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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2016/2017 Post Graduate Admission by FuckTheMods: 7:53am On Jul 21, 2016
DavidTheGeek:
U.I is currently on strike right? Were students who live on campus sent home? Please i need an answer. A friend of mine stays on campus and since April 17 her number has been switched off. At first i thought her phone must have been stolen or something but since the strike i expected she'll come home but she has not. Are campus students still in school? I'm super worried.
u.i resumed a month ago. Hope she's safe and sound?
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2016/2017 Post Graduate Admission by FuckTheMods: 7:50am On Jul 21, 2016
Miracle212:

You are welcome, whc course are you going for?
There is a whatsapp grp if you interested
pls i'd like to join the whatsapp group just to observe (in 3D view).
Also pls do you know if Education and Religious Studies is available in the list of accredited PGD courses in U.I?
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2016/2017 Post Graduate Admission by FuckTheMods: 7:46am On Jul 21, 2016
adelaface:
Sale of forms for the 2016/17 Academic Session Admission Exercise shall commence on Monday, May 9th, 2016 and would last for six (6) weeks. 

All interested candidates are therefore advised to apply through our admissions portal :

http://admissions.pgschool.ui.edu.ng/adm_all_main.aspx
 
All applicants are to apply through this admissions portal ALONE. 

BEWARE of FRAUDULENT people. The Postgraduate School, University of Ibadan, has NO authorized AGENT anywhere

Kindly inform your friends, and other individuals who may be interested.


Thank you

Management
Postgraduate School, UI
pls kindly enumerate or rather highlight the courses that UI Offers in PGD. thanks
Education / Re: Starting Up A Teaching Job,i Need A Guide by FuckTheMods: 7:44am On Jul 21, 2016
fubbyy:
knowing the course/subject is different from teaching skills
Gbam i rep Pol science (edu).
In this prestigious course which is under the Faculty of Education. You'll be intuited with the techniques of teaching and the skills of imbibing tutorials on your students.
Thats why i like courses under Education which is more broadening and voluminous.
I hope you get me rightly
Career / Re: Diamond Bank Sacks 400 Workers (document Photos) by FuckTheMods: 7:34am On Jul 21, 2016
Longeria:
What do you expect when Nigerians decided to follow the way of Esau by selling their birthright with some quantity of rice by voting a brainless bull as president.


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...... now na morning.

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hahahahaha
Education / Re: TOUCHING --- Please Help, Should I Start Afresh by FuckTheMods: 12:20am On Jul 21, 2016
chuksmoni:
Please mods help me and put it in front page.

I got admission into Uniport in 2010 in biochemistry single handedly without any runs. It was given to me by merit.

But I lived a useless live, I wasted my opportunity right from year one I stop
learn from your mistakes and start afresh. How old are you?
Crime / Re: Married Woman Dies In Lagos Hotel Room After Lying To Her Husband by FuckTheMods: 11:12pm On Jul 20, 2016
WebSurfer:
I no talk anything... Kill yourself grin grin grin
when una go ever end tribalism eh?
Celebrities / Re: Lola Alao Converts To Islam And Adopts The Name "Rhodiat" by FuckTheMods: 6:24pm On Jul 20, 2016
abdulkayus:
Masha Allah, may Almighty satan make her be steadfast in Islam and help her in Islam.
Sister Rhodiat, welcome to Islam, the only monotheist religion acceptable to Satan .
we know
Education / Re: Career Advice Needed (pls Help) by FuckTheMods: 4:15pm On Jul 20, 2016
Fmartin:
First of all let me acknowledge you courageous attitude towards academic pursuit.

Being a professor require a strenuous effort in academics.

As a woman, marrying and having kids should also be your priority.

At 26, u can think of completing your degree programme nd go for masters to make u become a lecturer.

Even if you are 40years, u cn fulfill ur dreams.

Have a home first before menopause comes knocking. wink
thanks so much dear.
i really appreciate this
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by FuckTheMods: 4:01pm On Jul 20, 2016
Mammangaddafi:
UI may likely go back to her former way of screening. The 60-40 system
TUFIA
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by FuckTheMods: 2:21pm On Jul 20, 2016
Mammangaddafi:
yeah. I like that method.l pray UI adopt it
nope. Ui can never adopt it.
Maybe oral screening would SUIT BETTER

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Education / Career Advice Needed (pls Help) by FuckTheMods: 1:56pm On Jul 20, 2016
hi guys.
I'm gradually becoming apprehensive over my career issues.
I graduated from high school a decade of years ago (2006) while i was 16 and since i'm from an indigent family i had to set aside school issues and had to engage on some petty hustling in other to save up funds for school.
Though the path has been laden with rough terrains and it hasn't been easy but God finally opened a sponsor for me who would be financially responsible for my academics.
Now the Crux of the issue is that i just recently clocked 26 years and has just been admitted into the University and since employers of the Labour market these days do favour those that are 25 years below which wouldn't spell good fortunes to me, i had to choose a course in the faculty of education (c.r.s) since it doesnt regard age stuff.
My question is as old as i am at 26 is there any slight hope of becoming a professor or at least a lecturer. after my graduation, i'd forward to Masters and eventually Ph.d. Though its gonna take years.
Pls by then how old would you think i'll be a prof or a lecturer and is there any hope of starting and building up a career at an advance age of 26?
Matured comments pls
Politics / Re: Precious Azubike Graduates With A First Class From Nottingham Trent University by FuckTheMods: 11:49am On Jul 20, 2016
SamMilla1:
Congrats.


See where the public servants of a country sent all their children to study.
Tomorrow, you will graduate from one Ladoja Akintola Polytechnic somewhere in Owo and hope to compete with these sons of public criminals.

lol hahahaha
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Vacancy At Arik Airline by FuckTheMods: 7:34am On Jul 20, 2016
Minimum of B.sc from ANY DISCIPLINE. Wow that's cool. I love that
Education / Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by FuckTheMods: 11:30pm On Jul 19, 2016
ggirl4real:


Why is it impossible Ma?

I was famous in the Faculty and my Department.

Most of my lecturers knew me and my academic performances.

My colleagues had already started classifying me as a "staff" because they all thought I'd be retained.

But it's not coming to pass...
which course?
Education / Re: I Feel Messed Up.(jamb) by FuckTheMods: 8:46am On Jul 19, 2016
Affable0709:
I feel so messed up right now. And I just need anything to calm me down.



Before I thought of buying the jamb form, I considered the school fees and all that, I opted for a poly since I'm mainly sponsoring for it, I thought it would be less expensive. Another reason for opting for a poly was because I thought Engineering is in polytechnic, (gullible me right? bad orientation?)

And I also have a friend who's in this state poly... Now when he got fully into school, he started telling me about a lot of issues that amounts to more expenditure like sorting for every course. Weather you know it or not (read to know, sort to pass)
And as at this time, I've already had the poly as first choice. Well I still saw it as nothing.... not until I met a graduate from the university, and he started telling me how Federal schools are more cheaper.. still, I didn't get the form to edit my jamb (more expenses)

Not until my Bishop started lashing me on why I chosed a poly over a university, I tried to say the expenses, but then he said, if I could go to a poly, I could go to a uni, I had 218. As at this time, the form had closed. Now the jamb posting ridiculously ruined everything, I was posted to that same poly I dreaded,
I was not posted to The Preferred uni I filled in for.
Now I feel so terrible, the Poly's screening form is closing on Friday... I really don't know what to do. The university, I don't know if they'll ever accept me if I screen with them, since jamb is monitoring the amount of admission per person... possibly, they'll cancel my name in all other places.

I'm just not feeling good, talk to me.
forget about jamb posting rubbish. If you choosed uni as your most prefered choice, even if youre not posted or not, your name is with them in their omnibus print out. And since you scored above 200 in jamb.
When the Uni you choosed releases her screening form, just go and register and you'll be eligible.
Forget about jamb posting. Its a fraud

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Crime / Re: Pictures From Keystone Bank Robbery by FuckTheMods: 7:38am On Jul 19, 2016
Ini22:
Oluwa oludumare
your moniker bears Ini which is an Akwa ibom name but youre speaking yoruba. Hmmm where are you from pls?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State Civil Service Recruitment 2016 Updated by FuckTheMods: 7:35am On Jul 19, 2016
Can someone who is a non indigene eligible to apply?
Education / Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by FuckTheMods: 7:29am On Jul 19, 2016
hardbody:


Student should adopt my approach. Have fun and still come out well. It looked like I was gonna make a 2.2 so i was everywhere and did all sorts. I came to exams from nocturnal activities and all night parties. When the chips were down, i came out with something better.

I recall prof Dengas admonition, aim for a first class, you may end up with a 2.1 but don't forget to enjoy yourself, if you miss the grade dont miss the fun, let the university also pass through you.

Proud malabite for life.
your last statement says it all.
UniCal na school?
Education / Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by FuckTheMods: 1:37am On Jul 19, 2016
ggirl4real:
Uniuyo! Hmm

I struggled to reach 4.49, best in my Faculty and Uniuyo wouldn't give me a Graduate Assistant job.

Maybe because I don't know someone that knows someone up there

I wish I took time to have fun while in school. I feel like I wasted my time studying hard.
graduate assistant? Thats impossible if you were not in propinquity with the lecturers.
What did you study?
Education / Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by FuckTheMods: 7:54pm On Jul 18, 2016
Flyingngel:
One of d most complex dept in that school is CHEMISTRY. I remember many years ago, we offer a borrowed course - FRENCH 101 in our year 3, we recorded abt 70% pass but our H.O.D rejected d result and intimated that lecturer to go and reduce it, because it is impossible for us to pass like that. The man was extremely angry, took d result and kept it in their dept shelve until second semester ending that it was release with enough failure. Because there was no other option that to reduce marks before it can be accepted by the H.O.D.
ya level 3 students of chemistry borrowed the course too, it was elective Sha FLF110. I remember how that Mr Isidore really failed people
Education / Re: A Typical Result In University Of Uyo, Nigeria by FuckTheMods: 7:45pm On Jul 18, 2016
Anticorruption:
nice result by uniuyo wicked standard



120 failed french in history dept there out of 170


uniuyo churning out 3rd class for fun
bro i been suffer for that school no be small. My cgpa dropped to 1.5 due to the wicked set of lecturers we had in history and international studies. I failed FLF210 thrice.
Education / Re: ✿ Ambrose Alli University Ekpoma (AAU) 2016/2017 Aspirants Thread. by FuckTheMods: 5:06pm On Jul 18, 2016
Jason555:
JAMB strictly warned dhat school has no right to offer Admission and dha provisional admission consideration on their website will serve as JAMB admission letter.... Disregard any rumour saying schools will offer Admission..


Lizzydonald.. Are really really sire you had 245?
Cause ah had 239 and have been offered MBBS by JAMB to AAU.... It's all about GRACE!!

Also, those that have done their screening , results are out already... Login to your kofa account, scroll down and see..

Good day!
dannyfillz wetin this one dey talk? lol see confusion were this malam carry come
Romance / Re: See What My Girlfriend Did Because I Failed To Sleep With Her by FuckTheMods: 4:28pm On Jul 18, 2016
nnamdiokere45:
collect ur share n disembark
hahahaha Badt guy. But this guy really love that girl sha
Education / Re: How Do Direct Entry Students Check Admission Status? by FuckTheMods: 4:05pm On Jul 18, 2016
pinkydove:

Thanks for stopping by, mine is for HND, not uni though
okay thats cool
Education / Re: How Do Direct Entry Students Check Admission Status? by FuckTheMods: 3:54pm On Jul 18, 2016
pinkydove:
Anyone?
exercise patience. When the time for DE admissions comes by, Jamb will activate its portal.
So relax and keep praying cos they aint thru with UTME candidates yet
Politics / Re: Boys Who Stole Fulani Cow In Enugu Arrested To Avoid Fulani's Attack by FuckTheMods: 2:15pm On Jul 18, 2016
Call07034780891:
Here was what Okorocha said about the imo state woman that was beheaded in kano. Cursed people..


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if truly that is what okorocha said over the horrifying death of that woman, then he is a very big fool and all the igbos are cursed people
Politics / Re: Boys Who Stole Fulani Cow In Enugu Arrested To Avoid Fulani's Attack by FuckTheMods: 2:06pm On Jul 18, 2016
graphiti:


























Yeh! . **fallz off mat***

The herdsmen even dey giff dem ultimatum 4 their own land and dem begin piss 4 bodi.

That's why it's not good 2 make unnecessary mouth. If na oda pipo ds kind tin happen to, ds thread 4 don blow with "cowards" comments!



Haa.............. mogbe!




hahahaha see as mere cattle rearers dey useless them for their own native land.
Chai i no for chop garri again.
Chest beaters
Politics / Re: Boys Who Stole Fulani Cow In Enugu Arrested To Avoid Fulani's Attack by FuckTheMods: 1:59pm On Jul 18, 2016
Vulu:
All these yoruba advisers sef? What do you stand to lose if Igbo dump you and fulani for a better and peaceful country. If Igbos had taken your solemn advice since 1970s there would have been an Emir in Igboland by now like you have in yorubaland. grin
HurtgenForest:


You shut up!

What are you doing about ogogoro gulping militants taking over ikorodu from you? grin grin

The fulani have already conquered yorubaland and installed emir on yoruba soil in ilorin but no emir on Igbo soil anywhere. cheesy

I wonder what the militants will install in ikorodu, lolz grin grin grin

Go figure who the real coward is here. embarassed
for ya information. Kwara is a state that has mixed tribe of both yoruba and the hausas
Politics / Re: Boys Who Stole Fulani Cow In Enugu Arrested To Avoid Fulani's Attack by FuckTheMods: 10:58am On Jul 18, 2016
HurtgenForest:


For the fulani herdsmen to have deemed it necessary to report to the people that their cattle was stolen shows that they have a good level of respect for the people.
shut up. You're afraid of the herdsmen. Bunch of cowards
Education / Re: NUC's List Of Top 100 Universities In Nigeria (2013) by FuckTheMods: 7:57am On Jul 18, 2016
Alokendra:
IPod yuut will not like this.

SW always on top. We lead, others follow.
na every thread una go dey bring in tribalism?
Education / Re: JAMB Clarifies 2016 Admission Posting Strategy by FuckTheMods: 12:00am On Jul 18, 2016
jericco1:

aww hope you've been posted for consideration
not at all. utme score of 231. course of study is religious studies edu, institution is ui.
not posted

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