Hmmm, I don come with amebo oo. There's this girl I dated, we broke up and later became friends. This is her story.
Mama (pet name) is roughly a girl of 18 when this incident happened. So after my break up with her, we had this small fight but I reasoned it and decide to make up and be friends because of one of her cousins I wanted chyking. So we became friends, and built a good rapport that I do spend time in her mom's pharmarcy, with time I also became close with her mom, and treats almost all of my health issues. I do refer to her as my mom (because e dey reduce my bill).
To complete the characters, there's a military sector in our area where the Special Tasks Force (STF) has their headquaters. Soldier (as we will refer to the dude), works there I was quite familiar with him.
Now the story. In the process of going to "mom's" shop, I start seeing Soldier frequently, by the body language, you'll know Mom and Soldier are romantically involved. Mama do calls him uncle and they do rapport "very" well.
With time, I chyked Mama's cousin which will be known as Essy therein and we later became friends also.
Over time, Mom and Soldier's relationship progressed and nobody paid any attention to them because we all thought it was a mere fling and will end when Soldier returns to his barrack. But news of marriage start flying in and that's when tongues start waging.........TBC

STFUareyouGod:
what's this one saying?

Better back off my woman.
Can you take care of her?

lol, egbon, I will fight you tooth and nail for her o. By the way, this is the 21st century, ladies do take care of their selves and even their boos biko.

naughtynaughty:
wts dt1 for? Lol

ha ha, hian. Is that not what crushers says before going to bed at night. Or am I outdated already

20 percent, na young boy i be nah

naughtynaughty:
abeg go!

I'll miss you sweetheart

naughtynaughty:
baby, fuel don dry fr my generator o

Why nau, why nau. Bubu, come see wetin you cause oo, you know allow crusher and crushee finish their crushing because of puel. And i was just getting started

naughtynaughty:
we r good oo u knw we r both crushing eachoda may we nt crush ourslvs to death ijn oo

if na you go crush me to death, then i go happily die o. But if na me crush, abeg who e epp??

naughtynaughty:
I no wan knw again ooo.. Hian!

lol, I meant no harm oo. I do apologize if I did step out of my gentlemanly line there. Abeg i no wan lose this job o

naughtynaughty:
nt gud enof (:

ahem, ahem "coughs", the fle, tee, phlee, mmmh button is always there if you wish to know more ;-)

naughtynaughty:
oh am funny? *openingteeth* thank u! nd wat ooo...? *whisperITinMYears*

nah, its left for your imagination, girl.

naughtynaughty, she's quite funny and ................, you know the rest girl

naughtynaughty:

crush I fit die ontop your matter o

Adaure4ever:
lwkmd.. Nawa o

That's how we [guys] roll

friend: chuks, how you see this shirt. Me: hmmm, idiat, you fine small o, but you still resemble monkey sha

someone tell anybody to leave my naughtynaughty biko o. If i boil, i fit cook stone o

imarayij:
ewo bdaymate oooo may 8 also

welcome to the club man, we are unique and special people

naughtynaughty:
goan close dt passage door nd window.




Y shall u shy even if shaa shaa shy shaa u shy fr me again? They knw yhr my broda alrdy..goan close window

sorry aunty. I thought I thought I could pull a fast one on nairalanders. Which of the doors and windows shaa shaa close?

mamagee3:
Do I look drunk?

hmm, eleyi gidi gan oo!

crush, you get problem oo

Abeg wetin concern this your topic with Romanceland biko

Please my crush keep wearing your mini skirt and killing them boys with your sexy legs.
(if you have dem sexy legs be that o)

are you trying to say you are also ugly with the pinkish thing in your moniker?

Sandiee:
Yes I am

Ha! Thanks! On to the next one!

slyIsaac:

Sorry my man...

No p, just appease the gods. One bottle of orijin and one full shicken go do am. Thank God na early mo mo, I for charge you more

Sandiee:
cc stfuareyougod ipledge10 adeh39 profojah dollyjoy mzpecs flokii ireneony Deetus estharfabian laveda Misspicy halfricanadian ireneony3 vizkiz. See what you all caused..

Some hypocritical oloshos here reported me to d Mods for exposing their yansh.. I was also an advocate of celibacy BUT now I enjoy sex more than a "Supreme IceCream" and I've never gone against celibacy or sexology ever since I started enjoying sex.. Why are you ashamed of what you do... Keep reporting, let's lalasticla keep banning and I keep upgrading my moniker to "sweetsandie" prettysandie" Babysandra" Sandiecutie" etc and keeping exposing you all...


Thanks all

bae, am suspecting you're having psychological problems. Please, prove me right!

see guy wey wan fall guys hand again. Shuo, op you no try o

beat am back!
*modified*
Na Igbo guy ba? Na them dey get jealous that quick.
But to be candid, una never marry, him dey beat you to stupor, what if una come marry, that time he will definitely feels he "owns" you and will not only beat you but might end up maiming you! Gbam!
He who has ears, let him hear.

She don sell am, use am do better thing. Engagment bi ti bawo? Ni administrashun changi yi?

Feranchek:
Shoroniyen

Oya mi lenu ooo

where is the "summarizer" biko?