8 to ya face fool~ i say Bleep you ! u dont need to write a whole textbook to throw a single punchline ~ lemme show u how to do it in one single line am a cool j boy you can call me ll~ama put ur face in a shell so you can call yourself a snapping turtle u want a battle dawg ~ i got the illest match for you`u couldnt flip verses~even if u turn ur textbook you brag about gangstarism like its ur fathers religion ~punk ur simply a bastard chunk talkin bout triggers~the only trigger you ever pulled is the one on ur fuel pump |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 6:53am On Nov 19, 2008 |
NAIRALANDERS please LEAVE THE BOXING RING NOW .ITS NOW FLOWSHOW THE PUNCHLINE GENERAL VS TESTESAURON (MASCULINE GENETALIA)! SAURON lecture SERIES 2 PREPARATORY CLASS 3, HE IS NOW GRADUATING FROM BIG GRAMMAR TO RAP LANGUAGE . please LETS ENCOURAGE HIM! i will not lose !~thats the last sentence mike tyson said before he started biting i will beat you so hard ~nairalanders would think it was u and evander that were fighting bicth ass nigga ~ am a throwback kingpin ~call my name in ''vein'' and i would slash ur 'arteries'! This war is between flow and sauron ~ all mcs have left the battle field ~cuzz they know its total battery! my punches hit you hard like tyson's jabs with mad uppercuts n' lower body blows bitch am bleeping high like am bleeping chiogo while smoking indo this new nairaland kids these days piss me off~exploding my already retarded insanity ama Bleep em so bad~ they would say they regained their lost virginities whatever u say will be used against you`~cuzz i will dissect u and rip off ur mother's pussy hairdo they say flowshow is a retard ~but bitches i have never seen a retarded bitch like sauron mother plaiting her pussi hair do rastafarian hoe!~i bring justice to wack motherfuckers faster than magistartes in the sharia court yous a deaf fool~ talking to yourself like shaz posting thread magazines and locking the posts upnorth ur about graduating from standard 1 to standard 2 ~but ur verses are[b] too porous[/b] the punchline is insane ~dawg ~even if u read fame u still wouldnt be famous bitch am from the belly of the beast~ am about to swallow sauron's family like a christmas feast nairalanders who know me personally are up to 10~chiogo is my next door neighbor ~go head ~ask about me when it comes to battle rapping ~ i always score ten over ten~ur like an infant fcukin an hiv patient ~simply unexciting! am too dangerous~ i spit poison cuzz am the only one left with the venom on my tongue call me the wordplay general~ the way am fcukin and rippin off ur sista and mother's tong! lyrically i was born to destroy mcs ~ thats why i break jaws and turn em to little cease[b] teeths[/b] pussi [/b]even if [b]shaz [/b]fcuks u ~u would still be a masculine virgin ~some like [b]35year old chiogo wit no tits my last line from now onwards would always be lyrically insane~watch me cross the finish line like lightning bolt usain sauron claims he is a gangsta~but the only thing he is punching now is his fist on a dead keyboard ! SIMPLY INSANE! WORDSMITH, CHIOGO, BOLAJIBROKE ,SHAZ , ALEX AND HYBRID COME GET THIS NURSERY 2 STUDENT out of HERE ! |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 10:13pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
sauron is a bitch and yall would rather suck his tit well watch me shit in ur ear so you can hear my shit i spit unbelievable words ~y’all don’t understand you will always remain stuck to the mud cuz u claim to be underground yall are gays and won’t respect a dope emcee when he puts skillz to work even if u party with kelly and them rockstars u still would rock sauron is a jobless mofucker who just stay on the net and complain his lyrics are like crippled niggas ~they always so lame you a cheat like niggaz who use their accents to make their words rhyme thats why he speaks so much big grammar from dictionaries all the time i wont spare this asshole~ `cuzz his like a dickhair i would like to shave his life has no memory card ~so he will not be saved i called sauron a gay and he gave me his chick now every time he French kisses her, he is tasting my d*ck |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 9:19pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
only a bitch would cry out for others to help her when she is receiving thrashing from her husband . sauron you should be returned back to nigerian prisons, chained with tough cow ropes and flogged mercilessly by sharia militants |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 9:13pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
only a bitch would cry out for others to help her when she is receiving thrashing from her husband . sauron you should be returned back to nigerian prisons |
Music/Radio / Re: Favourite Rap Lines By Nigerian Rappers by FLOWSHOW: 2:59pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
the flow is tight like ur virgin sista |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 2:57pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
FLOWSHOW: even shaz is pitying you and begging on your behalf. sauron you have been disgraced. |
Music/Radio / Re: Nairaland Music Section Awards2008 by FLOWSHOW: 2:54pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
2008 MOST ANNOYING PERSONALITY IN THE MUSIC SECTION the nominess are 1.javalove 2.africankings 3.tosinadeda and the winner is |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 11:11pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
@sauron the battle is urs ~yeah right~d only battle ur winning is ur dictionary opening contest call me the baddest wizard in nairaland~ cuzz my rhymes are lyrically obsessed bitch am lyrically sicker ~u already enjoying my ''flows'' now bow down to da king of the ''show '' rhyming is simple~ diissimilar words also do match ~but urs is too slippery cuzz ur skateboarding on snow my flows is unstoppable ~u beating me ?simply impossible bitch am super breasted like ur virgin sista she's absolutely kim possible! the flow is high like ur fadas rooftop ~even if u drank gulder u still wouldnt be the ultimate after losing to wordshit ~u wanna be a wordsmith servant ~you psycopantic delegate sauron stupid ass dumb motherfucka~flow spits too much venoms even snakes & serpents became scared of me with flows sicker than leprosy~ama rip off ur rib cage like its fcukin dissectomy i go hard like terrorists exploding bombs on their own bodies i face fear and throw shots that leaves ur spirit and soul bloody way b4 doctors invented medicine ~i been sick with the illness bitch i spit more lyrics than indian cobras~ even hindus call me the realest nairalanders didnt know u were this wack until u faced flowshow now its obvious why wordsmith bleeped u harder than a bloody ho next time u talk back to me ~u would get twisted like ur shoe laces now i just exposed ur hairless pussi like girls going crazy UR FLOWS ARE BARREN ~ U STILL WOULDNT GET PREGNANT EVEN IF U bleeped ur father who else but sauron consults the thesaurus and dictionaries so he could speak big grammar ? payback is a bitch like sauron~ i got my back against the wall ~cuzz yall are backstabbers~so u wont repay even shaz peeped in now and ran out ~ saying i pray flowshow whoops his stupid ass today! SHAZ GET THE DISGRACEFUL GRAMMATICAL DICTIONARY SAURON OUTTA HERE , LOOK AT HIS FACE HE IS A WACK DISGRACE !!! |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 8:22pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
all hail flowshow da nairaland showstopper, NOW SAURON BICTH WHERE IS THE RHYME IN 4 STUPID LINES ? AM GETTN ALL THE ATTENTION AND I GOT MY JAMBITE STUDENT SAURON IN ATTENDANCE OF THIS 7 UNIT COURSE TITLED SAURON RHYME SERIES 1 now listen up sauron omo ode, start learning how to rhyme SAURON RHYME LESSONS -SERIES 1: u gotta respect my 'show cuzz my flow is colder than ur village river i aint a carnivore but sauron bitch am gonna eat up ur fuckin liver flow aint a playstation freak ~but punk ama play ur ass like am playing soul reaver am d best ever ~i aint king solomon's but am gettin head from sauron the queen of sheba even the illest is now sick of me ~cuzz am the sickest most respected lyricist ever 1000 bars and 1000cyphas ~am stilll going hard cuzz am so clever praying for my downfall ?~no never~ i aint gonna repeat a single rhyme never he nicknames me ''the retarded''~ cuzz my freestyle is flyer than an eagles feather i aint an olympian but little boy sauron~ i already won the nairaland best freestyle medal the bitch sauron is mad at me cuzz i gat more cheddar than his gay fada u wonder why shaz digs my style and the rest of yall love my style like cheddar? cuzz flowshow is only rapper that can blend more than ur mothers blender NOW ANALYSE THAT ! FOOL. SERIES 2 COMING SOON |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 7:55pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
@sauron omo ode since u wanna turn yourself into a rhyme analyst , i would gladly turn u into my rhyme student now analyse this the bitch sauron wants to learn how to rhyme so i will gladly show him how to rhyme with the word ''ever''! |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 5:37pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
heard sauron is 45yrs of age flowshow multis are complicated like n-gage~ call me 12-guage d way am throwin flames with ma pump guage punchlines retarded~fool am d phone ~ur d sim the only time u see network is when u r watching NTA i rotate btw chiogo,sauron wordsmith and A-40 bitches with ease~ with blades sharper than ''razor'~i slit throats like 'ramon' chidedachic or chiogo da snitch ~ a change of name would still leave you a bitch ur forehead is bigger than a satellite~ ur profile pix shows u have a bigger head than a dish i can see this nairaland fools~ opening chiogo's profile~and booyaka ~all we see is a skinny ass bitch SAURON MOTHERFUCKER !!!consult your physics dictionary one again. my rhymes are untouchable |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 5:31pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
aT leAST ITS BETTER THAN YOU AND UR POPSY'S VERSES |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 8:47am On Nov 16, 2008 |
@the extra year student above aka the retards' omo-odo/towncrier thats a better way to say u are scared of me. oponu. |
Rap Battles / Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by FLOWSHOW: 8:38pm On Nov 14, 2008 |
lord knows wordsmith is a bitch ~and if am to meet u in person i will bust ur lips and turn ur mouth into a running blood tap lord save u~u hide behind ur modas computer to talk thrash to ur senior brothers u shoulda been aborted ~and i will show ur momma why she shouldnt have bothered the name is flow fool~i bring more game than the blackwall streets do feel the heat~ yall gotta recognise i break more bread than sauron fathers do talking bout squeezin~u coudlnt sqeeze bodies ~even if u was a boa constrictor wordsmith i heard ur` the first 45 year old undergraduate in UI even without writing d final exams ~ u already bagged urself an extra year heard u had shortcoming~u neva had sex so how d hell r u gonna shot cum? d only time he shoots cum is when he is perming d pubic hair of his mom my distance is far away ~i wish i was a nigerian & wish i was in nigeria cuzz i would pack so much knowledge on ya moms head & turn her to a libarian u niggas are wacker than salawa abeni singing waka ur so easy to eat like biscuits~ watch how i crush u all like prawn crackers the flow is insane~ur rhymes are as slippery as ur brothers mucus my swag u cant outclass~am still driving ford ~cuzz am about to make u lose focus! am d phone ~ur d sim~ the only time u see network is when u r watching NTA 1000 lines and no punchline~even if ur name was jimmy~`u still wouldnt be a dj |
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