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Politics / Re: Femi Pedro Decamps Again: To Pdp by Franknerd(m): 2:16pm On Nov 11, 2007
That is no news. What do u expect? They say in politics there are no permanent friends nor enemies, there are only permanent interests. Labour party doesn't have a say in Lagos and Pedro thinks for him to be relevant he has to move to with d crowd.

What can u say of Abubakar Rimi who came back to PDP from AC after giving his word that unless OBJ is removed as BOT chairman he will not have anything to do wit the party. Atiku said he is looking for a job. If an elder statesman like Rimi whom i held in high esteem could swaiiow his words and pride to go back to PDP which he said lacked focus and direction how much more a political vagabond like Pedro.

My only prayer is for them to be alive and see younger ones with dignity like us take over the scene.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Funniest Film U Ve Watched So Far? by Franknerd(m): 2:59pm On Nov 08, 2007
The Etteh Saga. The funniest scene; when Etteh tendered her resignation moments after she stepped aside for d fear of impeachment.
Jokes Etc / Re: What Should I Be Called by Franknerd(m): 2:47pm On Nov 08, 2007
A vagabond
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by Franknerd(m): 4:07pm On Sep 18, 2007
This fake eviction thing shows that BBA2 is not free and fair just like our elections. My opinion is that BB has failed millions of Africans therefore BB should be evicted Period! I have decided not to watch again unless BB is evicted.

tunes to next movie star! angry sad shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: The Fastest Dad by Franknerd(m): 4:35pm On Sep 14, 2007
Who said w r not advanced in technology!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: The First 419 by Franknerd(m): 8:07pm On Sep 11, 2007
@ poster

U better get a life!
Jokes Etc / Re: Money by Franknerd(m): 2:36pm On Jun 14, 2007
Devil don catch her!!!

[flash=200,200]http://haba![/flash]
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Things You Just Can't Explain by Franknerd(m): 2:34pm On Jun 04, 2007
Ha Ha Tell ur wife its not what she thinks. If she does not believe u, tell her d cow is better in bed.
Career / Re: First Bank Pay Now 2.2 Million Naira? by Franknerd(m): 9:55am On Jun 04, 2007
Who said NNpc`s pay for fresh graduates is N4m per annum?
Pls be sure of what u r saying its nothing close to that. For your information banks pay far higher than NNpc
Jokes Etc / Re: Dear Lord, Hear My Plea: " by Franknerd(m): 1:32pm On May 22, 2007
Na na na! I have posted this joke b4, y u stealing ma joke!

EFCC investigate. angry angry angry angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Important Changes To The English Language by Franknerd(m): 2:43pm On Apr 23, 2007
Nize Pozt. How about replazin i vit ei, leik nein, kein, mein. Hav we made any progress!
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by Franknerd(m): 3:36pm On Apr 11, 2007
Mosquito
Forum Games / Re: The Rhyming Game by Franknerd(m): 2:12pm On Apr 11, 2007
I`m Roaming

but Trying,

Understanding

Still Floating

Should be Quiting

No Time Wasting

Cos this is Blabbing
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh A Little by Franknerd(m): 1:36pm On Apr 11, 2007
U tried but how can u include Charles Soludo, don`t u think he is doing a wonderful job?
Romance / Re: Birthday Gifts For Your Girlfriend? by Franknerd(m): 10:49am On Apr 10, 2007
What difference does it make if u don`t buy her any gift but assure of ur love for her?

What good does it do her if u buy her all the expensive gifts and not loving her aright?

Ladies which do u prefer, the Love or the Gifts?

Your feelings for each other matter more, even if u do not buy the gifts now there is always a next time. Could there be a next time in loving her?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Openings In New Tv Station by Franknerd(m): 10:42am On Apr 10, 2007
Yahoo Yahoo!
Autos / What`s The Price Range For Golf 3? by Franknerd(m): 3:12pm On Apr 04, 2007
I would like to purchase a volkswagen golf, with factory fitted A/C. can anyone help me wi the price range of different models say from 96- 2004.
Jokes Etc / Re: Can U Try These? by Franknerd(m): 7:50am On Mar 23, 2007
@jokwoche u mean that isnt the right answer?
Jokes Etc / Re: Can U Try These? by Franknerd(m): 2:50pm On Mar 22, 2007
[/quote]Ok there were some birds flying in the air, some above and the others below. The following conversation took place between the leaders of both groups of birds( above and below):
Leader above: how many birds are u below?
Leader below: If u take one of us to be with u, we shall remain half of the number u wuld become, but if u give us one of u, we shall become equal numbers above and below.
How many birds are there above and hw many below?
[quote]

4 birds above
3 birds below
Jokes Etc / Re: Exercise Your Brain by Franknerd(m): 2:45pm On Mar 16, 2007
Nice one but this is a simple arithmetic, let x be ur house no and y ur age. z ur ans; then (2x+5)*50 + y + 365 - 615=z: this gives us 100x + y = z cos 5*50+365=615, so 615-615=0.( z will always be a number x on d left and y on the right). U can try any two values say 7 and13, let 7 be x and 13 be y substitute in 100x + y. u will get 7 on d left and 13 on d right. and so for every other two numbers. All the same it is a well thought out logic. nice one.
Jokes Etc / Niger Delta Kid by Franknerd(m): 1:52pm On Mar 16, 2007
Niger Delta Kid

Little Diepriye came into the kitchen where his mother
was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a
good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Priye was
a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Priye's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Priye, of course, thought he did.

Priye's mother wanted Priye to reflect on his behavior
over the last year.
"Go to your room, Priye, and think about how you have
behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you
deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Priye stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like
a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Priye

Priye knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a
very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Priye. I have been a good boy this
year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Priye

Priye knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore
up the letter and started again.

Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would
really like a bike for my birthday.
Priye

Priye knew he could not send this letter to God
either. So, Priye wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very
sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please!
Thank you,
Priye

Priye knew, even if it was true, this letter was not
going to get him a bike.

Now, Priye was very upset. He went downstairs and told
his mom that he wanted to go to church. Priye's mother thought her
plan had worked, as Priye looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Priye's mother told
him.


Priye walked down the street to the church on the
corner. Little Priye went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Priye bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Priye began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER
AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!!

The hit man.

Diepriye
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: 90% Of Chelsea Fans In Nigeria Are Post Abrahamovich? by Franknerd(m): 8:23am On Mar 16, 2007
Nigerians always want to go where it is happening they do not like to start from the scratch nor work hard to achieve results. i am an Arsenal Fan for life whether good or bad

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